Chapter 33 MMP, unable to communicate with the mentally retarded (ask for collection and recommendation)

"Is that him? The man is back. ”

"Huh? When did he get in? How I didn't pay attention. ”

"How many rounds did you say he had passed this time?"

"Who knows? I guess it's either 3 or 4 rounds. ”

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The players at the scene talked a lot, and the wolf sister came directly to Xiao Chengzhi and said, "Dude, how many rounds have you passed?" ”

He had wanted to ask Xiao Chengzhi this question for a long time, and he thought that Xiao Chengzhi would come out in about two hours like last time, but he didn't expect the latter to come back so soon this time.

"Who are you?" Xiao Chengzhi looked at the wolf sister vigilantly, and shrunk his body, looking like a little sheep looking at the big bad wolf in fear.

The wolf girl's face was black at that time.

Hey, hey, what's that look on your face? Hell, do I look that scary or like a bad guy?

If I'm not mistaken, when I walk down the street, I often have girls throwing me winks and kisses? Then, when I was a child, I also won the Lei Feng Good Person Award, and now I have been elected as the women's director of the street office, why don't I look like a good person?

"I'm a wolf girl." The wolf sister said angrily.

"Sister Wolf?" Xiao Chengzhi frowned, tried to think about it, and didn't seem to know such a person in his memory, "I'm sorry, we don't seem to know each other." ”

"Uh...."The wolf sister is embarrassed. I interjected, and there was still someone who didn't know him? It can't come out of a ravine, right? Or is he an internet celebrity outdated?

No, do you want another wolf howl? But now it seems to be the era of small fresh meat, and I don't know if it works when the wolf howls?

It's just that the title of Internet celebrity is too good....It doesn't sound good, but it really has to be saved.

"If you don't know, you can know me, my name is Sister Wolf, what about you, buddy?" The wolf girl said cheekily.

"Tsk, how did a good man take a woman's name? Gay in gay, you're not going to be a legendary, are you? To tell you, I don't engage in base. Xiao Chengzhi said.

"Whew! You're the, and your whole family is. "The wolf sister soared on the spot.

"You're not a how did you take a woman's name?" Xiao Chengzhi asked rhetorically.

"Who took a woman's name? See clearly, the name in my game is Dongting Big Tail Wolf, the wolf of the gray wolf, a very man's name? The wolf girl rolled her eyes.

"Blame me? Looks like you call yourself a wolf girl, right? Xiao Chengzhi shrugged.

"Since I accidentally became an Internet celebrity, the whole world calls me Wolf Sister, what can I do? I'm desperate too. The wolf sister complained, a handful of bitterness and tears.

"Yo? Are you still an influencer? It doesn't look like it, just like you, if you want to look good, how did you become popular? Xiao Chengzhi questioned, and walked around the wolf sister a few times.

"Phew! What kind of eyes? Why am I so good-looking? I'm also the women's director of the neighborhood office. The wolf sister retorted.

"A group of middle-aged and elderly women elected director, right? Otherwise, who would be so old and dizzy? Xiao Chengzhi ridiculed.

β€œ.…..” The wolf sister was speechless, turned around and left. He suddenly regretted that he stepped forward to talk, what the hell, this is a poisonous tongue, can you still have a good time? The point is that he can't refute it yet. That's an elderly woman's street office.

"Huh? Didn't you say you want to get acquainted? Why did you leave all of a sudden? Xiao Chengzhi was puzzled, looked at the back of the wolf sister and asked.

"Neuropathy just wants to know your poisonous tongue, and I want to live a few more years." The wolf sister complained secretly.

"Wait, I found that the name Wolf Sister is quite cute, it has a fate with me, it coincides with my birthday, make a friend? My name is Xiao Buyi. Xiao Chengzhi said again.

"MMP, you're cute, your whole family is cute. And what about fate? Is it still the same birthday? You damn, stay away from me. The wolf sister scolded secretly and walked more urgently.

"Oh, don't go! By the way, Sister Wolf, did you just have something? Xiao Chengzhi asked again.

"Phew! I actually forgot to get down to business. The wolf girl patted her head and was almost confused, "I want to know, how many rounds have you just passed?" ”

"How many rounds....you guess."

"I guess you're sister! Love to say not to say, not to say to pull down. "The wolf sister doesn't have a good airway. In a word, guess what, is it naΓ―ve? Damn, do you think it's a child's play?

"If you don't guess, don't guess, why are you angry?" Xiao Chengzhi said.

Looking at Xiao Chengzhi's innocent expression, the wolf sister was speechless, and secretly complained: "Uncle, why am you angry that you don't have a little pressure in your heart?" When I met you, I was more than Amitabha Buddha if I didn't get angry, and I was embarrassed to ask why I was angry? ”

"You just say you've passed a few rounds." The wolf girl rolled her eyes and said.

"Three rounds, so obviously you can't see it? You don't have a problem with IQ, do you? Xiao Chengzhi lied and deliberately looked at the wolf sister with sympathetic eyes, as if he was looking at an idiot.

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that time didn't allow, Xiao Chengzhi would have been able to pass the eleventh round. It's like in the last 2 minutes, he killed while fleeing, and killed 2 Nether Dogs. Otherwise, the Nether Dogs that appeared in front of everyone's eyes would be 6 instead of 4.

But this seems to be a bit eye-catching to say, Xiao Chengzhi also looked at it before, and the players in the entire Nether Dog Zone seem to be stuck in the third round, and only a very few are challenging the fourth round. And he, is the eleventh round, the quasi-twelfth round.

I went. I don't know if I don't compare, and I'm shocked when I compare. It turns out that unconsciously, I have become such a high master?

Xiao Chengzhi was proud, and he was full of a sense of accomplishment in an instant.

As for the wolf sister, her face is completely black, and she only feels a toothache, cheekache, and egg pain. What the hell? Tell me, what the hell is that sympathetic look in your eyes? Hell, do I look like an idiot? Which eye did you see that I had a problem with my IQ?

MMP, which is simply unable to communicate. The wolf sister almost turned around and left, and suddenly remembered something: "No, didn't you stay in it for 2 hours before?" How many rounds did that go? ”

"It's also 3 rounds."

"3 rounds? Can't you? How is it possible to stay for two hours in 3 rounds? ”

"That's what you say? Simple, I found that the scenery inside was good, so I took the ghost dog around in a circle and walked the dog. ”

"Nice view? Walking the dog? The wolf sister was dumbfounded when she heard this, Wo Cao, and this kind of operation?

"That's right. Didn't you notice that the ghost dog is cute and cute? Take it out to Dorafeng, maybe you can still be favored by the girl. ”

"......" The wolf sister almost had nothing to say.

Such a ferocious dog, only you, a neurotic, will think it's cute and cute, right? It's light to take it out and not scare the girl to death, but also to pull the wind? Do you still want your sister to take a fancy to you?

Dream on!

MMP, I can't communicate with a retard.

The wolf girl was worried that his IQ would be lowered if he continued to talk, so he turned around and left, killing the Nether Dog. As for Xiao Chengzhi saying that he had only passed 3 rounds, he had no doubts. The main reason is that he thinks in his heart that Xiao Chengzhi's head is not normal, he is neurotic, and if he can pass more than four rounds, it will be too unreasonable.

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