After being stimulated by a handful of dog food from his fans, Long Shute made an important decision. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He's going to vent his fire!

He ran a half marathon along Amsterdam's man-made river that night, and by the time he returned to his apartment two hours later, there was nothing to do.

Under such circumstances, the innocent Chinese captain attended the pre-match press conference for the second leg of the Champions League quarter-finals.

Like Real Madrid, Barcelona's arrival sparked a large welcoming procession in Amsterdam.

However, Barça's arrival was boycotted by some Cruyff fans as Barcelona had just fired Dutch football legend Cruyff, resulting in a much smaller welcome than when Real Madrid first arrived.

However, their manager Pep Guardiola doesn't care at all, and with fewer players, his players can be rested sooner.

"Amsterdam is a cosmopolitan city, it's beautiful, tulips, windmills, beaches, artificial rivers...... It's a good place to visit in April. ”

Guardiola first praised a few times, and then changed the conversation:

"But we're not here to enjoy the scenery, we're here to win."

"Mr. Pep Guardiola, in an interview with the Italian media earlier this month, said that your days in Barcelona may be coming to an end, can you talk about it? Is there a conflict between the club's president, Basel, and you? Or is there a discordant sound inside the locker room? ”

The Amsterdam journalist turned his guns on the last thing he wanted to mention.

"As I explained a week ago, if you search Google or whatever, you'll find the answer." Pep Guardiola was clearly not very cooperative.

Journalists still refuse to give up: "But we know that you and Barcelona have never signed a long-term contract......

But his question was interrupted by the other side: "Today's press conference is for the Champions League game, not for my personal questions, if you are particularly interested in this aspect, I welcome you to contact my agent, he will charge you based on what you want to know." ”

The reporter who touched a nail sat down, and another Dutch reporter took the gun in his hand:

"Mr. Guardiola, let's talk about the game, since you took charge of Barcelona in 2008, you have won a very great six crowns, which is a unique result in football......

Pep Guardiola lifted his chin slightly, knowing that the journalist must be playing a trick on himself......

Sure enough, the other party's words changed:

"But we were surprised to find out from your game that you managed a big club like Barcelona for three seasons and failed to win a single away game in the knockout rounds of the Champions League...... Whether it's against the likes of Bayern, Chelsea, Inter Milan and Arsenal, or the weaker ones like Stuttgart and Lyon, you'll be able to draw or lose. What do you think is the reason for this embarrassing away record? ”

Guardiola's face suddenly darkened:

'The reason is simple, because we have already won the score we want at home, so we don't need to force a win away.

"But ......"

The reporter had just said a word when he was interrupted by the other party.

Pep Guardiola is already angry: "But tomorrow we will definitely sweep this record into history!" ”

"Okay, then let's talk about tomorrow's game," the reporter quickly changed the subject, "Villa has not scored in eight consecutive games, why is he still in the starting lineup?" ”

"Because the manager of Barcelona is me, not you!"

After dropping down an obviously unfriendly answer, Guardiola straightened his tie, patted his ass and walked away.

After fighting with Mourinho for so many years, Gua Shuai, who was originally quite good-tempered in front of the media, gradually showed his edge, coupled with the fact that one of the two was flamboyant and aggressive, and the other was round and deep inside......

The head coach walked away, and the reporters had to throw all the questions to Xavi, the player's representative and captain of tomorrow's game.

'Andres Iniesta had to miss this round of games in the last game because of the accumulation of yellow cards, will his absence affect the team's control of the midfield?

Xavi honestly admitted: "There may be a little bit because Andre and I have been teammates for more than a decade, and there is no substitute for our tacit understanding, but I believe that other teammates will try to make up for this vacancy......"

Okay, the reporter wrote the book:

No one can replace the role of Xiaobai, and the collapse of Barcelona has begun!

"What do you think of Villa's goal drought?"

Xavi is still very honest: "Even the best strikers will go through this period, and I believe that David will soon find his form......"

Okay, the journalist continues to write:

Xavi himself said: Villa is not a top striker, and the club's management should hurry up to find new signings!

"What do you want to say about Barcelona's winless record on the road in the last three seasons? Could this be a spell? Will there be additional pressure on the players? ”

"No," Harvey decisively denied this time, "how can we be stressed by such a frivolous statement?" ”

Okay, the reporter didn't even raise his head, and his hands didn't stop:

In the face of reporters' questions, looking at him left and right, the deputy of the Barcelona team is obviously lacking in confidence!

Harvey is not a leader! Barcelona fans will miss their true captain, Puyol!

"The Champions League has gone all the way to the present, Barcelona has already accumulated two yellow cards for a number of players, including Messi, if he is yellow again in tomorrow's game, then even if you reach the semi-finals, you have to face the crisis of missing key players, do you think this will affect Messi? Causing him to dare not go all out in the game? ”

Harvey again decisively denied: "Of course not! We're all professionals, so we're going to give it our all in every game......"

"I'm sorry," the reporter said, "If I'm not mistaken, just now, your manager told us that in the previous Champions League games, because you had enough home advantage, you didn't play at home at all, which led to never winning an away game in three years, why did you say the same thing as him?" Do you already have a conflict with the manager? Or do you not respect our Dutch journalists, and you just answered the question casually? If so, we will definitely complain to UEFA about your ......"

Although he has long known that there is no lower limit to the reporter's discipline, Harvey is still angry with these Dutchmen......

Van Basten and Ronshit, who sat on the side, watched Xavi sweat profusely as he coped with the bombardment of the Dutch media, and watched with great joy, because a week earlier, they had been treated like this by the Catalan journalists, after all, this is also a home advantage!

It's just that at Barcelona's home stadium, the Catalan reporter let him go because Long Shute praised Messi's invincible beating Ronaldo......

Now they want to besiege Van Basten and Ronshette again, but it is too late, because the press officer who has the power to call the number is an Ajax man!

They could only listen to the Ajax manager and vice-captain answer a few non-salty questions from Dutch journalists, and then they were told that this was the end of the press conference!