Looking at the twin brother mascots lying in front of him like dead bodies, Vardy felt as if he had bumpered with porcelain.

But before Vardy could quickly dodge away when the two sides did not make contact, he saw that the mascot brother suddenly cheated the corpse, looked up at Vardy with difficulty, and then took out a large piece of paper from nowhere and put it on his stomach.

The camera quickly zoomed in, and at this time, fans around the world who were preparing to watch the European Championship saw the words written on the paper.

"Vardy, please don't pity me!"

In an instant, the whole world erupted in laughter, and the stadium was about to explode.

Everton, Manchester United, Inter Milan and even England's mascots have not escaped Vardy's killers, after all, the name of the mascot killer is probably louder than the name of the super goalscorer.

Many people predicted that Vardy would probably not let go of the two mascots of this European Cup, you know, in the playful self-introduction of the two brothers, they can name and say that they are afraid of Vardy, with Vardy's character, can they still be spared?

But what they never expected was that Vardy hadn't attacked them yet, so they did the opposite and actually took the initiative to trick Vardy?

Vardy felt the corners of his mouth twitch, this bastard mascot, he didn't intend to tease them, but he didn't expect them to take the initiative to tease him.

Lying on the ground, coupled with the words written on the paper, how much more mind-blowing is this?

If it is replaced by a big beauty and keeps this state in the hotel bed, then Vardy will probably not pity it, and he will go bare-chested, after all, he is a man.

But the question is, you are a mascot lying on the ground like this, and you are still looking like you are picking, is Vardy on or not?

There are even fans who can't help but shout: "It's on it!" ”

That's right, it's it, where is the mascot a human!

If there was no one around, then Vardy wouldn't mind teaching the two little bastards a good lesson, but in public, Vardy always had to worry about the impact.

The teammates around him couldn't help but crouch down and pound the ground so hard that they couldn't stop laughing.

Vardy gave a slightly ugly smile and wanted to turn away.

Can't I hide if I can't be provoked!

But before Vardy could turn around, he found that the mascot's younger brother also looked up at Vardy, and then took out a piece of paper and put it on his stomach like his brother.

This time, no one needs to be reminded, the camera directly zooms in on the camera and presents the words on it directly in front of the fans.

"If I'm dead, please call the police and tell the police that Vardy did it!"

This time, even Vardy himself couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Needless to say, the whole world boiled again, and was impressed by this pair of spoof mascot brothers.

Even Vardy dared to flirt, and he really didn't want to live.

Vardy felt as if his whole body was trembling, could this be the retribution of the cycle of heavenly reason?

It is clear that today's mascot brothers are here to smash their own field, and Vardy can see that they are clearly here to avenge the mascots!

Taking a deep breath, Vardy tugged at the corners of his mouth and smiled maliciously, if this smile was seen by those who had been cleaned up by Vardy so badly, then they would have cried out in horror: "Flash, Vardy is going crazy!" ”

Vardy's mind was spinning, and he was wondering how he was going to torture these two guys who dared to challenge him.

However, before Vardy could have a good idea, he saw the two mascots get up quickly, and in front of everyone, they ran away without a trace!

A gust of wind blew through Vardy, and Vardy actually felt a hint of coolness.

Day!

These two bastards have accurately grasped the essence of doing bad things, and they will run away when they are done.

The fans in the stands were already smiling, and even the players from both teams gave Vardy a wonderful expression.

For the first time, Vardy felt so pitiful on the pitch, and if the background music of the white-haired girl excerpt was played on the pitch, Vardy would probably be in tears.

What made him even more speechless was that the Austrian fans in one of the stands, led by the fan leader, began to shout in unison.

"Even though you're a friend of our Austrians, we can't help but want to laugh!"

And then there's the neat "hahahahaha"

Then, more and more fans joined in the "hahahahaha" laughter, and even the fans in front of the TV couldn't help but follow the "hahahahaha" on the sofa.

Later, according to relevant statistics, this moment was the largest number of people laughing at the same time in the world, and even the astronauts on the space station heard strange sounds coming from Earth......

At this time, Vardy's expression was absolutely loveless, and he didn't want the camera to capture his emojis, so he had no choice but to cover his face with both hands, which was really faceless.

"Vardy has always been the only one to clean up the mascot, and since the mascot dared to spoof Vardy today, I bet the twins won't live to the end of the first half!"

"How can you say that twins are also two people, two against one, how can they hold on to the second half, right?"

"You say, if I lie down in front of Vardy and write 'Vardy, please don't have mercy on me!' Will Vardy be tempted to pounce on me XXOO? To add a note, I'm a man. ”

"You still have no humanity, people have said to call the police, don't you want to call the police to arrest Vardy?"

It took a long time for the court to gradually struggle out of laughter, and at this time, the game was finally about to start.

Although the referee also laughed so much that his stomach cramped just now, he was also worried that if he continued to make trouble, the kick-off time would be delayed.

......

Players from both sides took their places, and with the referee's whistle, England's journey for this European Championship finally kicked off.

Austria's strength did not exceed England's expectations, and even though Austria was the host, even the cautious England coach Heynckes did not feel that the opponent was a threat.

The trend of the competition is also in the direction that everyone expected.

After the opening, taking advantage of the home advantage, Austria boldly attacked a wave, and even threatened England's goal for a time, but Austria's real threat was only the three axes at the beginning, and when England stabilized its position, Austria had no temper.

In the space of ten minutes, England built a solid defence, and at the same time completed the pressure on Austria in midfield, and took the absolute initiative in the game.

Because it is the first group game, Heynckes, who attaches great importance to it, sent all the main forces in his heart, that is, he wants to take all three points safely, and when there is a strong opponent in the group, it is likely that a goal difference will become a key factor in determining the first place in the group.

With David Beckham at the heart of the organisation and two top all-round midfielders Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard as the supporters, England's midfielders showed great control.

When attacking, it can provide greater support to the forward line, and can also set up batteries to bombard the opponent's position at any time;

When defending, the first wave of high pressing can make the opponent chaotic and unable to organize an effective attack.

England's overall tactics were finally shown in front of everyone in the tournament, and everyone couldn't help but be scared.

Of course, the midfield is also the basis for victory, but it is the forward line that really determines the victory.

For England, who have world number one star Jamie Vardy up front, they already have a real superstar who can make the difference between winning and losing the game, which is something that all teams are extremely afraid of, far more than England's superpower midfield.

If the last World Cup hadn't been played out due to injury, who said England wouldn't have been able to lift the Hercules Cup then?

You know, England didn't have such a suitable tactic at that time!

So, sometimes, a super goalscorer is as good as a team.

Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney, who started together in this game, showed everyone what a truly world-class striker looks like with their performances.

In the 14th minute of the first half, Gerrard completed the ball in the middle of the field and quickly handed it to Beckham.

Before Austria could finish their defense, Joe Cole had already hit a low ball to the feet of Frank Lampard in the middle, Lampard fired a cross over the defence and into the six-yard box, Rooney relied on his strong body to squeeze past the Austrian defender and then swept the ball in front of goal.

At this time, it seemed that there was no money and did not outflank the player, but in the flash time, Vardy had already started quickly, using his excellent explosive power to stab the Austrian central defender in front of him, and the ball went into the net.

A series of beautiful passes, an attack in which almost all the players up front were involved, it was still like the style of English football, and even the players themselves felt a little incredible.

Vardy and Wayne Rooney hugged each other, and after leaving Manchester United, he could only play alongside Rooney in the national team, so such a combination is rare.

The rest of the team gathered around to celebrate England's first goal at the European Championships, which was definitely the best start of the season.

Vardy was lamented that England no longer had a model of only one Vardy at the beginning.

If it were normal, Vardy would have celebrated excitedly, but now that he is a good friend of the Austrian people, if he celebrates unscrupulously, it will be like a practice between friends!

What moved Vardy next was that the Austrian fans in the stands should have been disappointed by the home team's conceded goal, but they did not forget to give the applause to Vardy, who scored the goal, because Vardy was their friend.

I'm afraid Jamie Vardy is the only star in football who can still get applause from the visiting fans after scoring a goal.

Vardy also raised his hands to applaud the fans, such a friendly scene made all the fans who watched the game feel warm.