Today is Double 11, E-commerce Day, Singles' Day, weekend, and sunny day.

Xiu Ze and Yoshitake were sitting precariously, facing the camera - Xiu Ze was wearing a one-piece COS suit with annoying dogs, and Ji Zhu was wearing the FFF regiment uniform, and there was her on the table

"Hi hi...... This is the live broadcast room of the super popular live show - "Friends Threesome", I am your old friend Xiu Ze - hey, hey, by the way, my glasses are 24K pure krypton gold today! ”

Yoshitake helped his glasses, and the sparkling glasses shone with the fragrance of a single dog in the video with the contempt of Wang Zhi, who was annoying the dog.

"Hello everyone, I'm Yoshitake." Yoshitake's hands are folded around his chest, putting on a cold posture.

"Hey...... Yoshitake, why don't you say hello to the audience a little more, for example, introduce the origin of the COS suit or something. ”

"Rejected."

Ji Zhu sorted out the costumes of the FFF group teaching group, "The people who come to our live broadcast room today must all be members of the group, so there is no need to explain more." ”

"Huh? What if there is a cash charge into the live broadcast room? ”

"Of course it is-" Yoshitake-san suddenly went berserk, his scarlet eyes exuded terrifying killing intent, and he suddenly took out a lighter in his hand and lit it at some point, "Burn, burn, burn them!" ”

"Calm down, calm down!" Xiu Ze pestle Yoshitake, "Pay attention to your image, you are our gold medal anchor!" Playing with fire in public will teach bad children! ”

"I'm sorry, I lost my temper." Yoshitake-san sat down.

"It can be seen that Yoshitake-san still maintains a high FFF group firm belief today! In fact, as the host, I also want to say a few more words to you here," Xiu Ze coughed a few times, "Even if there are people in our live broadcast room today, it doesn't matter." You didn't even spend money here to watch our live broadcast, which proves that your feelings for your girlfriend are still not deep enough, and sooner or later you will return to our FFF group - when the time comes, we will also admit you into the team regardless of previous suspicions, so rest assured. ”

"But there is still a punishment, you have to play a hundred little JJ." Yoshitake uttered words of shame in a calm voice.

……

The two of them were cold for a few minutes, but they still kept an embarrassed but polite smile.

"Anyway...... Why hasn't Zhongbang come back today? ”

"It's not going to be a girl......

"Burn him !!!" Yoshitake-san is crazy.

"Calm down! Calm down! Xiu Ze comforted Yoshitake while playing haha, "Today is Singles' Day and not Valentine's Day, it's a bit too much to show affection at this time——"

"That's right! I'm going to burn all the couples who show affection today! ”

Yoshitake took out a small notebook, "This is the list of photos of showing affection in my circle of friends today, I will rate the nature of showing affection to them according to the degree of damage, and I will launch a nuclear retaliation against them." ”

"Hey, hey—" Xiu Ze let out an extremely yindang laugh, "It seems that our Yoshitake-san is very high in battle today!" But Yoshitake-san is the inheritor of the yellow hair after all, and his combat power is worth looking forward to——"

"Don't mislead the audience!" Ji Zhu punched Xiu Ze 24K pure krypton gold dog glasses, "I, Ji Zhu, am not that kind of person!" ”

"Hold, sorry...... Xiu Ze's face was swollen, but he still had to keep smiling, "It seems that the power in our Yoshitake-san's body hasn't awakened for the time being, so let's go again-"

"I, I'm still a virgin! I don't have any experience like that! ”

Facing the camera in the live broadcast room, Yoshitake lowered his head shyly.

it! Does this guy think that our live broadcast room is honest and don't disturb?! Want to recruit a girlfriend in the live broadcast room of your friends on Singles' Day? This is too shameless, hey! And then there's ......

"Isn't it an honorable thing to be a virgin? Still talking here? ”

"I'm just a high school student...... How could there be such an experience—and besides, not even a girl's hand—"

"Nonsense! The last time you climbed the mountain, didn't you-"

Yoshitake stared at Xiu Ze with a disgusted expression, "Isn't that all because you said that the three of you will go together, whoever holds hands first is the dog......"

The two salted fish suddenly lost their dreams, although the effect of the show was outstanding, but because there were few viewers in the live broadcast room, it was useless.

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and it was the owner of the room, Zhongbang, who arrived in the room.

"Damn, why did you two enter my house without even saying hello! Where did you get the key to my house! ”

"Your own key...... Xiu Ze took out the key with a disgusted face, "I played in the Internet café after school yesterday and forgot to get the key back, I originally wanted to return your key today, so I called Jizhu to play with me during the holidays." ”

"Can you ask me first when you come to my house to play?" Zhongbang was so angry with the two that he exploded, "What if my sister is at home!" ”

"If you were at home......

Xiu Ze and Yoshitake stammered, "That murderous aura can be felt outside your house, we shouted your name a few times, and no one should take out the key and come in." It's so cold outside, can you bear to let the two of us get cold outside? ”

"The ghost is small with you!" Zhongbang shook Xiu Ze's handbag and left a large pile of snacks.

"Wow! Is this what you're going to share with me today? Zhongbang, you are so caring! Xiu Ze and Yoshitake completely forgot that they were still on the live broadcast right now, and directly pouted their butts and competed for snacks, "Why do you buy so many potato chips?" ”

"Uh...... Today's Double 11 potato chips are half price - wait for that milk pudding, don't eat it! That's-"

As soon as Zhongbang's words fell, Xiu Ze had already opened the lid of the pudding and ate it with a bang.

"What's the matter, Zhongbang - the pudding is to be eaten when it is bought, and it doesn't matter if good friends eat each other with a spoon, right?" =

Yoshitake nodded, "There's no barrier between us. ”

"Yoshitake, do you want it, this milk pudding is super delicious...... Do you want me to feed you? Come on, ah-"

Syllable!

Yoshitake punched Xiu Ze's cheek hard, and his eyes almost popped out, "My first time is for my future girlfriend!" You damn faggot, fuck off. ”

"Huh......" Xiu Ze sobbed with a smile on his face, "I obviously said that there is no barrier...... And I still treat people like this—"

"Disgusting!"

"Going to die, going to die, going to die, going to die, going to die......"

When Xiu Ze and Ji Zhu were entangled, Zhongbang was trembling alone.

"Hey...... Didn't you just eat a pudding? Is it so scary? ”

Yoshitake squatted down to check Zhongbang's symptoms, revealing a shocked expression, "Maybe this kid was given before others because he looked too cute—"

"No, you two retarded!"

Zhongbang gave a punch to one person, with a broken expression on his face,

"Well, that pudding was bought for me by my sister...... Ultra-limited milk pudding...... She said that if I didn't buy it again this time, she would hang me under a big tree in the yard and whip me—"

The smiles on Shuzawa and Yoshitake's faces faded and became collapsed - but the direction of the two of them was a little strange.

"Wait, wait...... What kind of queen S【】M game are you and a touch of how often you play—"

Bang dang.

The sound of the door opening –

"Brother? Brother...... Is my brother back? ”

The sound of more than one touch is as crisp and moving as a bird, if others don't know, they think that the relationship between the brother and sister is very close, and Zhongbang is actually already standing on end at this time, and he doesn't dare to move.

"No, it's okay...... If you honestly confess your mistakes-" Shuzawa and Yoshitake are also often beaten by their sisters, so they are very familiar with this set, "Your sister may keep you a whole corpse - my glasses are ancestral 24K pure K gold props, this time I still don't-"

Yoshitake also stood up tremblingly, "I—I've taken a fancy to the people and wives of the family next door, and I want to try to see if I have—"

"Found you, Ernie sauce!"

Syllable!

My sister happily opened the door.

Sniffed.

His eyes fell on the floor and ate the remaining half of the handmade milk pudding of the Seven Milk Factory.

The smile fades away.

"It's all the two of them! I stopped! Sorry for the overkill! Xiu Ze took the lead in opening the mode of selling teammates, pushed the two of them and rushed to the door, and was grabbed by the collar by the angry sister.

"You still want to run, don't you? Well? ”

"Please...... A touch of more! Let me do whatever I want, I just hope you will spare my eyes-"

Head Hammer Attack!

The sister's steel forehead was on Xiuze's face,

Paralala-la-la-la.

Xiu Ze's kryptonite dog eyes shattered.

On the day of Double 11, more than one brother and his brother's two hairs hung together on the branches of the yard, holding rattans and playing all afternoon.