Chapter 2 First Occupation

Mu Junliang tried to enliven his body while walking, and the more he tried, the more satisfied he became. He used to be tired of running, but now the 100-meter sprint is good: it was good to jump half a meter before, but now he can stand there firmly after jumping more than 1 meter, and even the movements that he couldn't do before are no problem now. People are in good spirits at happy events, at first they just feel good, but now they are trying while walking, so how is the word "good".

What made Mu Junliang even more satisfied was that after taking a break on the way, he couldn't help but think of the past, Mu Junliang found that he remembered a lot of things that he couldn't remember, and his life was like watching a movie. Mu Junliang couldn't help but sigh a little, his life was too miserable. From this incident, Mu Junliang discovered another advantage: good memory.

All the way forward, walked about 7~8 miles, Mu Junliang suddenly heard the voice of talking, this time Mu Junliang was excited, finally able to see people, no one knows how sadistic it is to walk naked, if it weren't for the way he kept trying to pass the time, he didn't know how to live.

Mu Junliang cautiously approached the place where he spoke, and heard a boy say flatteringly: "Ali, you see it's 2 o'clock, it's not safe for you to go back by yourself, go to my house!" No one in my house. ”

Mu Junliang was stunned when he heard this, and said in his heart: "Well, this is Cantonese." But I can't understand Cantonese! Why can it be understood now? Could it be that this is the welfare of this sentence again. "Mu Junliang is a mainlander, not to mention Cantonese, but sometimes he can't understand some dialects in his province, so Mu Junliang is a little stunned. As for why he can hear that this is Cantonese, it is because he has watched many Hong Kong films in his previous life, which are all spoken in Cantonese, of course, the following is accompanied by Chinese, although he can't understand it, but the taste can be heard.

Just when Mu Junliang was stunned, he heard a girl say shyly: "Wen Zai, no." It's so late, my mommy is waiting for me at home, and I'll be scolded if I don't go back. When Mu Junliang heard and confirmed that this was Cantonese, he couldn't help but be happy and annoyed. I am glad that this body can understand Cantonese, but I am annoyed that this place may be Xiangjiang, because the girl called the kid "Aberdeen" in Mu Junliang's memory, and this place in Xiangjiang seems to be called that.

I heard the boy continue to say flatteringly: "Ali, didn't you call your aunt earlier, and say, 'Is there a class reunion tonight!'" When I go back tomorrow and tell my aunt, I will say, 'I will stay with my classmates for one night, no.'" Good no good? “

The girl said, "I'll think about it again, okay?" Mu Junliang couldn't help but be speechless for a while when he heard this, this is obviously a pair of young people in love, what the boy and girl think, that is, Mu Junliang, a single dog, understands it." Good cabbage makes the pig arch," Mu Junliang thought sourly. Immediately thought hatefully, "Anyway, I'm looking for clothes, so I'll pick up this kid's clothes first, I don't learn well at a young age, and I come out to get a partner, which is worth it." "Alright! This is purely Mu Junliang's jealousy, watching others eat grapes and say that grapes are sour.

At this time, under the moonlight, where a wooden stick was lying was so dazzling and so windy. Mu Junliang picked it up without hesitation and strode towards the pair of young men. When he arrived, Mu Junliang shouted, "Don't move, rob."

The boy is tired of the girl, and Mu Junliang's words almost scared the two to death. Then the eyes of the two were bigger than that of the cow, their mouths opened into an "O" shape, and their hands trembled and only Mu Junliang was shivering. Suddenly, the two remembered Mu Junliang's words, and the boy said with a crying voice: "Big brother, robbing money or robbing sex?" The girl cried directly and said, "Big brother, don't rob me, people are still underage." ”

When the two spoke, Mu Jun said brightly: "Hey, they can understand what I say, it seems that it will not be a problem to communicate with people in the future." Thinking about this, I couldn't help laughing, but this smile was so obscene in the eyes of the two young people, and the girl was even more afraid in her heart, "What kind of pervert is this!" It's really unlucky today, it's all because Wen Zai, I won't get along with him in the future. “

But just in the mood to get up, after the two finished speaking, 10,000 crows flew over Mu Junliang's head. He scolded in his heart: "Who are these people? Even if he has been a single dog all his life, he has been in love when he was young, although he didn't succeed, but he won't be able to get a base! "Especially that girl, cry as long as you cry, cover your eyes with your hands, what do you mean? Cover it, just cover it, you always secretly take your little hands away, secretly take your eyes to see what you're doing underneath, you really think you're blind. "Little female hooligan" This is Mu Junliang's evaluation of the girl. If he knew what the little girl was thinking, Mu Junliang scolded his mother even more. But he didn't want to think about himself, it was the middle of the night, naked, took a stick, appeared in front of people, and robbed, and anyone would be cranky. This is also the young man he robbed is 16~17 young, if he meets an older person, the "Amitabha Buddha" who is not beaten will ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for blessing.

Looking at the two, Mu Junliang was upset. said directly to the boy named Wen Zai: "You, take off your clothes." “

When Wen Zai heard this, he cried directly, protecting his clothes and crying: "Big guy, let me go?" I don't like Bunny. The girl named Ali stopped crying and said, "Big guy, you like men to say it directly, it scares me to death." As he spoke, he gave Mu Jun a roll of his eyes. The girl said in her heart: "He looks so handsome and strong, he is actually a rabbit master." Blind with such a good figure. Then he looked at the two of them with a red face and fixed eyes, especially when I Mu Junliang always looked down, no longer like Mu Junliang heard just now, he was ashamed to answer, just like a little sister. In fact, the main reason is that the girls of Xiangjiang 16 can get married now, so the average girl is not too thin-skinned. The girl named Ali just now thought that Mu Junliang had taken a fancy to her, and she was a little afraid, but now she felt that Mu Junliang liked men, and she was no threat, so she became bolder. What's more, Ali is now full of curiosity, and she can only say that this kid is a bit of a second.

Mu Junliang's face darkened, and he was even more anxious, the man said that he couldn't have the name "rabbit". So, he scolded: "Pounce on your sister, you are a rabbit, your whole family is a rabbit." I ~~~~~~, "Forgive our protagonist, I've never scolded anyone in my life, this time I'm in a hurry, so I scolded such a sentence, and I can't scold anymore, I don't have words, it's really sad!!!!!!!!!

Wen Zai looked incredulous, and said with a crying voice: "Then you want me to take off my clothes." ”

Mu Junliang's face was constipated, wasn't it just a normal sentence, how could they understand it that way. Is it so hard to get clothes? In fact, this is the fault of his infrequent communication with people. "I said give me your clothes, didn't you see me naked?" Mu Junliang said angrily. scolded my mother for a while, "Hey, the good mood of the day has all made these two living treasures gone." ”

"Ah, you just want clothes?" The boy and the girl said with a confused look on their faces.

"What do you think?" Mu Jun lit up again, he had never seen such two people. As for saying that I was wrong, how could it be, it was because their thinking was too dirty, anyway, it was not my fault, Mu Junliang understood it like this.

"Big guy, then you make it clear." The boy was even more upset, and scolded in his heart, "What a thing! It's such a shame to hurt yourself, what should Ali think of me in the future? But he was too timid to scold. I can only scold in my heart, and at the same time take off my clothes and throw them to the other party.

Put on the clothes, although a little small, but barely able to cover them; As for the discomfort, bear with it first, you can't strip the child naked, in case the child falls ill, you will be guilty. Thinking about Mu Junliang, he breathed a sigh of relief, he was finally not a savage.

Looking at the two young people, Mu Junliang's jealousy came up again, and he couldn't help scolding: "It's not good to study at such a young age, so you can learn from others to make objects, are your parents right?" Go back and study hard, and let me see that I will strip you naked and throw you on the street. Roll~~"

The two were shocked for a while, and Ali even muttered: "My sisters who are as big as me are all mothers." “

Mu Junliang's ears are now very bright, his eyes widened, and he shouted, "What did you say?" “

Ali shuddered, pulled up Wen Tsai, who was still in a daze, and ran, saying as she ran, "I didn't say anything, you must have heard it wrong." "There's something terrible in the back, and the average person has explosive potential, and the two of them will run away after a while. If you chase it, Mu Junliang will also catch up, after all, this body is too strong. When the two ran away, Mu Junliang felt wrong, "What else did you not do?" “。

Patting his forehead, Mu Junliang was speechless for a while, and scolded: "Rub, I forgot to ask what age this is." And why didn't you make a few bucks, it's a problem to eat now. As if to confirm his words, Mu Junliang felt a wave of hunger in his stomach.