Once, there was a persistent little girl who went to play games for the boy she had a crush on, and she dreamed of one day galloping in the pesticide canyon with that boy and becoming a fairy couple: happily crossing the tower to kill people together, and sweetly praising each other together. But when she stepped into the game, a month later ...

"Do you have a hole in your head? If the residual blood doesn't go home, what will it rush forward! Carrot's irritable voice can lift the roof lid, "Sister Oral, you are my own sister, can we be serious!" Ranking! ”

"Mistakes." Yu Wenjuan moved her stiff fingers and drank silently.

It's really boring to match every day, Sun Hui deliberately applied for a trumpet in order to bring Yu Wenjuan to the upper section, and reopened the arrangement with a bronze figure, so the daily broadcast and hoarseness became a fixed match. However, no matter how bad the oral jun is, the carrot still continues to pull her into the car after the roar, so the fans in the carrot live broadcast room have made boundless guesses about the financial resources of the oral jun, and finally worship the lord of the fund.

Sun Hui had to give up and continue to keep the contract with a hundred miles, woo, the skin sent by Zhao Meiren was not hot yet, and he couldn't play with this pit goods. Sun Hui hated and threatened Yu Wenjuan not to fight against flesh and blood, not to watch the battle in the grass, not to chase people from the tower, and not to type in the river.

Yu Wenjuan ignored all the inaccuracies, and calmly said "mistake", "network card", "can kill", "I type fast".

Sun Hui was so angry that he missed broadcasting for half an hour today, dropped his mobile phone and went back to sleep.

After Yu Wenjuan ran to the master every day, she opened the calendar that had accumulated layers of dust, only to find that she had missed a very important thing in these days of being addicted to games!

She missed Qin Wangsheng's birthday!

She spent thousands of oceanic pastries, but she missed the great opportunity to "show her cooking skills"!

Immediately afterwards, she remembered the "covenant of the First World War" with "Qin II".

The mobile game girl finally turned out her memories that she first played with pesticides, not because of "the heart of the king", but because of "chasing men". Yu Wenjuan immediately searched for "Qin II", and sure enough, she found an account with the same name. She didn't think about him, applied for friends, and left a note: one-on-one, come to fight.

Zhao Tongqian regained Mulan's heart and was grinning to log in to the little apprentice's account. Since she gave a set of carrot skins, she also wanted to give a set to the little apprentice on a whim. But according to Qin Wangsheng's character, he definitely didn't want to give it, and there was no surprise, which seemed perfunctory and not caring enough. Therefore, Zhao Tongqian deliberately said bitterly, "I want to try Angela, but unfortunately there is no yes", Qin Wangsheng really obediently sent the account and asked the master to "try it".

Angela's skin is limited, and the magic little chef can't buy it for the time being, so Zhao Tongqian has to retreat and buy a doll to match. After buying the skin, I just wanted to go offline, but I received a request to add friends.

One-on-one, to fight?

Who else does the little apprentice have a battle agreement with? Zhao Tongqian wanted to ignore it, but she happened to click to agree!

I'm a dripping mother! Hand cheap! Brain-dead! How can someone else's account be pressed randomly! What the hell am I doing! Retreat, retreat, retreat...

However, Yu Wenjuan's hand speed was very fast, and the one-on-one solo invitation had been sent, Zhao Tongqian was panicked, but she agreed by mistake again, and instantly entered the battle system and began to choose heroes.

Zhao Tongqian: Am I possessed by trisomy 21?! What the hell am I doing!

Yu Wenjuan's side had already typed out the text quickly.

Let you be convinced: the winner will be determined in one game, and your brother will be mine if you win.

Your brother? Zhao Tongqian was just about to explain that she was "not me", "accidentally made a mistake", "I will surrender later" or something like that, but the word "your brother" made her think about it. Qin II only knew about this account with a few people, and she learned from Qin Wangsheng's mouth that this account was originally stolen by his sister Qin Jiaqi, and she also threatened Qin Wangsheng to help in order to get the upper paragraph.

Therefore, if they can accurately say the word "your brother", they must be someone they know, and they must have misidentified the owner of the game account.

And, it must be a girl.

If you win, your brother will be mine.

Your brother is mine.

Mine.

Zhao Tongqian's eyes were red and her cheeks were hot. "Love" is so sacred, pure, beautiful, and happy, you actually decided on solo!

That must be unbearable!

Zhao Tongqian chose Mulan at the last moment of counting.

The battle begins! Mulan VS Baili Keeping the Promise!

Zhao Tongqian rushed to the center of the battlefield with all her anger, first threw a flying sword to slow down Baili who came slowly, and then brushed a wave of troops, and skillfully dodged the aiming and sniping of Baili Shouyu. She quickly reached the third level, pressing step by step, aiming at the particularly slow Baili Shoujo, forcing back to the spring to replenish blood.

Zhao Tongqian didn't do any shoes, and it was a black cut when she came up. She pressed the line to push the tower, and when the yellow line of sight line of the hundred miles was aimed at her body, she rolled decisively in the next second, taking advantage of the enemy's line of troops to move left and right twice, just missing the bullets that came at a gallop.

Zhao Tongqian: Look, with this sniper technique, do you dare to PK with General Hua? It's funny!

Baili Shouyu ran out slowly and leisurely to Ping A Mulan, but she cut close to the back, opened the heavy sword two skills and pushed and slashed, breaking away from her own defense tower! Hua Mulan didn't give Shou the promise a chance to breathe at all, and a set of skills was thrown up without interruption, and before the show was finished, Baili had already fallen to the ground.

Qin II: Surrender, you are not an opponent.

Convince your heart: whose hand is the deer's death

After Baili was resurrected, he rushed to save his front tower, but Mulan was a notoriously fast soldier and a hero who pushed the tower, and before he could run over, the tower had been broken. Baili Shouyu stood at the ruins of the front tower, motionless, Hua Mulan and other soldiers in front and back, without saying a word, went up to the ground with another set of skills, and successfully accepted Baili's life for the second time.

Convince you: we don't know.

Qin II: 。。。。。。

Qin II: You were motionless just now, were you typing?

Convince you: Yes.

Zhao Tongqian sneered, and her irritable mood calmed down instantly, and she only felt that this little girl was very cute.

Qin II: Then you say it in advance next time you type, and I won't hit you.

Convince you: I'll win.

Zhao Tongqian admired her calm and breezy mentality, respected her indomitable and firm belief, and then took the lead of the army line and broke the crystal all the way.

Yu Wenjuan failed miserably without surprise.

Zhao Tongqian finished the first game before she realized what she had done. Extremely weak, he quickly quit, and his heart was pounding. Oh my God, oh my God, she actually used the little apprentice's account to beat away an admirer? Isn't it excessive? Do you want to talk to the little apprentice? But if he asks me why I want to fight, why do I have to win? I said I was wrong, would he believe it?

Zhao Tongqian, who was very entangled, had a red face and a white face, and she didn't even have the heart to eat, her mind was full of "This time I won, 'your brother' doesn't have to send it out". . .

Zhao Tongqian: What the hell am I thinking? Amitabha, color is emptiness, color is emptiness.

Yu Wenjuan lost PK, and some of her reactions couldn't be done for a while.

Is this a loss? She repeatedly looked at the battle data and the extremely depressing gray-white word "failure", and felt a sense of loss of soul.

Qin Jiaqi is so powerful? Yu Wenjuan held her mobile phone in a daze, her mind was blank, she couldn't accept it, she would actually lose to Qin Jiaqi?!

No wonder this guy keeps failing exams! It's time to play a game!

Before Yu Wenjuan quit the game, she deleted Qin II's friends, thinking: If you lose, you will lose, I don't need your consent, I can still fly with Brother Qin!

However, in the end, it affected her mood, so she posted an unprecedented circle of friends.

- PK actually lost, am I really a vegetarian?

This mood has received countless likes, and a pertinent evaluation of his brother Yu Jianguo is attached.

Brother: Why don't you try to have fun?

Sun Hui also saw this mood.

Nonsense, just this kind of operation, the computer can abuse you, and you still PK with others? Where does the confidence come from?! Sun Hui snorted twice, quit the WeChat circle of friends, turned over and covered his head, and continued to sleep.

Turn over again, kick your legs, your feet are exposed, cold, retracted.

With a swish, Sun Hui jumped up like a corpse. Under Wei Kun's frightened gaze, he unplugged the charging cable of his mobile phone violently, found Yu Wenjuan's mobile phone number, and sent a text message.

Master: Who are you fighting with? What's going on?

The deepest pit: I like a boy, his sister disagrees, asks me to PK, and if he wins, he will no longer be blocked

Master: You're looking for a man to talk about his sister's bird! Straight stripped naked and lay on the bed, see what he said!

The deepest pit: stop me from chasing his brother.

Master: Oral adult, can you finish one sentence in one breath?

The deepest pit: Don't make pornographic jokes with me, my brother will beat you and deduct your salary today.

Master: I was wrong, I was poor, I begged not to be spurred. Give me his sister's account ID, and the master will help you get back to the field.

The deepest pit: No, I'm not as good as people, Gan

Master: Needless to say, I know that the next sentence is "willing to bow to the wind". You are my apprentice, PK lost and lost the face of my big carrot pie, it has nothing to do with you chasing a man, be obedient, give me the ID.

The deepest pit: Qin II.

Master: You don't care about this, you can chase the man if you like, and as for his sister, the master will help you solve it. Kneel down.

The Deepest Pit: Oh.

Sun Hui was immersed in the mood of "being a teacher, dedicating himself to his students", and Yu Wenjuan's next text message followed.

The deepest pit: Actually, I think the same way, I can catch up if I lose, because I am very good.

Sun Hui: Why do I want to comfort her? What kind of woman is this? No face and no skin, self-confidence exploded, and the wealth is still going its own way?!

However, Sun Hui still got on the trumpet, sent an invitation to Qin II to add friends and left a message: The apprentice can't make up for the master, I'm here to find a venue.

Zhao Tongqian didn't know how to open her mouth to Qin Wangsheng after all, she secretly told Qin Wangsheng that the account would be returned to you, and said that she was a little tired at night, so she didn't want to be discharged, and she had to fall asleep early.

Qin Wangsheng came home from work and logged in to the game. Although he is not a slender person, Zhao Tongqian really doesn't know how to hide it, and there is a trace between the words, Qin Wangsheng just wants to know what the hell she is doing with her account, so he boarded up to check it before washing and resting.

Qin Wangsheng was the first to see the skin of the doll, his eyebrows stretched, and he was in a good mood.

actually took the initiative to send things, which shows that his "strategy" has been very effective recently. Qin Wangsheng was physically and mentally happy, and planned to help Qin Jiaqi bring a piece of the Black Forest as a reward when he passed by the pastry shop after work tomorrow.

In the next second, he found Sun Hui's friend application.

Runaway carrots?

Qin Wangsheng glanced at the message meaningfully and clicked to agree.

Qin II: What kind of venue are you looking for?

Rampaging Carrot: My apprentice has taken a fancy to your brother, why do you think PK will win? She's just a rookie, what do you have to be proud of.

Qin Wangsheng imagined the approximate past relationship with just a few words, so if he didn't do PK with the carrot apprentice, he thought that it must be Zhao Tongqian. No wonder someone is weird all day, it turns out ... Secretly solved a "rival in love"?

Qin Wangsheng was in a better mood, and he leisurely interrupted the countless nonsense that carrots were sprinkling around, in one sentence.

Qin II: Since you're looking for a venue, come here.

Sun Hui took a look, yo, awesome! Kid, you don't know what rank I have, do you?! Too young! Boy, you're too young!

Then an invitation was issued, and the two began one-on-one PK.

Sun Hui preferred Kai, the old master chosen by Qin II at will.

This is a battle between a man and an old man, and this is a contest between rivals in love and rivals in love. One is a member of the Great Wall Patrol, the other is a master whose longevity is unknown, one "wields a sword in despair and uses the deceased as armor", and one "does not give birth to a master, and eternity is like a long night".

Matchup!

The old master waved the ring ruler and slapped Kai under his eyelids! Kai began to push back, and the old man was slammed against the wall. The two of them fought evenly and the blood bar plummeted, but the flash of the old master's belt, the slashing of the Kai belt, a sharp blade broke through the air, and Kai took a blood first!

Rampaging Carrot: I'll ask you if you're convinced.

Qin II: Hehe, come here.

Both sides are at level four! Kai approached the tower fiercely, seeing that the line of troops was consumed and was about to retreat, the old master of clinker was taken by surprise, and a big move tied it to the range of the tower! He dodged the whirling blade thrown by Kai in a sideways position, opened the second skill aura explosion, and pulled Kai out of the range circle of the tower with a ring ruler, and quickly beat it into residual blood!

As soon as the time of the ultimate binding passed, Kai Sixue was about to escape, the old master stood aside calmly and watched, a gun carriage drove over slowly, and with a bang, Kai did not wait for the blood return skill to be issued, and died tragically on the side of the road.

Rampaging Carrot: Rape! Let's get even!

Qin II: Come here.

Sun Hui directly exploded his head, go to his technique, go to his position! It's a man who does it with real guns! So he rushed forward regardless of it, and so... was calmly pushed to the end by Qin II, and failed to hold the crystal under the battle situation where the economic leader was equal.

Sun Hui: "This slut actually pushes the tower with all his heart!" Is this solo good! solo！ It's the technology that shows off! Technology! ”

Wei Kun: "So what? Lost? ”

Sun Hui: "A blood that Lao Tzu took!" One blood! He can't beat me, believe it or not! This guy is too insidious! How can a woman be so obscene! ”

Wei Kun: "So, you did lose?" ”

Sun Hui: "A mother is connected by blood, and if there is a sister, there must be a brother, I still persuade my family to give up, isn't it good to find a normal man?" ”

Wei Kun: "So you just lost." ”

Sun Hui: "Dead mother, what's wrong if you don't expose me!" Shut up, shut up, shut up! ”

At the same time, Yu Wenjuan and Zhao Tongqian's mobile phones received new text messages.

——Yu Wenjuan——

Master: There is no grass at the end of the world, why hang on the southeast branch. Apprentice, you have money and X (this X means: in addition to money, Sun Hui no longer knows what to boast of X), you will definitely be able to find a more ** man!

However, it was Yu Wenjuan's brother Yu Jianguo who saw this text message, so he replied expressionlessly: You are not small, tease my sister? Withhold your salary for today and beat you up the next time we meet.

(Sun Hui: Why am I cheap today!) ）

——Zhao Tongqian——

Little intimate apprentice: The master became a flower messenger today?

When Zhao Tongqian read it, she completely lost sleep, and immediately turned off her phone and pretended not to see: Oh my God! Be found birds! Protect your sister's flowers! This shameless big liar! Block! It's really shameless!

(Qin Wangsheng: Qin Jiaqi, do you want to eat the Black Forest or... No mango pie! I don't go through McDonald's! ）