671. Where is my son?
Liverpool managed to extend their lead from three to six points by a landslide 4-0 defeat at home, and Leicester will undoubtedly have a few more points to catch up.
Perhaps really affected by the festive atmosphere, the 18th round of the league can be described as an upset:
Manchester United were upset 2-0 away at Stoke City, while Chelsea were held to a 2-2 draw at home by Watford.
Manchester City and Tottenham won against Sunderland and Norwich respectively.
But Arsenal were miserable, losing 4-0 at Southampton and Saints striker Shane-Long scored a brace that left Gunners fans furious:
"The people with the surname Long are all bastards!"
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Three days later, the final league game of 2015 was also in full swing.
The festive mood has clearly not yet dissipated, with the exception of a 3-4 goal-scoring tie-out between Everton and Stoke City, where few other games have been exciting.
For example, Manchester United and Chelsea drew 0-0 at Old Trafford, Leicester beat Manchester City 1-0, Arsenal beat Bournemouth 2-0 and Tottenham beat Watford 2-1 in the last minute thanks to Son Heung-min's goal.
Ah, this Watford is amazing!
In this round of the league, Liverpool, who adopted a semi-rotating lineup, defeated the black cat Sunderland 4-0, and Lonshette, who only came on as a substitute in the 75th minute, brushed up the data of one goal and one pass.
Before you know it, Lonshette's league goals have reached 39 goals, and everyone believes that there is no suspense about this season's Golden Boot award 10,000%.
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After 19 rounds of play, the league schedule has officially passed halfway, and Liverpool has scored 47 points and still leads the standings with a six-point advantage.
The 47 points is not only not the best in the history of the Premier League, but it is not even ranked in the top three, whether it is Manchester United under Alex Ferguson, Chelsea under Jose Mourinho, or Manchester City under Roberto Mancini.
So Rogers and his disciples weren't too excited, after all, they had a track ahead to learn from.
In the 08-09 season, Liverpool won the halfway championship with 46 points, but in the end?
Ferguson unleashed a second-half counter-attack against an ambitious Benitez to win the club's 18th top-flight title and equal the Reds' record of honour.
Neither the Liverpool club nor the Liverpool fans dared to get too excited, and for Brendan Rodgers, even more so.
He had already experienced the joy and sorrow of falling from heaven to hell, and this time he did not want to be the laughing stock of the whole world again, and after a short period of joy, he buried this emotion deep in his heart, not wanting anyone to see it.
And what about the absolute core of the team?
Long Shute didn't even feel a trace of joy, because he had a problem.
A big problem in life that concerns future generations!
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Royal University Hospital of Liverpool.
After recovering from a severe cold in mid-November, out of an abundance of caution, Lonshit underwent a full-body examination.
A few days later, he got a reply from the hospital, advising him to have a more in-depth special examination.
But Lonshit, who was busy leading the club on multiple fronts, didn't have time until just before Christmas.
After all, the system didn't reflect to him that there were any major injuries in his body, so he didn't take it seriously.
It wasn't until Emma returned home that she escorted him to the hospital, half urging and half persecuting.
"Mr. Long, and the dragon head, the specific inspection situation has indeed come out."
Their attending physician, William Robles, an andrologist in his mid-fifties, said as he handed over a checklist.
Although he took it in his hand, he only glanced at it, and was dazzled by the technical terms, and he barely knew a word except his own name......
Fortunately, Robles did not overestimate his medical level either, and quickly explained to him:
"I would venture to ask, is the couple's life harmonious and smooth?"
Long Shute was stunned, but Emma hurriedly replied:
"Even though we're in two places most of the time, as long as we're together, we come almost a few times a day, and that's ...... Will it be too often? Did it have an impact on his athletic career? ”
His wife was so frank, Long Shute was a little embarrassed.
Robles shook his head slightly:
"It's nothing, I mean...... Have you ever been pregnant? ”
Before Long Shute could speak, he felt Emma's gaze become fierce:
"No, although I don't always wear safety measures, I didn't get pregnant unexpectedly."
Robles nodded:
"For what I'm going to say, please be a little prepared."
Just listen to him continue:
"Modern medicine has developed for hundreds of years, but to this day, there are still many diseases that cannot be treated, and there are even many diseases that cannot be accurately judged......
Long Shute couldn't help but frown.
As a socialist successor born under the red flag and raised in the spring breeze, he certainly knows that just as modern science cannot fully explain all natural phenomena, although medicine has been highly developed, it is not omnipotent...... What does this have to do with yourself?
These few words sound ...... It's like I have an incurable disease!
"Mr. Long's physical indicators are very healthy, but ...... But there is a problem in the reproductive system that cannot be ignored," Robles added, fearing that he was talking too seriously, "Many athletes in the sports industry have similar problems. ”
Where did Long Shute want to listen to these irrelevant words of comfort, he couldn't help but urge:
"Doctor, you'd better be more direct, I didn't even go to high school, and I can't understand some words at all."
Robles glanced at Emma, who was like a flower, and then at the "vulgar" illiterate dragon, and a look of pity flashed in his eyes:
"Due to unpredictable reasons, the tadpoles in Mr. Long's body are different from ordinary people, although they are highly active, they are ...... As a result, the probability of the woman becoming pregnant is greatly reduced. ”
Ronshette and Emma looked at each other.
"What do you mean...... Am I infertile? ”
Robles denied:
"It's not that absolute, it's just that the probability of conception will be reduced a lot, probably to 5% of normal people......"
Long Shute asked with a serious expression:
"If I can conceive, will it affect the development of the child? For example, causing physical deformities, mental retardation, etc.? ”
Robles shook his head:
"There is no scientific theory to prove a direct relationship between the two."
Long Shute pondered for a moment, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He suddenly remembered the book he had read a long time ago, which can be called the originator of the journey.
Xiang Shaolong has been crisscrossing the Seven Kingdoms for more than ten years, showing mercy and unruliness everywhere, but he failed to leave an heir, and the last Xiang Yu still inherited from the knees of his righteous brothers.
Compared with Xiang Shaolong, who has been infertile for life, he is still much luckier.
At least there is hope for yourself.
Ronshette patted his pants and walked out of the private reception room with Emma in his arms.
When he got back to his car, he suddenly became happy again:
"Baby, throw away all those condoms at home!"
Since the probability is low...... Then increase the number of times!
I, Long Ritian, am only 25 years old this year, strong and strong, and I am immune to all diseases, and I don't believe that I can't conceive a son and a half daughter!
It's up to you, Humanoid Juicer!
From today onwards, they can experience the feeling of intimacy to the fullest!