The day after the rabbit came, Qiu Shi's life seemed to be on the right track, and after class every day, he interacted with the cats, turtles, and rabbits at home after returning home, which felt quite comfortable.

At a young age, there are cats, rabbits, and a brother rabbit, no matter how you think about it, you are a winner in life~

It's weird......

"Qiu Shi!" The captain walked into the living room on the first floor with a big grin, holding a card in his hand, and waved at Qiu Shi on the sofa, "What do you see here?" ”

The captain disappeared directly after the morning class, and only now did he reappear, Qiu Shi was a little suspicious that he had done some part-time work outside, otherwise he would not have disappeared often.

"What?" He turned his head to look at it with disinterest, and saw that the card looked like an ID card.

"ID card." The captain handed it to Qiu Shi's hand, and then leaned his huge body against the sofa, which made an overwhelming gurgling sound.

Identity card?

Qiu Shi held the ID card in his hand, it was Zhang Xiaodu's ID card.

There is a photo of a little silly on the right, and I don't know when the captain fooled her to take it, anyway, it looks silly, I don't know how many times uglier than usual, and on the right is the basic information, the name is written Mao Shasha, the nationality is written as a goblin, and the household registration address is exactly the same as on Qiu Shi's ID card.

"You're going to get a fake certificate?" Qiu Shi raised his head and asked the captain next to him, "Do you have too much money and have nowhere to spend it?" This is outrageous, right? ”

Although the feel is no different from my own ID card, I know that this must be a fake certificate when I look at the nationality column, right?

"Say whatever you want." The captain looked up at the three goblins who had gathered in front of the computer to suck cats, sat down beside Qiu Shi, and said nervously, "You know? Leprechauns actually have abilities. ”

"Like jumping very high?"

Qiu Shi still didn't have the energy to deal with it, he was going to take a nap this afternoon, but the three goblins were making a fuss, he only went to the bedroom on the second floor to lie down for three minutes, Xiao Silly and the rabbit began to make a fuss, if it wasn't for him to get out of bed quickly, I'm afraid the whole house would be demolished by Xiao Du.

The captain shrugged, but he could also see Qiu Shi's perfunctory demeanor, he directly opened the webpage with his mobile phone, entered the country's largest pet forum, clicked on one of the posts, and handed it to Qiu Shi: "Look at it." ”

"Where did you get the gossip?" Qiu Shi took the phone and looked at the speech of the post at a glance.

But speaking of which, the creature of goblins seems to be becoming more and more proliferated, and it was okay before, the Internet blocked the news of goblins, and there didn't seem to be too many goblins in the field of vision of humans, and now, goblins appear more and more frequently, and even Qiu Shi, a guy who usually lives at home and school, has met four goblins.

There are more goblins, and the news blocking on the Internet is of course like a decoration, and almost every forum has posts discussing goblins, the most of which is this pet forum.

After reading the post quickly, Qiu Shi's brows furrowed deeply, and he raised his head and asked the captain, "Really?" Spitfire? ”

"I think it's true, it shouldn't be the first case, and the others should just not be exposed." The captain's expression was also a little serious.

"No, I think it's just hype." Qiu Shi threw the phone aside, "Look at that acrobatic troupe, who can't breathe fire?" It is estimated that this goblin is learning the performance of the acrobatic troupe, and then this person thinks it is some kind of ability. ”

But to be honest, if there was really an ability or something, Qiu Shi would not be surprised.

After all, cats and dogs can already turn into humans, and the ability is not too difficult to accept.

"I think it's true." The captain shrugged his shoulders and pointed his finger at the fool and asked, "Has there been anything strange about her lately?" ”

Qiu Shi was stunned, although he had spent a lot of time messing around with Xiao Silly recently, he really hadn't noticed anything strange about her.

"Silly!" He shouted at the computer.

The little fool who was sucking the cat suddenly jumped up, landed on all fours, and quickly climbed onto the sofa on Qiu Shi's side with his knees, and then raised his head, opened his big confused eyes, and looked at Qiu Shi stupidly: "What's wrong?" Suck is busy. ”

"Have you been spewing fire and water lately, or have you been emitting thunder and lightning or something?" Qiu Shi asked her with a serious face, "Or maybe you find that water and fire don't invade King Kong and don't break it." ”

The fool blinked, unable to understand why his own fool had suddenly become mentally retarded.

But since Qiu Shi asked so seriously, she couldn't answer too casually, so after thinking about it carefully, she slapped her big white leg: "Yes!" ”

Almost at the same time, Qiu Shi and the captain's eyes were focused on her.

"I've been able to eat lately!" The little fool wrinkled his nose seriously and said, "I think I've gained at least five pounds recently!" ”

"You can eat every day, not recently."

Qiu Shi was deflated all of a sudden, and after glancing at the captain, he remembered his own affairs when he saw the captain walking upstairs helplessly.

"That's right, little fool." Qiu Shi grabbed the tail of the little fool who was about to return to the computer and continue to suck the cat, and pulled it back, "Wait, there is still something to ask you." ”

"What's the matter, can't I wait until I'm done sucking the?" Xiao Silly returned to the sofa with a disgusted face, reached out and pulled back his tail that was held in Qiu Shi's hand, and complained, "Don't you know that tails can't be pinched!" Look at the cat girls in those novels! As soon as you pinch your tail, you will be in heat, okay! ”

When did you start reading novels again?

Qiu Shi has one head and two big, and he can do his best to imitate the fool who watches TV series, but it is even more terrifying if he reads novels, after all, most TV series are urban melodramas, and novels are no different from killing people and chickens.

"What the hell is going on?" The little fool lovingly wrapped his tail around his body, gently stroked the tail that was a little dragged and hurt with his hand, and complained unhappily, "It's not that the cat said you, you're almost twenty years old, right?" Girlfriend doesn't go to trouble the cat every day, the cat also has its own life, okay? ”

I don't know why, I suddenly want to strangle her.

"Are you interested in learning taekwondo or Muay Thai, martial arts, or whatever?" Qiu Shi took out a foolish fake ID card from his pocket, was stunned for a moment, threw it on the coffee table, took it out again, and finally took out a poster of Taekwondo admissions, "Hey, are you interested?" ”

Xiao Silly took the enrollment poster curiously, looked at the picture on the poster of those people wearing white clothes and tying trouser belts and kicking their legs, frowned, and shook his head: "I'm not interested." ”

"What about this? What about this? And this? ”

As if he had changed his magic weapon, Qiu Shi successively took out posters of Muay Thai training classes, Hong Boxing training classes, Jeet Kune Do training classes and starting point writer training classes from his pockets.

Hmm, how did the last inexplicable thing get in?

This thing can't do it, it ruins people's hair and bad people's youth.