Having a pet is a fun thing to do, but it's also a frustrating thing.

Almost a week has passed since Victoria appeared at Luo Tianshu's house until today, and this special cohabitation life in this week has made him start to question the theory of evolution.

Facts have proved that natural selection is indeed the law of human survival, under such a premise, people should always evolve in the direction of progress, but in some special cases this is not the case, such as after someone who has no ability to survive has met the conditions to live, she may start to evolve towards strange places.

The proof is that the girl named Victoria Liga has evolved into NEET after not having to think hard about how she should live, yes, yes, this guy who claims to have completed a great feat that a normal person can't accomplish in a lifetime has become NEET.

Although judging from her previous life, she should be the type who doesn't like to go out, but it's too unreasonable to become NEET after just one day here, right?

Ever since she came into contact with modern technology called computers, Victoria hasn't talked about work again.

Therefore, Luo Tianshu believes that the definition of pets should include people, such as this kind of guy who doesn't work, doesn't go to school, doesn't go out, can't leave the bedroom after learning to use the computer, never does it when he's hungry, only shouts, and rolls on the ground when he's unhappy, which really makes Luo Tianshu start to wonder.

Am I really living with a girl? I didn't accidentally pick up some strange pet, did I?

So, after adding this guy who writes Victoria as a pet in the family, Luo Tianshu's living standard has returned to near the basic line again, and there is a vague danger of decline.

This is a very magical problem, under the premise that he can get the dividends of a publishing house for nothing while working part-time, Luo Tianshu will actually worry about the problem of living expenses.

In fact, this is not difficult to explain, mainly because Victoria is a troublesome guy, her preferences are completely different from Luo Tianshu, she prefers those delicate desserts to ordinary meals, in short, this is a guy who can be fed with cakes, which is also the root cause of the family's financial deficit, because cakes are far more expensive than bento.

So don't I really have a weird pet?

Originally, his salary and the money sent by his family were enough to support the lives of the two of them, but because of Victoria's relationship, he was afraid that he would have to use instant noodles again to fight in order to continue to survive.

You ask him why he doesn't use the publisher's dividends? It must be because it looks like eating rice like this, and it doesn't feel very cool, no matter what, you have to live with your own hands!

Of course, it is naturally impossible for Luo Tianshu to say such a hot-blooded protagonist's lines, money is money in the final analysis, why should he force himself to live better?

The reason for not using that dividend is actually very simple, before Victoria didn't appear, Luo Tianshu's living expenses were enough, plus the family's share, he could even be a little extravagant, such as buying a figure or something, and because of this, when President Kuroda first handed over the so-called dividends to him, he directly asked the other party to use the money to develop the publishing house, because it was basically useless for him, and it was better to spend it than to hoard it.

To sum up, Luo Tianshu can't let Kuroda take out that share of the money because of eating, not to mention that he himself is a little unhappy.

Fortunately, this month is almost over, so he doesn't have to face embarrassment too early, but it is not a way to do it in the long run, so he can only make a decision.

"Victoria, I've thought about it, it's not impossible to write a novel or something."

"Huh? What did you say all of a sudden? By the way, what about my Baumkuchen? ”

"If the cake is ready, I have already placed an order, and it will be delivered in the afternoon, ah! Wrong! Who's talking to you about this, I mean hurry up and go to work, you guy who eats white food! ”

"Shouldn't that be something you want to think about?"

Victoria, dressed in thin silk pajamas, yawned lazily as she flipped through the novels in her hands.

"And it's not white food, it's you who said you don't need me to pay for the room."

Although this is what I said correctly, but I am really shocked that you can say it without hesitation, hey, you are a girl, can't you reply to me a little more reservedly!

"Okay, I'll admit that's what I said, but the point is that we're going to starve to death if we continue like this!"

"You're really useless, you actually worry about money problems, obviously the place where you live is not bad."

"Whose fault do you think it's for?"

And, except for natural NEET like you, people all over the world need to worry about money!

"Ahh But wasn't writing a novel or something vetoed by you in the first place? Or have you made up your mind to be my translator? ”

"No, how can I have that spare time, I thought, this problem is actually easy to solve, isn't it, as long as you learn Japanese?"

“...... You guy, not only are you boring, but you're also very noisy, isn't that more troublesome? ”

Victoria looked bored, hey, this is too different from your original image, when it comes to work, it's this expression, your NEET evolution is very thorough! In that case, don't blame me for my nirvana!

"Hmph, listen to me, little ghost, I will never buy you a cake again until you learn Japanese!"

"What...... You, are you a demon! ”

Although I've endured it all the time because you're still young.,Well,Cuteness is also part of the reason.,Hawkers,It's also cute to roll.,Ahem.,In short,I'm definitely not going to be easily sent away by you this time.。

"It's not a joke, but if you can't learn enough to work, then all the food will be supermarket bento boxes in the future! Hahahaha! ”

"But, damn it! You guy, huh————! ”

Victoria's face showed an angry expression, and when viewed from the side, it puffed up like a squirrel with a pine cone stuffed in its mouth, which was her characteristic expression when she was awkward, how to say, Baozi? Poofha.

After getting angry, Victoria had a rare look of energy.

"Okay, then let you see the difference between me who has the fountain of wisdom and you mortals, start now, isn't it just learning a language, this kind of thing is not difficult for me at all."

"Mmmm, that's the momentum, work hard for your cake."

Only the food crisis can drive you, sure enough, I have a pet, right?

"Hey, where are you going? Didn't you say you wanted me to learn Japanese? ”

Watching Luo Tianshu take the remaining cakes on the table and leave, Victoria was like a fried kitten, her small body instantly exploded at a very fast speed, and her porcelain doll-like hands tightly grasped the corners of Luo Tianshu's clothes, and her eyes did not leave the cakes for a moment.

"It's impossible to teach you with my Japanese level, so of course I have to ask a 'teacher' for this kind of thing."

"Teacher?"

Of course, Luo Tianshu will not be arrogant enough to teach Victorian Japanese by himself, how can he teach it when he is half a pound or eight taels, so the most suitable way is to find someone to help.

Among the people Luo Tianshu knew, there was probably only one person who had enough ability to teach Victoria.

Ding dong.

"Looks like your teacher is here."

Luo Tianshu, who heard the doorbell, showed a happy smile, and "dragged" Victoria all the way to the door and opened the door.

"Yo, I've been waiting for you for a long time, under the snow."

The Minister of the Ministry of Service, the Ice Queen who will never show mercy because of the word cute, it is only fitting that you teach this dessert poisoned NEET, I am such a genius, hahaha.