10th round of the Premier League, Pastor Road Stadium, Watford vs Coventry.

Watford team, founded in 1881. Unlike other historic teams, the Hornets, nicknamed the Hornets, have never won any title in England's top competition in a hundred years. Even in the heyday of the 80s of the 20th century, they only won the old League One runners-up and the FA Cup runners-up once.

Watford have been torn between the Championship and the Premier League over the years. The rhythm of promotion - relegation - promotion - relegation has always been around Watford.

Watford don't have any stars in the squad. Compared to the players inside, their head coach is the real star - 71-year-old Kevin Keegan!

The Chinese are familiar with Kevin Keegan – he put Sun Jihai in the main position when he was in charge of Manchester City.

It was a slightly tedious game.

Just 10 minutes into the game, the old lieutenant fired a long-range shot through the Watford goal.

The big-mouthed Dunphy explained: "This is already the old lieutenant's 13th goal of the season!" He's completely back to the form he was in at the peak of his time at Manchester United! ”

After Liu Yun scored, the game fell into a dull situation.

The attacking tempo of both sides was like a lame donkey pulling a broken cart – outrageously slow.

Watford, who are fighting for relegation, look lifeless, and there is no quality in the attack.

On the Coventry side, because this week is a double game a week, Liu Yun deliberately asked the players to slow down the pace and conserve their strength.

First Half ended, Coventry City 1:0 Watford.

In the second half, Yibian fought again, and the dull scene was still the same.

Finally, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game. Coventry City 1:0 Watford, easy 3 points at Pastor Road Stadium!

In the first eight rounds of the league, every game was a vicious battle. After the devil's schedule, the lads at Coventry discovered that winning could have been so easy!

In the locker room, head coach Eda excitedly announced: "All the games of this round of the league have ended!" Manchester United wins, Manchester City wins, Chelsea draws! We are still three points away from the first. But we climbed up to the table – third! ”

Before the start of the season, not to mention the British media, even Coventry's players, head coach Edda, and old lieutenant Liu Yun did not dare to imagine that the team could enter the top three in the standings.

Coventry's young people became media darlings for a while.

The interview invited snowflakes to fly to Garrincha, Bebeto, Bai Rifeng, Zhao Kaixuan, and Li Fanghua.

Liu Yun repeatedly reminded them not to be carried away by a momentary victory. There are 28 rounds left in the league, so you can focus on the games and when you win the Premier League, you will have three months to do any interviews.

On this day, Liu Yun returned home after a day's training.

At the door of the house, Liu Yun suddenly found out - why is there so much shit at the door?

Little Cola squatted at the door, holding a small wooden stick, curiously poking a bubble of dog shit.

Liu Yun hurriedly hugged his daughter: "Coke, when did you learn this bad taste?" ”

Walking forward, there were seven or eight bubbles of dog shit scattered at the door.

After returning home, Liu Yun asked Isabella, "What's the shit outside the door?" ”

Isabella spends the day in her room doing the budget for the charity fund, and she hasn't been out today.

"What? Shit? ”

Isabella pushed open the door, glanced at it, and then retched home: "Who is so immoral?" Don't clean up the feces when walking the dog. ”

Liu Yun said strangely: "If it's a dog walker, you accidentally let the puppy stay." How many dogs does he have to walk? ”

The bodyguard Dardanha said: "Boss, I suspect that someone did it on purpose!" ”

"On purpose?" Liu Yun was shocked.

Liu Yun asked himself, after he came to the UK, he should not have offended anyone! The most precious quality of the Chinese people is humility. This is a valuable quality that makes it usually not offend.

The people of Coventry regard him as a hero. Who would do such a prank on his doorstep?

Isabella suddenly remembered something: "This afternoon, I heard a dog barking at the door, like a pack of dogs. It was a long time to argue. I was on a budget at the time and didn't go out to see it. ”

Dardanha immediately said: "Boss, in addition to your personal safety, we are also responsible for not letting anyone with ulterior motives 'disturb' you. Rest assured, tomorrow I will catch the murderer who created the filth. ”

At 11 o'clock the next day, Liu Yun finished a day's training and was about to go home. As soon as he got into the car, Dardanha told him: "Boss, the murderer of yesterday's prank wanted to repeat his old trick today, and he was caught by Aramis!!" ”

Liu Yun asked, "Who is it?" ”

Dardanha replied, "It's two old Chinese ladies." Aramis has called the police, and the police are dealing with it. ”

Fifteen minutes later, the two rushed home.

There were several Coventry police officers standing in the living room. On the sofa sat two Chinese women. One in his seventies, one in his forties.

Liu Yun looked at these two women, as if they were a little familiar.

Liu Yun patted his brain: Five years ago, two Chinese dog lovers found him and asked him to donate 5 million to sponsor them to boycott the Guangnan Dog Meat Festival.

That's right, it's them. What is the national prime minister of the Huaguo Dog Love Association, Zhao Cuifang. The general initiator of the boycott of the Guangnan Dog Meat Festival, Wang Zhaodi!

Wang Zhaodi was explaining something to the police in broken English.

Suddenly, Wang Zhaodi saw Liu Yun coming! She shouted hysterically: "Liu Yun! You man whose conscience has been eaten by dogs! For rich and unkind bastards! I made a fortune, but I didn't know how to help stray dogs, but I went to fund out-of-school children in mountainous areas. Now you dare to collude with the foreign police to frame me and Director Zhao! Did you know that we are all public figures in China! You're responsible for doing that! ”

Liu Yun smiled dumbly: "Ah, hello public." Excuse me, why are you getting so much shit on my doorstep? ”

Wang Zhaodi learned from the appearance of those unyielding underground D members in the movies of the fifties and sixties of Huaguo, and straightened her neckline: "You know it yourself!" ”

Liu Yun couldn't cry or laugh: I know it myself?

A police detective saluted Liu Yun and said, "Old lieutenant, let's take these two people back to the police station first." Rest assured, the truth will soon be revealed! ”

Zhao Cuifang and Wang Zhaodi were arrogant when they were at Liu Yun's house, and as soon as they entered the Coventry Police Station, they were instigated and brought out all the things.

It turned out that Zhao Cuifang and Wang Zhaodi asked Liu Yun to donate money to the dog five years ago, and they had been holding a grudge after eating Liu Yun's closed-door soup.

This year, the two went to the United Kingdom to contact the British Society for the Protection of Small Animals to seek international solidarity for the boycott of the traditional dog meat festival in Quang Nam.

The two men came to the UK with donations from dog lovers. As soon as they arrived in the UK, they did not contact the British Society for the Protection of Small Animals, but began to shop all kinds of and purchase on behalf of them.

During shopping, Wang Zhaodi suddenly saw a newspaper with a photo of Liu Yun printed on it.

Wang Zhaodi asked the local student translator who accompanied her, and the translator told her that Liu Yun is now the majority shareholder of Manchester United, and the annual weekly salary and endorsement fee add up to a huge amount of money.

Wang Zhaodi and Zhao Cuifang heard the word "huge money", and their eyes were almost red. The two of them cursed Liu Yun for having no love, and the income must not come from the right way, maybe it was earned by speculation, human trafficking, and tax evasion.

The interpreter was dumbfounded. Xindao, fortunately, you are cursing the old lieutenant in Chinese. If the British around you understand what you're saying, they'll probably tear you both to shreds.

These two strange old women are the kind of people who envy the rich and hate the rich.

The more the two talked, the more angry they became. It was decided to "teach a lesson" to Liu Yun.

Coincidentally, Wang Zhaodi actually kept Liu Yun's address five years ago. It just so happened that Liu Yun still lives in Mrs. Hudson's old house.

These two also have some tricks. Came to Coventry and abducted five or six stray dogs on the street. Doing shit and smelling doors, these two goods are connoisseurs.

They bought more than a dozen bags of dog food, craving milk and feeding five or six stray dogs. Then the two of them led a group of dogs and pulled them in front of the old lieutenant's house.

The detective at the Coventry Police Station was surprised: These two Chinese people are really amazing! It is easy to estimate the time for a stray dog to poop.

How did the detective know how many Chinese people these two dog lovers have disgusted with the trick of shitty stinking door?