Lei Shui put the schoolbag on the table in a chic manner, then sat down and said to Lu Yu: "Hey, what a coincidence." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lu Yu deliberately asked, "Why did you come to our class?" ”

"Study hard and make progress every day." Lei Shui said.

Lu Shidi Lu Yu stretched out four fingers and shook them and left, of course Lu Yu understood the meaning of this number, turned around and picked up Lei Shui's schoolbag and flipped it, and said to Lei Shui: "Yo, I can't see that you still have books in this bag." ”

"That's right, how can you go to class without books." Lei Shui said with a smile.

Lei Shui suddenly changed to such a strong atmosphere of learning environment, and suddenly there was a beautiful woman at the same table around him, and he was quite energetic, but probably because it was Lu Yu at the same table.

Lei Shui looked around, everyone was bowing their heads to study, and there was no teacher on the podium, so he asked Lu Yu: "Hey Lu Yu..."

'Shh-' Lu Yu immediately put his index finger to his mouth: "Be quiet, don't affect others." ”

Lei Shui immediately lowered his voice and said, "What kind of class is this, why don't you have a teacher?" ”

"Physical education class." Lu Yu whispered.

"Physical education class!?" Lei Shui unconsciously raised his voice. At this moment, many of the students around who were studying hard turned their heads and looked at Lei Shui with a bored look.

Seeing this situation, Lei Shui hurriedly raised his hands and signaled: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

Then he lowered his voice and said, "You don't go to a once-in-a-century physical education class?" ”

"It's a once-in-a-century event, isn't it twice a week?" Lu Yu said.

"I am!" Lei Shui realized that he had turned the door high again, and hurriedly lowered his voice and leaned into Lu Yu's ear and said, "I understand how I am in this mood!" Not going to physical education class is simply a tyrannical thing, and it is intolerable, you know? Lei subconsciously glanced at the book Lu Yu was reading. Eh, what are you looking at? ”

Lu Yu covered his book: "What to read, you don't care what books I read." ”

Lei Shui retracted, but his eyes still glanced at the book and muttered, "It's so thick and so dense, it's a novel." ”

"Why, what's wrong with reading novels, it's no better than you sleeping all day." Lu Yu said.

"How do you know I've slept all day?" Lei Shui asked.

"Look at your hair arched, you see the marks on your face haven't faded yet." Lu Yu said.

"I... I'm growing my body, I've got to get enough sleep. Lei Shui said with a disdainful face.

At this time, the bell rang outside, and Lei Shui stood up and walked out.

"Where are you going?" Lu Yu asked.

"Go to the toilet! Do you want to be together? Lei Shui said with a grin.

“getout！” Lu Yu said.

"Huh? What the? Lei Shui asked.

"Want to know?"

"Ah, I think."

"I won't tell you."

"And~" Lei Shui walked out of the classroom after speaking.

The class bell rang, and Lei Shui returned to his seat with square steps: "Lu Yu, what kind of class is this?" ”

"English." Lu Yu said.

"Oh." After speaking, Lei Shui took out his schoolbag and began to rummage: "I remember that I didn't take out an English book today, hey, why is it gone..."

Lu Yu watched Lei Shui and began to take out the things in his schoolbag, apples, bread, mineral water...

Lu Yu sighed lightly and took out his English book, 'Smack! Throw it in front of Lei Shui: "You use mine first." ”

Lei Shui picked up the book and looked at it carefully: "Ho, it's new enough, your book is newer than mine, and it doesn't even have a fold." ”

"yes, it's brand new, I haven't even written my name." Lu Yu said.

"Then you're not in class?" Lei Shui asked.

"I use it, my English is better than his." Lu Yu nodded at the teacher on the podium with his chin, this teacher was a middle-aged male teacher, and he looked more old-fashioned.

Lei Shui patted his head and remembered what Lu Yu said in English: "Yes, yes, you said how much pressure you have to be an English teacher." ”

"What are the two students talking about?" The teacher on the stage said to them.

Lei Shui and Lu Yu hurriedly sat down, but the teacher poked his neck, stroked his glasses and said, "This classmate, why haven't you seen it before?" ”

"Oh, teacher, I'm from Class 5, I'm here to experience the strong learning atmosphere here." Lei Shui said.

The teacher nodded, expressing great satisfaction with the answer, and began to lecture.

"Study hard." Lu Yu gently tapped Lei Shui's arm and said.

Lei Shui nodded and made an OK gesture, while Lu Yu took the apple that Lei Shui had just turned out of his bag and nibbled on it.

"That..."

"How?"

"It's okay, let's eat."

The teacher was talking above, Lei Shui was listening below, and Lu Yu was reading the novel while eating apples.

After Lu Yu finished eating the apple, he looked sideways at Lei Shui, who was holding his cheeks with his head down, and a piece of saliva connected the English textbook with the corners of his mouth, and a small pool of saliva had gathered in the textbook.

A scream resounded through the classroom, attracting the attention of the whole class.

"You! What's going on! The teacher pointed to Lei Shui and said.

"Nightmare, I had a nightmare." When Lei Shui was awakened by Lu Yu, he looked at the saliva in the textbook, looked at Lu Yu's eyes, and already understood what was going on, but he couldn't say it, so he hurriedly made up a reason for the nightmare, but as soon as he said it, he felt that this reason was not suitable for use in class: "Oh, no, it's not a nightmare, it's that... That..."

"Don't use this and that, it's okay not to study, please don't affect others!" The teacher slammed the book onto the desk.

Lei Shui looked busy and said, "I'm sorry, teacher, I promise I won't in the future." ”

"Next time, let me out!" The teacher said heavily.

The class continued, Lei Shui sat down wistfully, rolled up his sleeves and looked at the two purple nail prints pinched out by Lu Yu, and whispered to Lu Yu: "Why are you so ruthless!" ”

Lu Yu pointed to a puddle of saliva on the textbook, then stretched out his hand and made a fierce action of grabbing the nine yin and white bones.

"Cut~, isn't it over if you wipe it off, really." After speaking, Lei Shui put his hand into his bag and stirred a few, pulled out a black cloth strip-like object, and wiped the saliva clean.

Lu Yu squinted his eyes and carefully observed the cloth-like object: "This is...?" ”

"My socks, don't worry, take them out to dry in a while, and they won't affect your wear." Lei Shui turned the socks in his hand and said.

"You...!" Lu Yu pointed to the socks on Lei Shui's hand, and then pointed to Lei Shui's schoolbag: "You put the apples and socks together?" ”

"Uh... That..."Lei Shui wanted to say it for a long time, but when he saw that Lu Yu had already eaten it, he held it back, and was discovered by Lu Yu.

"Vomit !!" When Lu Yu saw that Lei Shui wanted to speak and stopped, he knew that it must be the case, and the apples that had entered the state of digestion in his stomach churned, surging upwards one by one.

"What's going on again!" The teacher is about to explode.

"It's... It was Lu Yu, she was sick, and I helped her to the infirmary. Lei Shui hurriedly helped Lu Yu, who was disgusted for a while, to run outside the classroom.

The two went downstairs to the back of the building, and Lei Shui hurriedly chased after Lu Yu and said, "That... It's okay, no, I eat like that every day, it's not harmful to my health at all, and it can improve my immunity, this thing..."

“f**k！ you！ Lu Yu turned around and burst out with a foul mouth.

Although Lei Shui's English is rotten at home, he can still understand the beginning of this F: "If you fuck me and make you feel better, then I am very willing to cooperate... Whoa!! ”

Before he finished speaking, Lu Yu's Nine Yin White Bone Claw had already pinched it.