Chapter 643: Second Sister, help me wipe my back
Perhaps Loew thinks that he and Ballack cannot coexist in the national team, on the one hand, Ballack will affect his dressing room status, and on the other hand, Ballack's runner-up aura is as strong as Vardy's amusement aura, which will directly lead to Germany not being able to win the championship.
But Vardy doesn't think so.
If Germany originally had the ability to win the championship, but was dragged down by Ballack's runner-up halo, then you can blame Ballack however you want;
But the question is, even though Germany may not have the ability to enter the final, but Ballack directly brought it to the final with the halo of runner-up, shouldn't the Germans remember Ballack's credit?
This kind of mysterious thing is sometimes really difficult to explain.
When he warmed up on the pitch before the game, Vardy set his sights on the opposite side of the German team.
Balak, Klose, Schweinsteiger, Frings......
At least judging by the German lineup, it is still an old German tank.
It's also hard for Loew, playing technical football with an old-school line-up and bringing Germany to the final of the European Championship, which is really not easy.
Compared with Germany when the World Cup won in 14 years, there are probably only a few players in the team such as Lahm, and Germany really completed the renewal at that time.
With a sigh of emotion, Vardy still set his sights on Podolski and Ballack, the two players who are the protagonists of his mission.
How can the two be brought close?
That's a real challenge for Vardy!
It's always easier to sow discord and destroy relationships than it is to build relationships.
Needless to say, Barak, Germany's leading figures, even if there are many controversies, are still qualified leaders.
Podolski is still one of the hottest strikers in European football, even if not as sharp as when he first debuted, but his pride is undiminished.
In the relationship between personalities, even if it is not inevitable for two players to clash, there are inducements, and it is logical.
Vardy certainly can't remember when the two had a confrontation, but it shouldn't be World Series in his memory.
However, there is a teasing system, and God knows what he can do, so Vardy's first priority is to prevent the two from having a conflict, and then to be intimate.
Otherwise, the two have already fought, and no matter how capable they are, it is impossible for the two to be intimate.
After the warm-up and back to the locker room to change clothes, the players of both teams lined up in the players' tunnel and prepared for the entrance.
At this time, the two teams have familiar players who have begun to talk to each other, even if the game is hostile, but in private, it does not prevent the players from becoming good friends.
Jamie Vardy doesn't have any good friends in the German team, and even the only player he has ever played against is Ballack, who played against Chelsea during his time at Manchester United.
So Vardy didn't bother to say hello to his opponent.
However, a large part of the attention of the German players is on Jamie Vardy, because they know that Vardy is the most feared figure in the game.
Podolski looked at Vardy with a little provocation, a little unconvinced, like children fighting each other, which made Vardy laugh.
It is said that Podolski is still a young player, he was born in 85 and has just celebrated his 23rd birthday, but he has already become famous all over the world.
Being young means capital, and although he didn't play at Bayern, it didn't stop Podolski from believing he still had a great future.
So seeing that almost his peers Vardy has stood at the top of world football, the proud Podolski will definitely not be convinced.
Vardy said to himself, just stop for a while, I didn't take the task of making Barak slap you, don't you know gratitude!
It's okay to compete with me.
As a striker, you should play against the opponent's goal, not against the opponent's striker.
The referee is ready, and both sides line up.
Ballack was the captain and stood at the front, while Podolski was right behind him.
Vardy's mind moved, and he pulled out the tickle and scratched it twice in the middle of Ballack's back.
Everyone knows that there is a place in the middle of a person's back that you can't reach even if you stretch your hands back, and if it's itchy, you have to ask someone else to help or scratch it.
Barak was uncomfortable, his back swaying slightly, but he couldn't get rid of it.
Reaching for it, but not reaching it, even if it reached the edge, it didn't relieve the itch at all, and even made it even more unbearable.
Although he has a little caddie in his hand, he can't let the little caddie scratch it for him.
In desperation, Barak could only turn back to Podolsky and say, "Lucas, help me scratch my back!" ”
Podolsky never expected Barak to make such a strange request, and the expression on his face became strange.
This feels like the voice in the women's bathhouse: "Second sister, help me wipe my back!" ”
Podolsky stretched out his hand but stopped in mid-air, in a dilemma.
To scratch or not to scratch, that's the question!
Don't scratch, looking at the captain's uncomfortable appearance, if you really can't stand it, grab yourself and rub it on yourself as a pillar, it will be even more embarrassing;
But if you scratch it, you feel too ashamed, who has ever seen someone scratching the back of a teammate on the playing field?
What others don't know, they think the two are flirting in public!
Seeing that Podolsky didn't move, Barak couldn't bear it anymore and kept urging Podolsky.
"Hurry up, hurry up and help me scratch, I'll pass the ball to you and give you an assist when I get on the field!"
Maybe it was the assists that attracted Podolski, or maybe Podolski wasn't ready to turn his face with the captain, or he was shaking and reaching out and scratching his back through his shirt.
Although the jersey did not make Ballack completely refreshed, at least it relieved the itch, and unconsciously, Ballack showed a happy and happy expression on his face.
In Vardy's eyes, he was overjoyed, and this is a good start!
However, when fans saw the movements of the two, they couldn't help but chill.
Can't you just pay attention to it, so many people are watching, and you are flirting so unscrupulously?
It is said that there are unspoken rules in all walks of life, and newcomers have to do something for the elderly, usually in football, newcomers carry bags to locker room bosses, but now, do newcomers have to dedicate themselves?
Podolsky felt that it was almost over, and quickly withdrew his hand, feeling goosebumps all over his body, especially when he saw Barak's unfinished expression, and he wanted to bang his head against the wall.
By this time, the noise in the stands could no longer be suppressed, and the Austrian fans completely joined the camp of the English fans, booing and laughing endlessly at Podolski and Ballack.
England's home advantage is on display, and this is what annoys the Germans the most, who gives them a Vardy who always goes off the beaten path!
But Vardy really hasn't had his eyes on Podolski and Ballack right now, who could have teased them again in the game, and now it's up to him to find those two damn mascots.
However, to Vardy's disappointment, there was no mascot in the stadium at all, he didn't know at all, because Vardy was spoofed by the mascot brothers in the last game, in order to avoid Vardy from doing anything terrible to the mascot, UEFA has sent an internal document, and in all future games with Vardy to participate, the mascot can not participate, not counting their absenteeism......
This is very depressing, it's not terrible to be rectified, but the terrible thing is that after being rectified, there is no chance to take revenge.
But with the game just around the corner, Vardy can't go all over the world looking for a mascot.
Anyway, he didn't believe that when the final was over, would there be no mascot on the final field?
The two sides stood up, and the game officially began after the referee's whistle.
This big battle between Germany and England has attracted the attention of the whole world, and it is definitely the happiest thing for fans to be able to have such a battle in the group stage of the European Championship.
Speaking of which, I am afraid that this is a contradiction between football promotion and the excitement of the game, and the subsequent European Championship has been reformed into 24 teams to participate, so that it is difficult to see a real strong dialogue not to mention the group stage, even if it is the first round of elimination.
Although it was a feast for fans all over the world, and the more suitable teams participated, it paid the price of less excitement.
In contrast, Jamie Vardy still feels that a truly exciting game is the foundation of a tournament's long-term development.
England, which kicked off first, was not polite to Germany at all, and directly omitted the step of meeting and greeting.
Jamie Vardy flicked the ball to Rooney and rushed forward to take the lead, and when the ball reached Beckham's feet, Beckham immediately played a precise long ball to Vardy's running path.
A classic opening raid in the Vardy-esque style!
It was staged on the field of the Anglo-German battle in the European Cup.
Vardy's explosiveness and speed had already shaken off Podolski and Frings to get the ball first, and he was on the defence of the German tank when Germany was unstable after the opening kick-off.
The England and Austrian fans in the stands couldn't help but exclaim, could it be that Vardy was about to score at the beginning?
However, Germany has done too much research on Vardy, and Loew has even guessed that Vardy will make a surprise attack in the opening game, so he is well prepared.
Hitzersperger cut diagonally in front of Vardy, keeping his distance and slowing Vardy's forward, while Lahm slid sideways and slid the ball off the touchline.
There was another exclamation from the stands, the tightness of the German defense allowed them to defuse the crisis, and the English fans secretly screamed that it was a pity that if it was replaced by other opponents, I am afraid that Vardy would have completed the one-on-one knife by this time.