Wang Meng looked at the short-haired woman sitting opposite, chewed and swallowed the words full of words, and ate bibimbap.

Let's just say why my mother went to the station to block people, it turned out that he was pressuring him to go on a blind date!

The one sitting opposite is said to have graduated with a master's degree from a prestigious university, her parents are doctors, her brother is a soldier, she studied journalism, and she is currently considering going abroad for further study.

The family is excellent, and it looks very much in line with Wang's mother's taste. No wonder the mother would rush to the station to block people. Wang Meng took a bite of pumpkin pie, he was really hungry, he worked day and night on a business trip, and the meals were all solved casually.

"My Wang Meng, although she doesn't like to study, her grades have been very good since she was a child." Wang's mother poured tea for the mother opposite, "Although I was skinny when I was a child, I was very sensible. Boys are so rare, my Wang Meng, filial piety. ”

Wang Meng: With this set of rhetoric, my mother was able to say word for word from high school to his participation in work.

"Our family Wenjuan, that's also very good." The girl's mother, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, also began to praise her child tactfully, "She doesn't like to study medicine, and we don't force her." I secretly applied to a foreign university before, and everyone else wanted it, but fortunately we found it early, otherwise I wouldn't have seen my daughter for several years, and I would have been distressed to death. ”

Swords and swords, dark arrows shuttle.

Wang Meng lowered his head to eat and didn't say a word.

The two mothers who ate a meal ran the train with their mouths full, and finally the last item of the regular season: let the two children go shopping by themselves.

So Wang Meng and Yu Wenjuan, who were left alone at the door of the hotel, looked at each other awkwardly, and silently turned their heads again.

Wang Meng took out his mobile phone and continued to text Liu Huanhuan, this kind of "blind date" he has been participating in since college, Wang's mother seems to think that her son is going to be a monk, and she has to come here every few months. Wang Meng went from being at a loss and embarrassed for the first time, to being familiar with it later, turning a blind eye, and now to the realm of being calm and only caring about eating and drinking, which can be described as an "old driver".

"Can you go back yourself? I'll help you get a taxi? Wang Meng texted and rolled around begging for forgiveness, and said to Yu Wenjuan, who was also silent from beginning to end.

"If I'm not mistaken, your parents and my parents want us to go shopping." Yu Wenjuan pulled her hair and replied coldly.

"Eldest sister, we're obviously here to deal with it, can we not waste time?" Wang Meng beckoned to a taxi and stuffed Yu Wenjuan, who was in a tone of voice, into the co-pilot.

"One hundred, more than one to find this beauty, the address listens to her. It's good to go, but not to send. The last sentence was said to Yu Wenjuan, who was glaring angrily, and as soon as he turned around, he happened to receive Liu Huanhuan's holy decree ordering him to go online, and hurriedly opened the game to coax people.

The taxi driver looked at Yu Wenjuan, Yu Wenjuan snorted coldly, looked at the back of a man and said, "Go to the shopping city on Central Street." ”

"Uh... Beauty, opposite the central street... The driver pointed to the three super shopping malls across the road, "Why don't you walk over?" Will I give you all the money? ”

"Give it all, and you won't go around in circles!"

The driver kicked off the accelerator, and the taxi sprang off the road like a burning ass.

Not to mention how Wang Meng begged the goddess Liu Huanhuan for forgiveness coquettishly, Sun Hui was mercilessly ridiculed by his roommate, and was determined to win the favor of this "I also want to practice Mulan" Lori fans.

In Sun Hui's own words, just coaxing a girl, can it be difficult to defeat a well-known game anchor who has millions of fans, as long as the money is spent in place, it is not easy to catch!

The roommate trimmed his slender nails and hit him nonchalantly: "It's you who said it yourself, and they will think that you are indifferent, you are ruthless, and you don't care enough." ”

Sun Hui rolled his eyes, and took out his mobile phone to dig deep into the space of Lori's fans while the lecturer on the stage turned around and took out the book. No matter how much a person hides his preferences, he will reflect some in the space, such as the background of the space... Uh, it seems to be the default? Well, like space photos... Uh, just three? One view, two snacks?

Sun Hui really can't understand why the space of girls in the second phase of the middle school is so old-fashioned. Helpless, he could only "talk" one by one.

Until the bell rings for the end of class, Sherlock Holmes? Hui finally has a breakthrough!

"Guess what I saw, sissy?"

"Your loli fan, in fact, is it a man?"

Sun Hui: 。。。。。。

The roommate craned his neck and looked over, it turned out to be a Weibo @ "I also want to practice Mulan", and the blogger's name was "The thickest skin in history". Forehead... Slightly familiar with the name?

@我也要练花木兰: A group photo to commemorate our friendship, I love to hide it~

"Why did you go to Weibo?"

"QQ Space is a wild place... Sun Hui wasted a class time, but found clues on Weibo before the end of class, "Come on, here is the moment to witness the miracle!" ”

Sun Hui clicked on the link excitedly and tremblingly, and the small circle of the progress bar on the mobile phone screen kept rotating, and finally, a shining group photo popped out.

"Poof... The roommate squirted a mouthful of water on the ground, "Hahahaha!" ”

In the photo, in front of the red crystal, Cheng Yanjin appeared with a two-plate axe, and the body of Mulan was lying on the ground like a toad, and the crystal was obviously about to explode, and the system announcement displayed at the top was: The tower killed Mulan.

Below the picture is the comment of the thickest skin in history: A rare victory, although you are still dead. Perfect, though!

I also want to practice Hua Mulan replied: Your hand is so fast, you can actually intercept this...

Sun Hui's meridians were broken, blood was spat out of his mouth, and he fell to the ground and died.

Zhao Tongqian was choosing a suitable gift for the little apprentice, with an evil smile on the corner of her mouth, she chose the largest size, baby pink, full of lace temptation... A dialog box popped up.

Zhao Tongqian took a look, okay, it was actually a photo of herself and Liu Huanhuan? Look at the person who sent it again, it's actually a carrot?!

Looking for something: you are really in charge of the account!

Runaway Carrot: ... I'm also a hacker.

Looking for something: Why are you looking for my photos! Is it trying to kidnap me so that you can inherit my Alipay?

Rampaging Carrot: Just a beautiful, accidental, unpremeditated, accidental, so you're the one with that ponytail?

Looking for something: No, she's my best friend, so you fell in love with the ponytail beauty at first sight?

Runaway Carrot: ... My mother once asked someone to calculate for me, and I couldn't find a girl with long hair as a wife in the future.

Zhao Tongqian smiled and her face cramped, the photo was taken a year ago, when her hair only reached her shoulders, and now it is the same length as Liu Huanhuan. Besides, I haven't heard that finding a girlfriend depends on the length of your hair, don't you know that there is such a thing as a barber shop in this world?

Looking for something: My mother once calculated that I would find a man with small eyes to marry in the future~

Sun Hui immediately turned his head and asked his roommate: "Sissy Pao'er, last time you said that you wanted to go to the XXX center to open your eyes?" ”

The roommate jumped out of bed, held Sun Hui's face and looked at it, and said pertinently: "Baby, your eyes are big enough, you don't need to open them." And I heard that his family is a black doctor, with average skills and money. ”

The corners of Sun Hui's eyes twitched, and he said in a rough voice: "I... I want to ask, can these big eyes be sewn small? ”

If you want to say how this carrot found the photo of Zhao Tongqian and Liu Huanhuan, it is thanks to his relatives and roommates. It is said that Liu Huanhuan didn't pay attention to this guy for several days because of Wang Meng's purchase of the wrong ticket, and he played alone to match. She prefers Cheng Biting Jin, and usually protects the shooter throughout the whole process. So by coincidence, I was matched with a roommate who only played as a shooter.

For the first time, Lu Ban used by roommates, and Cheng Biting Jin used by Liu Huanhuan. The whole process protects the martial arts cannon, pointing where to fight. It's just a long-range one-shot grab blue gun red, even tyrants and juggernauts can pinch the time to grab it, Liu Huanhuan was too impressed by this brother, so he praised it after the end of the game.

The second time, the descendant of the roommate, Liu Huanhuan is still Cheng Biting Jin. Protecting the martial arts bird throughout the whole process, pointing to who determines whom, his teammates rushed up, punched the master's strength to death, and successfully broke the enemy crystal. Liu Huanhuan felt that this person was the second highest shooter he had seen in his life, and the first Lu Ban still occupied the position of the cannon god in Liu Huanhuan's heart, so he praised it after the end of the first game.

For the third time, Li Yuanfang and Liu Huanhuan were used by roommates. Protecting the martial arts dart throughout the whole process, who fights and who dies, the completely high outbreak of violent output makes Cheng bite Jin's big meat is really useless. Liu Huanhuan threw herself to the ground again, recalling the previous cannon god and bird god, she felt... Why is this ID so familiar! So after the end of the first game, I looked through the previous battle records and decisively added friends.

The ID of the roommate is a string of numbers, and Liu Huanhuan tried it and it was really a QQ number. Liu Huanhuan took the initiative to add a stranger's QQ for the second time, just to ask the great god why the shooter played so well. Unexpectedly, he found all kinds of purchasing agents and beauty cosmetics in the space of the shooter god, so his teammates were immediately upgraded to girlfriends, and successfully developed from a "pure technical seminar group" to a "buy, buy, buy two fool combination".

The interaction between the two has also become, as follows:

Da Huanzi: Baby! Your recommended hair removal cream knocks it easy! Look at my beautiful legs! - Attach a beautiful photo of a smooth calf.

Am I beautiful: My effect is better than yours, look, 360-degree no P picture effect~-Give back a smoother and porous calf photo.

Da Huanzi: Big baby! Can you still buy the mask last time? My mom wants it too! The one you're looking for is really a good deal! By the way, my roommate wants it too~

I'm beautiful: yes, yes! Just look at my tender face, the effect is very good! - Attached is a photo of a fair-skinned and bright face.

Da Huanzi: Wow, the bird is bursting! The great god is really beautiful! Come and don't be rude, I'll show you my beautiful photos (oh with my roommate), by the way, that yellow down jacket is still in stock? Feel like I can't get a good match? The ponytail is me. - Attached one... Picture!

I'm beautiful: It's a good match, but you'll have to trim your hair, and I'll ask the seller in a moment. Open black or not? I want to play Marco Polo! Stay with me, stay with me!

Da Huanzi: Okay! Wait a minute, beauty, I call me roommate, my friend will live for a lifetime, and no one can fall into the dark!

So, when the roommate found out that Cheng Yanjin's roommate was actually "looking for something", that is, "I also want to practice Mulan", Sun Hui had already rummaged through Zhao Tongqian's few spaces to talk about it.

At the end of the first game, the roommate took the screenshot and poked Sun Hui's decadent brain, "Is this the number?" ”

When Sun Hui saw it, his eyes lit up, and he asked him how he could play with the little fans.

The roommate explains the cause and effect, and finds the group photo.

Sun Hui looked at the girl smiling brightly in the photo, his excitement calmed down, and another wonderful feeling rose silently. This feeling is very wonderful, as if the spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain soaks Jiuzhaigou. There was a thunderclap on a sunny day, and the flowers and branches trembled in the heart.

Could it be that this is ... Legendary... Love at first sight?

"By the way, my new girlfriends seem to have been working for a long time," the roommate splashed a basin of cold water coolly, "they are roommates, they should be the same age." That's probably a few years older than us, if you... I see, it seems that you don't mind sibling love very much. ”

Sun Gou snorted and ran to the computer, eager to hook up with people.

Although Zhao Tongqian was photographed, she was not angry. This photo looks like Liu Huanhuan's goods are circulating, because the negatives are not in her mobile phone at all. The rampaging carrot didn't know how to find it, and Zhao Tongqian didn't bother to care.

The big thing in front of her now is to fill in the harvest address of the little apprentice!

The mood is a little excited. Zhao Tongqian repeatedly compared the address on the screenshot and the information filled in, yes, this is it. The community on the address is quite close to the house she rented, Zhao Tongqian was thinking, anyway, they made an appointment on Saturday, why don't she go to the door of the house in advance to block people and surprise the little apprentice? !

Qin Wangsheng goes online every day, but he only feels that today's "looking for things" is very excited?

Looking for something: What does the little apprentice want to pinch the meeting gift~

Qin II: I like them all.

Zhao Tongqian automatically made up the whole sentence in her brain: "As long as you choose, everyone likes it~" Yunyun, thinking, why did the tone of speech change back? Alas, it's hard to guess what young people are thinking.

Find something: Since you like pink, let's give you a cute pink thing! By the way, if you eat together at noon, what do you want to eat? The master invites ~guest~'s ~say~

Qin II: You like it.

If you make up the brain again and "as long as you like it", Zhao Tongqian really felt that the little apprentice was awkward again.

Looking for something: Okay~ Then the master has decided to oh~ Really good, what a da, MUA~~~ (kiss)

Qin Wangsheng looked at the big red lips and the wavy lines on the screen, and had a strange feeling for a while...

- I always feel like something happened at some point I don't know.,The style of chatting seems to have completely become.。。。 Very? Strange? Blame?