Chapter 582: Try Tickling
Liverpool are in good form, especially when Alonso returns from injury at the beginning of the year, and Liverpool are finally in their best form.
Vardy always thinks that Liverpool's squad is the worst of all the giants, but in fact, looking at the starting list in front of him, Vardy suddenly found that it seems that Liverpool is not as unbearable as he imagined.
The midfield triangle has finally reunited with Alonso's return from injury, bursting out with the most terrifying energy, which is what Benist is most proud of, and this is the fundamental reason why Liverpool can compete with all the super giants.
After Owen, Liverpool have been plagued by the lack of a striker, Barosh is overwhelmed, Cisse is a glass man, Morientes is not suitable for the Premier League, Crouch is very poor against odds, and Kuyt is more like a sapper up front......
These strikers, who can't get on the table, have turned Liverpool's luxury midfield into a foil, a foil to their wasted opportunities again and again.
Finally, Liverpool has a trustworthy striker on the front line, and the arrival of Spanish golden boy Torres has completely solved Liverpool's stubborn problem.
Although the other positions are not particularly good, Liverpool, with a sharp knife, is by no means something anyone dares to take lightly.
Jamie Vardy could already have predicted that this would be a tough matchup.
......
Before the game, Vardy said hello to his old friends in the Liverpool team, and even if he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone in the game, he could still talk and laugh off the field.
It's just that when they say hello, the Liverpool players are obviously defensive of Vardy, which makes Vardy a little confused.
I didn't want to you!
In fact, when others guard against you, they don't rely on your subjective consciousness to divert them.
How little did Vardy ever do with Liverpool?
If nothing else, that kiss is enough to shake the football world.
You know, even now, Gerrard's girlfriend often interrogates Gerrard, you don't really have a leg with Alonso, right?
Although Vardy's teasing is unpredictable, there is a certain pattern at all, the more solemn the occasion, the more fierce the battle, the greater the chance of Vardy's teasing?
If it's just that he goes crazy, then it doesn't matter, I'm afraid that Vardy will use his opponent as a target for teasing, then Liverpool will be miserable.
So, it's understandable for them to be wary of Vardy, and it doesn't hurt to be careful.
Vardy shook his head, forget it, I'm really not in the mood to reason with them, and I'll think about how to play basketball.
When he walked out of the tunnel and entered, it was the referee who took the ball, and Vardy had planned to show it first, but it didn't happen.
With the referee's whistle, this much-anticipated Champions League focus battle officially kicked off.
As Mancini thought, Liverpool, who are playing at home, will definitely attack with all their might, and the schedule is not advantageous, if Liverpool can't get an advantage at home, then when they come to the away side, the chances of them being able to eliminate Inter are infinitely close to zero.
The Golden Triangle controls the midfield, and if Vardy is really compared, then he feels that Liverpool's midfield is definitely stronger than Inter, and even in all the midfield combinations in his previous life, he can rank in the top three, and even win the championship is not impossible.
Top all-round midfielder Steven Gerrard, top playmaker Marcos Alonso, and top defensive midfielder Mascherano are a combination that feels incredibly strong and can not be left behind against any team.
In contrast, the combination of Inter midfielder Vieira and Cambiaso, although tough, Vieira is old and has long been out of his prime, and Cambiaso and Gerrard seem to have a slight gap.
After the start of the game, Liverpool controlled the midfield, and in the shouts of the home fans, launched a fierce attack towards the Inter half, if their usual attack is just a calm rising tide, but now, it is like the tide of the Qiantang River, turbulent and violent, as if with the power of nature, people are powerless to stop.
Inter are suppressed!
This is normal, in the absence of an essential difference in strength, no team can suppress the opponent for 90 minutes, and Inter is no exception, even in the face of weak teams in the league, Inter Milan does not have the time to concede goals, let alone face Liverpool, which is also top-notch.
But Inter defended well, or rather, they were well prepared.
Mancini had long expected that Liverpool would not be willing to be unsuccessful at home, so in order to cope with Liverpool's onslaught at the beginning, Inter Milan retreated, and even Vardy wandered at the edge of the penalty area to prevent the goal from leaking.
Vardy was a chicken thief, and originally wanted to use a savage dash and a deadly flying tackle, but when he thought that he had just started, if he accidentally carried a yellow card, it would be difficult to play later, so he smiled and took out the tickle he had just drawn in the lottery.
Of course, Jamie Vardy didn't really expect this thing to defend, just to take it out and have fun.
Torres takes the ball, Vardy reaches out, go you!
In an instant, Torres felt as if something had stabbed into his chrysanthemum, and that kind of comfort could no longer be described as itchy.
A spirit, throwing away the ball at his feet, Torres' whole body was almost weak.
Vardy was also a little stunned, as if he had made a big push......
Ignoring Torres, who seemed to have been blown up, Vardy took aim at Gerrard again in the next round.
This time, Jamie Vardy was in good control.
At the same time, Gerald's steps were wrong, and he felt so itchy for Mao?
No, in public, countless cameras are pointed at you, if you scratch your private parts, then tomorrow maybe how many lace tabloids say that you have a heavy taste.
It was so itchy that Gerard simply pretended to fall to the ground and rubbed on the ground, which was the best he could come up with in a short period of time.
While rubbing like a cramp, he showed an orgasmic expression, and in fact, Gerald was ashamed inside.
Vardy was almost cramping with laughter, and it seemed that your action was no more elegant than you scratching your private parts directly.
Vardy looked at the tickle in his hand, it worked surprisingly well, and Vardy thought it could be of greater use.
In another round, Vardy tickled Alonso.
This time, though, Vardy didn't greet Alonso's bottom three, scratching Alonso's lip.
Alonso was running, and suddenly felt that his lips were so itchy, and he couldn't help but subconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked it to stop the itching, the effect was not bad, at least it could be relieved.
It's just that this action of his was exactly done to Gerald, and Gerald watched Alonso coquettishly stick out his tongue and lick his lips at him, seducing himself nakedly, and instantly got goosebumps.
It reminded him of the shocking kiss between the two, when Vardy was witnessing it, and was Alonso planning to repeat the classic scene?
Gerald's little heart was so frightened that he had to work hard in his heart.
Can we stop playing?
Well, Vardy has really had enough, and he reluctantly put away the itch, next time he will change someone's pit, and the old pit will not be interesting for a few of them.
It's just that the three people in Liverpool have been choked enough, and they can't find the culprit!
In the first ten minutes, Liverpool's onslaught was already too strong, and it was Inter's turn to counterattack.
With a wave of Mancini's hand, Vardy jumped towards the opponent's half like a cannonball, and it was up to him to lead the counterattack.
Liverpool is tough in the middle, so Inter can completely skip the middle, take off on both wings, and then go from the ribs to the goal, and Liverpool also has a headache.
Vardy started as a wide blaster, and although he has perfectly transformed into a super shooter, he will never lose his ability to eat, and once he is active on the wing, the opponent will not be able to prevent it at all.
Known as the beast, Mascherano is already the top defensive midfielder in world football, although he is still a little frizzy and not as steady as when he was at Barcelona, but ordinary attackers usually can't pass his defense safely.
But such a defensive titan was played by Vardy today, and he was so ashamed that he almost wanted to commit suicide.
Vardy is getting stronger again!
It was not that he had not played against Vardy in the past, whether it was against Everton or Manchester United, and he basically had nothing to do with Vardy, but he was not as much of a chicken as he was today.
To be able to make himself so embarrassed, Vardy launched a surge, it is simply inhumane!
His own defense is also strong, but Vardy can use the simplest actions to clean himself up, and he is completely like a reckless schoolboy in front of Vardy.
Even with Reese's help, under the attack of the two, Vardy is often able to flexibly get rid of the defense of the two in a small area, and if it were not for Gerrard to help defend at any time, I am afraid that Vardy would have gone on a killing spree.
One Jamie Vardy was holding back the attention of three men on the flank, and you can imagine how hollow the defense is in other positions, and the right side of Inter's attack has become an open area as far as the eye can see.
There is no way to do it, even if you miss others, you must not let Vardy go, with Vardy's offensive efficiency, every chance can be fatal.
The problem is that even if the three seem to have trapped Vardy, Vardy is still like a swimming fish, and he may not be able to get out of the encirclement of the three and deal a fatal blow to the Liverpool goal.
In the 22nd minute of the first half, Vardy ran to the left rib without the ball, and Xiao Ma and Rise immediately followed, once again forming a trap situation, even if he used his body, he had to block Vardy and prevent him from entering the penalty area.
However, at this time, the left side was also empty, and Figo immediately flew up, dribbled down the ball, and slipped along the bottom line into the penalty area.
As a last resort, Reese can only quickly make up for the past, Vardy is terrible, and Figo is also not weak, can he still let Figo enter the small penalty area?
As soon as Reese left, Vardy immediately seemed to break free, and a flexible run out of the position rushed into the small penalty area, and the little horse brother was caught off guard, and even wanted to reach out and pull Vardy, but when he thought that this was the forbidden area, the little horse could only retract the hand of sin stupidly.
At this time, Figo had already pushed the ball into the small penalty area, instantly breaking the balance in the small penalty area.