"Little apprentice, let's rank together!"

Since Zhao Tongqian added the QQ of the little apprentice, she suddenly had a feeling of "being a first-time father". She never added a stranger QQ, but she took the initiative to add people for the first time, and went to the little apprentice's space for the first time. . . Well, in fact, it's only a second, because the apprentice's space is set up with access...

In order to express the master's love for the apprentice, she went to see the apprentice's information again, and found that... A lot of them are filled in randomly, for example, the year of birth is actually this year, and the gender is also the default "male", except for the screen name and location, the little apprentice didn't fill in anything.

At this time, Zhao Tongqian noticed that the little apprentice was in the same city as her.

Ape dung! This is ape droppings!

Alas, the little apprentice is so lazy that he doesn't even bother to improve the QQ information, let alone brush the level. Although Honor of Kings is only level 30 in total, many tasks can only be done after level 30. Zhao Tongqian and the little apprentice have been in the dark for a long time, but they only brought him from level 5 to level 10.

No, Zhao Tongqian made a plan - you must fulfill the responsibility of the master, urge the little apprentice to upgrade well, and then go to the ranking together.

But then I think about it, each other is just people who know each other in the game, I haven't even seen each other, and I don't talk all by typing, it's obvious that I'm "not an acquaintance", will I be so active Will the apprentice think that I have ill intentions, will the apprentice think that he is a man, and deliberately set up a female number, in fact, I want to pick up a girl!

Oops, it really broke the master's heart!

Zhao Tongqian, who had been entangled all morning, finally planned to throw stones to ask for directions, first test the tone on QQ, if the little apprentice agreed to rank together, Zhao Tongqian hurriedly threw out a series of "Hurry up", "Oh, your rank is so low, do you want the master to reopen an account to take you!" So that you won't even feel lonely in the future, oh also!

"Silly girl, aren't you stupid playing games, why are you sitting there squeezing your eyebrows!" Liu Huanhuan threw a banana on her head, "Eat fruit, it's been three days, don't eat it again!" ”

"Well, my mom was right." Zhao Tongqian took the banana peel, and in the question mark on Liu Huanhuan's face, she expressed her feelings of being troubled all morning, "If you don't raise a child, you don't know the kindness of your parents." ”

Poof, Liu Huanhuan sprayed a table of banana foam, I really don't understand how Zhao Tongqian came to such a conclusion.

On the other side, the "little apprentice" who received an email from the unit asking for overtime on Sunday was throwing Wang Meng, who was eating and drinking, out of the door, and took the materials himself and locked the door.

"What a broken company! I also work overtime on the big weekend! Wang Meng is very dissatisfied, this nest is Qin Wangsheng rented near the company for the convenience of work, although the place is not big, but the lighting is very good, and it is a great enjoyment of life to sleep in the bay window in the autumn afternoon.

"Aren't you going to buy a gift for your girlfriend?" Qin Wangsheng stuffed the last apple into Wang Meng's arms.

"My family is very virtuous, and she won't let me buy it." Wang Meng clicked and took a bite of the apple, wow, the thief is sweet!

Qin Wangsheng squinted at him, and Wang Meng was almost choked before he finally said, "Girls generally say no, but in fact, they come in reverse." ”

"Huh?!" Now Wang Meng was really choked, "Who did you listen to?" ”

"Our eldest lady." That is, the second ancestor of the Qin family, Qin Jiaqi's little friend.

"Cut, can you believe what Qin II said?!" Wang Meng argued with reason, but his anger was obviously much weaker, "That... Did the second ancestor really say that? ”

Qin Wangsheng recalled and nodded.

A bolt from the blue! The earth shakes and the mountains shake! The world of women is really profound!

Comrade Wang Meng had tears in his eyes, and his last remaining 700 yuan was spent this morning - in order to make up for his constant eating and drinking, he bought a cost-effective mechanical keyboard and gave it to his friend Qin Wangsheng, and even the remaining fraction also bought the apples on the stall and brought them over!

And the last apple is in your own hands!

"Shengsheng!" Wang Meng hugged Qin Wangsheng's thigh, who was about to leave, "Borrow!" I! Money! A thousand oceans is enough to provoke! ”

Qin Wangsheng stepped on the steps of the bus with one foot, against the light, and looked condescendingly at Wang Meng with tears streaming down his face, revealing a row of shiny white and neat little teeth.

High ~ interest ~ loan ~ oh ~ blackmailed Wang Meng fiercely, and Qin Wangsheng finally got out of the evil spirit of forced overtime. When he came to the company and was ready, he received a QQ message from Zhao Tongqian.

Little apprentice, let's rank together!

Qin Wangsheng remembered his sister's number, which was only level ten, and his rank was only five levels of silver, which was obviously not ranked with platinum. Qin Jiaqi asked for a number with his brother, but unfortunately Qin Wangsheng actually took a salary from the bottom of the kettle in order to occupy this number, and told Qin's mother that the second ancestor was addicted to games and did not want to make progress, and Qin Wangsheng occupied the absolute high ground in the field of learning, and Qin's mother was a leather whip and a broom, and confiscated Qin Jiaqi's mobile phone.

"Qin Peel! Traitor! You traitor who has infiltrated my party! This is Qin Jiaqi's evaluation of his brother's move when he was angry.

"Last month's exam transcript was signed by me."

With his brother's words, Qin Jiaqi could only silently say goodbye to the small mobile phone and plunged into the wave of the exam.

As a result, the trumpet of Qin II was completely reduced to the trumpet of Qin Wangsheng.

Double row? Of course, to platoon. Qin Wangsheng did not reply immediately, but made a cup of coffee and started the rapid overtime mode.

Zhao Tongqian did not receive a reply immediately, and her original nervous mood was also worn away by time. She looked at the little apprentice's game materials repeatedly, and no matter how she thought about it, she also needed to open another trumpet to rank with her, but Zhao Tongqian's own number was struggling to play, and she was really lacking in strength to open the trumpet and play again.

Tangled over and tangled in the past, and finally decided, just go to watch the carrot live!

However, carrots are also in trouble.

Sun Hui broadcast too late yesterday and missed breakfast in the morning, which directly caused him to have no energy until noon. This is not the saddest thing, what is even more declining is that someone has a rhythm in his live broadcast room.

Sun Hui plays everything, and he often uses it to practice when he didn't play much before. Recently, I have been more obsessed with Mulan, and I have unknowingly used it for more than a month, and she is also well-known in the live broadcast circle, and is even expected to enter the national service at the end of this season.

Sun Hui practiced the characters in the trumpet, and the tuba was occasionally used. And Tian shamelessly shouted in the live broadcast: Oops, why am I playing so much with Mulan?! No way, I'm just smart, hahahaha.

The big fans swiped out the full screen of 666 while scolding him for being shameless.

Just after eating at noon, I started the big live broadcast, because I didn't grab the jungler position, I used Mulan, but the first game was not finished, and someone in the live broadcast room suddenly brought up the rhythm.

Long live carrots: do streamers know carrots?

Sun Hui's tuba is famous for Li Bai, and his name is Taibai Bubai, and Li Bai can be used in seven out of ten battles. This person knew by looking at the name that he was a fan of the trumpet, Sun Hui didn't think too much about it at first, and he was even worried about whether the operation was too familiar and would be recognized.

Long live the carrot: The carrot national service Mulan, do you want to PK with him?

The fans who were too white exploded instantly, and the house manager immediately banned this person for seven days, but the fans were still indignant and began to brush up on the screen with words such as "what kind of is a carrot", "carrot garbage", "get out of carrot brain powder" and so on.

Later, this group of "short-guarding" fans actually went to the live broadcast room of carrots, and they didn't know what they did.

PK？ P balls! Sun Hui was a little confused. He even wondered if his peers were looking for someone to make trouble.

Sun Hui got off the tuba and got on the carrot trumpet, and as soon as he came up, he met a large wave of verbal provocations from the tuba fans, and made an appointment to PK Mulan in vain.

Sun Hui ignored it, but his mood plummeted.

However, the matter did not end, and someone in the live broadcast room suddenly broke a dose of fierce news.

Rampaging cucumber: Carrots used to be anchored with Mulan, which is much more powerful than now.

The following group of people are brushing the barrage of "seeking the truth".

Sun Hui felt that one head and two were big. The account that is too white and the house manager helps manage the barrage, but this trumpet was originally made at random, and there is no room manager. And Sun Hui has always been impatient to learn skills such as banning, so he can only watch this person continue to break the news.

Runaway Cucumber: I've been a fan of Runaway before, and I play very insidiously, so I like it very much. Although this radish is also good, it is far less powerful than the rampage.

This person has already divided the "rampaging carrot" into two people, "rampant" and "carrot".

Sun Hui then believed that this guy was really an old fan of the previous account.

Rampaging Cucumber: I have a previous screen recording, if you don't believe it, you can go to the address I gave to watch it.

Sun Hui turned off the live broadcast account, threw off his mobile phone and lay down on the bed.

As soon as Zhao Tongqian entered the live broadcast room, she saw the fierce news of the rampaging cucumber, and she didn't click on the connection address, but was a little angry.

I also want to practice Mulan: No matter what happened before, I just like the Mulan that the anchor is playing now.

Rampage Cucumber: That's because you haven't seen the previous rampage.

Zhao Tongqian was very suspicious that this person was here to make trouble.

I also want to practice Mulan: If you like to watch it, you can watch it, and if you don't like it, no one will force you to watch it.

The first time she spoke to someone so unceremoniously, Zhao Tongqian blushed as soon as she sent it out, as if she had done something very embarrassing.

Rampaging Cucumber: Huh. Everyone has run away, which shows that the heart is weak.

I also want to practice Mulan: The anchors are gone, please let me go.

Rampaging cucumber: It seems that my guess is right, the previous rampant must have been a substitute fight. Carrots are really shameless to find someone to play live broadcasts on their behalf and deceive fans with gifts.

Sure enough, there were people who didn't know the truth at the bottom and began to follow the rhythm and denounce the carrots that were withdrawn.

Zhao Tongqian was angry, and she couldn't contact the carrot, so she had to run to his Weibo and racked her brains to leave a message to comfort him.

Sun Hui was even more angry, he didn't open his two accounts, and he didn't have Weibo, so he just lay down under the covers, planning to sleep and talk.

Qin Wangsheng's reply came at this time.

"Platoon."

Zhao Tongqian went to the game exhausted, and was about to tell the apprentice that he planned to open a trumpet, but found that the little apprentice, unexpectedly, was already platinum.

Qin II: Platoon, invite me.

Looking for something: How did you get to platinum?

She had a conjecture in her heart, and she became even more angry.

Looking for something: You're looking for someone to help you get on?! This can't be done, you didn't call it yourself, it will trick people into knowing! Little apprentice, why are you not sincere!

Qin II: No.

Looking for something: I'll open a small account, let's start from scratch, one step at a time!

Qin II: I called it myself.

Looking for something: Huh?

Qin II: I fought for a long time.

Zhao Tongqian's neck was completely red, according to the level of the little apprentice, from silver to platinum, maybe... I started beating from the moment I got up, and I didn't even eat!

Find something: if you are hungry, if you are hungry, you need to eat, if you don't eat, your skin will get acne. The master is not in a hurry, I blamed you just now, I'm sorry, I'm not angry, let's eat.

Qin II: Eat. Row.

Zhao Tongqian was full of guilt and opened a double row.

At the end of the first game, Zhao Tongqian really found that the little apprentice's skills had improved by leaps and bounds. It seems that it was really hard work. is even more distressed, secretly blaming himself for being too greedy, and the apprentice who harmed him urgently went up.

Qin II: Is the address on the QQ profile real?

Looking for something: yes, it's all true.

Qin II: It's not safe, delete it.

Looking for something: It's been years, it's fine.

Qin II: The world has not been safe lately.

Zhao Tongqian felt even more guilty, the little apprentice cared so much about her, she also... Alas.

Looking for something: Okay, the master knows it's wrong, so let's go and delete it.

A month later, on Zhao Tongqian's birthday, she received a birthday gift from her little apprentice on time, and only then did she realize why the apprentice had to delete all the things on the information by himself.

- Oh, although the little apprentice is not a bad person, practice has shown that it is indeed unsafe!

——————I'm the dividing line of ecstasy——————

The small theater inserts Qin Wangsheng's reminiscences:

One day, Qin's mother and Qin Jiaqi watched the eight o'clock bitter ethics drama on the sofa.

Qin Wangsheng was forced to sit in a daze.

In the TV, the female protagonist is hoarse, and the male protagonist is hoarse. The two love to come and go, and there are many difficulties. The performance was emotional and tear-jerking.

Mother Qin: Oh, what a sin, his father's sins when he was young have all been repaid to his children.

Qin Jiaqi: Hey, this man is stupid, this woman said he doesn't mind or not, he really went, what the woman said is the opposite, I don't know!

Qin's mother: That's it, last time your dad was too, what kind of class reunion was going to, I said let's go and have fun, he really wanted to go, hum.

Qin Jiaqi: How else to say that women are a book that men have to turn over in their lifetime! This mouth said don't don't, and I can't wait to take the dog chain to tie the door frame!

The mother and daughter hugged each other affectionately, cherished each other, turned off the TV, and began to shop Taobao together.

From beginning to end, Qin Wangsheng, who was sitting on the side and listening: Oh, I was taught.