Xiaohua is fried, I usually can't beat you, but compared to cuteness, I won't be worse than you.

So he stepped forward and rubbed Alice with her head, Alice hid her talent for petting cats, and combed Xiaohua's hair with her hand, so that Xiaohua made a comfortable sound: "Meow~"

This "meow" caught Alice's attention, so one hand combed Xiaohua's hair, and the other hand scratched Xiaohua's chin, and Xiaohua rolled comfortably on the ground, exposing her belly for Alice to caress her.

Xiao Wang was anxious, who didn't know that Alice was likely to be their little master in the future, and it would be better to please her in the future, so he also meowed, licking Alice's cheek with his tongue, making Alice giggle.

Seeing this scene, Angela was relieved, raised her leg and was about to leave, who knew that Alice saw that Angela was leaving, and immediately ran over and hugged Angela's leg: "Sister Angela, please, don't want Alice." ”

Angela bent down and touched Alice's head: "The little guy is obedient, my sister will be back soon." ”

Alice reluctantly let go of her hand and stretched out her fingers: "Sister pull the hook." ”

"Okay." Angela smiled and said, "Sister and the little guy pull the hook, you must come back early." ”

The old monkey lay lazily basking in the sun on a large rock, two leaves covering his eyes, and beside him was a plate of fruit chilled from a deep well and a glass of flaming wine, which had also been chilled.

I took a sip of wine, grabbed a fruit, took a bite, and suddenly felt like a living fairy on this day.

"Grandpa, grandpa, no, that witch is here again."

The old monkey sat up at once, and the word "witch" had left a deep imprint on him.

He couldn't help but tremble, and hurriedly looked around: "Where, where is she?" ”

"Don't look at it, I'm here."

Angela's voice came overhead, and the old monkey quickly raised his head, and saw Angela standing on the branch, gently swinging up and down with the branch.

In Angela's hand, she held a rope woven of fritters and rattans, Angela shook her hand casually, and the rope danced like a whip, and the whip tip was whipped on the tree, and suddenly there was a "pop" sound, and a piece of bark was removed.

Looking at Angela's murderous appearance, the old monkey couldn't help but feel bitter, God, where did I offend this female devil.

"I don't know what happened when you came here."

The old monkey smiled flatteringly, bent over, and looked very humble.

Angela shouted and asked, "Say it! Why do you poison wine? ”

Angela's eyes were wide and she stared at the old monkey, but if there was a different expression on the old monkey's face, she would notice it.

Although Angela herself showed no signs of poisoning, she thought it was because she had a special physique, and she used [gourmet technique] every time she drank, so she was not poisoned and fell asleep.

The old monkey looked confused, when did I get poisoned.

Angela frowned, looking at the old monkey's appearance, he didn't seem to have poisoned.

The old monkey couldn't think of it for a long time, and then looked at Angela's eyes and lit up: "Why do adults say that the little ones are poisoned, if the little ones are really poisoned, why will the adults be safe and sound." ”

After saying that, the old monkey waited for Angela's answer tremblingly, in case Angela got angry, they were afraid that they would have to be beaten, but they didn't care about this, he was more afraid that Angela would think they had bad intentions than Angela was angry, and that would really be fatal.

Angela said in a deep voice: "There is a child who drank this wine, his cheeks were red, he was dizzy, he was talking nonsense, and finally he fell asleep. ”

The old monkey immediately scratched his ears and cheeks, how could it be, how could he poison the wine.

Suddenly, a little monkey next to him muttered in a low voice, "I'm afraid I'm not drunk." ”

The old monkey's eyes lit up suddenly, aren't the symptoms Angela said just drunk?

So he happily replied: "My lord, my lord, don't be angry, it's not poisoning, but drunk." ”

"Drunk?" Angela looked puzzled: "I don't read much, don't lie to me, what's going on when I'm drunk." ”

The old monkey scratched his ears and cheeks again, and if he was drunk, he was drunk, what else could he do.

At this time, he looked at the little monkey beside him again, and suddenly his eyes lit up again, and he secretly sighed that he was really smart.

He said to the little monkey, "Mao Dan, go and get a little barrel of wine." ”

Mao Dan ran to get a barrel of wine: "Grandpa, what are you going to do." ”

The old monkey said, "Drink this barrel of wine." ”

Mao Dan was stunned, but he didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly: "Grandpa, I'm afraid you're not drunk." ”

The old monkey suddenly became angry: "Don't talk nonsense, you can drink it." ”

When Mao Dan heard the old monkey's scolding, he was not angry, he smiled, grabbed the wine barrel and drank it with a grunt.

The old man smiled flatteringly at Angela: "My lord, please wait for a while. ”

Angela didn't answer, sat down, and held her chin to see what tricks he was playing with the branches "creaking".

Before he had drunk half of the hairy eggs, he was so angry that he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of fire, burped, fell through the ground, grabbed a stick placed next to the tree and danced, screaming in his mouth, and squirted at the old monkey again, burning the old monkey's hair to black.

The old monkey was so angry that he raised his foot and kicked this drunken monkey to the ground.

Mao Dan's eyes suddenly turned red, and he raised his stick and pumped at the old monkey, whipping the old monkey around.

The old monkey hurriedly shouted: "Help, my lord, this guy is crazy with alcohol!" ”

Angela jumped down from the tree and landed lightly behind the hairy egg, the hairy egg turned around with a stick, which was slapped away by Angela, and then a hand knife slashed at the side of the hairy egg's neck like lightning, and the hairy egg suddenly turned black and fell asleep.

The old monkey wiped his sweat and said to Angela, "My lord, this is drunk. ”

Angela pondered: "But why are the two of them different?" ”

The old monkey sweated again, and explained: "Everyone looks different when they are drunk, such as this guy Mao Dan." ”

said that the old monkey also kicked the butt of the hairy egg, and kicked one side of his ass to swell, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "This guy is the one who likes to play drunk." ”

"Oh, I see." Angela looked insightful, and also learned from the old monkey, and kicked the other side of the buttocks, the poor hairy eggs are now neat on both sides, but the old monkey is looking at the corners of his eyes, and he mourns silently for the hairy eggs in his heart.

"In that case, I'll go back!" Angela said.

The old monkey breathed a sigh of relief in his heart and said to Angela, "My lord, I will send you." ”

Angela thought for a moment: "You don't have to send me, send four more barrels of wine, you can't let me go back empty-handed." ”

The old monkey's face suddenly became bitter, and he wanted to slap himself, call you cheap, and say more.

He had to send 20 barrels of wine to the mountains every month, so that they didn't have much to drink, and here he sent Angela four barrels of wine, so he didn't know how much less he would drink.

But in the face of Angela, the witch, he didn't dare to refuse, so he had to agree with a bitter face.