Xiao Lingjue followed the village chief to visit door to door, and the little monk was watching, and the village chief did not dare to make a mistake.

"Knock knock! Zhao Laosi, are you at home? ”

"Who! What about it? Didn't know there were zombies out there? Come to me so late? Or in the middle of it, a rough man opened the door, revealing half of his head.

found out that it was the village chief and a little master, Zhao Laosi said a little stupidly: "Oh, isn't this the village chief?" What are you doing here? And this little master is ......"

This Zhao Laosi felt a little embarrassed, and he saw that the old village chief's face had changed.

Now he wants to hit his big mouth, what zombie is in his mouth? The old lady of the village chief has just turned into a corpse, isn't this a slap in the face? Who in the whole village doesn't know that the village chief is a dutiful son? accidentally offended others.

The old village chief said with a cold face: "This is the talisman given to you by the Taoist chief, it is only useful to hang it on the head of the bed, don't go out for anything, hum!" ”

Then the old village chief went out without looking back, and the little monk glanced at the old man Zhao, and then said comfortingly: "Donor, don't go to your heart, your village chief is just unhappy for a while, Amitabha, the poor monk still has something to do, so he will leave first." ”

"Okay, goodbye, little master." Zhao Laohui waved his hand tastelessly, and then closed the door.

The old village chief walked out quickly, the little monk chased after him, and the little monk said a little strangely: "Old village chief, why are you running so fast?" ”

The old village chief looked back at him in surprise, and then said naturally: "It's so dark, I'm still in a hurry to go home!" The family must be in a hurry, goodbye! ”

Xiao Lingjue chuckled, and then asked the village chief lightly, "But has the village chief forgotten something?" We're not done yet! ”

"What's the matter? How I don't know! Forget it, I'll go home first, and I'll have dinner at home later! Little master, do you want to go together? We are eating pork stewed vermicelli today. The old village chief pretended to be confused, and deliberately squeezed the little monk.

"Stained stains, pork stewed vermicelli, but unfortunately the poor monk really can't afford it." The little monk shook his head, and then said slowly.

"Since the master doesn't eat it, then I can't force it to stay, so I'll leave first, old man." The old village chief deliberately smiled embarrassedly at the little monk, and then turned around and prepared to leave.

"Slow, the little monk still has a question, I want to ask the donor!" Xiao Lingjue stopped the old village chief, and his tone was very kind, but it made the old village chief feel a little unhappy.

"If the little master has something to say, just say it, in order to tease the old man three times and twice, I can't be bullied?" The old village chief feigned anger.

Xiao Lingjue was not annoyed, he said calmly: "Their village chief is a well-known filial son, today the little monk seems to be too worthy of the name, I didn't expect the village chief to be such a person, it's really disappointing." ”

"Huh? Old man, I am a well-known filial son in this village, who doesn't know who here? You, a little monk, have sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, but there is something to say about my unfilial piety? The old village chief retorted, his neck flushed.

Fame is the most important thing for him, and this is absolutely not questionable.

Xiao Lingjue muttered to himself: "But in the eyes of the poor monk, the donor's mother has passed away, and even unfortunately there has been a corpse change, but the donor is still in the mood to go home and eat pork stewed vermicelli, hey, it's really in vain!" ”

"You... I've been speechless for a long time, he said that he wanted to eat pork stewed vermicelli, it turned out to be a big nonsense that the little monk deliberately made up.

The old village chief blushed with shame, and then said with some embarrassment: "I'm just joking, little master, why bother with me!" It is said that the family has the capacity to accommodate people, does the little master have it? ”

Is this saying that I don't have enough room for people? Xiao Lingjue sneered in his heart, a foolish and filial person like you who harms people's lives is simply blinded by lard!

Xiao Lingjue said in a deep voice: "Not only does it have the capacity to accommodate people, but it also has a heart to transform the world, but the poor monk doesn't understand, how can there be so many wicked people in this world, aren't they afraid of going to hell?" ”

The old village chief smiled: "I don't care if others don't go to hell, a filial person like me, it is estimated that Lord Yan will also open the net!" ”

Xiao Lingjue glared angrily and shouted, "Hmph! People like you, who only deserve to go to hell, have made a big mistake and still haven't woken up? When? ”

The little monk's words were like a big hammer, striking on the heart of the old village chief, and the old village chief sneered: "What does the little master mean? Is it bullying me a bad old man? Are you cultivators so domineering? ”

The old village chief was sure that the little monk would not dare to hurt himself, because this little monk was a member of Buddhism and paid attention to not killing, so he naturally had a little more courage and dared to speak loudly in front of this kind of cultivator.

Xiao Lingjue pinched his fingers and said, "If I'm not mistaken!" Now there are at least three runes in your hand that have not been sent, which means that at least three innocent villagers will be attacked by zombies, do you have a good conscience? ”

The village chief's face was shocked, and then he roared angrily: "You are talking nonsense, I obviously sent out all the talismans and seals given to me by the little road chief, why did you pour dirty water on me, a bad old man?" Aren't you monks particular about not lying? ”

Xiao Lingjue sighed lightly, it seems that this old village chief is really stubborn and unknown, it seems that he can only use the Seven Sins Linglong Pagoda to make him enlightened.

"Seven Sins Exquisite Tower, out!!"

The old village chief suddenly felt in a trance, and then fell into a coma, and when he woke up, he found that he had returned to his childhood.

In front of a butcher stand, the old butcher was still toiling to chop pork.

I looked at the saliva from the fat and oily pork, and touched my body without a penny, but there was always a strange voice in my head that tempted me, go, steal it, steal it, and you will be able to eat delicious pork!

Then he took advantage of the pig butcher's inattention, secretly took a piece of meat and was about to turn around and run, but before he could run a dozen or twenty meters, a pair of big hands lifted himself.

The old village chief looked back and saw that it was an extremely vicious face, at that moment, the old village chief was afraid, he shrank into a ball with a slight tremble, and did not dare to look directly at the old butcher.

The old butcher asked angrily, "You little fellow, what are you doing stealing my flesh?" Tell your family to come and lose money. ”

The old village chief cried and said in fear: "I didn't mean to, please let me go!" I still have an old mother in bed! I just wanted to make her a bowl of broth to steal it......"

The old butcher raised his palm, to the old village chief's surprise, the old butcher not only did not beat him, but threw him a piece of pork, and said lightly: "This child is so filial, then I will forgive you this time, and I will not take it as an example."

Filial... There is meat to eat... The old village chief is stupid...