"Hahaha, even if you strip naked this time, master, I-" Xiu Ce's smug laughter was choked in his throat again. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

What appeared in front of Xiuce was a white as cold jade, clear and flawless and exquisite-barebacked......

What caught my eye was a white that was so slippery that it seemed that the eye could not stop on it......

Hey, do you want to fight so hard......? It's because Barrett in Uncle Li's hand can't find a chance to launch, so you want to use this method to constantly charge the master, and then exhaust the master alive?!

Grandma has a leg, the master doesn't care, the master is going to eat the sugar-coated cannonball today! What's more, if you look at your current appearance, you don't even have a sugar coating at all!

Xiuce propped up the edge of the pool with both hands, and he was about to make a domineering appearance like a dragon going to sea...... As a result, the bareback classmate Li Wushuang didn't look back, and a flying knife from Little Li Temeow forced Xiuce back to the pool.

Where the hell did you get the throwing knife out of your half-pulled bikini! Don't tell me you've cultivated to the realm of turning qi into a sword! Although when I was a child, I secretly rummaged through your family's cheats and found that there was really this trick, but just now I clearly heard the knife snap and fell into the woods next to it!

Don't tell me that you can already visualize internal forces...... You're going to cultivate immortals?! If you really want to cultivate immortals, I'll go home right away and pull dozens of high-voltage wires to help you soar!

While Xiuce was seriously complaining, he still didn't forget to expose his eyes above the water, and kept using the talent "Human Naked Eye Scan Recorder" to forcibly record this rare picture in front of him.

Smack——! With the dull sound of gunshots, the pool instantly splashed several meters high, and Xiu Ce could clearly feel a gust of water pushing him away.

Uncle Li, can't you stand it anymore? You can't stand it when you fight that unclothed root of all evil on the shore! You hit me, the victim! Don't you know that a bullet will refract when it enters the water! Although it is dozens of meters away from me, Uncle Li, you didn't study physics at all, how do you know that bullets can't cross a distance of tens of meters and be refracted back? ! It may feel unbelievable, but that's science! It's Mr. Lu Xun who said Mr. Sai! You keep a little reverence, Uncle Li!

When the water surface gradually calmed down, Xiuce's complaints also came to an end, and he wanted to turn on the talent "Human Naked Eye Scan Recorder" again, only to suddenly find that Li Wushuang's classmate had disappeared.

Could it be that under the impact of the air waves, even the remaining half of the bikini was not saved, so I ran away~

Yuwen Xiuce thought for a moment, and suddenly felt that he had finished charging again......

This time, I won't sprint in the butterfly, and I'll finish the work after a slow two-kilometer freestyle stroke.

After more than an hour......

"Whew-" Xiuce struggled to climb out of the pool, "Sure enough, did it cost too much to rush 3 200-meter butterflyes before?" It feels like I'm going to die here today......"

Xiuce sat on the chaise longue by the pool and slowed down for a while, until the muscles in his body regained some sensation and became less stiff, before getting up to change his clothes and leave.

"Li Wushuang——, there is a thief in your family!!!" Yuwen Xiuze, who couldn't find his bag, shouted in the woods in swimming trunks.

shouted twice, and found that the only thing that responded to him was Rhubarb Erhuang, who wagked his tail for his life, Xiuce turned around and ran to the bottom of the Li family's small building, and continued to shout, "Li Wushuang——, there is a thief in your family!!! ”

And then...... Shouting on the first floor...... Shouting on the second floor......

Finally, in Li Wushuang's boudoir, Yuwen Xiuce shouted at Wushuang who was dressing up in the mirror, "Li Wushuang——, there is a thief in your family!!! ”

"It's your business." Li Wushuang replied lightly.

"Don't force me to come out with a murder weapon!" Xiu Ce threatened while trying to recharge himself with the image recorded by the naked eye scan recorder just now.

Today, I will let you see and see the master of my - heaven and earth, incomparable, lying in the sky, lying on the ground, lying on the ground, can't stand the big big and long-lasting card marksmanship!

"Ahem-" Old Man Li's coughing sound came from the next room, instantly interrupting Xiuce's charging preparations......

Finished...... I'm afraid I'm going to go home in swimming trunks today......

Yuwen Xiuce reluctantly moved a stool and sat next to Wushuang, put his head on the dresser in boredom, and looked sideways at Wushuang little by little.

I haven't seen it for a long time, this ...... Well...... This chick ...... Well...... This evil obstacle! Alas, she, she seems to be pretty again......

If Xiaohui is called beautiful like that, Wushuang should be said to be gorgeous like this......

Xiaohui is mostly gentle and lovely in front of her, obviously a tall girl in the north, but she learns the voice of a southern girl and is glutinous and a bird; Three Fat ...... Well, in terms of temperament, it is more like the majesty and domineering of the eldest woman in the family, but in fact, no matter how hard you work, she is just a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, and I have to say that it is also a very painful thing to be a childhood sweetheart with a girl with three views...... Sort of, sort of, sort of. As for Wushuang, in terms of appearance and temperament, it should be regarded as an Oiran...... Well, plus the fact that you can attack from a distance, it's a cannon—

"Uh-huh-" There was another cough from Old Man Li next door, followed by a crisp sound from pulling the bolt.

Feed! Do you know how to read minds? Do you want to interrupt my reverie with such an accurate cough...... You're old, it's good to take medicine for coughing, I have two digested tablets, and I guarantee that there are no toxic side effects, don't you take it?

Isn't it good to talk about Oiran? That's a woman among women! When I think of Master Li, my saliva can flow down to 3,000 feet......

And,And I just said a cannon word.,Don't think that I said a friend before, this time it will definitely end with a friend word! I want to talk about the bewitching roses in the artillery fire, ah......!

Alas...... But why are the three women who have the most fate with me so fierce? Even I myself have a feeling of being violent.,If the author is willing.,At this time, there should be a variety of plots of regret and slapping in the face.,And then arrange for the master to counterattack strongly.,Bang Bang Bang - Ground,Hmm...... Beat...... Cannons - delicate roses in the fire! (It's over, otherwise I will be sentenced to three and a half years, what's the trouble...... ）

Even Xiaohui, a little beauty who is tired of being coquettish all day long, is actually a Valkyrie after leaving her master! Back then, when the master beat the strange Shu millet who harassed Xiaohui to the point that he was covered in blood and was so disgusted that he was about to vomit, Xiaohui was still biting the sugar gourd next to him and clapping happily...... Later, I thought that the master didn't beat hard enough, and it seemed that I turned back after I went home...... No wonder I never saw that lewd uncle again, he must have died!

Thinking of such a Valkyrie, now she is tired of being coquettish by her side, no wonder Lao Liu Tou is so hateful, even himself, even himself...... Alas, Yuwen Xiuce sighed, and couldn't help but feel sentimental in his heart.

(ps: Why is it that the position of the newcomer new book list has been reduced by one place compared to last week...... The author said that he was crying and fainting in the bathroom...... Ask for clicks, ask for recommendations, ask for favorites! ）