Are you really going to start a tour?

In pesticide battles, there will inevitably be times when there will be ten-person team battles, and there will definitely be more than one or two rounds down. So, do you really know how to start a group?

Sun Hui held a ballpoint pen and knocked on the screen to teach theoretical knowledge to the chief disciple.

First of all, the purpose of the group should be clear!

Why do you want to start a tour?

1. I'm going to kill! - Are you the core C-position? Do you have enough output?

2. I'm going to mix up an assist! - How is the core C position in your family developing? Is his output enough?

3. Don't talk nonsense, I just want to be a group! - Congratulations, wait for the drop!

Therefore, why is it very important to start a team, a team battle in the middle of the lane without a brain is not only easy to expose your mistakes, but the other party may not be able to team you!

Sun Hui focused on repeating the word "brainless" three times, "Listen to me, you are not allowed to start a group without brains!" Do you hear me?! I said, are you still listening? What a squeak, hey! ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Squeak." ”

Sun Hui rolled his eyes and continued to teach the pesticide cheats of carrot pie.

The second point is that the position at the beginning of the group is very important.

Oh, you say you're meat, stand at the top, eat all your skills, and protect your teammates?

garbage, eat all the skills of the other party, even if it is a greasy piece of fat, you can't bear it! Tanks are not resistant to all flesh, and tanks also need to move and dodge skills!

"Move!" Sun Hui knocked on the computer screen loudly, "Move, Koujun, your position is very strange, the attack and retreat are in a straight line, I can hit you with my eyes closed!" Hey? No movement? The dead dog barked at me, too, hey! ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Wang." ”

Sun Hui was powerless, feeling that he was still doing useless work. There is a kind of person who is like this, rich people are so willful, "Today I will focus on training your snakeskin to move!" If you don't understand the snakeskin position, you just don't walk in a straight line. Those heroes with a long range can guess your location with a stuck field of vision, and the long-range consumption has worn out your health bar, so play with a ball! ”

Yu Wenjuan: "When people close their eyes, they can't walk in a straight line, so it's impossible for skills to hit me in a straight line." ”

Sun Hui: "Nani? Are you talking about Shenma? ”

Yu Wenjuan: "I'm refuting what you just said, 'you can hit me with your eyes closed', the essence of biological movement is circular motion. If there is no goal, the instinctive movement of any living being is a circle. ”

Sun Hui: "Shut up for me, from now on, you are not allowed to speak." ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Oh. ”

Sun Hui said dryly for a long time, and found that oral Jun was really unteachable, he still had a team game to play at night, and it was too late, so he had to finally admonish: "In short, you give me a snakeskin move today, and tomorrow I will check your learning results, if you dare to run straight up and down for me!" ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Huh? ”

Sun Hui was stunned, "I'll take you to practice tomorrow!" Now give me the dissolution in situ, the master I want to glorify the lintel and expand the territory! ”

Yu Wenjuan turned off QQ, returned to the game, matched randomly, and began to practice "snakeskin positioning" seriously.

Zhao Tongqian boarded the game, thought about it, and still matched. Qin Wangsheng worked overtime at night, Liu Huanhuan and Wang Meng went to eat a buffet, she was very bored at home alone, so she had to play games to kill time.

The system quickly assigns players and enters the hero selection phase. Zhao Tongqian was on the third floor, and Mulan was accidentally robbed by the first floor, anyway, it was a match, Zhao Tongqian thought to herself, why don't you try the shooter? So I chose a little short-legged Luban.

The ID on the second floor is slightly familiar, called "convince you", this guy didn't respond for a long time, and Zhao Tongqian even thought he was going to hang up. Just a few seconds after the countdown, there was finally movement on the second floor. Arthur?

It won't really be hung up, the system will allocate it by itself!

Zhao Tongqian looked at how familiar this ID was, tried hard to recall, and finally found it out from her memory! Isn't this the little girl who has to PK with Qin II? And Zhao Tongqian secretly learned that she was still Yu Jianguo's sister, the short-haired girl she met at the door of Qin Wangsheng's house before.

She has liked Qin Wangsheng since she was a child and is inspired to conquer this high mountain, but Qin Wangsheng has always been her child, and Yu Jianguo is not satisfied with this "Qin brother-in-law". So under a non-cooperation, a crazy turmoil, the little girl has not made any progress now.

Zhao Tongqian's impression of this girl stays in the cuteness of the last PK, although the two are "rivals in love", but Zhao Tongqian really can't hate this guy, just one uses a shooter, the other uses a tank, and it's not bad to take this opportunity to become friends.

So as soon as the game started, Zhao Tongqian greeted first.

Looking for something (Mulan): It's happening again! What a fate! Let's add a friend later, shall we?

There was silence in the game, and the four teammates were silent, as if the system was just saying "please get ready".

Zhao Tongqian was embarrassed, and then she remembered that the Qin Wangsheng number she used before was now her own number, of course she couldn't recognize it!

What a shame! Zhao Tongqian's face was so red that she silently cleared the soldiers on the lower road. Big Arthur didn't run down the road at all, he stood very persistently in the middle, and Zhang Liang could only hide in the grass.

Who will God spare (Zhang Liang): Arthur, you go down.

Mulan: Protect your output!

Ask for candy (Zhong Wuyan): Arthur, what are you doing!

Luban VII: Request a collection.

Convincing you (Arthur): I'm doing my homework.

Who does God spare (Zhang Liang): ???

Asking for sugar (Zhong Wuyan): Small... Primary school student!

Best Partner (Mulan): Are you kidding me?!

Looking for something (Luban No. 7): Arthur, come here, the mid lane mage needs to develop and be obedient.

It is not Yu Wenjuan who is obedient, and it has always been Sun Niu dung who is cowardly. Yu Wenjuan ignored everything and continued to wave in the middle of the road, and the enemy Zhong Kui secretly hid in the grass opposite, sticking out a hook! Fortunately, Arthur is practicing snakeskin! Just missed the hook!

In the next second, I saw Big Arthur walking crookedly with drunken steps, all the way to Zhong Kui's face!

Zhong Kui looked confused, he was going to hook Arthur over and beat him, but this guy dodged the hook and didn't say anything, and actually pasted it himself?! So what are you waiting for!

So, Daji, who was hiding in the grass, set Arthur with a red heart, Zhong Kui went up to make up for his ass and squatted, Zhao Yun poked and poked with a spear, and Arthur's holy shield did not protect the blood bar, and fell straight to the ground.

Zhang Liang let go of a spell circle and silently fled back to the bottom of the tower.

Who does God spare (Zhang Liang): Arthur, you are an actor, right?

Ask for candy (Zhong Wuyan): Report Arthur!

Best Partner (Mulan): Don't fight, I'll open a tyrant, you hold it and don't let them rob it.

Convince you (Arthur): I'm practicing snakeskin moves, and it turns out not

Looking for something (Luban No. 7): Arthur is here, the middle road is short, and you can't get up snakeskin.

Convince you (Arthur): Not easy to use.

Looking for something (Luban No. 7): . . . You come down and practice as you please.

Yu Wenjuan thinks it makes sense, after all, there is a curve in the lower road, and the road section is relatively long, which is indeed more suitable for practicing snakeskin movement than the middle road. So after Arthur's resurrection, he came to the lower road with a hum.

Zhao Tongqian has a new understanding of this upright girl, she is really practicing snakeskin positioning, even if it is to clear a soldier line, she has to take an S-shape, not only is the clearing of soldiers very slow, but also very... Comical?!

Looking for something (Luban No. 7): Arthur opens the voice.

There was a sizzling sound from the earpiece, and after a while, a clear voice came out.

"I'm on." Yu Wenjuan said: "You're right, the place on the lower road is big, and it's really suitable for practice." ”

Zhao Tongqian held back a smile, "Why do you want to practice snakeskin?" Besides, it's useless to practice like this? ”

"My master wants me to practice well, otherwise I will have to nag again." Yu Wenjuan was dizzy when she walked, "He dislikes me for walking in a straight line all the time and lets me practice snakeskin, but this attack is so slow, and I have to take a detour." ”

Zhao Tongqian Khan, "He should let you walk in snake skin when you escape, you should be flexible, don't be so rigid!" ”

"I want to practice more." Yu Wenjuan stopped manipulating Arthur and rubbed her sour fingertips, "You clear the troops, my master said, a good tank never grabs the line, I will practice a move, and I will not rob your economy." ”

Zhao Tongqian was happy and began to develop her own small loss bag.

Asking for candy (Zhong Wuyan): Peep at the screen for a minute, and the two girls on the road are slightly cute.

Best Partner (Mulan): Really?

Who does God spare (Zhang Liang): Open the voice! Open voice!

Sure enough, the voice of Zhao Tongqian and Yu Wenjuan chatting came from the earpiece, although one voice was stupid, it was cute with honey, and the other was soft-spoken, as if taking care of children.

The three big men eavesdropped, and they didn't say that they wanted to report Arthur, nor did they complain about someone's pit, and honestly eliminated their own sense of existence.

Zhong Kui came from the middle lane to the bottom lane, this time he successfully hooked Arthur, and handed in a set of skills, with his own Daji's control, and took Arthur away from him.

[All] Attack on the King (Zhong Kui): Finally caught this garbage, hahahaha!

Zhao Tongqian: "This guy is sick, did he deliberately come over from the upper and middle roads to beat you?" ”

"I don't know him," Yu Wenjuan was not angry, "When I am resurrected, I will go down to practice." ”

So Zhong Kui stubbornly guarded the lower road and captured three waves of Arthur and two waves of Luban.

【All】Attack on the King (Zhong Kui): It's boring, it's too vegetable.

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the three big men who peeped at the screen couldn't bear it, and came over from both sides to help the girl take revenge, but the other party's friendly troops also arrived in time, and the two sides started a violent team battle on the lower road, everyone's skills flew all over the sky, Zhao Tongqian was crispy and only made a doomsday and endless blade, lying down faster than anyone else. Mulan did kill one, but was taken away by the sinister Daji. Zhang Liang's dog chain tied Zhong Kui, but unfortunately there was no one to assist the output, Zhong Wuyan stunned the three of them, but he also lay down in the end, Arthur's snakeskin moved to attack a person without killing him, not to mention, he was chased by Hou Yi on the opposite side from the bottom to the middle lane, and finally died under the middle lane tower.

【All】Attack on the King (Zhong Kui): Five garbage opposite.

Zhao Tongqian was angry, but unfortunately her legs were short and her skin was brittle, she was really powerless to take revenge, she wanted to develop but no one protected her, and she was attacked by the enemy Zhao Yun when she came out of the spring, and she was really aggrieved.

Convince you (Arthur): The snakeskin position really works, and I will die until I hold on to the high ground.

The four teammates were speechless, they held their breath and continued to fight with the enemy, but the opposite side wanted meat and meat, and they had to control and control, Arthur here has always been snakeskin, Lu Ban is not well equipped, although Mulan can show off his fists, it is a pity that his fists are difficult to defeat with four hands, Zhang Liang is under control but not as good as Daji, and Zhong Wuyan's petrification probability is extremely low.

Zhong Kui laughed all over the screen, only making Zhao Tongqian so angry that his liver hurt.

Team battles can't be won, there's no place to develop, they're completely pressed and beaten by the enemy, and the other party is still very unscrupulous and constantly taunting. The first time Zhao Tongqian met such a guy who "got cheap and worked hard", she was so angry that she exploded on the spot.

It's not all your Zhong Kui who wins the team battle, Zhao Yun alone killed 22 heads! Not to mention Daji who didn't die once! We recognize that the skills are not as good as others, but don't kick your nose in the face!

Since the game, Zhao Tongqian hated her clumsiness for the first time, Big Arthur didn't speak since just now, Zhao Tongqian compared her heart to her heart, feeling both annoyed and aggrieved.

In a game of pushing towers and cooperating, there are many factors in winning or losing the game, not to mention that victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, but it is just a game.

Zhao Tongqian told herself not to care, not to be angry, and not to listen to Zhong Kui's nonsense.

Not angry, not angry, normal heart, normal heart.

"Is he talking about me?" Yu Wenjuan finally paid attention to Zhong Kui's "five garbage opposites" on the screen, "I really didn't play well." I'm sorry. There was a faint sense of grievance and helplessness in his voice.

A kind of sourness came to her heart, and Zhao Tongqian heard the hidden frustration and helplessness in her voice.

Fuck your sister's normal heart! Fuck your "don't be angry"!

Zhao Tongqian's volcano erupted, so she simply stopped beating people, and directly possessed Liu Huanhuan and began to curse.

[All] looking for something (Luban No. 7): Have you have quality, play a game and think you can go to the sky!

【All】Attack on the King (Zhong Kui): I don't know if I can't go to the sky, but I'm stronger than you.

【All】Looking for something (Luban No. 7): Proud to be stronger than me? How inferior you are, find a balance here!

[All] Attack on the King (Zhong Kui): It makes sense, it's really nothing to be proud of being better than garbage.

[All] Find something (Luban No. 7): Don't talk too much.

【All】Attack on the King (Zhong Kui): Five garbage opposite.

With the explosion of the crystal, Zhao Tongqian was so angry that she screamed. For the first time, she hated her weak skills, hated that she couldn't fight back, and hated how she chose Luban! There is nowhere to vent the anger in my stomach, and I don't even have a good reply to the QQ message sent by the little apprentice.

Qin II: I'm so tired when I go home overtime.

Looking for something: I'm more tired than you! Game Meet a Fool! I'm!

Zhao Tongqian rarely said dirty words in front of Qin Wangsheng, Qin Wangsheng immediately asked what happened, Zhao Tongqian said it incoherently, and emphasized very angrily, "That little girl is so wronged, she just came to practice a move, and she didn't deliberately give people heads, why do you want to kill her, and scold us for garbage!" ”

Qin II: Give me screenshots of the game.

Zhao Tongqian immediately turned out the historical record and sent a screenshot.

Qin Wangsheng made a phone call to Yu Jianguo, "Someone bullied my daughter-in-law." ”

Yu Jianguo: "It's not my daughter-in-law." ”

"And your sister."

"Why did they get together again? Didn't you just PK last time? ”

"Match together, be scolded."

Yu Jianguo sat up straight, the ballpoint pen in his hand spinning rapidly, "What do you want to do?" It can't just be as simple as PK going back, right? ”

"The state has its own laws, and the family has its own rules." Qin Wangsheng smiled softly, "So that he can know what is called trouble from his mouth." ”

At the end of Sun Hui's team competition, he found that the chief disciple was depressed, and he asked what was wrong, only then did he know that the apprentice matched and practiced snake skin, and was scolded from beginning to end.

"Stupid, if he scolds you, you won't scold back?! Besides, a fool scolds you twice, the wind in your ears, you can still die, virtue," Sun Hui hates that iron does not become steel, "I still scold you every day, why don't I see you like this!" ”

"That's different," Yu Wenjuan quit the game weakly, she was really in no mood to continue today, "You are my master, what is he." ”

Sun Hui, who blushed inexplicably, coughed, and couldn't say anything one, two, three.

"I'd better unload the game." Yu Wenjuan sighed: "I've been playing bad games since I was a child, forget it, let's listen to my brother's play." ”

"Stupid!" Sun Hui burst into a shout and ordered the first apprentice to return to the game, "Repeated defeats and battles, thousands of tempers!" This kind of stupidity you do to him, come, the master will open a trumpet to take you to abuse the food, and it will definitely let you regain your confidence from others. ”

"There is a wrong, and there is a debtor." Yu Wenjuan refused, "I don't vent it on others." ”

"Then let's solo, the master will stand and let you kill!"

Yu Wenjuan thought about it, this can be had, so she went online and Sun Hui solo alone.

Ten minutes later.

Yu Wenjuan was so angry that she dropped her phone for the first time, "You said okay to stand and let me kill, why did you resist!" ”

"As a martial arts master, it's really difficult for me to be beaten obediently... Who are you a rookie yourself! Stop playing, go to you! ”

Yu Wenjuan obediently went offline, and Sun Hui made a direct call to his brother's mobile phone.

"I heard that a grandson bullied my apprentice?"

"You're looking for him PK?"

"PK is sure that I will win, but I can't bear to let him go so easily."

"Oh. Will that plan be settled? ”

"Immortals have their own tricks."

Yu Jianguo hung up the phone, and silently lit a wax in his heart.

——Provoked two careful eyes in one breath, alas, it feels like his pesticide life is coming to an end. Amen.