"Little fool, today's events are very important! Very important! Very important! Qiu Shi looked at the little fool lying in front of him very seriously, and watched the ears on the little fool's head swing and move, "Today you are going to pretend to be my girlfriend to meet my mother, if you don't act well, you can only live in this kind of small house in the future!" ”

The tail behind the little fool's ass flicked, and she stuck out her tongue and licked the back of her hand twice, and then the corner of her eyes suddenly found her flicking tail, so she immediately became excited, crawling on the ground and chasing her tail......

Are you stupid......

Qiu Shi sighed, dragged Xiao Silly up from the ground, glanced up and down to check her dress, and found that it was a little too homely, and then he took out Xiao Silly's coat from the closet and helped her put it on.

"Dasha~" Xiaosha tilted his head, completely unable to understand why Qiu Shi wore a coat for himself with a serious face, only felt that his body was a little heavier, and the heavy coat made her uncomfortable, "Dasha~ It's too heavy, I don't like it." ”

"You have to wear it if it's too heavy, it's cold outside, and it's a little more mature to wear it this way." Qiu Shi said as he wrapped the little fool's tail around her waist and helped lift her pants.

"Dasha ~ the tail is very uncomfortable."

"Bear with it, just for an hour!"

"Dasha ~ Are we going out to play?" The little fool tilted his head, his ears swayed around cutely, and shouted in a cheerful tone, "Where are you going?!" Where to go? ”

"Go see my mom." Qiu Shi touched the little fool's head and calmed her down, "It's almost like going to play, you have to pretend to be a very mature person, you know?" ”

"Mature?" The little fool tilted his head, put his finger under his lips, thought for a moment, blinked his eyes wide, and asked, "What's that?" Can you eat it? ”

All right.

Qiu Shi expressed his helplessness to Xiao Silly, but he was helpless, after all, the photo of Xiao Silly and himself had been sent to his mother, and a temporary replacement would not work.

At that time, I was too upright, and I knew that I would go to school and find a random classmate to help pretend to be a girlfriend, although it may be exposed, but at least it is more reliable than being stupid.

"Anyway, just go out and play." Qiu Shi reluctantly took a hat and put it on the little fool's head, hiding her ears, and then dragged her up from the ground again, and solemnly admonished, "When you go out, don't climb on the ground!" That's what only fools do! ”

"But I'm a little fool~"

No, there's a big difference between a fool and a little fool, right?

The corners of Qiu Shi's mouth twitched, but he was helpless, glanced at the time on his mobile phone, and saw that the agreed time with his mother was not too much different, so he had to straighten his foolish clothes, and then took her hand and went out hastily.

It's the first time for a fool to go out in broad daylight with a human body.,The last time I went out at night, I scared a child out of the light because of the glow of my eyes.,Now during the day,,Her eyes won't shine.,But if someone looks closely,,You'll find that Silly's eyes are actually a cat pupil.。

Of course, in modern thinking, even a cat pupil would probably be considered to be wearing contact lenses.

Qiu Shi and his mother agreed to meet in a coffee shop in Wanda Plaza, and it was only about ten minutes away from the agreed time, so Qiu Shi did not take the bus, but called a special car with mobile phone software, intending to arrive as soon as possible.

Then the little fool got into a private car that looked quite high-end with a curious face.

"Dasha! Is this a car! I haven't sat on it yet! Xiao Silly curiously looked left and right in the car, reached out to touch the cushion and touched the soft backrest, his face was full of exclamation, "Dasha! Why don't you have a car? ”

"Dasha! How does the car work? Dasha! Is the uncle in front of him the legendary driver? Dasha! Why does the driver have to hold that circle and spin around? ”

The driver looked back at the little fool with a confused face, and then at the big fool in the little fool's mouth: "What's wrong with her?" ”

"There's a little bit of a problem with my head, I'm not embarrassed." Qiu Shi nodded apologetically at the driver.

Xiao Silly seems to be curious about everything in the car, as a cat, Qiu Shi doesn't have any idea if he is just curious, but there is no need to be like a fool and ready to lick everything in the car!

Qiu Shi watched the little fool curiously stick out his tongue at the window glass, dragged her to his side, and listened to the driver's suppressed laughter with a dark face.

"The driver is not an uncle, you should call it a big brother." Qiu Shi felt that he had sighed more in the past few days than in this life, "And can you not move!" ”

"Huh?" The little fool looked up at Qiu Shi, "Uncle and big brother are no different." ”

Where did you hear that?

"Little brother, who is she?" The big brother of the driver in front suddenly asked.

"He's my master!" The little fool raised his hand and replied!

“？？？”

Although this is not a cartoon, Qiu Shi still feels as if he has seen a question mark on the driver's head.

"I'll just say there's something wrong with her head." Qiu Shi hurriedly rescued the scene, and at the same time slapped the little fool who was going to continue talking.

"Really? Hehe. ”

The driver sighed at the size of the world, and then pondered whether he should call the police or something.

Fortunately, Qiu Shi and Xiao Silly did not stay in the car for too long, only seven or eight minutes, the car came to the road in front of Wanda Plaza, led Xiao Silly out of the car, and saw that her knees were weak and almost wanted to climb on the ground again, so she panicked and lifted her body up.

"What did I tell you! Walk on your feet only outside! ”

Qiu Shi leaned in front of the little fool with a hideous face, and whispered to her: "If you can't do it, I won't let you go out in the future!" ”

"Meow?" Silly feels very aggrieved, as a cat, is it normal to walk on four feet on the ground?

The little fool who felt aggrieved suddenly couldn't arouse his interest, and the whole person drooped his head sickly, and was passively pulled by Qiu Shi towards the mall.

However, when he entered the mall, this modern mall and the huge flow of people still made Xiao Silly forget Fang Cai's grievances in an instant, holding Qiu Shi's arm with both hands, and exclaiming vigorously in his mouth.

"Wow! Dasha! What a big piece of glass! ”

"Wow! Dasha, there's someone singing over there! Let's go! ”

"Wow! Dasha! I want to eat this! ”

Glancing at the little fool who pointed to the skewered hot pot advertisement on the poster signboard, Qiu Shi helplessly held his forehead, why did he have the illusion that Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden.

This little fool, can't you see the kind of foolish gaze of the people around you?

Of course, the little fool noticed those eyes focused on her, but she didn't feel ashamed at all, straightened her chest, tilted her head, and showed off to Qiu Shi beautifully: "Look, they think I'm beautiful!" ”

You're really stupid!