"Your husband?" Zhou Jingwang, the son of the Great Zhou Dynasty, responded.

I thought: If it weren't for your husband's face, you? Can a widow tolerate you being so presumptuous?

"Husband? Does she have a husband? ”

"Who is her husband?"

"She's a little kid, how can she have a husband?"

“……”

The guards around who didn't know the inside story were naturally suspicious and asked in their hearts.

"My husband said that human beings have this aspect of worship psychology, and it has existed since ancient times! Men are worshipping big! All hope for infinity. And! I doubt that my ability in this area is not enough, and once I do, I am not confident. Men who generally think they are big are a little blindly confident. Fools think they're 'superior'......"

In that physiology class, Fang Jishi really told her about this knowledge.

Hey! Helian regarded death as if she were at home today, and shook everything out.

"How is your husband compared to the crown prince? Which is bigger? ”

A guard couldn't hold it back, and he didn't care about the courtesy of the monarch and minister, so he stepped forward and asked.

"Which one do you ask?" Helian asked puzzledly, "Is it the height?" Or is it physique? Still is? ”

"It's the one! That one! The one you just said! ”

When the prince who was paralyzed in the side room next door heard this, he immediately moved his body and pricked up his ears, wanting to hear more clearly.

"Of course my husband is big! My husband's big bubble gum! ”

"Big bubble gum? What is Big Bubble Gum? Why don't the widows know? Zhou Jingwang waved his arm at the guard and signaled to retreat. Asked.

"It's a kind of sugar that blows bubbles. The bubbles that blow up are like the bubbles that come out of the laundry......"

"Where is this bubble gum? There is no one in the palace of Da Zhou, have you eaten it? ”

"Eaten! Eaten! My husband gave me food! Helian bragged.

In fact! She didn't know what bubblegum was, but she had heard her husband talk about it. Today! Took this to blow it.

"Listen to you say that?" King Zhou Jing thought for a while and asked, "The crown prince just chose the crown princess, and he is useless?" ”

"Useless! Absolutely useless! Is he still the crown prince? O Son of Heaven! Great Zhou Tianzi! How did you choose him as the crown prince? You're just a prince? Still is? Other princes are stupider than him? Isn't that right? Look at the Son of Heaven, your old man? How energetic? Isn't it? How could you give birth to a stupid son? ……”

"Presumptuous!"

"Palm!"

Seeing this, the two guards were furious and stepped forward to make a move.

Zhou Jingwang didn't speak, didn't look at the two guards, waved the back of his hand at the two, and signaled to retreat.

"I thought he was a fool, then I thought he was pretending to be a fool, and finally! I'm still sure! He's a fool. ”

King Zhou Jing waved his hand and asked, "What happened between you that night?" Let's be honest! The widow will not cure your sins, and do not speak of those who are useless! ”

"Say!"

"Say!"

Two guards were on the side.

Helian glanced at the two guards with disdain, and said, "He pretended to be a fool and called me, he called me mother, and asked me for milk to drink." He said, 'Mother! I want to drink milk'......" Ha Lian said in the tone of the prince at that time.

"I slapped him twice on the spot......"

In the side room, the prince listened violently, and argued in his heart on the spot: No! She's! I said it when I saw the lotus pod, thinking about how to get to it, and thinking about that feeling.

When the doll is breastfeeding, don't they all hold it with both hands?

I call her mother? Am I stupid? Am I not pretending to be than? Pretend to be more serious than you, huh?

I call you mother, and you won't really become my mother?

"Then I saw that he was pitiful, and he was squatting on the ground alone, and I sympathized with him. Can me? I don't have any money on me, and I can't afford to live in an inn. I just wanted to take him to find a place where he could spend the night. Although he is a fool, he is a man after all, and he is still a big man. With him by my side, it's okay for the two of us to be bold with each other.

Later he said! He has silver. And he took out the money. When I saw the money, I asked him, "Where did you get it?" He said that his father gave it to him. I said, what about your father? Is it because your father thinks you're stupid and doesn't want you anymore? He said no, and he said that if his father wanted him to call him, his father would give him money. So he cried out, and the man gave him money. I say! That man is really a fool, let a fool call him dad and give him ten taels of silver, that person is not a fool......"

When the people around heard this, they couldn't help but laugh one by one.

When Zhou Jingwang heard this, he also laughed angrily.

I thought to myself: If someone really asks a fool to call him father and give the fool ten taels of silver, that person must be a fool too.

"When I had the money, I took him to the inn where I stayed. I sympathized with him for being a fool and pitiful, and after washing up, I let him sleep on the bed while I slept on the floor. Outcome! He got up in the middle of the night, and he took off all his clothes, and he came and took off my clothes. When I woke up, I hit him.

At this time, the palace guards came, and the innkeeper came, and we stopped fighting. When he came in, he was not yet dressed, and the guards and the shopkeeper saw it......"

What Helian said happened to be the right one for the shopkeeper, the chief of the guard and others, and King Zhou Jing nodded and believed it.

"I saw the guards gone, and I came back, and I was going to clean him up, and who let him bully me? I didn't know he was the crown prince! If I knew he was the crown prince, I wouldn't dare! I thought he was a fool. I've heard! No matter if you are a fool or someone, as long as you beat him to be afraid of you, he will never dare to bully you in the future.

So! I just came over and hit him. Didn't he undress before? I don't see him substandard, do I? So! I'll come and beat him. One move to defeat the enemy, and I knocked him down. And then! So I tied him up.

Afterward! He woke up and said he was the crown prince. He also threatened me to let him go or kill me. I said, are you a fool, are you or the prince? He said he was really the crown prince? I said, why should I believe you? He said that he had a dragon and phoenix jade pendant on his body. I said where is the jade pendant? He said on the body, he asked me to untie his hand, and he took it to me. I said I wasn't fooled, and I couldn't beat him if I untied his hand. I asked him where the jade pendant was? He said that Yu Pei was there......"

"Where's the jade pendant?" Zhou Jingwang asked.

"Yu Pei is in his underwear, I thought he lied to me and wanted to take advantage of me, I was ready to hit him. And he wept, and I believed. I ripped off his underwear, and it turned out! I really found the jade pendant from inside. I asked why only Long Pei had his name on it. Why is there no name on Feng Pei, he said! Let me engrave my name and go back and let my father crown me the crown princess......"

After listening to Helian's story, the prince was so anxious that he hit the wall in the side room.

He said in his heart: she didn't tell the truth! She also made me drink urine and shoved a rolling cloth into my mouth.

But? He couldn't say such a shameful thing.

"I'm done, if you want to kill or chop as you please! Death anyway! I'm not afraid! I still have to say it before I die! If he becomes the Son of Heaven of the Great Zhou in the future, the Great Zhou will die! This kind of person is not worthy of being the Son of Heaven, the prince, or the Son of Man! Shame on him! He disgraced his ancestors! He lost the face of your Ji family, and he lost the face of your ancestors, King Wen of Zhou and King Wu of Zhou......"

"Take her down!" King Zhou Jing shouted.