Chapter 18: Jealousy to the Feeling of Shame
There is only one person who can make Lin Yibo feel cheap.
"Xiao Yiqi!"
"I was just thinking that I finally met someone who was cheaper than you. I'm going to turn back and tell you about it, and let you duel in private. The result is your own deity! You are the king of the lowly and forever! Lin Yibo said excitedly.
"Hmph, I'm scared to death of this baby." He let go of the snake whip and glared at Xiao Yiqi. Los Angeles Waterway.
What do you think of "little slut"? Anyway, I saved you, and you actually tricked me. Lin Yibo denounced.
Xiao Yiqi hurriedly explained: "Arrow God, don't misunderstand! I ran into the building and saw that someone was setting it on fire! Is this worth it? If you look closely, it doesn't just want to scare you. Who knew you reacted so quickly and every step was the right choice. I thought you were about to run out of arrows, and you would definitely lose. As a result, you touch a rock and hit it on your head. Countless ice arrows were sent out in an instant, and I could only admit defeat! Take the liberty of asking, where did you learn your iron head skills? That's amazing! ”
"No wonder I feel something is wrong all the time, why don't I be ruthless and blow cold air on my neck? It's a shame that you think about it. Lin Yibo said.
Xiao Yiqi approached Lin Yibo and said, "It's fun, but it's a pity that it didn't scare you." Honestly, how many arrows do you have left? What's the matter with that stone of yours? ”
"Stones can learn magical skills. There are only three arrows left. Lin Yibo returned truthfully.
Xiao Yiqi asked again: "Who is this beauty?" ”
"Humph!" Luo Shui pinned his face to the side.
Lin Yibo didn't answer, and asked rhetorically, "Are you alone?" ”
"You think I have such good peach blossom luck as you. Everywhere there are beautiful women sticking. You already have Zhong Cai'er, so I'll give this to my brother. What do you think? ”
looked at Xiao Yiqi, who raised his eyebrows. Lin Yibo didn't want to deal with it. I wondered in my heart: "Is it a special case that Luo Shui can enter the game?" The two people who just thought about martyrdom may be a master-servant relationship. If the woman is the master, the man will definitely not be able to leave. Now it seems that it is indeed true love, and it is not mixed with any water. ”
"Hey, what do you think. Tell me about it. "Xiao Yiqi is very persistent.
"Her name is... Her name is... I seem to have forgotten that you asked her yourself. Lin Yibo couldn't think of a name for Luo Shui for a while. He didn't want to tell Xiao Yiqi the truth for the time being.
"Dare to ask the girl's name? How old is it? Where do you live? Have you ever been married? ”
Xiao Yiqi turned into a sticky candy and wrapped up in Luoshui.
Luo Shui was annoyed by the question, so he had to say, "Little slut, listen carefully!" This girl's name is Ruoshui, and then ask about suicide! ”
"Good as water! Good name! I like kind-hearted people like girls the most. Xiao Yiqi immediately boasted.
Luo Shui didn't appreciate it, she was scared a lot just now.
The snake whip in his hand "snapped" into the air with a crisp sound. Said viciously: "Little slut, your eyes are on your ass!" Do you think this girl looks like that kind person? ”
"Not like, not like." Xiao Yiqi hurriedly changed his words.
Luo Shui squinted and asked, "Isn't it like that?" Little slut, what do you say I look like? ”
"There are only two kinds of people who carry whips, except for the evil slave, who is the queen. You are so beautiful and elegant, you must be the queen who conquers everything. Right! Xiao Yiqi deliberately said loudly.
Luo Shui was embarrassed to be praised, and whispered: "Hmph! Little slut, count your mouth sweet! ”
"My Majesty, I have a request. Can you not call me a little slut? Xiao Yiqi said.
Lin Yibo suddenly interjected: "Yes!" Little slut, three words. You just remove one of them. Which one to remove, can you figure it out? ”
"Of course it's human." Xiao Yiqi said. Sluts, villains, all of them don't taste good.
Lin Yibo said exaggeratedly: "What should I do? He's not human? ”
"I throw in the towel! How about introducing the associated Xuanguang physiochemicals? Xiao Yiqi asked.
"Say, I'm curious too." Lin Yibo replied.
"Why am I able to walk so fast? Why did I disappear? Why am I arrogant? 'Cause I have it (Boots Wherever I Go)! As long as you have it, you can do anything. The mountains are high and the water is evil, like walking on the ground. It is really a must for murder and arson, and it is necessary for home travel. If you want to ask me, it's available there. I can only regret to tell you, sir, this is the only genuine product, not for sale! ”
Xiao Yiqi worked hard.
"We don't even have shoes!! How can you have such a crazy Cooljack stuff in his mouth? I'm going to report it, someone is hanging! Lin Yibo said in disbelief.
Xiao Yiqi directly confronted Gang. "I'm so scared, please report! Is it strange for someone as powerful as me to have a pair of sleek shoes? Your infinite ice arrows, so fake! It must be open! ”
"Young man, do your parents allow you to integrate the cheap and cheap?" Lin Yibo returned to Gang.
Xiao Yiqi smiled contemptuously: "How can I have such a rare thing as my parents, you and I are both machine creatures." ”
The topic ended in an instant, and not having parents is an eternal pain in the hearts of the fuselage.
After a while, the three of them sat down to chat, each with their own feelings.
Xiao Yi admired Lin Yibo's luck. "The god of arrows will never be short of arrows."
Lin Yibo also understood how the boots came from as he wanted. He now felt jealous to the point of shame.
"Stupid or stupid, thinking that materializing a sharp dagger is a chicken thief. I didn't expect Xiao Yi's freewheeling boots, chicken thief to pervert! ”
To what extent is it perverted?
"The boots have seventy-two functions, running fast, jumping far, and jumping high. It can be stealth, shielded, and tracked. On the water, on the stone wall, as if walking on the ground. And also... ”
At that time, Xiao Yiqi materialized 72 kinds of changes. He couldn't materialize it anymore, so he gave up.
"It's still you in your mouth!" Lin Yibo gave Xiao Yiqi a thumbs up. This kind of ghostly imagination is not acceptable.
Xiao Yiqi smiled proudly. Suddenly seeing something, he opened his mouth and asked, "Is there a companion Xuanguang of two white bones here?" ”
"And what's going on? How to receive? Lin Yibo was a little confused.
"Put your hand on their eyebrows, three seconds will do."?
When the two of them heard this, they hurriedly did so.
A message came from the dagger: "You have received a cloud of Companion Xuanguang and awarded 100 glory points." Hey, this is a weak person who doesn't even have glory, and if you have glory points, you can get half of them. ”
Seeing this news, Lin Yibo knew: "The brutal battle is not far away!" ”
At this moment, Shangguan Potian suddenly hit a dangerous signal on the map.
"Attention! There's a birdman coming to the west, and he's flying toward you! Shangguan Potian used his divine thoughts to warn Lin Yibo.
The one riding the white horse is not necessarily the prince, but also the Tang monk. It doesn't have to be an angel with wings, it could be a birdman. In Shangguan Potian's eyes, it's all the latter.
"I still have a buddy out there to keep watch. And he said, "There was a man with wings flying here." Lin Yibo hurriedly told Xiao Yiqi and asked Luo Shui to share the map with him.
"There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and hell has no door to break into! Arrow God, give me your dagger! If you're not a long-sighted person, then please enjoy my performance. ”
Xiao Yiqi held the dagger and hid in the darkness.
"It's good that it's not an enemy!" Lin Yibo and Luo Shuitian looked at each other.
"Huh! A red dot suddenly appeared on the map. Gone again, right over our heads. Ruoshui was surprised.
Dian Xiaoer waved silver wings as thin as cicada wings. Control your body and descend slowly.
The scene inside the building came into view, "There were two humanoid skeletons on the ground, and burning wood was scattered around them. There are stones everywhere, and the traces of the battle are obvious. A man and a woman in shorts are also gamers. The two of them stood there like this, looking at him defenselessly, their eyes full of pity. ”
Dian Xiaoer thought to himself: "This is the kindest player he has ever seen on a desert island!" The other players are all on the fence and on guard! He is kind and soft-hearted, but he can't meet people in the same way, and it's not good to fight and kill. ”
The boy with his silver wings landed on the ground defenselessly. Xiang Lin Yibo stretched out his hand and said, "Hello two, my name is Dian Xiaoer, it's a pleasure to meet you." ”
Looking at the clear-eyed and unsuspecting young man in front of him, Lin Yibo thought he was dreaming.
At this time, Luo Shui stepped forward generously and shook hands with Dian Xiaoer in a friendly manner.
"My name is Ruoshui, and it's a pleasure to meet you."
He pointed at Lin Yibo again and said, "This is my eldest brother Aosen." ”
"I'm Xiao Yiqi, it's a pleasure to meet you."
Xiao Yiqi put away the dagger that was drawn at the young man's neck and appeared behind the young man.
There's no way that my teammates have already shaken hands, and I'm not a pervert. Besides, 3 to 1 is not afraid of him turning the sky, so he simply be generous and come out to introduce himself.
"It's so lively, there are three people here." Dian Xiaoer finally knew the reason for the abnormality. But it's understandable, because the world is cruel.
"In the face of kindness, return to kindness. It's already commendable. ”
Then Dian Xiaoer turned around and said, "Hello, my name is Dian Xiaoer, it's a pleasure to meet you." Will you be invisible? It's amazing! ”
"Shopkeeper? Haha..."Xiao Yiqi thought of something funny.
"Big brother, my surname is a dictionary, a dictionary of dictionaries. Not the "electricity" of thunder. Dian Xiaoer thought that Xiao Yiqi was talking about "electricity" Xiaoer. It sounds, "My name is weird." ”
Nothing, nothing. In the future, you will be the eternal "shop" in my heart.
"Hahaha..."
Xiao Yiqi leaned forward and leaned back with a smile. "It's such a funny name."
Dian Xiaoer wanted to refute, but the person in front of him was laughing so happily, so let him laugh.
"Electricity" Xiao Er will not be good, maybe the electricity will be a little numb. But it's just a screaming in the mouth, and it's not in the way. Since he likes it, let it be.
"Poof."
Lin Yibo also couldn't help it a little.
Forget about a "shop", and another "electricity". The second child who ran the hall heard it and wanted to hit someone.
"Human beings are so weird, each one is more stupid than the other."
Luo Shui looked at the three people in front of him inexplicably.
"Da, I'm coming!" Shangguan broke the sky and flexibly rushed down from above. Flipped over a heel bucket and landed firmly on the ground. Said eagerly: "I called Shangguan Potian, hello!" ”
Obviously forgot, Lin Yibo didn't let him speak.
Luo Shui is not surprised, she completely belongs to the master and knows all the things of the master. The stupid owner still wants to hide it from her, it's really cute! Although she didn't figure out why the owner had an extra body, she didn't care.
"Gather five people and get ready to open the black!." Lin Yibo said something that everyone couldn't understand.
At this time, a message came from the dagger: "With the passage of time, the energy contained in the food has been depleted. You need to find food quickly. ”
Mutter... Mutter...
The stomach rose and fell, and an embarrassed sound sounded.