"I actually became Greg Oden! Damn Zhu Qi, that stinky mouth is really a special spirit, and it is actually more hanging than me, a man with magical powers! However, I really want to tear his stinky mouth off! I'm also cheap, and I'm still talking about it later! It's all this stinky mouth that is to blame! Thinking about it, Wang Wei, who is now Auden, couldn't help but fan his mouth with his hand, and muttered in his mouth: "I'll let you say it!" I'll let you say it! ”

Another patient who lived in the same ward was a little stunned when he saw Auden holding his fan-like hand and fanning his big mouth hard, and was stunned for a while before he reacted, and hurriedly rang the bell to call. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the quiet afternoon, there were not many people in the hospital, let alone the corridor of the inpatient department, only a few nurses who were busy changing dressings and delivering medicines walked in the corridor. The nurses' station is at one end of the corridor, and there is nothing to do here in the afternoon, and the nurses are happy to relax.

"Hey, when did you buy that LV bag you brought to work today? Why didn't I see you recite it two days ago? ”

"Oh, you said that bag, I didn't buy it, I just gave it to me from my boyfriend who just got it yesterday, how is it, is it good-looking?"

"It's beautiful, it's definitely expensive! Your boyfriend is so generous to give you such an expensive gift! ”

"That's not, in my sister's eyes, how can I dance a poor boy as a boyfriend! But seriously, Lilian, with your more than your sister's posture, as long as you nod and wave your hand, don't talk about LV's bags, even if it is a luxury car, there will be a lot of sons and brothers with obedient hands! Do you want your sister to introduce you to two? ”

"Uh...... Forget it! I'd better save up my own money to buy it! ”

"If you have resources and don't use them, it's a waste, and it's a shame to waste!" The woman with her purple hair in a nurse's hat said with lipstick on her face.

"Lucy, don't talk to me, we've been sisters for so long, don't you know me?"

"Okay, Lillian, don't be angry, I won't say it!"

At this moment, the alarm bell, which had not been sounded, suddenly sounded, and without warning, startled the two nurses who were chatting, and the lipstick in Lucy's hand was drawn out of her mouth, leaving a red line on her cheek on the side.

"Ahh Lucy yelled, "Who the hell is it, actually scaring the old lady while she is putting on makeup!" I'm going to kill him! When Lucy saw her own appearance in the mirror, she was immediately furious!

"Alright, Lucy, wipe it off, we'll have to go over and see what's going on!" Lillian handed over a tissue and left the nurses' station and walked to the room shown on the screen.

"Lillian, wait for me! I'll go with you! I'm going to see if it's that bastard! Lucy trotted after Lillian, wiping the marks off her face with a tissue!

As soon as I walked into the ward, I saw Auden, whose head had been bandaged, banging hard against the wall, and muttering something in his mouth!

Seeing the nurse walk in, he watched Auden go from slapping his big mouth to hitting the wall, and the patient who was hiding in the innermost part of the hospital bed was so frightened that he immediately shouted: "Nurse, hurry, that guy is crazy, first smacking himself in the mouth, and then hitting the wall there!" I'm still babbling, I don't know what I'm talking about! I'm scared to death, I'm going to change wards! I don't want to be killed by that madman! The patient howled with snot and tears.

"Look at your broken block! Isn't it just a madman? Look at what scares you, you're almost wetting your pants, aren't people still not doing you! Lucy couldn't help but sarcastically say, the one who is numb is this turtle grandson, cowardly and something, and dares to ring the bell to disturb the old lady's makeup, isn't this just playing a lantern in the toilet, looking for death!

"Hey! That's the wall, sir! You can't bump it, and the wound on your head isn't healed yet! Seeing Auden sitting on the ground, still banging against the wall, Lillian ran over to stop Auden's self-harming behavior. Otherwise, since you want to hit it so much, sir, you might as well hit this! Lillian picked up the pillow on the bed, "This is better than hitting the wall, you can see that you can bend it, isn't it fun to take a moment!" Lillian bent her pillow and turned to Auden.

A faint body fragrance, coming to the nose, without the artificial smell of perfume, pure body fragrance, Auden, who was still hitting the wall, stopped, and couldn't help but say: "It's so fragrant!" He turned his head and looked at the nurse squatting beside him, with snow-white skin, golden hair like a waterfall, eyebrows, eyes like blue beads, bright teeth and red lips, and teeth like a cloudy moon appearance.

"Do you think I'm insane?" Looking at Lilian, whose face was flushed, Auden always felt that something was wrong.

Lillian didn't speak, but the look on her face was clearly saying, aren't you?

"Damn!" Auden gave his middle finger unhappily and stood up. Lilian watched Auden stand up, and hurriedly stood up, and Auden, who was seven feet tall, made Lilian, who was taller than the average person, have to look up.

Auden lowered his head and looked at Lilian, the condescending Auden, through the pink nurse suit, saw a touch of spring on Lilian's chest, and gently coughed to relieve the embarrassment. said to Lilian: "My name is Wang Wei, I don't know if I can know Miss Fang's name?" ”

"What are you talking about?" Lillian said she didn't understand.

"Ahem!" Auden's face turned red, and he brought his old habits with him, and said in English: "My name is Greg Oden, what is your name?" ”

"Oh, Mr. Oden, did you just speak Chinese? That's amazing! My name is Lillian, and I'm the nurse on this floor, and when I heard someone calling in this ward, I came over to take a look, but I didn't expect you to really test whether the walls of our hospital are hard or not! ”

"And then you think I'm mentally ill? And let me hit the pillow? Auden took over.

"I'm sorry, there will inevitably be a misunderstanding in this case, not to mention, the gentleman before said that you slapped yourself with a big mouth!"

"So you misunderstood? Am I happy to do it, but not yet? "Auden's face was already old, and when he pulled it down, he looked even older.

"Okay! Yes! I just didn't expect your hobby to be so special! Lillian couldn't help but laugh.

"Okay, this gentleman, since you're fine, then we'll go first, and there will be a few patients who need to change their dressings, so we won't disturb your rest!" Lucy looked at Auden, who was obviously fine, and pulled Lillian to find a reason to leave. "And this gentleman, could you please ring the call bell after you understand the situation? You're interfering with our work! Thank you for your cooperation! ”

"Stop! Do you want to go? Auden stopped the two men who were walking out. Lillian, huh? You misunderstood me so much, it caused a lot of damage to my heart, I think I should give an explanation for this matter, at least give some compensation, right? ”

"What compensation?" Lilian took it quickly, then reacted and covered her mouth, thinking to herself, "Oops! I'm so stupid, so don't I just admit it? God knows if he'll take the opportunity to blackmail me! Poor wallet, you're not fat yet, but you're going to lose weight again! ”

"Hey! I said, are you a big man? Isn't it just a misunderstanding? It's so calculating! Lucy said like a calf, trying to clear Lilian's name for compensation!

"I remember a famous person named Nikolai Zhao Si once said something like this: There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved with one meal, if there is, then two! I think so, you invite me to dinner, and this matter is over! Otherwise, I'll complain to your dean! Auden rolled his eyes and said with a smile.

"Lilian, don't promise him, you see his rolling eyes and that lewd smile, he must be playing some bad idea!" When Lucy heard Auden's words, she immediately said to Lillian, persuading Lilian not to promise him, not to let his treacherous plan succeed!

"Alright! I promise you, please don't tell the dean! Lilian thought about it, but agreed, if the complaint was brought to the dean, she would be punished a little, and if it affected the little sister Lucy, it would be bad, as the saying goes; Bear with the calm for a while!

"You!" Seeing that Lillian agreed to Auden's request, Lucy stomped her foot angrily and walked straight out of the room.

"This is for you, here's my number, when you decide to invite me to dinner that day, call me, be on call!" Auden picked up the pen and paper on the cabinet, wrote a string of numbers, and handed it to Lillian.

"Lucy, wait for me!" With the number given by Oden, Lillian chased after Lucy, who had already left.

"It's kind of interesting!" Auden showed a playful smile, "Since there is no way to leave, then I will do Auden once!" Beauties, your Emperor is back! Phew! It's the NBA, and your emperor is back! ”