Chapter 1808: Rats Cry in the Middle of the Night
In the middle of the night, I slept comfortably.
Vaguely hearing the sound of "squeak", Jia Zhengjin sat up in a daze, and was woken up by this sound.
Before he could figure out what it was, the door was gently pushed open, and the mouse creaked in with an intoxicated expression.
"Hey, when you enter someone's room, you have to knock on the door first. Jia Zhengjin plucked his ears.
"What do you mean?" asked Squeak, blankly.
Yes, the rat's home is a connected basement, and there is no concept of a door at all.
"Forget it!" can't you talk to a mouse about knowledge that this world doesn't have, right? Jia Zhengjin stretched, "What's going on outside? Squeaky and don't let people sleep?"
"What are you sleeping? Don't you think this song is beautiful?" the mouse squeaked and took his hand excitedly, "she must be singing, let's go out and have a look?"
Jia Zhengjin doesn't care, in fact, it's nothing if he doesn't sleep.
With his current condition, sleeping for hundreds of years is no different from sleeping for a night, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't sleep for hundreds of years.
In addition to the rat hole, I saw dozens of young rats gathered in the nearby clearing, which looked particularly lively.
The rats were all sitting around a large rock, and when they looked up at a conspicuous white rat on the stone, their faces were as intoxicated as squeaks.
Take a white mouse on a stone, hold both hands (paws?), bathe in the moonlight, and constantly make a soft mouse call.
"Sure enough, it's her~" Standing at the entrance of the cave, she looked at the white mouse from a distance at the entrance of the cave, revealing a expression.
Jia Zhengjin looked at the white mice, then looked at the group of gray male mice around the white mice, and then looked at the squeaks around him, and understood: "Spring is coming~ The animals are all gathered together, and it is ...... again"
"What?" Squeak squeaked, turning his head in question.
"Ahem~ nothing!" Jia Zhengjin didn't go on.
"What a beautiful song~ isn't it, Keane?" Squeak immediately reined in the cry of the white mouse.
No, I just sound like rats are barking.
Jia Zhengjin thought to himself, but it was not easy to say it to his face.
"The young guys and girls from the nearby families have all come out, it's really a gathering of heroes~" Squeak looked at them with emotion.
I think it's just rats having a meeting.
Jia Zhengjin scratched his head in boredom.
"Ah~Chirp~If you can marry her home, this life will be worth it~" Squeak held his face and looked at the white mouse on the stone in the distance with an intoxicated face.
"Chirp?" These rats don't have a name, and the tone should represent the white mouse. Jia Zhengjin yawned boredly and said to Squeak, "Looks like she's popular?"
"Of course!" Squeak nodded affirmatively, "She's the little daughter of the Squeak family next to her, she's beautiful, isn't she?"
"Mmmm~' Jia Zhengjin nodded perfunctorily, after all, all mice are the same to him, but the color of their coats is different, and the clothes they wear are different, "Since you like it, go after it! Aren't you neighbors? There must be many opportunities." ”
"I don't dare ......," Squeak shook her head, "although we used to play together when I was a child, but when I grew up, she got better and better, and I was completely compared." There are so many people in my generation who are better than me, and she definitely doesn't look down on me......"
"You've tried?"
"Nope!"
"How do you know if you haven't tried it?" Jia Zhengjin stretched out his hand and patted it on the shoulder, "She seems to be very popular, and now that it's this season again, if you don't hurry up, you will definitely be taken by others, and it will be useless to regret it when the time comes." ”
"Is that so?" Squeak turned her head in a bit of a panic, "May I?"
"Can you try it all!" Jia Zhengjin encouraged it, "What if she is also interested in you?"
"So, what should I do?"
"Simple, now go directly to show your manhood!" Jia Zhengjin looked around and saw a beautiful small red flower, so he took a stone axe and cut it down.
It is said that it is a small flower, but in fact, it is still very big when used as an umbrella.
"Keane, what are you doing?" asked Squeaky as she walked over to him.
Jia Zhengjin unhurriedly made a wooden cup out of wood, scooped some nectar from the small flowers, and then bundled a few beautiful stamens together and handed them to Squeak: "Take it and give it to her, and then tell her what you think, straight to the point!"
"Huh......? Everybody's here!" Squeak quickly shook his head.
"It's because they're all there, and confessing in front of everyone can make a better effect. ”
"What if she refuses in public?" Squeak shook her head desperately, "Then I'm going to lose my face!"
"Do you want a face or a woman?" Jia Zhengjin directly stuffed the nectar and stamens into Squeak's hand, "If you want a face, you don't have a woman, and it doesn't matter if you are rejected even if you are shameless, anyway, there are many female mice." Be manly, come on!"
"Is this really good?" Squeak asked worriedly.
"Trust me! Sometimes straight balls work best. Jia Zhengjin smiled and nodded, "Moreover, this moonlight, this singing, and this atmosphere, the probability of success is quite high." Go ahead! If someone else gets the first shot, you won't stand a chance!"
"Okay!" Squeak was obviously the type to encourage very well, although he was nervous and scared, but after listening to Jia Zhengjin's words, he mustered up the courage to turn around and walk forward with the beautiful bunch of buds and the nectar in the wooden cup.
On the way, when he turned back from time to time, Jia Zhengjin would give him an encouraging look and encourage him to continue to move forward.
But before he could pass, a large stout rat appeared near the stone, jumped up to the white mouse, and showed off its form, which was particularly powerful in its generation, in front of all the rats.
The white mouse squinted at the big rat, and didn't seem to hate such a show-off.
"It's over~" Squeaky turned his head halfway, crying with a sad face, "Why is he?"
"Ah~I was preempted~" Jia Zhengjin shrugged helplessly.
After the big mouse showed off its size, it turned around and dragged the corpse of a giant insect slightly smaller than it, similar to a praying mantis, and placed it directly at the feet of the white mouse.
The white rat's eyes sparkled when he saw the mantis corpse.
"It's really over now~" Squeak was very desperate, and the nectar and stamens in his hands fell, "No one can refuse Twitter, he is the most powerful young man of our generation~"
"Twitter?" Jia Zhengjin almost couldn't help laughing, but thought about it for a moment, "Is it useful for you to show your physique and hunting ability in front of the mother mouse?"
"Of course, girls who don't want to have a capable husband, after all, they have to feed a lot of families!" Squeak wanted to cry without tears, "I'm not his opponent at all~"
"So, why didn't you confess earlier?" Jia Zhengjin helplessly spread his hands.
"Keane, you're so powerful, help me!" Squeak directly protected his thighs and cried profusely, "Keane~"
"Are you going to be Doraemon?" Seeing it like this, Jia Zhengjin couldn't help but complain.