055 The First and the Last (Thanks to Autumn Leaves for the tip)
The world is real, and in some places it is very real, very real.
But one thing that is not true is that the player does not need to go to the toilet.
It's not that there is no such function, but it can be avoided, just like the fairies in the sky can eat and drink, they can have children, but they just can't go to the toilet.
Brother Guo was in a good mood, and after seeing the river on the way up the mountain, he had the interest of untying his trouser belt and going up.
Looking at the sparkling water, feeling the oncoming majesty, coupled with the fatigue of the journey, Brother Guo, who was aroused by the flowing water, unbuckled his belt under the accompaniment of himself.
"Shhhhh
Although he is not a child, and the boo boo in the game is a glass of pure water, this kind of thing is still the most humiliating.
"Ugly ghost, let's taste the uncle's divine water!"
Brother Guo held his hips with one hand and the water gun with the other, and turned on the faucet with a little force.
At the moment when the faucet sprays water, at the moment when the parabola of the flying water begins to draw the line!
A rotting white hand grabbed it obliquely from the river in front of him, and the cold little hand gave Brother Guo a kind of coldness and tingling at that moment, as well as a quadruple experience of sight and touch!
Ten birds in the forest, it is better to have one bird in hand!
The water ghost grabbed and tugged violently!
This game is not real at this point, even if it is such a small force area, it still drags Guo Ge's whole person to the surface of the water and falls directly from the big stone.
"Oh! ......"Brother Guo experienced the god-like pain, the god-like stimulation, this game is very real in this regard, Brother Guo instinctively grabbed the little hand that grabbed his bird, and his expression was extremely comfortable, "Oh...... NO…… Buy Gaa...... NOH...... Oh NO......"
Tian Zhong didn't understand Brother Guo's pain, so he suppressed the urge of the water ghost to kill at this time, and whispered: "Two hundred thousand, one life, buy it?" ”
Because this time Brother Guo died more than before, Tian Zhong also raised the price, but mainly because there was a shortage of 200,000 yuan, which was Tian Zhong's last transaction.
Originally, Tian Zhong thought that he would not be able to make enough money until those people sold tiger bones and tiger skins in the evening, but he didn't expect to meet a person who took the initiative to come over to send money, so he naturally wouldn't miss it.
Brother Guo is the player that Tian Zhong killed for the first time, and now the last money has to be extorted from Brother Guo.
Fate is wonderful.
"Let it go! I'll give! I'll give it to you! "Brother Guo's pain is uncomfortable, that thing can bring both comfort and pain.
People in this era can't live without this game, the cosmic law strictly prohibits individuals or organizations from entering and creating virtual reality scenes, that is, it is not allowed to appear in a stand-alone virtual world and some enjoyment-like simulation experiences, and artificial intelligence is not allowed to appear and hide in a small circle of individuals.
To put it simply, it is a second life, and if you lose the opportunity to play, your life will become broken.
For Brother Guo, he has just obtained a good father, so he must not die like this, if he dies, everything before will be wasted!
"Okay." Tian Zhong let the water ghost let go of his hand, and when he was in the water, the water ghost, Tian Zhong and the crocodile monster all had enough advantages over people.
These people can't fight monsters, but they have an advantage over people.
Brother Guo breathed a sigh of relief after being a little more relaxed under him, and quickly put on his pants after looking down.
You can still use some rubbing medicine......
After the danger was lifted, Brother Guo was reluctant to hand over the 200,000 yuan he promised to hand over.
"Big brother, I really don't have much money on me, in fact, the money I used to buy the account this time is still borrowed with integrity value, if I don't repay it on time, my integrity value will not be able to make up for it." Brother Guo couldn't see Tian Zhong, and after carefully looking at the distance from the shore, he still decided to beg for mercy.
Tian Zhong felt that what Brother Guo said made sense, so he said: "Then you give me 200,000 yuan first, and I will give you a treasure after receiving the money, which can definitely help you repay the arrears of 200,000 yuan." ”
Brother Guo just listened to it as a joke, you poor ghost who wants money can still give me money? I'm afraid that I just finished paying the money, and you killed me like last time!
Thinking of this, Brother Guo had the confidence, "Do you want money!" There's a damn one! ”
"Then I will fulfill you." Tian Zhong has seen people who would rather die than give in, so seeing that Guo Ge would rather die than give in, he was ready to let the other party die.
"Slowly, slowly! It's not my life, I can help you find other rich people! "Brother Guo doesn't want to die, he wants to let others die instead of him.
Tian Zhong didn't understand this person's thinking, and felt that the brain circuits of these highly educated people were different.
Thinking of those fools before, Tian Zhong asked, "Are you from the same planet as Wang Rong and Chen Yang?" ”
"Yes! But the one I called you isn't from the same planet as us, it's an alien I know in the county, and he's richer than me! "Brother Guo still knows the truth that rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest.
Tian Zhong thought about it, and still felt that this Brother Guo was fooling himself, but in order to avoid his misunderstanding, he still asked: "If you are not from the same planet, can't you add friends?" ”
"Yes! But that guy used to be on our planet, and then he moved to an alien planet! Brother Guo was in a hurry, and quickly found an excuse to make up for the mistake, "I have already contacted him, he will come over soon, I don't believe you can add his friends and ask him!" ”
Tian Zhong didn't have the patience to mess around with this person, and said directly: "If you don't pay for it in ten seconds, I'll kill you!" Give the money, and I will not only let you go, but also give you a valuable material. ”
After thinking about it quickly, Brother Guo still paid the money, he really couldn't afford to die, and this time the father was really gone after he died.
System prompt: You get 200,000 remittance in your account
System prompt: If your in-game income exceeds 1 million this month, you will actually receive 150,000 remittances after deducting 25% of the handling fee
Five million......
Tian Zhong suddenly felt that his life suddenly had no dreams, and he became a salted fish with no motivation, and the whole person was lazily floating in the water.
"Well done! Thank you very much! Tian Zhong quickly regained his momentum, and he couldn't wait to go offline at this time, but before going offline, he still asked the water ghost to put the hardened ghost shell on the shore and let the water ghost swim back to the previous river beach.
"That thing is my gift to you, I'm going offline now, you be careful not to go to the river bank in front, the water ghost is resting there."
After Tian Zhong confessed that the crocodile monster and the carp king covered himself to hide in an underwater cave, he quickly went offline, and as for the water ghost, he didn't want it anymore.
Freely!
Tian Zhong's iron box life is coming to an end!
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6000 tips plus more, today [Autumn Leaves] rewarded 4000, there are still two more to make up tomorrow, and four more tomorrow.
There is very little realistic plot and I know what the point is. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, the Mid-Autumn Festival in Tian Zhongqiu cannot be a holiday.