After Sun Hui studied the routines of chasing women in major romances, he came to a conclusion: It's all!

If there is a skill in chasing women, then how can the Marxist "teach according to aptitude, adapt measures to local conditions, and analyze specific problems"! Isn't there a saying that a woman is a book that needs a man to turn over for a lifetime, and a woman like Yu Wenjuan can never be a magazine like "men's clothing", it is a Chinese dictionary!

Flip through the pages? I don't understand it at all.

In order to study the depth of his feelings for Wen Juan, Sun Hui made the following attempts:

First, don't answer the call from Shenkeng. However, Shenkeng apprentices generally text or rarely call. Sun Hui waited for three days and didn't receive one, so he had to take the initiative to call.

"Oral-kun! You didn't even call me! Respect for teachers and don't understand it! What's more, yesterday was Christmas! ”

"Oh, you like Christmas? I know, I'll call you next year on Christmas Eve. ”

Sun Niu dung hung up the phone with a red face, flipped out the calendar and began to count, and it was Christmas Eve of the coming year. . . Stumble! There are still more than 300 days!

It seems that refusing to answer the call, Sun Niudung really "can't do it for concubines".

Second, deliberately snubbed oral Jun at the start of the broadcast! This is very difficult for Sun Hui to achieve, the main pressure comes from two parties, not to mention that fans strongly demand official cp interaction, that is, Sun Niudung himself can't help but care about the situation in Shenkeng, the small map switches back and forth is dizzy, and the fans in the live broadcast room have risen up one after another.

- Taibai Oba, if you can't rest assured that the Lord of Gold will be able to follow her all the way! We also love to watch Lord Jin, you can do well, don't cut the screen back and forth, I'm going to vomit!

As a result, the indifferent strategy failed, and Sun Niudung couldn't control him at all to "remember a few".

Third, simply rank without oral play! Forehead... It's uncomfortable to think about this, not to mention, the key is that the oral jun is not only his apprentice, but also his gold master! He was supported with a lot of money, alas, he was short of hands, and it was not easy to work in the industry.

Fourth... It's still four farts, it's all like this, and you still deceive yourself and say that it's a "pure master-apprentice relationship"!

But who is Sun cow dung, it is not an ordinary cow dung, but cow dung that has been dried for at least half a year and is covered with green hats! Then it's better to test it again!

So he found a psychological test on the Internet, "Test the He/She in Your Heart", yes, 10 points; No, remember 0.

Question 1: Do you think of him/her and feel very happy? Yes and no.

Question 2: When you see some objects, you can't help but think of him/her? Yes and no.

Question 3: Do you think you are happier with her and forget all your worries and sorrows? Yes and no.

。。。。。。

Sun Hui took the pen and the notebook seriously, and recorded them one by one, question one, two, three, yes, yes... The last statistic, okay 110! Hey? What do you say about ten questions with 10 points, oh, there is an additional question at the end, asking if you have ever had a dream with him/her OOXX, Sun Niu Dung blushed and wrote yes, an extra 10 points.

Final comment of the mental test: Congratulations, this is your golden and jade relationship, hurry up and launch an attack and pursue him/her in your heart! Good luck!

The last four words deeply pierced Sun Niudung's eyes - it pierced Lao Tie's heart, and it really takes courage to conquer this mountain.

Wei Kun was deeply worried about Sun Hui's IQ, and secretly asked for this set of links to the mental test, based on someone, and after doing it, he was so scared that he lost sleep for a night.

Sun Hui finally started chasing people in actual combat, in view of the failed experience of chasing Zhao Meiren, he felt that men still had to go straight to the point, so it was better to confess directly. So he secretly sent text messages to hint at Yu Wenjuan, and even sourly found a few poems by Mu Rong to send Qiubo.

How can I make you meet me / In my most beautiful moment / I have been praying before the Buddha for 500 years / Ask the Buddha to let us have a relationship with the earth.

Yu Wenjuan couldn't turn on the ringtone often for work, so she prepared two mobile phones, one for work and the other for family and friends. When Sun was tired of sending a text message, Yu Jianguo was the first to see it, because Yu Wenjuan was still in love in those days, and her private mobile phone was left at home.

Although Yu Jianguo is a soldier oil, he is definitely a soldier with ink in his stomach. Although he doesn't like this kind of girly poetry, he definitely understands it. Boss Yu snorted twice, asked Qin Wangsheng for help as soon as possible, and wrote a hacker applet and inserted it in Wen Juan's mobile phone, and he cut off all the text messages sent by Sun Niudung!

- Sample, want to soak my sister? Soak your sister!

So, Sun Hui's love poems for three days were all read by Yu Jianguo, what "If I love you, not Lingxiao flowers and not birds, just a kapok plant in front of you", what "watching the scenery people upstairs to see you decorate other people's dreams", and in the end, Sun Niud's stomach ran out of ink, and he began Baidu lyrics.

"The brightest star in the night sky, please guide me closer to you. You are like that fire, the flame warms me. ”

Finally, Yu Jianguo couldn't stand this guy's stickiness, replied with a "stupid", and identified himself, telling Sun Niudung to wait, and he would go over and beat people this Friday.

Scared that someone Sun disappeared so far, Yu Jianguo touched his chin, maybe this trick really worked? pinched the love poems sent by the cow dung before, and sent them to Wei Kun.

Wei Kun looked at the love poem that was dedicated to Sun Idiot a few days ago, and actually bent it back, and he didn't eat for a disgusting day.

"Hui'er, forget this trick, it's not that I don't know, it's really disgusting to watch."

"Of course you are a man, of course you feel disgusting, my apprentice is a woman, don't all women like this kind of thing? I sent it to my mother for the experiment, and my mother was so moved that she immediately called for living expenses, and she insisted on paying an extra 500 yuan. ”

Wei Kun was so angry that he dragged it over to make a drawing homework, Sun Niu dung, you are so cheating will go to heaven, don't copy my homework! Then he turned around and went to the library.

Sun Hui offended the sissy somewhere, and called his mother to complain, "Mom! I haven't asked you for living expenses for a long time, I told you that I am now working on my own to earn money, and I can afford to pay for tuition, so you can keep it and buy clothes! ”

Mother Sun countered and said: "Who told you that I gave you money as living expenses, and the beauty will not kill you!" I heard that you have a special price for down jackets there, help me bring one back, and I'll send you the model in a moment! You keep the extra money yourself, it's not enough for you to fill it for me! ”

Sun Hui: I picked it up in the trash, right? Or the suburban kind!

In short, on this Friday, the Yu brothers and sisters got on the train and traveled thousands of miles to other places, and after getting off the high-speed rail in the cold wind, they bought two very distracting greeting gifts at the train station.

Brother Yu bought gloves, and Sister Yu bought a scarf.

Moreover, both pieces are green.

Sun Hui and Wei Kun were taking public classes, and the Yu family siblings were wandering around the campus at will.

"It's a great feeling to be back on campus." Yu Jianguo whistled at the little girl who passed by, and was so frightened that people tied their necks and strode away.

"Brother, aren't you in graduate school? I haven't graduated yet. ”

"You know, I've always been in a military school, it's the same as this kind of normal university."

"Don't say that the military school is like a perverted concentration camp," a familiar voice came from behind him, "you're here too?" ”

As soon as the Yu brothers and sisters turned around, they turned out to be Zhao Tongqian and Qin Wangsheng.

"You don't go to work?"

"Take a leave of absence." Zhao Tongqian smiled and waved hello to the two, "I happened to know that my male girlfriend had a birthday today, it happened to be Friday, I took a leave to come over as a tourist, and it happened that everyone went back together in the evening to participate in tomorrow's semifinals." ”

Although Yu Wenjuan gradually let go of her old love for Qin Wangsheng, she still had some rejection of Zhao Tongqian, the real girlfriend. She lowered her head and did not speak, reducing her sense of presence.

"You're both here, so the second cute...

A lump of snow fell overhead, and Wang Meng, who climbed to the top of the tree at some point, shouted to the people under the tree: "I caught this squirrel!" I got him! ”

The old man in the communication room not far away chased him out with a cane, "That student! Whoever allowed you to climb the tree! How many student numbers! Give me down! ”

All:......

Liu Huanhuan jumped under the tree: "Don't fall, hurry up and give the old lady down!" broke the roots of his children and grandchildren, and beat him for a lifetime! ”

Old Gatekeeper: 。。。。。。

The squirrel who was accidentally injured and trapped on the branch trembled: the slave family will never come out to look for pine seeds in the winter anymore, and the slave family really wants to go back to the nest for the winter!

When Wei Kun brought a few people out from the instructor, he was really angry.

Wang Meng, who consciously took the blame, sent the cute little squirrel up to confess, "Do you have a veterinarian here?" It looks like the leg is broken. ”

So, everyone looked for a clinic again, and the doctor who had seen a lifetime of illness carefully helped the little squirrel tie an ice cream stick to fix the bones, and Wang Meng, who had eaten a belly of ice cream in winter, was coquettish to Liu Huanhuan, "Da Huanzi, I feel the pain of my stomach, I won't have menstrual cramps." ”

Liu Huanhuan rolled her eyes and did not comment.

The little squirrel was sent back to the bedroom by Wei Kun to settle down, and before its legs were completely healed, it would be better to live in the courtyard for a while. Sun Hui kindly provided a sorting box, and opened a pillow and used cotton to block it from the cold.

In order to celebrate Wei Kun's birthday, Yu Jianguo booked a local restaurant in advance and ordered a three-story birthday cake.

Wei Kun secretly stabbed Sun Hui: Learn from others, if you have this kind of technology, you can't take it down.

Sun Hui's old god stabbed Wei Kun on the ground: So, you have already been taken down?

Wei Kun hated that iron could not become steel, so he stepped on him hard.

sang a birthday song, ate a big cake, and sent gifts to good friends who came to celebrate their birthdays.

Zhao Tongqian sent a large bottle of mask, this brand Wei Kunxiao thought about it for a long time, but unfortunately it has always been too expensive, and he was so excited at this time that he couldn't calm down after holding Zhao Tongqian for a long time.

Qin Wangsheng silently pulled away the two of them and gave them a complete set of hand-drawn special tools.

Liu Huanhuan sent a set of down jackets, this royal blue with the most popular style of the season, it simply poked Wei Kun's heart, he turned around to hug Liu Huanhuan, Wang Meng spontaneously topped it, and gave a friendly gift, and sent a pair of gray and white basketball shoes of his choice.

Yu Wenjuan put a completely distracting green scarf directly around Wei Kun's neck, and helped the elder brother force the birthday protagonist to put on green gloves, and the brother and sister even complained that the blue and white of other people's choices did not match, such a set felt weird.

Yu Jianguo: It's worthy of a team, we didn't even choose to repeat! Cooperate tacitly.

Yu Wenjuan: Brother Kun, I don't need you to hug or kiss you, this scarf was bought at the station, I really don't know what you like, otherwise I'll give you half of Sun Hui's salary, what's the matter.

Wei Kun: If these brothers and sisters are not angry, I won't give up! Still with me! Roll the calves and go!

Sun Niudung, the only one who didn't prepare a gift, was embarrassed, in order to cover up his own picking, he immediately changed the topic, licked his face and sat among the Yu brothers and sisters, thinking that everyone was watching, and the boss Yu should not be rude, and took this opportunity to secretly get together with the little apprentice, even if there was no intimate contact, he would sneak a hand or something.

The first suggestion of Sun Hui, who has a ghost in his heart, is it better to play a game before eating?

But there are only eight people in total, and there are still two people left to open a room to fight. Several people discussed and called two foreign aids. One is the well-known big cousin, the cousin is busy with business, but he said that he could spare an hour to celebrate Kun'er's birthday. The other is Ding Liyan, who was left alone at home, this guy has been very interested in pesticides since he watched Sun Hui's live broadcast, and he decisively got off an app and enjoyed himself every day.

The ten-person room is opened, and everyone chooses a hero!

Red side: Zhong Kui (Ding Liyan), Lu Ban (Yu Wenjuan), Bodhidharma (Yu Jianguo), Baili Shoujo (Wei Kun), Nuwa (Sun Hui).

Blue side: Hua Mulan (Zhao Tongqian), Angela (Qin Wangsheng), Cheng Yanjin (Liu Huanhuan), Sun Wukong (Wang Meng), Yu Ji (big cousin).

Several people each put on headphones, saying that they would never eavesdrop on each other's tactics, and jumped into the spring water from the Buddha's hands, ready to go.

Hit the road! Mulan vs. Zhong Kui! Mid lane! Nuwa and Angela are "rivals in love" when they meet, and they are very blushing! Get off the road! Lu Ban fought against Yu Ji, a short-legged elementary school student, and a dressed eighteen prohibitions, and the fight was in full swing! In the wild area, Bodhidharma first did things in the blue red buff area, Sun Wukong and Cheng Yanjin came to carry it at the same time, and kept the appointment for 100 miles with a shot in the air, properly grabbed the red, and turned around and left.

Big cousin: Luban is bloody! Blood! Here comes the monkeys! If you scrape the stick, you die!

Wang Meng said that he received it, and he would come to fight if he gave up the lizard!

My cousin was so loud that I could hear it through the headphones! Sun Hui had already stared at his apprentice, crossing thousands of miles, rising underground, two yellow walls blocked the monkey, and a cross crossed off half of his blood! Lu Ban, who was running home desperately, turned around on the spot, fired five shots in a row, and then another shot, and the monkey fell to the ground in his cousin's loud shout of "I'm coming".

Wang Meng: Watt! Something happened! It seems that there was a piece of covering my pupils just now, and I was actually killed by two residual blood!

Qin Wangsheng gave an order, his cousin's chest trembled, and he turned around to come to the middle, when Nuwa returned to the Qing soldiers to protect the tower, Yu Ji was in the middle of a spear, and she died so much that Sun Hui screamed!

Sun Hui: It's so insidious! How can you do this to me! They just came out of the ground! I haven't wiped the mud off my head!

On the other side, Cheng Yanjin and Baili Shouyue were very friendly to the rhythm of you stealing my blue, I beat your red, you stealing my lizard, and I beat your wild birds, and the two had a friendly meeting with each other when passing by the tyrant's water blister, and even each threw a skill at the tyrant, in order to show the meaning of "good neighborliness and friendship, each has its own world".

It's just that Baili Shoujo put a vision device in the grass behind the tyrant, and Cheng Biting Jin sat on the tyrant's ass, which really caused the tyrant to be dissatisfied with this macho man, and howled and attacked. Cheng Yanjin thought to himself, "Dead loach, isn't Lao Tzu afraid that you won't make it", so he started fighting.

When the monkey saw his daughter-in-law catching a fish, he hurried over to support, and the two of them beat the tyrant all over the ground to find teeth, and at the last second, a bullet pierced through the clouds, and a hundred miles of leaves did not touch his body. The two of them fought for a long time, and were taken away by a shot of the Shou Covenant who walked by, and they were so angry that they tore up the peace treaty on the spot and came to arrest them together!

On the road, Hua Mulan reflexively pushed Zhong Kui out of the tower, but Zhong Kui, who was thick-skinned and durable, was not afraid at all, he came to a radish squatting on the spot, and then made up for the star absorption Dafa, Hua Mulan had to run away, Zhong Kui followed her unhurriedly, the speed of the two was about the same, how far you run, how much I chase, and finally before Hua Mulan was about to return to the tower, Zhong Kui leisurely stretched out the hook, only once, Hua Mulan screamed sadly, "Cat car, say down, fall... Lie on the ground.

"Damn!" Zhao Tongqian was so angry that she jumped three feet high! "Who is this guy! Just killing me will be super-god! This hook is too accurate. ”

Ding Liyan's loud voice is completely comparable to that of his eldest cousin: "Little cutie!" It's me! I'm the punk guy of the day! Mulan turned out to be you, brother changed the line, brother doesn't beat you cutie! ”

Qin Wangsheng: "Ding Liyan, middle lane." ”

Sun Hui: "Boy, who do you look down on!" We haven't decided yet! ”

Yu Wenjuan: "Master help." Yu Ji killed me. ”

Yu Jianguo: "Why are your family fighting and killing, cousin, come here, let's play a trick." ”

Liu Huanhuan: "Go die, Baili!" Today next year will be your death day! ”

Wang Meng: "I'm already broken, he can't run away!" Hahahahaha! ”

Wei Kun: "Too young, too simple, sometimes native." The Jedi counter-killed Cheng Biting Jin and took away Sun Monkey with one shot.

Big Cousin: I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! Zhong Kui is dead! You're dead! Hundreds of miles, hundreds of miles! I see a hundred miles of blood! Pretty! Kill him! Bodhidharma in the grass! That's it, that's it! I withdraw, I withdraw, I withdraw! Angela, you resist! I'll be back!

In the hot private room, a group of people are happily playing games and enjoying the warm time of winter.