Chapter 49: To tell the truth, he's really not a cheat
On the day of the quarterfinals, the Earth Superman team collectively wore a custom-made three-bar sweater, black pants, and a small schoolbag on their backs, and lined up in the waiting area menacingly.
A united team must first have a united attire. Wang Meng specially ordered this suit on Taobao, and asked the seller to embroider the initials of each person's name on the back... Well, but there was a little accident halfway, the seller thought that Wang Meng and they were going to play "tearing off the brand", so behind the clothes sent over, there was a huge white blank sticker, and a bunch of different sizes, easy to tear and sticky cloth name tags.
Seller's intimate postscript tips: This sweater contains 70% Australian wool, please don't use too much force when tearing the brand, once it is torn within seven days, the store will not return.
Wang Meng: I'll tear your lungs! Bad reviews don't explain!
Liu Huanhuan and Zhao Tongqian removed the stitches at home overnight, and finally removed the white stickers sewn stupidly on the back, got up early and ironed for more than half an hour, and finally took care of these uniforms, Zhao Tongqian hung Wei Kun's uniforms alone and sent them to Yu Jianguo.
In short, the Earth Superman team is wearing new clothes, and from a distance, it really looks like that, especially compared to their opponents, the five strong men named "Invincible", their momentum is obviously superior.
Of course, Liu Huanhuan insisted that it was his height and appearance that were so far away from the other party eighteen streets.
After the previous group was over, it was finally their turn. The two sides shook hands with each other before the game, competed in secret, sat down separately, and put on headphones. The invincible five big men, with fierce faces, rubbed their hands together, looked at the opposite side with a brush, planning to come to a wave of "eye killing". And the Earth Superman team is boxing around to decide who will sit on the cold bench in this game. In the end, Zhao Tongqian was honorably selected, ran to the audience dejectedly, and waited with his arms crossed.
The invincible team gave all the intimidation to the blind man, put on the headphones stupidly, and the game finally began.
The two sides selected the characters and finally entered the official confrontation! The five members of the Red Team of Earth Superman are: Zhang Fei, Nuwa, Cheng Yanjin, Miyamoto Musashi and Yu Ji; The invincible team Blue Fang is selected: Donghuang Taiyi, Shiranui Wu, Ah Ke, Hua Mulan and Li Yuanfang!
At the beginning of the battle, the blue side wants to do something first! Li Yuanfang, a hero, must take on the heavy responsibility of leading the rhythm in the early stage, otherwise his arms are too short in the later stage, and it will be difficult to give full play to his advantages. So Yuan Fang took the lead and went straight to the wild area of the red side, escorted by the Eastern Emperor, intending to show off his skills.
The eldest cousin's Yu Ji never wants to be red, and the red side Miyamoto is a jungler in this game, but he chooses his own blue father, so the red father is unguarded here. Li Yuanfang found that the other party really started the game in his own right! These honest children! Yuan Fang's father teaches him to be a man!
Li Yuanfang was not relentless, and directly accepted the red father, and the Eastern Emperor gave full play to the powerful advantage of level 1 and began to help Yuanfang collect other wild monsters. After a circle of wild monsters in the red zone was collected, the two of them only felt that the victory was in hand, these people on the red side were all good boys, and they even had a good look at the jungler, and the Miyamoto who passed by just now actually looked at Yuan Fang and left?! It's really mentally retarded and distressing.
However, when Brother Yuan Fang rolled and planned to go home to play blue, a beam of red light struck, and Yu Ji shot from a distance across the wall, stuck in the blind spot of Yuan Fang's vision, and then Miyamoto Musashi stepped on the red and blue buff, and a sword blade slashed straight in the face! Donghuang Taiyi originally ran home to play blue in advance, but after finding that his blue was gone, he was shocked that it was not good, so he urgently went to Yuan Fang to support! However, at this time, Yuan Fang was surrounded by three people, and Zhang Fei didn't know where he jumped out, so he first put a shield on Miyamoto, and gave Yuan Fang the last blow by the way.
The invincible team lost a blood.
Captain Yuanfang was very angry: they were too insidious! Actually made me a popular buff experience card! Let Zhang Fei take it away and insult me!
Donghuang Taiyi: My pot, I thought they didn't know that we were against the wild, so they were careless... Don't worry, boss, I will protect you desperately after that!
Ake: Aren't I going to go on the road to catch Cheng Biting Jin? Why is our family all gone?
I don't know Huo Wu: You are too cowardly, why didn't you kill that Cheng Biting Jin just now, he will definitely hang up if we go to the two of us together! Bag! If we don't, I'll say I want Ke, I don't like to play with mages.
Captain Yuan Fang coordinated for a long time, but never heard Mulan's movements, and the four of them shouted at Mulan, but they only heard a strange laughter coming from the earpiece.
Mulan: Uh-uh-uh, hee-hee, hahahahaha, wow wow wow wow!
Captain Yuanfang: Mulan, you're having a seizure! Why are you standing in the grass and giggling!
Mulan: Look... See... Anxious... Imperial concubine...
Ke: See, I'm pushing the tower on the lower road, I'll go, no one is going to stop me?! I'm going to catch it, but I'm not red, which of you beat the red again, her second skill must still be left, or any of you will help me cheat a wave of skills, or I'll play a blue? Where's our blue?!
Shiranui Mai: I'm coming, I'm near! So let you give me Ake, I can't use the mage, and I don't have a blue, but how can this Yu Ji have everything, it just so happens that I killed her and grabbed her. So why don't you give me Ake, Mulan attention, I...
Shiranui Mai shouted, "Kaka's come to love (let the horse come)!" "One of them turned over, and it was a fan at Yu Ji's head! Yu Ji opened up in an instant, and after landing on the ground, she was followed by a spear that shot directly, and she was fearless after a set of fights, standing on the same level A!
Shiranui Mai: This fool doesn't run yet! Watch me come to the Sky Show!
Mulan in the grass remained motionless, and the player who manipulated Mulan kept "hahaha" and began to breathe, and the sound of suspected swallowing saliva came one after another.
Zhang Fei roared and slammed Huo Wu to the wall, Nuwa teleported out of the air, two gold bricks trapped Huo Wu between the walls, Yu Ji didn't stop Ping A from just now, until Huo Wu died against the wall, she also posed on his corpse.
Ke: Mulan! I don't know that Fire Dance is dead! What the fuck are you doing! Laughing, laughing, I'll beat you!
Captain Yuanfang: Mulan, what the hell are you laughing at!
Shiranui Dance: Hahahahaha, hee-hee, quack-quack, hiccup!
Donghuang Taiyi: What the hell happened to them! I was half a step crazy with a smile, or I was laughed!
Mulan: Yu... Yu Ji... Imperial concubine...
Donghuang Taiyi: I know Yu Ji, isn't it just two balls of flesh exposed, what's so funny! Do you smile when you see big breasts? Are you still a man? Fools!
Shiranui Dance: No... Hahahaha... Not a character... It's a player.。。。。 Hee-hee-hee-hee... Players! Quack quack!
Donghuang Taiyi & Ake & Li Yuanfang looked up at the opposite Yu Ji operator at the same time, the eldest cousin.
The eldest cousin was wearing headphones, and his two eyebrows were twisting back and forth like earthworms, and there were words in his mouth, with deep forehead lines and occasional rolled eyes, how to describe that scene...
Donghuang Taiyi: Whahahahahahahaha
Ake: Hahaha
Li Yuanfang: Made... Cheat... Hahaha... They commit ... Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee... Rules...
Mulan has already died in the grass once, and after being resurrected, she hangs up in the spring; Ah Ke originally came to support, but he laughed halfway and was trampled to death by Zhang Fei; Li Yuanfang was originally stealing the tyrant, but because of the cramps of laughter, he was beaten to death by the tyrant, exposing his behavior of stealing the dragon, and was taken over by Miyamoto, who rushed over; Donghuang Taiyi's move has already sucked Cheng Biting Jin, but the ignorant fire dance on the side has been laughing, not output at all, and when the big move passes, it is Donghuang's turn to laugh, this guy laughs more than Huo Wu, and he can't control the character at all, causing Donghuang to hit the wall straight upright, clinging to the enemy defense tower...
Cheng Yanjin saw that the opportunity was rare, so he hurriedly went up to make up for it, and properly took down the head before the Eastern Emperor was killed by the tower.
The staff of the competition saw that all the invincible team were "crazy", laughing so much that they couldn't even wear headphones, and the fattest and strongest Mulan player in their team was even more wonderful, saliva flowed all over the table, and they were about to faint!
The game was suspended, and the audience was laughing, but they couldn't see the position of the big cousin, but they had an unobstructed view of the invincible team. The five of them laughed straight away, and the audience was completely amused by their "seriously ill appearance"!
The referee team rushed to the stage, supported the invincible players one by one, and asked them to stop convulsions and play well.
Captain Yuan Fang kept tears in his eyes, trembling his fingers and pointed to the opposite side, the referee team looked at the five people opposite, and the earth superhumans innocently spread their hands at the same time, saying that they didn't know anything, didn't do anything, and said completely "innocently~
The invincible asked for a replay of the game footage, but fortunately there was a camera in the corner aimed at the Earth Superman, and the cameraman was already paralyzed with laughter, so the other staff had to call up the video themselves and watch it from the beginning.
Ten minutes later, all members of the referee team were killed.
Wang Meng patted his eldest cousin on the shoulder: Brother, you are invincible, you can apply for Guinness World Records.
The eldest cousin calmly took a sip of the farmer's three punches, quit the game, and chatted with his chin on WeChat.
The referees were really professional, they quickly adjusted their state, and said that this was an emergency, and they could only let the members of the invincible team try not to look at the opposite side.
Hua Mulan said bluntly: That Yu Ji's voice is too big, the headphones can't prevent it, and there are so many thieves, I can't bear not to look at him.
Big cousin shrugged: Blame me~
So, the rostrum discussed for dozens of seconds and decided to line up the battle platform, so that the players of the two sides could not see each other's faces, and even if they looked up, they could only see the audience under the stage.
With the hard work of the staff, all the tables and chairs of the battle changed directions, and the two pairs of people faced the audience and started again. The referee asked both sides to still choose the hero just now, and the skills they brought were not allowed to be exchanged, and those records just now were not counted.
The invincible team geared up, thinking that this time they would definitely take revenge and kill that Yu Ji!
The Earth Superman team said it doesn't matter, anyway, our technology is here, the cooperation is here, the routine is here, and more importantly, our cousin is also here.
So the game reopened, and after facing the audience, it mobilized the enthusiasm of the onlookers, and the crowd of people wandering in the mall suddenly rushed to watch the excitement.
Less than ten minutes after the start of the new game, the audience surrendered one after another, those who had stools could barely hold on to the stools, those who leaned against the wall could still struggle to support the wall, and those who stood there like singles were all lying on their backs, lying on their corpses.
The head of the mall security came in a hurry and said to the person in charge of the competition: Either stop, or you can solve it for me.
So, the competition was suspended again, and the staff of the competition were very helpless, they couldn't let the players play with their backs to the audience. But there's really nowhere to go around, or else...
The organizing committee of the competition discussed with Wang Meng (this is the captain): Can you replace you?
Wang Mengyi is strict: We are such a shooter, should the game be fair!
The organizing committee argued: Look, this is really affecting the game, and there are several groups behind, otherwise you should use substitutes.
Liu Huanhuan pointed to Zhao Tongqian, who kept pounding the ground in the audience, and interjected: That is our substitute, look at her bird-like, can she still be on it?
The organizing committee retreated to the next best thing: Otherwise, you should cover his face...
Yu Jianguo had a cigarette in his mouth, and his face was violent: Why don't you let the other side cover your face, do you think that there is no one in our team, boy, what are your numbers, let's talk about it alone.
Qin Wangsheng looked at the time, he planned to accompany Zhao Tongqian to the mall after winning this time, seeing that it was almost noon, he really couldn't afford to delay, so he said: Is there a screen? The middle interval is ready. My cousin sat in the innermost seat, and no one could see it.
This plan was adopted by both sides, and after some arrangement, the game began for the third time.
The ancients said: One blow of energy, then decline, three and exhaustion.
The third start of the invincible team, far from the momentum at the beginning, they were exhausted (tired), dry mouth (laughing), and had no love (played three times), and decided to honestly fight their own wild and no longer go to the opposite wave.
However, the momentum of the Earth Superman team is still like a rainbow, Cheng Yanjin and Zhang Fei protect Yu Ji together, and take the lead in attacking in the enemy's red buff area!
Big Cousin: I'm coming, I'm coming! Hold your horses! This red daddy is definitely ours! That's right! That's this Yuanfang! him! He's cold, he's cold, he's cold! Ake is here, I have to withdraw, Ake is here! Protect me! Ouch, I've been poked in the ass! I'm cold, I'm cold! Pretty! I can fight, I can fight! This Ake is dead! Steady, brothers, I'll shoot a pheasant, you help me cover... I'll shoot another wild boar, don't go, don't go... Li Yuanfang is here again! He's cold, he's cold, he's cold!
Ten people confronted, and the cousin was the loudest in the audience, not only the five all-rounders on the opposite side could hear his loud voice (especially when he was wearing headphones, I don't know the depth), and even the audience in the audience was happy to lean forward and back together - just from the cousin's howl, you can imagine the battle situation at that time.
Mulan: Hehehe
Ke: You're sick, why are you still laughing!
Mulan: No, as soon as I heard his voice, I thought of those two... Eyebrow... Eyebrow... Hahaha
Shiranui Dance: So why don't you give me Ake, I'm very good, I just don't use it much, why don't you trust me, aren't we good friends? What about the most basic trust?
Donghuang Taiyi: Don't say it... I want to laugh too ... Hey, hey, hey...
Captain Yuanfang: Forget it, if you lose, you lose, the other party is too insidious, who can stand such a plug-in...
Ke: Actually... This Yu Ji played very well. They Zhang Fei is also very good, I wipe it, Nuwa steals the tower?! Yes, this Nuwa is also disgusting! Cheng Bites Jin too! Pitt is thick! I'll go, how do I think they're pretty good!
Shiranui Mai: Shut up! It's all you! Grab my Ake! I'm going to break up with you!
Donghuang Taiyi: Mulan smoked again, alas, the third child's laughter is too low, and he usually doesn't dare to tell him cold jokes, but when he meets such a strange thing, it's enough for him to laugh for half a year...
The battle came to an end with the shouts of the remnant cousin "I can still fight" and the laughter of Mulan's "quack".
Zhao Tongqian rubbed her face offstage: Cousin is mighty, cousin is domineering, cousin, don't come down for a while, cousin, I still feel that my eyes are full of your ghost eyebrows, just by imagining, I have to laugh and smoke it!