Chapter 5 Commencement of Classes
Wang Dong didn't intend to really hurt the other party, as long as he broke the hair net called Dai Huadong, that person would definitely put away the hair that was going out and tie himself up.
But even a fool can see that this ploy wants to work for me? Is it underestimating my flanking guillotine? Wang Dong thought so in his heart, and decided to break Dai Huadong's trap head-on.
More than ten seconds later, Dai Huadong looked at Wang Dong, who was tied by his hair into a caterpillar writhing on the ground, and said: "Yuhao, you must remember that there are three major illusions in life, first, I feel that I have a great advantage. Second, I can fight back. Third, she likes me. You see that this person made the first mistake, she felt that she had a great advantage, and she knew that it was a trap and still got in, and then she was tricked, right? ”
"That...... Second brother, how did you do it? Huo Yuhao couldn't believe it. Just now, he watched Wang Dong's flank guillotine slash at the hairnet, but the hairnet that should have been easily cut was not damaged at all, and then, just as Wang Dong could see, the hair that was scattered entangled him.
"It's simple, I'm waxing." Dai Huadong stroked his bangs and posed extremely narcissistic.
"Hair wax?" Huo Yuhao looked confused.
Dai Huadong did not explain, in fact, his ability to manifest fantasy has reached the molecular level, so he can naturally manifest nanomaterials, nanomaterials have extremely high toughness, a nanomaterial as thin as a hair can easily lift a truck, Dai Huadong just covered his hair with a very thin layer of nanomaterial.
"Okay, you've lost, don't forget the women's clothing. I also want to say to everyone who accosted me: 'My name is Wang Dong, but I am actually a boy'. Dai Huadong squatted in front of Wang Dong and patted his face gently, "I can't wait to see those classmates and seniors......"
"Second brother, you are really a devil." Huo Yuhao shuddered, he had already foreseen the collapse of those people.
Wang Dong didn't think of this layer at all, he just stood up with a blank expression. Also, if a genius is defeated twice in a row by someone weaker than himself, everyone will fall into confusion.
Dai Huadong saw him like this, thought for a while, and said, "If your heart loses, you will lose completely." ”
After that, he went back to his dormitory.
Wang Dong was stunned, his eyes became firm, and he said, "I will definitely defeat you." Alas? What about people? ”
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The enrollment of freshmen ended soon, and the dormitory building for freshmen began to be lively, and Dai Huadong also had an extra roommate, a strong man named Tailong, is this person really less than twelve years old? Deceptive, right? There was little communication between the two.
In the past few days, Dai Huadong usually sits in the dormitory to write novels or chat with the old man at the door.
"You have a lot of strange things in your head, but how is it possible that the stars in the sky are bigger than our sun? Obviously, the sun is more than them. The old man asked.
"Distance, don't you look at things in the near and far distances? You can see people in close proximity, but if a person is far away from you, isn't there only one point left? It is also the principle that the stars are small in your eyes, they are too far away, much farther away from us than the sun. Dai Huadong waved his arms and said.
The old man pondered for a while, and then said, "This is true, but maybe the stars in the sky are so close to us?" ”
Dai Huadong nodded solemnly: "It's really possible, after all, I haven't left the earth to go there to observe." ”
"These things are really interesting, but they don't seem to make much sense." The old man said.
"That's because you all only think about cultivation, so your brains are stupid." Dai Huadong criticized mercilessly.
The old man was not angry: "What do you say? ”
"You spend a lot of time in the sun, don't you? Do you feel warm? ”
"yes, what's wrong?"
"But it's not just your place that is exposed to the sun, the entire Douluo Continent is under the sun, what do you think will happen if these lights are concentrated in one city?" Dai Huadong smiled.
The old man was stunned for a moment. Dai Huadong continued: "So people always ignore those common things. ”
Then he saw Wang Dong walking towards the dormitory, so he said to the old man: "I have to leave beforehand, let's talk next time." ”
"Hey, Wang Dong! Over here! Dai Huadong had a bright smile on his face.
Wang Dong didn't seem to expect Dai Huadong to greet him, and he was stunned for a long time before he reacted: "What's the matter?" ”
Dai Huadong's smile became brighter and brighter: "Oh, the noble man just forgets things, do you remember our bet?" Today is the end of the class. I've got everything ready. ”
Saying that, Dai Huadong handed a package to Wang Dong and said, "Here is a set of women's school uniforms and wigs, I am willing to lose the bet." ”
Wang Dong looked at the package, heard Dai Huadong's words, stomped his foot, and said, "Wear it, what's the big deal!" ”
Then Dai Huadong watched Wang Dong rush into the dormitory, and then Huo Yuhao was kicked out.
"Second brother, what's going on?" Huo Yuhao looked dazed, he didn't know what was going on.
Dai Huadong touched his chin and said, "Maybe I was discovered to be a cosmetic fetish hidden in my heart." ”
Huo Yuhao's expression was like this: ⊙_⊙
After about a few minutes, the door was opened, and Wang Dong walked out generously, Huo Yuhao was stunned, his long powder blue hair hung behind him, and his big watery eyes matched his fair skin, making him a little beauty.
Huo Yuhao took a long time to say: "Wang Dong, you can't really be a woman, right?" ”
Dai Huadong, who had known the plot for a long time, was also amazed, but he quickly reacted and said, "Hmph, it seems that you are very talented." Huo Yuhao, don't look at it, be careful of being bent. Let's go to class. ”
"Don't be complacent, I'll beat you sooner or later." Wang Dong looked at Dai Huadong with an unhappy face and said.
"Huh."
……
In the classroom, Dai Huadong sat with Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong, a group of boys saw Wang Dong's eyes lit up, Dai Huadong also showed a happy smile, and Huo Yuhao looked at those male compatriots in adolescence with a look of pity.
At this time, the first boy to talk to Wang Dong appeared, and he pointed to the empty seat next to Wang Dong with a flushed face and asked, "This classmate, is there anyone here?" ”
The other boys all showed an expression of "being preempted", wishing they were the boys, which shows the charm of Wang Dong in women's clothing. The girls were talking about why Wang Dong was so beautiful or something.
Dai Huadong looked at Wang Dong, coughed, and signaled the other party not to forget to bet.
Wang Dong glared at him, and then said in an extremely rough voice to the boy: "Stay away from me, I'm a boy!" ”
The classroom suddenly fell silent, and Dai Huadong could clearly see the incredulous eyes of those boys, especially the boy who accosted him with a devastating expression. And the girls were all mired in self-doubt.
"This benevolent brother, in fact, he ......" Dai Huadong looked at the young man with the eyes of "Actually, he is lying to you", and when he showed a hint of hope, he said the second half of the sentence: "It's really a man, it's my brother Yuhao's roommate." ”
"Click!" Dai Huadong seemed to hear the sound of something breaking, and this sound made him feel physically and mentally happy.
Huo Yuhao looked at his classmates with pity, and when he met his second brother, you were unlucky.
Wang Dong finally found out that he had been pitted, and the whole class looked at him with a strange look, which made him uncomfortable, and he glared at Dai Huadong with anger, eager to eat him.
"WILLING TO LOSE THE BET, OH HOHOHOHO~~" Dai Huadong looked at him with a smile.
At this moment, a person walked in at the door of the classroom, it was an old woman, with gray hair coiled on the top of her head, dressed in a white robe, and she had very bright eyes, and her black eyes were full of light.
The old woman walked to the podium, her calm gaze sweeping over everyone present from left to right, an invisible pressure hidden under that calm gaze.
"My name is Zhou Yi, I am your homeroom teacher, I am not sure how many of you can walk with me through the next year, but what I want to tell you is that in my class, all garbage cannot pass the assessment, what I want to cultivate is a monster, not a fool."
Listening to her words, many students showed dissatisfied looks, they were able to pass the assessment and enter Shrek Academy, but they were carefully selected by various countries, and being called garbage and stupid people naturally would not give that person a good face.
"Sign up for the past few days, people who have been in a fight stand up!" Zhou Yi's next sentence shocked the class.