Chapter Twenty-Three: Two Fat Men (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)

"What just happened?" It wasn't until a long time later that one player came to his senses and asked the players around him.

"Seemingly, maybe, maybe, it seems that the clouded leopard was killed in seconds, is that so? How do I feel like I'm hallucinating? One of the players replied in a trance.

"Hallucinations! What's the matter, it's too perverted to kill a level 8 clouded leopard in seconds, isn't it? One player swallowed.

"I'm definitely not playing the same game as him." There are players who swear by authenticity.

"I think so too."

"Different +1."

"Different +2."

….

"Different +10086."

"By the way, do you think that the powerhouse of the Heavenly List is so powerful?"

"Poof! Are you stupid? What else is this question to ask? If the powerhouse of the heavenly list is not so strong, how can he dominate the heavenly list. ”

"It's different, is it? The heavenly list is just the ranking of traditional games in the past, but this is a holographic simulation game, can the strong man on the heavenly list still be able to stand out from the crowd? I'm a little skeptical. ”

"You are wrong, the reason why the strong people on the Heavenly List are the strong on the Heavenly List is because their consciousness and operation are the top in the world, and no matter how weak they are, they can't be weak."

……

"These stupid Erlengzi, what's there to discuss about this? Maybe they were originally the strongest in the sky. A fat player pursed his lips with a look of disdain.

"Yes." The other fat man chimed in, and then shouted with regret: "Plug in, I forgot one thing, I forgot to see what the name of that master brother is." Dragon Fatty, have you noticed? ”

"Uh, no, what's the use of this?" The dragon fat man asked rhetorically.

"Tsk, they're all fat, why are you so stupid? Of course, it's to worship the dock, and if you follow the master brother, there must be meat to eat. The fat man sneered and licked his tongue.

"If you eat meat, you know how to eat meat? Big plane, you are fat and still want to eat meat? Be careful to eat you to death. The dragon fat man struck.

"It's like you don't want to eat, shouting to lose weight all day long, aren't you stealing food?" Big planes despise.

"Who stole it?" The fat man of the dragon seems to be a little weak-hearted.

"It's not me anyway, I just know that someone is hiding in the house and secretly eating chicken, and the bones are thrown under the bed."

"I'm plugging, you're spying on me?"

"Go, go, go, I spy on you? Thinking too much, right? Do you think you're a beauty? ”

"So how do you know? I can tell you, I don't do it. ”

"Whew! Who wants to you? I can't wait for the beautiful lady in my family, which green onion are you? ”

"That's the truth, there are too many planes, kidney deficiency, and one second is not called in vain."

"Whew! Who's a second? A group of sunspots, do you know to envy and envy my enduring ability? It's useless to be envious, anyway, my wife is served by me every day. ”

"And how many seconds can you hold on?"

"A minute."

"Poof!" The fat man sprayed directly, "Is it still long-lasting for a minute?" Do you want your wife to be served by you every day? Do you want to be shameless? I'm afraid that your wife is so empty and lonely every day that you don't want it, right? ”

"Fuck off!"

"Big plane, give you a piece of advice, be careful of Lao Wang next door, or agent Lao Song."

"I know Lao Wang next door, what kind of stalk is the agent Lao Song?"

"It's still a green hat."

"! My wife and I are in love! Is it possible? The big plane scolded. Long Fatzi remembered him when he mentioned it, it seems that there was a scandal in the entertainment industry a while ago: a well-known artist showed up all day long to make money to support his family, but his wife got involved with his agent behind his back and transferred his property. This scandal has caused a sensation several times, and almost everyone is hotly discussed.

"That's right." The fat dragon nodded. When he saw the wife of the big plane, it was indeed a woman's family, the type of good wife and mother, poor and happy, soft on the outside and beautiful on the inside, gentle and traditional, and the cheating could never happen to the wife of the big plane.

The fat man of the big plane doesn't know which life of blessing he has cultivated to marry such a wife. It can only be said that good women are arched by pigs.

"Anyway, how do you know I stole food?" The dragon fat man asked.

"Huh. The smell of chicken in the room can be smelled as soon as you enter the house, who else do you want to get? You're still deceiving yourself. "The big plane taunted.

“.…..”

"Losing weight is not like this, people don't eat meat in front of them, and they eat a lot after people, it's no wonder that you can lose weight. However, it's useless for you to lose weight, you think you're me? If I lose weight one day, I will definitely be a handsome and dashing handsome guy, the prince charming in the hearts of countless young girls. The big plane said narcissistically, and put on a poss, just a fleshy figure, how funny it looks.

"Come on, huh? With the way you eat, expect you to lose weight? I might as well expect the sow to go up the tree. And the prince charming in the hearts of countless spring girls? Dream on! The dragon fat man said mercilessly.

"Well, sending a few mysterious smiles every day can attract some aunts." The fat man nodded in a matter-of-fact manner.

"Whew! Is my smile just for me? That's my heartthrob sign, right? Big Plane Narcissist.

"Stand in the middle of the aunt, stand on tiptoe, twist your buttocks, square dance and shake, and send a few mysterious smiles, there is nothing wrong with heartthrobs, there will be countless aunts who will secretly send you autumn waves."

"Jealousy, you are naked jealousy. No matter how jealous I am, the boat of friendship will capsize. ”

"Flip and flip, I announce that the fat duo is disbanded."

"Disbandment +1, hum!"

"Break up!"

"Goodbye! Oh no, never again! ”

The two fat men said a few cruel words, turned around and went back to the novice village. This scene made the players on the scene inexplicable, why did the fat duo suddenly part ways awkwardly?

……

And all this was just a small episode for Xiao Chengzhi, at that time, he killed the clouded leopard in seconds was just a subconscious reaction, but he didn't realize how much shock his actions would bring to others.

The sixteen-hour online time limit is approaching again, and after leaving the Liuyun Leopard refresh area, Xiao Chengzhi returned to the novice village, intending to go offline after handing over the tasks related to Haoyu.

These tasks only bring Xiao Chengzhi 1000 experience, compared to the 25600 experience that Xiao Chengzhi needs to upgrade from level 7 to level 8, it is like scratching an itch, and Liao has little left.

Unexpectedly, after Xiao Chengzhi handed over the task of Hao Yu, he actually received the task related to the flowing cloud leopard. The content of the task is to ask Xiao Chengzhi to collect ten furs of the clouded leopard.

Ouch! How can there be such a good thing?

Xiao Chengzhi smiled.

To tell the truth, the fur explosion rate of the clouded leopard is pitifully low, and ten furs, at least two hundred clouded leopards must be killed to burst out. But this is not a problem at all for Xiao Chengzhi. It is estimated that the clouded leopards he killed were six or seven hundred. What about fur? In line with the principle of resolutely not wasting, it is natural to collect a lot.

In other words, this task may be difficult for others, but for him, it is like pie falling from the sky. Didn't you see that when Xiao Chengzhi took out ten pieces of the fur of the flowing clouded leopard from his backpack, the village elders were dumbfounded?