It's so infiltrating!

The system only described the usefulness of the 40-meter machete, but did not say the specific effect.

Cut to the butt of the women's conspiracy boss, can you directly chop people into pieces? Or is it just a scare to scare people, at most it can only pierce hemorrhoids?

Anyway, Vardy doesn't know, and he doesn't want to know, so let's let it slowly rust in the system slot!

Overall, even with just one Surgeon trait, this time the mystery reward is enough to satisfy Vardy, and the rest of the incidental is dispensable.

It's just that before exiting the system, the excited Vardy also got bad news.

Because of the frequent use, the system props have already cracked, and it is expected that there will be one remaining service life.

It's a pity that tickle is a prop that Vardy likes very much, and he took it out to show off when he had nothing to do, but he didn't expect it to be devastated by the years.

Could it be that he stabbed himself too hard?

With a stupid drill-out system, Vardy seems to have gone through a century.

By this time, the bus had already arrived at the stadium.

Before you even enter the stadium, you can already hear the deafening singing in the stands in the stadium, "You Will Never Walk Alone" and "God Save the Queen" are two of the most popular songs of England fans, and every time they hear this soul-stirring song, the English players will be enthusiastic and passionate.

As the England players stepped off the bus and were about to enter the dressing room through the aisle, they suddenly saw two mascots dodging, as if they had seen a natural enemy.

Vardy smiled, you can't run this time!

Ever since being teased by the mascot brothers ahead of the match against Austria, Vardy has been on his mind and ready to get them in trouble.

Unexpectedly, for the safety of the mascot, the mascot was allowed not to play in all previous England games, so that even Vardy almost forgot about it.

But in the final final, the mascot must not play, no, the mascot appeared in the stadium again.

According to their plan, while the players did not come, the mascot brothers hurried to the field to perform, and then quickly got out of the way and gave the fans an explanation.

What I didn't expect was that it was so coincidental that the mascot happened to collide with Vardy when he was about to enter.

The road is narrow!

At that time, the faces of the mascot brothers were green, and although they couldn't see it in their costumes, everyone could feel their legs trembling.

Vardy threw down his bag and rushed to the mascot, and his teammates were stunned for a moment, and immediately followed Vardy to the mascot, and there was another excitement to join.

Although Vardy knows that the current mascot dresser may not be the one who spoofed him in the first game, it doesn't matter, as long as he can make himself angry.

Soon, a pair of mascot brothers were pushed into England's dressing room.

"Take it off, don't force me to do it myself!" Vardy smirked at the mascots.

The mascot actors glanced at each other, sighed, and obediently began to take off the mascot costume outside.

However, Vardy did not let them go so easily, taking off his clothes and leaving the hood on their heads.

The two mascot costumers wore the top hoods, the upper body was bare-chested, and the lower body was wearing big pants, the image was very vivid, and it was completely the mascot that was stripped of his clothes.

With the help of a few animals who feared that the world would not be chaotic, Vardy tied the two players backhandedly, found a rope and pushed them out of the players' tunnel and onto the pitch.

The fans in the stands were enlivening the stadium atmosphere, and after seeing Jamie Vardy and a pair of stripped mascots walk out of the players' tunnel, they fell silent for a moment.

The mascot is in Vardy's hands again?

How did you get so miserable?

It's like a flipped chicken!

The laughter and heckling soon rang out, far more than the singing had just begun, and it was clear that Vardy's surprise surprised everyone and made everyone very happy.

"I know that Vardy will never have revenge, and sure enough, he grabbed the mascot again, this is the rhythm of revenge before the final!"

"Seeing the whip-like rope in Vardy's hand, I thought it must be an unsightly S&M session next! It's exciting! ”

"In Vardy's world, I'm afraid there shouldn't be a mascot like this, maybe if Vardy continues to do this, the mascot will become an extinct animal like a dinosaur in the future!"

......

The UEFA staff are helpless, they want to stop Vardy, but they don't dare, they know Vardy's combat effectiveness, it is a strong existence that can play the opposite team alone, they are really afraid that they will die heroically in the face of righteousness!

Vardy raised the rope and whipped at the mascot hard, of course, not really on his body, but on the grass next to him, but it looked like he was pumping on him.

The mascot actor let out a scream very cooperatively, they knew that if they didn't cooperate, then the rope might really be pulled on them in the next second.

The fans naturally knew what was going on, and laughed until their stomachs hurt, and there was nothing he didn't dare to do.

The British Prime Minister in the stands had a black line on his face, although he wanted to laugh, but looking at the accompanying person next to him, it was Platini with a black face, and the British Prime Minister could only show an apologetic and powerless smile.

It was enough to make enough fuss before Vardy let go of the two mascots, and the two mascots fled to the laughter of the fans.

If the saddest figure of this tournament is chosen, the mascot brothers will definitely be in the top three, and not necessarily third.

After his revenge, Vardy waved at the fans before walking back to the dressing room.

Of course, Vardy was just crazy in front of people, not rude and rude, and when he returned to the dressing room, Vardy took out two of his shirts and gave them to the two actors, and apologized very sincerely.

Naturally, the two actors will not be angry with Vardy, and although they may be the most tragic mascots in history, they are also completely famous, not to mention that Vardy's autographed jersey is not easy to obtain.

After changing into his shirt, Jamie Vardy and his team-mates walked onto the pitch for a final warm-up with Spain, who each occupied half of the pitch.

It can be seen that his teammates are a little nervous, even captain David Beckham.

Don't look at England is always coaxing, but when it comes to the big game, it is always thin, this is the first time they have stood on the field of the European Championship final, and tension is inevitable.

In fact, the Spanish players on the opposite side are the same, even inferior to England, because in terms of competition results, they are even inferior to England, which is always sluggish.

Every time the contest is a hit, and then every time it is a vigorous and heroic, this time it finally made it to the final stage, how can you not be nervous!

Even Vardy, a nervous man who has experienced crossing, can't help but bump his upper and lower gums together, and at this point, no one can be so calm.

But that's okay, with Jamie Vardy there, it's not a problem.

During the warm-up, Jamie Vardy played an interesting game with his players, which naturally took the tension out of his team-mates.

"Wayne, you go and stand 30 meters away, each of us kicks your ass, whoever kicks accurately, wins!"

With the exception of Wayne Rooney, Vardy's game proposal was unanimously agreed.

"Is it me for Mao? I don't want to be a target! ”

"Whoever kicked you, after the celebration, please give you a dragon!"

Rooney decisively turned around and ran out into the distance, for fear that everyone would return.

The teammates laughed and were defeated by Rooney's shamelessness.

Once Rooney was in position, the players began to swing the ball, ready to launch towards Rooney.

Although it's a game, no one wants to be considered inferior to others in footwork, so everyone is still serious about playing again.

The first to kick out was captain David Beckham, whose moon scimitar began to look ridiculously off, but in the end, it made a strange arc and accurately hit Rooney's calf, leaving Rooney with no chance to dodge.

The team-mates applauded in admiration, and the England fans in the stands applauded.

In fact, in this era when appearance is justice, even if the handsome Xiaobei hits the plane, the fans will still cheer for it, at least Vardy can't enjoy this kind of treatment.

An angry Vardy stood in front of the ball, aiming repeatedly, ready to take out all his frustration on Rooney.

Seeing Vardy's appearance, Rooney decisively confessed, turned around with his head in his hands, and did not dare to face Vardy head-on.

Vardy got up hard and came to a classic elevator ball, which looked as if it was flying high into the sky and hitting the plane, but when he reached a certain position, he suddenly fell sharply and smashed it towards Rooney.

In the incredible exclamations of the fans, Rooney felt as if he had been kicked in the ass, threw himself to the ground in embarrassment, and turned his head, equally dumbfounded.

Why the hell are you kicking so accurately?

Finally got up and rubbed his buttocks, but saw Lampard standing in front of the ball again, and then thinking about Lampard's heavy artillery, Rooney was like a frightened deer, hurriedly waving his hands and running away.

"No more playing! Don't play anymore! It's so tricky! I strongly protest! Rooney yelled as he ran, and not only did his teammates laugh uncontrollably, but the fans in the stands were equally amused by Rooney's stupid and silly appearance.

In fact, even Vardy felt as if, who would have imagined that this stupid hotness in front of him would have been the captain and leader of England in his previous life?

The difference in painting style is really a bit big!

But after such a fuss, the English players really don't feel nervous, Vardy's goal has been achieved!

There was a moment of silence in my heart for Rooney, your sacrifice was worth it, and everyone will remember your credit.