Chapter 63: A Model of Misalignment

The night returnee is not equipped with weapons, and he can't see what kind of weapon he is good at, and he is seriously curious, how did he, a member of the first gang in the eastern region, come to this wilderness and set up such a simple tea house, if it is to make money, it is definitely impossible, and no one here can see a few. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Would you like a cup of tea and a break?" The Night Returner asked with a smile.

"Okay." Seriously dismounted, disbanded Xiaohong, sat on the edge of the small wooden table, walked for a while, and seriously felt a little thirsty.

"The horse is good!" The night returnee gave a thumbs up, stood up, and lifted the big brass teapot on the stove, "A cup of tea is 10 taels of silver." ”

Seriously, is your tea inlaid with gold edges? Is it the first shoot of the tea tree after the early spring rains? Or is it the legendary one that must be plucked from the lips of a beautiful woman, hidden on the chest and baked with body heat?

"Why is it so expensive?"

"Hehe, I drank this tea, which has a wonderful effect on both men and women." The night returnee said with a grin.

"Oh?" Raised his eyebrows seriously, then I really want to try what is strange about this tea, and took 10 taels of silver from the money bag and put it on the table.

"Let's have a drink."

"Okay!"

The night returnee put away the silver taels, took out a small porcelain cup from the package, carried a large teapot to fill the cup, and sent it to the serious, "Please!" ”

Seriously gently picked up the porcelain cup, carefully observed the tea in the next cup, the tea was orange and clear, but the tea did not have a tangy fragrance, and it looked very plain.

Is there something else inside? Seriously and carefully picked up the teacup, brought it to his mouth, and took a sip gently, but he was even more puzzled in his heart, not because the tea was too good, but because the taste was too bad.

Seriously I have also drunk my father's collection of good tea, the tea brewed out is really fragrant and mellow, refreshing, drink to the mouth, full of rich glycol, fresh and fresh, long aftertaste, compared with the tea in front of you, this tea is like a little tea flavor of clear water, but also a little bitter taste.

"The taste of this tea is very average." Seriously doubted, could it be the kind of treasure that often appears in Xianxia novels that is helpful for the cultivation of internal strength, and the nameless mind method is operated, but he does not feel any changes, which makes him feel even more confused.

took another sip, took it in his mouth and tasted it carefully, but he still didn't feel anything special about this tea, and asked the night returnee, "What is the peculiar effect of this tea?" ”

The night returner blinked, stared at the serious very seriously, and said calmly, "Quench your thirst!" ”

"Poof!" The black lines in front of the serious forehead hung down, and a mouthful of tea squirted out of his mouth, "I'm pushing your lungs, are you kidding me?" ”

Thinking about himself, he also solemnly tasted it for a long time, and as a result, he came to such an answer, and he felt super unhappy in his heart, which was clearly teasing himself, and he couldn't help but touch the scabbard of the north wind, and stared at the night returnee with unkind eyes, if the night returnee couldn't give a reasonable explanation, he seriously didn't mind tearing down his broken tea house.

"Hey, don't worry, don't worry, let me explain it to you." The night returnee waved his hand and said, "You pick up a pot of water in the river, it's free, buy a bottle of water in the supermarket, it's only a few dollars, buy a bottle of water in the bar, it costs dozens of yuan, but if it's in the desert, a glass of water can be said to be priceless!" You look at this wilderness, a radius of dozens of miles, just my tea house, is it very rare, the so-called rare is expensive, so think about it, do you think it is easier to accept it? ”

"You have a point, I can't argue with it...... However, if you don't refund my money, I will still smoke you! Seriously, his face sank.

"Hey! Ay! Don't do that, count me at a loss, how about offering you a free refill and giving you a lunch? The Night Returner said with a smile, not caring about the threat of the north wind in his hands.

"Hmph, that's pretty much it." Snorted badly, letting go of the north wind that was clenched. "If you make trouble like this, you're not afraid that the guests will beat you to death."

"I've been squatting here for two days, and you're the only one passing by, so there's no guest." The night returnee took out a small iron pot from the package and put it on the stove.

"So you're going to treat me like a fat sheep?"

"Just kidding, you don't have a sense of humor." The night returner waved his hand, threw the silver two back to the serious, and muttered, "It's not really to collect your money, it's not that you're in a panic, it's too boring, it's rare to see a person, and you won't let you joke." ”

Seriously angry, he took the silver two back into the money bag, "It's easy to be beaten up if you joke around." ”

"There aren't many people who can beat me." The night returnee touched a live fish out of the package, and took out a knife, skillfully disemboweling the fish, removing the scales, and throwing it into the pot, "You earned it, it's rare for me to cook it myself." ”

"And what if you run into someone who can beat you?" Seriously picked up the teapot that the night returnee threw aside, and poured himself a cup of tea.

"If I can't beat him, I won't do it, but I'll reason with him." The night returnee smiled, added a handful of firewood to the stove, and the flames rose violently, and the tongues of fire flew, almost rolling the entire iron pot into it.

The night returnee held the iron pot in one hand, grabbed the spatula in the other hand, and the shadow of his hand flew over, and there was a burst of rapid stir-frying, looking like a top chef.

Could it be that this product is also a player who has completed his cooking skills? Looking at this craft, it seems that he really has some skills, and he seriously quietly looked at the night returnee who was concentrating on showing his cooking skills, and after a while, he was stunned and smelled a burning smell, and a puff of black smoke rose from the iron pot.

The night returner turned around and smiled at the serious with embarrassment, and raised the iron pot in his hand, "There was a small mistake, but I successfully fused the pot and the fish into one." ”

"......" looked at the pot in the hand of the night returnee speechlessly, the fish had become black charcoal, stuck to the bottom of the pot, it was really a combination of fish and pot, and the color was exactly the same as the bottom of the pot.

"You dare to cook with this skill??" Seriously glared at the night returnees.

"It's inevitable that there will be some mistakes in this, at least my posture is in place, see if the way I threw the pot just now is very professional, very similar to the kitchen god?" The embarrassed gaze of the Night Returnee wandered, avoiding the serious stare.

"......" has a serious headache on the forehead, you shouldn't have any hope for you, an unobtrusive guy, you are really as fierce as a tiger, and look up at the model of pounced dog.

The night returnee suddenly looked solemn, threw the iron pot in his hand, and put on the appearance of listening attentively, after the serious nameless heart method was enhanced, the five senses were also strengthened a lot, and after listening carefully, he vaguely heard a rapid sound of horses' hooves coming from the distance on the road.