Ding Liyan: If life is only as it is when I first saw it, I will definitely confess directly and no longer take so many detours.

Ding Liyan has loved reading since he was a child. It's a pity that he doesn't have a good memory, and most of these books are obscure mathematics, physics and chemistry, and he basically forgets them after reading them. So although he looked through all the books on Ding's father's two-meter-high bookshelf, he still didn't learn a single thing.

Slightly older, he prefers the quiet, comfortable feeling of reading a book. As for the content, alas, there are still few that can be remembered. Even if you occasionally memorize a certain technical word, it is not as impressive as the illustrations in it.

Ding Liyan is the youngest child in the family. Although he is an only child, the Danding family lives in a large compound, including grandparents, uncles and aunts. There are many relatives and naturally many children, but Ding Liyan is too young and no one takes him to play. In order not to show his feeling of being isolated, Ding Liyan chose to hold a book in his hand anytime and anywhere to pretend.

Whenever his grandmother gently asked him, "Why don't you go out to play with your little brother and sister", Ding Liyan would look up to his little red face and say seriously that he prefers to read.

Grandma Ding looked at the hardcover version of "A Brief History of Time" in his arms, kept smiling, and encouraged: "Our family is really a smart baby."

Ding Liyan used reading books as an excuse and successfully became the most unsociable child in the Ding family.

Therefore, from childhood to adulthood, Ding Liyan has no friends.

He's always been surrounded by a shelf of books he can't read.

Finally, because his grades were so bad, Ding's father and Ding's mother had to send him to a tutoring class to make up for it. Here, he met his first friend in his life, Wang Meng.

Wang Meng is a big child, although he is younger than Ding Liyan, he is happier than Ding Liyan. Ding Liyan is the first time to see such a person, he doesn't care about other people's eyes, and he is extremely comfortable and complacent. He was very curious, and couldn't help but want to see how this stupid boy had grown so big.

After a period of observation, Ding Liyan concluded: Fools have stupid blessings, Qin Qiong on the left, Wei Chi on the right, the two protectors are guarding this stupid melon to the death, and Wang Xiaomeng is naturally heartless.

Ding Liyan suddenly stopped thinking about making friends. He's not very good at this in the first place, especially with two guys watching your every move at any time. He thought that as long as he stopped interacting with Wang Meng, no matter how strong his feelings were, they would slowly fade. No one likes to put a hot face on a cold ass, not even a fool.

It's just that I didn't expect this little fool to persist for so long.

Ding Liyan looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, and the teacher chattered and reprimanded the left ear in and out of the right ear. What a nice weather, I should have slept under a tree with a book covered, instead of listening to the teacher say "If you don't study hard, you won't be able to get into a good university, and you won't be able to find a good job in the future".

Ding Liyan's absent-mindedness finally angered the dry-mouthed teacher, and he was driven out into the hallway. However, the view here is better, Ding Liyan is happy to be leisurely, and looks at the scenery outside more unscrupulously.

Until a beam of color that catches the eye more than the sun comes into view.

The ancients said that there is Yan Ruyu in the book. In Ding Liyan's eyes, the girl who was jumping up and running all the way at this time was like an elf who jumped out of a book and broke into the mortal world.

She carried the temperature of the outdoor sun, and the bow on her head swayed slightly, dancing up and down playfully. She was like a butterfly that flew into the window of Ding Liyan's heart. Ding Liyan's stupid expression was reflected in those eyes that were as dark as night, Ding Liyan was amused by his stupid appearance, and couldn't help but show a gentle smile.

Later, Ding Liyan knew that she was Qin Wangsheng's sister.

Fate is really wonderful.

Xi Murong said, how to let you meet me / In my most beautiful moment / I have been praying in front of the Buddha for 500 years / Ask the Buddha to let us tie a dusty relationship. Ding Liyan doesn't need to pray to God and worship Buddha, he wants to get close to the flower butterfly in his heart, he can save the country by curve, and first become friends with the scorpion brother of the butterfly.

Ding Liyan finally decided to take the first step, firstly, he wanted to take the initiative to show favor and make friends, and secondly... Boom.

So the question is, how do you make friends?

Ding Liyan chose the most efficient method: food delivery.

The ancients said that they ate people with a soft mouth. And the way Chinese greet them is not "the weather is very good today" or the like, the most commonly used sentence, "have you eaten", which shows the important role of "eating" in interpersonal relationships. Ding Liyan inquired in many ways, and finally chose a "gift", and waited at the door of Qin Wangsheng's classroom after school, stuffing things into his arms with a flattering face.

Qin Wangsheng opened it in front of him, and it was a large box of Dove chocolates.

At that time, the family conditions were already very good when they could eat chocolate. With such a large box of chocolates, Wang Xiaomeng's eyes immediately turned red.

"Oh my God, Brother Liyan, how do you know I like chocolate!" Wang Meng hugged Ding Liyan and kissed him hard, "Brother, you are really good to me!" ”

Kiss, turned around and grabbed the box, ate while walking, and very generously stuffed two pieces for Qin Wangsheng, "Qin peel, eat, Brother Qian will definitely pay you back, this time take the chocolate first, I have been tight recently, let me breathe a sigh of relief." Eat, don't be embarrassed, although Brother Liyan is my good buddy, my brother is your brother, eat! ”

Qin Wangsheng rolled his eyes, glanced at Ding Liyan on the side of the petrification with deep meaning, and silently stuffed back the chocolate that Wang Meng had stuffed.

Ding Liyan took out a small notebook of the plan and summarized after starting the battle:

Raiders Qin Wangsheng's favorability: 0; Skepticism: 50%.

Auxiliary Wang Meng's favorability: 100; Information feedback: Brother Liyan's chocolate is so delicious, can I bring Ferrero next time?

Chocolate Battle Plan, Failure!

The ancients also said: If you don't accumulate steps, you can't reach thousands of miles. It is naturally easy to arouse suspicion when he suddenly curries favor with Qin Wangsheng who is not related to him, and if he does not investigate for a while, he is almost self-defeating. Ding Liyan decided to increase the arc of the national salvation curve, starting with Wang Xiaomeng, penetrating into the enemy's army, and then slowly assimilating each other, and finally moisturizing things silently...

So, Ding Liyan began to find all the time to be with Wang Meng. The two went to cram school together, ate spicy tang together, played yo-yo together, and secretly climbed to the jujube tree in front of Qin Wangsheng's house together to peek at the Qin family brothers and sisters.

Wang Meng: "Why do you want to watch it secretly? I have a good relationship with Qin Papi, and I go to his house for dinner every Saturday! ”

Ding Liyan looked at Wang Xiaomeng with extremely envious eyes, and Wang Meng's classmates were full of self-confidence, and he couldn't wait to immediately adjust the time to Saturday, so that he could show how close he was to Qin Wangsheng.

"Aunt Qin's cooking is really delicious, Brother Liyan, next time I tell Qin Wangsheng, let him call you too, let's eat pork ribs together!" Wow! It's super cool to think about! ”

However, when Wang Meng really proposed it the next day, he was rejected by Qin Wangsheng.

Wang Meng: "Why! I can eat it, why can't Brother Liyan? ”

Qin Wangsheng: "Did he really come to my house to eat pork ribs?" ”

Wang Meng: "Could it be other reasons?" ”

Qin Wangsheng recalled the little yellow man with abnormal sexual orientation that his sister hid under the bed, broke out in a cold sweat, grabbed Wang Meng's little paws, and asked worriedly: "What do you two usually play?" Did he behave in a particularly strange way? ”

Wang Meng scratched his head, "If you want to say strange things, it was very strange yesterday." ”

Qin Wangsheng gasped and made up his mind before signaling Wang Meng to continue.

"He had to climb the tree with me yesterday, the date tree in front of your house. Then I kept Harazi and watched your family of four eat. I think he must be hungry for ribs, so I'm telling you about it today! ”

Qin Wangsheng: "Huh? ”

Wang Meng: "Brother Liyan's family may be very difficult, when I saw your expression when you ate pork ribs, I wish I was that pork ribs!" Forehead... It's a bit strange to say that, though. However, for the sake of him being so obsessed with the pork ribs, you can do it with you, take him! ”

Qin Wangsheng really wanted to pry open Wang Ermengzi's skull to see if it was full of water, a family that could easily get a whole box of chocolates, could be poor and couldn't afford to eat pork ribs?

However, it was purely a matter of nothing to do with Wang Meng's theory, Qin Wangsheng waved his hand, signaling that this matter would be voted on after discussion by the open crotch pants team. So after school, the proposal to eat pork ribs was put on the table.

Yu Jianguo: "Rub, Lao Tzu has never received an invitation to eat pork ribs, why can that Ding fool go?" Vote for a hairy vote and disagree! There's a Transformers movie at night, do you want to watch it? I have a ticket, it's free. ”

Ding's plan to break into the internal organization of the butterfly organization was defeated by the cartoon of the American imperialists.

When Qin Wangsheng finally figured out why Ding Liyan was shamelessly currying favor with himself and peeping on the tree every once in a while, he was so angry that he almost beat him. Qin Wangsheng simply told his sister not to go home after school, no matter how late it is, she must wait for your brother and me together!

Qin Jiaqi, who listened to his brother very much, climbed over the wall after school and came to Qin Wangsheng's teaching building, and happened to meet Ding Liyan, who got out of class early.

When Qin Fahai also made mistakes, Qin Jiaqi had long forgotten this strange senior, but the red line of fate still wound the two together, and in the bitter verbosity of Qin Wangsheng's head teacher, Qin Jiaqi intersected with Ding Dasha, who was plotting against him.

Ding Liyan tried his best to finally ask for Qin Jiaqi's mobile phone number. He hurriedly slipped away as a thief, but he didn't know that Qin Jiaqi's scorching and shining gaze behind him was reluctant.

Qin Wangsheng: "See pork?" Why do your eyes shine? ”

Qin Jiaqi: "I found a gentle and beautiful attack, brother, the quality of your high school is really good, and any one you take out is very eye-catching!" ”

Qin Wangsheng: I really should let some lustful guy look at your rotten face and see if he dares to beat you.

When Qin Wangsheng found out that Qin Jiaqi was secretly in contact with Ding Liyan, the boss of Qin, who had made up for his death, directly found Ding Liyan and explained everything with his fists. Ding Liyan couldn't beat and didn't dare to beat Qin Wangsheng, so he had to cede the land and pay compensation, promising never to cross the line.

Time is like water, and years are like songs.

Ding Liyan involuntarily went abroad with his parents, but the yearning for butterflies in his heart became more and more profound with the stacking of years. He closely follows the various social dynamics of the flower butterfly, and secretly contacts it from time to time, for fear that the other party will forget him. Finally, he learned from Qin Jiaqi that "my brother and Wang Meng are actually a couple", "Yu Wenjuan likes my brother completely because she is asking for hardship", "The founding boss must be jealous, and he must also like the second mengzi".

Ding Liyan, who felt that all obstacles had been automatically eliminated, finally decided to take a break from school and come back to chase his daughter-in-law. When he stepped on his homeland and a phone call came to Jianguo, another strange feeling arose.

"Brother, can you help me find a hotel? I'll have to live for a few days. ”

"Stay in a hairy hotel and go to my house. As long as you don't soak my sister in a proper manner, you can live until the Year of the Monkey. ”

“。。。 Brother you are so good, I love you. ”

"What the hell did you learn from the Yankees? Shut up, disgusting to death. ”

"I will definitely support your crush on the second moeko."

"Ding Dasha, do you have medical insurance in China? Want to get beaten just when you come back? ”

Ding Liyan lived in Yu Jianguo in this way, but in his own understanding, his relationship with Yu Jianguo was not very close.

Probably, this is a friend.

Ding Liyan finally saw the flower butterfly in his heart. The butterfly has grown up, and the patterns on its wings are more dazzling. Ding Liyan cautiously launched an offensive step by step, for fear of scaring away the butterfly, and for fear that the butterfly would not treat him as a flower.

Qin Jiaqi vaguely sensed Ding Liyan's feelings, but he was not very specific. Qin Jiaqi's personality is more outgoing than Qin Wangsheng, she thinks that this brother's friend is a little interesting to her, and she has a good impression of this brother's friend. The key is that Ding Liyan looks very much in line with her aesthetics, gentle and simple (I don't know how she came to the conclusion), there are not many such high-quality stocks now, while this pig has not been domesticated by others, he simply received it from his subordinates first.

So Qin Jiaqi asked Ding Liyan very bluntly: What do you mean to me?

One sentence disrupted Ding Liyan's step-by-step plan for the next two months, he wrote and deleted it with a red face, and finally couldn't help but say what he thought in his heart: You may only be a person in this orld, but for someone, you are the orld.

Qin Jiaqi watched it for a long time, and the butterfly girl who was learning to fight the five scum didn't know what it meant at all. She took her mobile phone and planned to ask her brother, but when she passed by Qin Wangsheng's door, she heard him talking to his girlfriend on the phone.

Qin Jiaqi listened to the wall for a long time, and then secretly returned to his room. She suddenly didn't want her brother to see this short sentence in English, she looked it up word by word, and vaguely seemed to understand what the person on the other side of the network wanted to say.

A kind of sneaky sweetness lived in Qin Jiaqi's heart. She began to develop a passion for learning English. No matter what happens in the future, but she hopes that next time, when Ding Liyan expresses himself euphemistically, she can understand his heart for the first time.

It wasn't until many years later that the two entered the palace of marriage as they wished. Ding Liyan hugged the butterfly he had been chasing for many years, and said to Qin Wangsheng with great emotion: "I knew that today, brother-in-law, why did you do so much useless work in the first place? ”

Qin Wangsheng snorted and did not comment.

It's all Qin Jiaqi, who has no vision, and he actually fell in love with a pseudo-scientist! Two people have one virtue, sell fake medicine!

Qin Wangsheng: If life is only as first seen, Lao Tzu will definitely shoot you to death as soon as possible!