Chapter 31 Although the famous flower has a master, I will loosen the soil!
Zhao Tongqian happily boarded the game and found that the system asked to update the installation package. That's when I remembered that a new season had begun. Zhao Tongqian was speechless when she looked at the snail-like progress bar, and the dense introduction of the new season on the update window didn't bother to look at it at all, so she simply dropped her phone and updated it by herself to watch the gossip of the stars.
Since Sun Hui heard the story of "How Shameless Angela deceived Simple Mulan", Sen Sendi regretted that he was too late. But he didn't care much about the fans of the trumpet live broadcast, especially Zhao Tongqian, who never brushed gifts. If it weren't for the photos provided by Dai Da Storm and Wei Kun, maybe Sun Hui would not have fallen into Zhao Meiren's pit at all.
- There was once a loyal fan lurking in my live broadcast room, I didn't find out, I didn't know her preciousness until she fell in love, if God gave me another chance, I would say three words to her, add (dai) good (ni) friend (fei)! If I had to add a statute of limitations to these words, I would like it to be, immediately, immediately, immediately! By Sun Hui
Sun Hui then heard that Zhao Meiren was still in a relationship with the criminals, you and me, and he was even more angry.
- What? I know that I have been cheated and I still keep handing it in! This kind of man is obviously ill-intentioned and plotting against him, in order to protect himself, of course, he must decisively black! Zhao Meiren's brain show is funny, right? His broken technique can still take you to the sky, how can you get rid of it properly!
- Nani? They even gave each other gifts?! are also netizens, and they have never met, why should he ask you for an address, you will give it, and keep all kinds of precautions secret from me! What is this not differential treatment? How do you know that he must be more handsome than me! (Wei Kun intruded: I can prove it.) It doesn't count, our personality is charming, and we dump him with three sets of legendary skins!
- I'm a big deal! And send flowers?! What the hell is wrong with women now?! Do they all like this way of contact in the clouds? Do they all prefer beautiful and high-looking cream students? Do they all superficially think that true love can be found in the game? Online dating doesn't end well! Whisper!
Sun Hui was convinced that Zhao Meiren was not the above-mentioned "woman", so he decided to loosen the soil for this flower, so as to prevent her from taking root and blossoming in other cow dung. He studied all kinds of dog blood countermeasures for a morning, and finally decided to give her a set of dragon hunting skins first and try it~
As soon as Zhao Tongqian finished updating the game, she received a new set of Mulan skins. She was a little stunned for a while, and then looked at the presenter, it turned out to be a carrot. Leave a message on Q to ask.
Looking for something: I didn't participate in your sweepstakes, why give me skins?
Rampage Carrot: We're friends too, and I'll give you a gift for the new season, like a good wish. Good luck in the new season!
Looking for something: It's not me, carrots never say such things. Liars, right? Your routine is quite deep, let me tell you that you miscalculated, I will not "lend money" to you because of "friendship"!
Rampaging Carrots: γγγγγγ
To put it mildly, Zhao Tongqian finally believed that "it was me", and counted him down very unromantically.
Looking for something: It's not easy for you to make some money in live broadcasting, isn't it good to give back to those who swiped gifts? Why do you want to give me skins when I never give gifts? Also, isn't it cost-effective for you to spend money to give someone a virtual dress to wear, I know you mean well, but don't do it in the future. That's good, I'll help you cash out how much the skin is, what hero skin do you want? Sister buys it for you!
Sun Hui: Does this girl have a bag? I'm just giving you a skin, why is there so much nonsense!
Runaway carrots: Open black and black, I don't want to make a debut in the new season! Let you Mulan, put on a dragon hunting costume and get in the car!
So, the two disagreed and set off on the spot.
Zhao Tongqian still unswervingly chose Mulan, Sun Hui thought about it and chose Ake.
At the beginning of the battle, Mulan wore her new clothes and went straight to the road heroically, she hid in the grass and waited patiently.
Zhao Tongqian is now well versed in the essence of Mulan, a tumbling out of the grass, and the continuous attack caught Bai Qi off guard, and silently leveled A to knock off this piece of meat... A third of the blood? Can't move?! Seeing that something was wrong, Mulan rolled and retreated again, throwing out the grappling hook in white, Zhao Tongqian hurriedly broke out in a cold sweat and moved sideways!
However, this white rise may be glaucoma and cataracts, and the hook itself is still off, coupled with Mulan's dodge, which did not cause any bloodshed on the road.
Zhao Tongqian was a little confused, logically speaking, in the past, this Bai Qi would lose at least half a tube of blood even if he didn't die, but now? Her sneak attack bleed faster than being beaten, this is not scientific!
Looking at Bai Qi's equipment, this guy bought a shoe, bought a handful... Cast iron? An attack suit that a tank bought first?! Even if that's good, but the guy who has no defensive outfit at all can't beat the blood?
What the hell is this? Zhao Tongqian did not give up, and after returning to the city to replenish her blood, she continued to fight against Bai Qi! However, this time Bai Qi was not fighting alone, the enemy came with a hero with a tail, and Zhao Tongqian had never seen it.
This character looks really cute! Silver-white hair, wearing a red cloak, with a gun in his hand, crouched on the ground, as if aiming and shooting!
Of course it's not like, Baili Shoujo raised his field of vision, hit Mulan with one shot, and knocked out half of the blood of General Hua, who was still "studying new characters"!
Heroes of God! The range is so far! The damage is so high!
Zhao Tongqian was stunned for a second, turned around and ran under the tower, but the bullet was still inserted from outside the field of vision, although it didn't hit this time, but Zhao Tongqian was so scared that she didn't even dare to stay at the bottom of the tower, and ran all the way home.
Rampaging carrot: "Mulan, what are you running!" Let's catch a hundred miles! β
Looking for something: "This character is called Baili?" I haven't seen it in the countryside, and I'm about to be killed by him! Afraid! β
Rampaging carrot: "The character that just came out, I'll go, this skin is okay, it's very good-looking, I want to buy it too." Ah Ke approached in stealth, Baili seemed to have a premonition, a bounce dodged, and ran back without looking back.
Hua Mulan rushed to the road again, and the line of troops was cleared by Ake, and she was afraid of the hundred miles and didn't dare to go to the wilderness, so she simply squatted on the side of the river to fight river crabs.
Rampage Carrot: "The new season nerfs a whole bunch of heroes, oh, and Mulan is among them." β
Find something: "Nani! Why! β
The rampaging carrot: "Oh, what's the reason, the official is the mother, you can beat any baby you want, compared to Miyamoto, who has been weakened, Mulan is nothing." Anyway, she was redone before. β
Looking for something: "I said why can't I hit anyone!" Why move my Mulan! β
The rampaging carrot: "You can pull it down, the crisp play is not official, just like Li Bai, after the change, a lot of bad operations are forced to retreat, but if it is in the hands of a master, it is not the same show." (It's like my tuba, a master!) οΌ
Looking for something: "I'll only be Mulan, hehe." Hit me again, I'll play you believe it or not! β
Sun Hui got carried away for a while, and made the same old mistakes, he repeatedly warned himself: "I'm not here to play games", "The focus is on women", "The point is that there is a wood", etc., and praised Zhao Tongqian's operation against his will.
Rampaging carrot: "Actually, your operation is already very good, of course it is much worse than me... But it's good among the passers-by, really, you see, it's silent! Awesome, awesome, him, heavy sword! Cut, awesome! Look at this operation, this slip... β
System: [Miyamoto] killed [Mulan]
γMiyamotoγDouble Kill.
In the wave of team battles just now, Mulan had successfully silenced Bai Qi and pushed it towards the defense tower, and then opened the heavy sword, and Bai Qi, who had no ability to resist, could only sit and wait for "Liangliang"!
[Mulan]: Just say goodbye when we meet!
However, Baili Shou, who was hiding in the grass, hit Mulan with one shot, and then Miyamoto Musashi, who came, instantly deducted the ultimate move to Mulan, who had the lowest HP, and with a click, took down the head!
[Miyamoto Musashi]: Invincible, I'm lost again.
Looking for something: "!" You're poisonous, shut up, I'm cold! β
Rampaging carrot: "Brother avenges you!" Wow, yes, yes! β
The ghostly figure of Ake approached Miyamoto, and the wild man with a scruffy beard stabbed back with a knife, hitting Ake's chrysanthemum!
Rampaging carrots: "I'll rub!" There is no one to predict this! β
Ake attacks left and right, and crits around the back! Miyamoto's continuous basic attack, the damage is off the charts! In the blink of an eye, both blood remained! It's up to who's faster to attack, and who's going to cut down the deadly slash first!
A big man Arthur suddenly came out of the grass, followed by a small yellow, orange and orange ball behind him, and Bobo Bobo flicked it three times, not only stunned Big Arthur, but also completely ended Ake's life.
Miyamoto excitedly opened the CD just the right move, and the remnants of blood accepted Arthur's head - phew, only 40 yuan, garbage.
Looking for something: "Hahahahaha, don't talk, let me laugh for a while." β
Rampaging Carrot: "Pig teammate, Arthur!" Are you a tease sent by the enemy?! What are you doing here! And run with the ball! Miyamoto, you're done, poke me ass! I'll let you have an anal fissure later! β
As soon as Wei Kun returned to the dormitory, he heard such vulgar words, and his slender eyebrows narrowed, "What are you doing, do you have any quality, have you ever read a book!" β
Zhao Tongqian heard this familiar voice, and said strangely: "Male girlfriend? β
Sun Hui was instantly frightened into a cold sweat! He never told Zhao Tongqian about his relationship with Wei Kun, and even pretended not to know her name, and kept calling her "Mulan"!
Oh my God, the present world! Yesterday I was still cursing that "criminal" for deceiving people and not ending well, so soon it will be my turn! Sun Hui already thought of Zhao Tongqian hysterically crying and shouting "Pian Paper" while dragging him to the blacklist!
I'm going to die!
Wei Kun looked at Sun Hui with a dead face for a moment, and snorted disdainfully, "Zhao Tongqian? This tone, this calmness, is completely as if "just" discovered all this!
"It's really you, boyfriend!"
"Why are you going to be with him?"
"I'm a fan of his live broadcast!"
"Ape dung," Wei Kun leaned closer to Sun Hui's computer, "I'm his roommate." β
"Wow, global village! Everywhere you go, you're a neighbor! β
Bathed in Sun Hui's admiration, gratitude, excitement, and glad gaze, Wei Kun pressed his head and looked at the phone, "You have hung up." β
"Miyamoto!" Sun Hui's throat jumped up, "Secretly poke my chrysanthemum again!" You're finished! You're already a dead man, I tell you, until I'm resurrected! You're dead! Litter! β
Zhao Tongqian: "Hahahahaha, don't talk, let me laugh for a while." β
Although Sun Hui still poked Miyamoto's chrysanthemum in the end, Zhao Tongqian kept laughing and didn't listen. Sun Niudung, who once again showed the failure of male hormones, plunged into the bed in great frustration.
"Isn't it a good fight? He died twice, and both were killed by Miyamoto. Wei Kun kicked a lump of quilts, "Didn't you also take revenge?" β
"My love! My beauty! My future child's mother! Sun Niudung found that Zhao Huahua might not really be able to insert it on his head, and he was extremely sad and angry.
"Who said online dating didn't end well yesterday?" Wei Kun snorted twice, "Didn't you just look at the photo and chase after the girl if she thought she was good-looking?" What you can't get is always in turmoil. The class flower in the next class said that she liked you, so you go find a closer mountain to climb! β
"You know what! I just like this kind of short-haired, cute girl! Sun Hui showed the photo on the screensaver of his mobile phone, "It's exactly to my taste!" And this kind of girl with a big heart, honey cute! β
"Then you can let it go completely." Wei Kun flipped out the photo album on his phone, which contained a group photo of the Earth Superman team meeting for the first time, "She has long hair now." β
Sun Hui snatched the phone and looked carefully at Zhao Meiren, who was obviously still angry in the photo. In the photo, the white T-shirt takes advantage of her face to be particularly pink, and the small ball head is full of green and innocent hair.
Sun Hui snorted violently, pursed his mouth, and cried, "It's over, I like it better!" O God! O earth! How can a woman who is several years older than me look so cute! Such a mouthful! β
Wei Kun kicked him back into the bed: Die, die, die!
On the other side, although Zhao Tongqian, who is very "mouth-resistant", won a game of qualifying, a deep sense of crisis came to her face. Mulan was weakened, and she felt very uncomfortable to use. She deliberately went to check on the Internet, not only the flying effect of the heavy sword was weakened, the slowing effect of the light sword was weakened, and even the damage of ordinary attacks was weakened!
Magnolia! My poor Mulan! Could it be that ... I'm going to drop another paragraph!
Looking for something: apprentice, what to do, Mulan is weakened! (Crying)
Qin II: Do you like the flowers that were sent to you?
Looking for something: Oh flowers, you sent too much, and the company has no place to put it. I had to take it home urgently at noon. (embarrassing)
Qin II: Oh, then I'll give you another vase. (laughs)
Looking for something: That's not the point, I said, Mulan has been weakened! (Crying)
Qin II: Do you prefer transparent glass or pottery? Straight or horned?
Find something: Manual bye-bye. (Landmines)
Qin Wangsheng took out the "Ultimate Little Notes on Falling in Love" and checked them one by one, and found a record of a certain episode in the idol drama: the male protagonist gave the female protagonist a chocolate made by herself, and successfully captured the heart, and the two of them made a first call.
Qin Wangsheng: And this kind of operation? Well... Yes, then I'll make a vase and give it to her!
So Baidu pottery handmade DIY store in the same city began to call to make an appointment.
ββββββββI am the dividing line of the pin~soul~ββββββββ
One day, Sun Hui and Wei Kun were chatting in the bedroom.
Sissy Pao'er: I heard that Angela pretended to be a woman at the beginning to hook up with your beauty, Zhao Mei's heart is so big, I didn't find out! The two exchanged mobile phone numbers, but they didn't pass the sound!
Sun Niu Dung: I'm a big wipe!
Sissy Pao'er: I heard that the bear that Angela gave to Zhao Meiren and the bear that Zhao Meiren gave to Angela are a couple, but the two of them bought it at different times and in the same place, this is ape dung!
Sun Niu Dung: He's meowing, this store must only sell this kind of doll!
Sissy Pao'er: Emma, I also heard that Angela gave Zhao Meiren a large bouquet of roses, nine hundred and ninety-nine! Here is a poem: Ah, why do I always have tears in my eyes...
Sun Niu Dung: This guy is a proper lewd man! Send roses! Why don't you send white chrysanthemums!
The poem continues: Because I love this flower deeply!
Sun Niudung threw a slipper onto the pointed chin of the sissy: Where did you know so much about it?
Wei Kun kicked off his network cable, and silently closed the chat window with "Have you seen it": How is your sparring partner?
As soon as Sun Niudung heard this, he didn't plug in the network cable anymore, and turned off the phone directly: Can you still chat, can't you say something happy!
A text message rang, and the sender's "deepest pit": online, overtime canceled.
Sun Hui roared, silently plugged in the network cable, and restarted the machine.