"Chinese Dragon...... Another amazing rhythmic gymnastics performance! ”

"Is this a handstand and a straight-out arm bend on the move? I'm sorry, I can't go on because I'm just a football commentator......"

"Hey, Rhythmic Gymnastics England? Hurry up and assign me a professional commentator! ”

"Hello everyone, I just watched the One Piece anime today, and I feel that this big move of Long Ritian is a bit like Sanji is possessed!"

……

As he had tossed 180 degrees in the air and landed on his feet, he saw Fellaini's curly hair fluttering in the evening Wembley breeze a few metres away.

From the look and expression of the Manchester United midfielder, he already knew that he didn't need to look at the goal anymore!

All he had to do was stand there, hold his head high, and slowly open his arms!

Henderson and Lallana picked him up one after the other, and one of the two best friends in England can rub strong hormones between them......

"Get out of the way!"

Emre Can from Germany pushed hard past two rotten players who had taken the opportunity to stir up the foundation, and then got down on one knee in front of Ronshert.

"Are you going to propose to me?"

Long Shute said with a smile.

"Big guy, let me kiss your stinky feet!"

Zhan replied as he put Big Dragon's right foot on his thigh and wiped his boots vigorously:

"I also call myself a master of barbs, but today I learned that there is a sky outside the sky and there are people outside the world, so you couldn't see the football route at that time, right? How is it possible to finish this damn shot?! ”

Long Shute clasped his hands slightly in front of his chest, and said in a tone that was out of the world:

"That's what it's like to be a genius, and it's hard for me to tell you in mortal language!"

It's a genius-level shot, of course!

This is not an upside-down golden hook done with the top of the foot, but a powerful smash from the heel!

What is the difficulty factor between the two...... It's almost the difference between the Premier League and the Chinese Super League!

“…… Should...... Die! ”

In Giggs's more than 30 years of football, he has never seen a goal like this.

Faced with such a shot of inspiration and luck, he could only sit weakly on the bench.

The coaching staff and the substitutes behind him were also desperate, and those substitutes even wished that the manager had better not remember his name today!

Clearly in a panic after three goals down, Manchester United were clearly in a state of panic.

The players seemed to be extinguished by Lonshette's back-heel smash, and even David De Gea, who has always liked to hang up, was a little skeptical, while Ryan Giggs, as acting manager, was equally unrestrained, let alone make some adjustments to the situation.

Liverpool, who were in high spirits, showed no mercy, and their favorite thing to do was ...... It's to fall into the well when Manchester United is down!

Take advantage of his illness and kill him!

"Poof, poof, poof!"

Roberto Firmino, Ronshit, Emre Can, and when the first half was over, the three Liverpool players each stabbed Manchester United.

Half...... 6-0！

United were not without resistance, at least David De Gea saved two long-range shots from Philippe Coutinho and Moreno within 10 minutes, and also salvaged Lovren's header on the goal line, but he still couldn't stop his team-mates from providing Liverpool's crazy assists!

Marcos Rojo and Chris Smalling missed almost every ball, and Blind was almost unguarded above his head, with 18-year-old Barella ...... He has become invisible!

Manchester United fans have started to leave the stadium in despair, while Liverpool fans have sung their songs to every corner of Anfield!

At the start of the second half, David De Gea was almost the only one in the United squad who hadn't completely given up.

The Spanish goalkeeper almost turned into an eight-armed Nezha, guarding United's last bastion with his high and low blocks.

He already knew that his efforts would not change the tide of battle, but he could not tolerate the city he was guarding being blasted open again and again by his opponent without any scruples!

Especially after Fellaini was sent off in the 48th minute for a second foul on Ronshit, Manchester United's entire squad almost collapsed!

"Jordan! Henderson! Red Army Vice-Kick Over 30 Meters Long Shot! But he couldn't get past De Gea's Ten Fingers! ”

"Another long-range shot! The goal is in! From the Chinese gymnastics team Long Shute! The Reds captain personally demonstrated to his teammates how to break through the gate guarded by David De Gea! ”

"Coutinho! 8-0！ In terms of long-range shooting, Xiao Li Guang has never been behind! A kick of the full moon scimitar cut through the sky, even if De Gea stretched out his arms, there was still nothing he could do about this kick! ”

"Upside down golden hook! From Emre Can! It's a pity that De Gea put both fists together and made a move to push the window and look at the moon, keeping the German's shot out of the goal! ”

"Liverpool's offensive has not diminished in the slightest, Lonshit, Henderson, straight stopper! Lallana bottom! Inverted triangle backpass! Firmino flies and shoots! Morality...... Hea! Or De Gea! Manchester United goalkeeper has once again denied Liverpool's goal! ”

"Ah, if it wasn't for De Gea, I'm afraid the score would have been in double digits today......"

"Coutinho's big transfer! Lallana volleys back to the middle! Emrejan! Heel knock ball! It was ...... who caught the ball Dragon, Special, Special! A kick of the lever bursts! The goal is in! 9-0！ ”

When Ronshette slammed the ball into the back of the net for the third time, David De Gea felt the urge to retire.

9-0…… While the 11-1 outcome doesn't seem worse than the 11-1 in the last meeting, De Gea thinks about an FA Cup game in three days and a second leg in the Europa League seven days later...... His heart was absolutely broken!

God...... Why are you so cruel?!

Let De Gea bear this humiliation?

Damn Real Madrid...... Why didn't you poach Lao Tzu earlier?!

"I heard you look down on the Europa League?

Yes, so you don't even bother to score a single goal!

So, you guys were 9 times by us! La-la-la! ”

Liverpool fans have been taunting their old rivals in a different way.

In normal times, United fans would have been the first to launch a counter-attack, but today they started to leave the pitch in droves as early as half-time, and every time Liverpool scored a goal, there were more United fans who left the pitch.

When full-time was over, there was barely a single Manchester United fan in the whole of Anfield.

At least...... The police and security were relieved that they didn't need to worry about fans on both sides getting mixed up in the stadium, and that once they were out of the stadium, the terrain was not as complex as in the stadium, so it was relatively easy to manage.

Fortunately, the Manchester United fans left the stadium early, and they didn't bother to fight with the elated Liverpool fans, and fled the city as fast as possible under the isolation of security personnel.

But...... Don't think Manchester United fans are convinced.

No matter how badly they lose, Manchester United will never show weakness to Liverpool, even if they are slapped in the face after three seconds.

Several of Manchester United's officially acknowledged fan groups have made harsh remarks on their respective platforms:

"We solemnly remind Liverpool fans that for the next two away games, we hope they don't come to Manchester as a guest, otherwise, no one can guarantee that they can leave safely!"

"If the Liverpool players want to continue their careers, we recommend that they rest for a week at Liverpool!"

"Football is definitely not higher than life and death, cherish life and stay away from football!"