"You scoundrels! What qualifies me to get out? Lao Tzu sat precariously and shouted.

"Hey, hey! I think you want to die! ”

"Do it! So as not to talk nonsense! ”

"If you want to die, Lao Tzu will fulfill you!"

A few scoundrels stepped forward to beat people, but they didn't hit them, they just made a show to scare people.

"It's not that I want to die! I'm greedy! Hehehe! ”

Lao Tzu sat at that time and stood still, and said with a smile: "You want to die!" And! It's your family who wants to die! ”

"You?"

"Why do you say that? I'm going to let you die right now! ”

"Then you are looking for death, and your whole family will be affected! Do you know who I am? ”

"Who are you?"

"I'm Lao Tzu!"

"I'm your son!" A rogue airway.

"I am the keeper of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty! I am still the historian of the Son of Heaven! The prince's liberal arts teacher! You say! If you kill me, will your whole family be affected? Isn't it? You guys? ……”

Lao Tzu pointed at those scoundrels with his hand and sneered: "All of them will be subjected to Zhulian!" Family members are also affected. And the end result is! You guys! The whole family or even the whole clan was sentenced! ……”

"Who knows if I kill you? You just scare people! ”

A scoundrel said and kicked over the case in front of Lao Tzu. and pulled out a sharp knife from his waist and stabbed him.

"Bang dang!"

The table was kicked off, and the teapot and tea set on it fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"You can't kill him! Humiliate him first! Another scoundrel stepped forward and stopped: "Just kill him like this, it's too cheap for him." ”

"Don't humiliate me first! But! You don't dare kill me! I am the official of the Emperor of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. All of you are under the control of the Son of Heaven, including your king. Hahaha! …… Kill me! You're all going to be strained! Hahaha......"

"Arrogance! When death is approaching, you still pretend to be calm! ”

"We're killing you! Does anyone know? Even if someone knew, they wouldn't dare to say it! ”

"God knows, the earth knows, the heart knows! Can you say you don't know? You can keep it from being said, but the truth will always be in someone else's memory......"

"I killed everyone!"

"Can you kill everyone in the world?"

"I'll kill everyone I know!"

"Do you know how many people they have told? How many people and how many people told it? Can you kill everyone in the world? ”

"Don't talk nonsense to him! Get some excitement! Tell him! Father! Lear! Are you a bastard? Are you still an official of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty? You? You thought you had a lot of face, didn't you? Your wife was ......"

"Hahaha! ……”

"Hehehe! ……”

"Hey, hey, hey! ……”

"Ahem, ahem! ……”

"Huh! ……”

When the other scoundrels heard this, they all burst out laughing.

When Lao Tzu heard this, his face changed on the spot. His wife and family have always been his concern, and now! It became his guilt.

Person! It's all about weakness! Because! People have feelings, not plants.

"Speaking of his sore spots! Hahaha! ......" The man found that Lao Tzu couldn't stand it, so he became even more proud.

"His wife is beautiful! Back then! I just want to do it! Hey! ……”

"The result! I was given the first time by the village chief! Hahaha! I also made a big belly! Hahaha......"

"The belly is so big! It's all out of arms! The result is a wild seed, not his Li'er's! ”

"So! She felt that she had no face to see people, so she committed suicide by jumping into the river! ”

"What a pity! How cool it would be for me to do it! ……”

"I want to ...... too"

The scoundrels said as they peeked at Lao Tzu.

Saw! Lao Tzu trembled, his white hair and white beard trembled. The white clothes suddenly looked dim.

Something more exciting!

"You are all wrong, it is not the village chief who seduced his wife, but he has a wife who seduces the village chief. Don't you want to think? He Li Er is not at home all the year round, and she is lonely! Not ...... yet"

"The latest grapevine! His wife! Sleep with his dad! ……”

"Oh?"

"And what's going on?"

"Still sleeping with his grandfather?"

"Huh? And this kind of thing? ”

Others borrowed the topic to play and continued to make it up.

"You know what? Why doesn't his son live at home? Why did you send it to your uncle? ”

"Why?"

"Stupid! You guys! He's not Lear's seed? ”

"Hahaha! ……”

"Hehehe! ……”

"Hey, hey, hey! ……”

"Ahem, ahem! ……”

"Huh! ……”

After laughing enough, someone sang a double reed and asked, "Whose seed is not Li Er's seed?" ”

"It's his grandfather's seed!"

"Is it his grandfather's seed? That? Isn't that his 'uncle' anymore? ”

Everyone held back laughter and continued to sing the double reed.

"Hmm!"

"All I've heard! Youngest son, eldest grandson! Haven't heard of it yet! The son born to his wife turned out to be his uncle? ”

"Hahaha! ……”

"Hehehe! ……”

"Hey, hey, hey! ……”

"Ahem, ahem! ……”

"Huh! ……”

The crowd couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing.

After laughing enough, they all looked at Lao Tzu.

Saw! Tears flowed from the corners of Lao Tzu's eyes.

But! Just when they were about to continue humiliating, they suddenly found that Lao Tzu's body was no longer trembling, and his hair and beard were no longer trembling.

Lao Tzu's eyes were closed, and only the beard at the edge of his nostrils was moving slightly. Elsewhere, there was no movement at all.

"Hey, hey! Did you see that? Li Er pretended to be dead! He pretended to be dead! ”

"He pretended not to hear such a humiliation to him?"

"You say he didn't hear? Did you just see that? He cried! ”

"Isn't that? There are tears on my face! ”

"That's it! It is! Tears still hang on the beard! ”

“……”

That's it! From the village came a dozen villagers armed with wooden sticks.

Just now, many people who listened to the sermon ran back, saying that the scoundrels had come to the village to make trouble, and now Lao Tzu might be in danger.

When the other villagers heard this, they blamed themselves.

"Who are you who invited people to preach, and when you were in danger, you ran back first? You guys? ”

"Let's go! Chase the scoundrels away! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! If you don't drive the scoundrels away? They came to bully Lao Tzu today, and they will bully us tomorrow! ”

"Let's go!"

When the scoundrels saw that the villagers were coming, they looked at each other one by one, and knew that if something happened, they hurriedly ran away.

"There's a kind of don't run!"

"Kill you scoundrels!"

"Don't run to our village in the future!"

"Have the ability to go to the field! Don't be ruthless at your doorstep! ”

"I'm Nima! Are you also human? ”

"The reason why the world is chaotic is because of these scoundrels! There is no moral bottom line! As long as others give money and food, they will do whatever they want! ”

After driving away the scoundrels, everyone gathered around to visit Lao Tzu.

Saw! Lao Tzu acted as if nothing had happened, his eyes slightly closed. Except for the beard under the nostrils that moves rhythmically, like a wooden man.

(End of chapter)