"King Kong in the clouds is a counterattack, and it is difficult to savior it! Chinese captain Wufu broke the Blues! ”

"The king of Portugal made a penalty and lost the battle, and Long Shute staged the Seven Stars again!"

Between August 6 and August 9, Liverpool won the first two titles of the new season with two big wins.

They swept Chelsea 7-1 at Wembley Stadium in the Community Shield, with five goals and one pass, while Benteke scored with a header from the Blues but could only suffer his first heavy defeat in two years.

Three days later, in the European Super Cup in Macedonia, as the Champions League champion, Liverpool swept the Europa League champion Manchester United 9-2, Lonshette scored seven goals in a crazy way, and Mourinho was still beaten into a sieve even if he put on a crazy 9-0-1 formation!

There is another reason why this game is getting more attention:

Cristiano Ronaldo has made another big decision in his career, he has moved from Real Madrid to Manchester United!

In order to bring back the former No.7 king of Old Trafford, the Red Devils paid a transfer fee of 150 million pounds to the Galacticos!

If you add Ronaldo's signing fee and agent Mendes's commission, the Red Devils' total cost exceeds 220 million pounds!

Compared with Neymar's previous 200 million euros, at least 30 million euros more!

The Portuguese king has given up many of his privileges at Real Madrid to return to Manchester United, who finished fifth in the Premier League last season, not for a more lucrative salary – and of course, they will not let him take a pay cut.

Messi is no longer his opponent!

He came to Manchester United to challenge Lonshit up close!

In addition to this, there is another reason:

Those damned tax officials in Spain are like flies!

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Cristiano Ronaldo's departure from Real Madrid was definitely more surprising than Neymar's departure from Barcelona, and the transfer unsurprisingly triggered a series of earthquakes.

With Bale's repeated injuries and inability to pick up the blame, Real Madrid president Florentino and manager Zinedine Zidane had to search for replacements all over the world.

Dybala and Mauro Icardi have definitively rejected Real Madrid's offers, while Antoine Griezmann has been left dead by Simeone at another stadium in Madrid.

In a hurry, Real Madrid, lacking an emergency plan, had no choice but to poach Chelsea's Belgian magnate Eden Hazard by throwing money at it, while the Blues poached a frustrated Alexis Sanchez from their city-side rivals Arsenal's squad.

Arsenal, which has lost Sanchez, Giroud and other frontcourt players in a row, had to take over Uruguayan striker Cavani, and at the same time brought in strong reinforcements such as Lacazette and Kolasinac as planned, barely filling the hole.

And due to the fierce competition in Paris, Neymar began to exclude dissidents again, and Lucas Jr. and Draxler left the team one after another, and these first-line stars in their playing years undoubtedly got the crazy rush of the transfer market!

And with the opening of major leagues, another shocking news was suddenly announced on August 24th!

"Barcelona core, Argentine king, Leo Messi...... Transfer to Manchester City! ”

Lonshit, Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi......

The Premier League, known as the number one league in the world, has finally become the veritable number one league!

An incomparably crazy era has finally arrived!

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On the evening of the day Messi confirmed his transfer, the Premier League's big three met in Monaco.

This is the draw for the group stage of the 2017-18 UEFA Champions League and the award ceremony for the 2016-17 season.

With Lonshit and Cristiano Ronaldo reaching the final, and Messi only making it to the round of 16, it's no wonder he feels slightly embarrassed.

The 32 teams are divided into 4 pots according to the rules,

Pot 1 of eight league titles, including the defending champions:

Liverpool (Premier League champion, defending Champions League champion), Real Madrid (La Liga champion), Bayern Munich (Bundesliga champion), Juventus (Serie A champion), Benfica (Portuguese Super League champion), Paris Saint-Germain (Ligue 1 champion), Spartak Moscow (Russian Premier League champion), Shakhtar Donetsk (Ukrainian Super League champion);

Pot 2 is the top eight teams in Pot 1:

Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, Sevilla (Spain), Monaco (France), Borussia Dortmund (Germany), Manchester City, Chelsea, Manchester United (England, Europa League winners).

The third tier includes:

Porto (Portugal), Napoli, Roma (Italy), Tottenham Hotspur (England), Basel (Switzerland), Olympiacos (Greece), Anderlecht (Belgium), Besiktas (Turkey).

The fourth tier is:

Celtic (Scotland), CSKA Moscow (Russia), Sporting de Portugal (Portugal), Atlético Greeks (Cyprus), Feyenoord (Netherlands), Maribor (Slovenia), Leipzig (Germany), Qarabag (Azerbaijan).

In the presence of Shevchenko and Totti, the round of 32 was drawn into 8 groups.

Group A: Benfica, Manchester United, Basel, Army;

Group B: Bayern, Atletico Paris, Anderlecht, Celtic;

Group C: Liverpool, Barcelona, Roma, Qarabag;

Group D: Juventus, Paris, Olympiacos, Sporting Lisbon;

Group E: Sparta, Sevilla, Tottenham, Maribor;

Group F: Shakhtar, Manchester City, Napoli, Feyenoord;

Group G: Monaco, Porto, Besiktas, Leipzig;

Group H: Real Madrid, Chelsea, Porto, Atletico Greece.

Looking at his next three opponents, Long Shute was a little unbearable.

Barcelona without Messi, what else is there to play?

Suarez, Coutinho, Mascherano ......

As the current captain of Liverpool, are you thinking about putting some water on these old guys?

The competition in the Champions League is so fierce, you don't need to expend your energy here, just ...... Go home in the group stage, okay?

Well...... Seems like he'd done it once before when he played for AC Milan?

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Totti, the wolf king who personally sent Rome into the group of death, smiled helplessly, but he heard a burst of comfort:

"Don't worry, Francisco, although Rome doesn't have you, it's also a strong team to be reckoned with!"

He shook his head with a wry smile and nodded:

"Thank you for your comfort, but ......"

Long Shute blinked:

"Do you want to bet with me? In the end, it must be Liverpool and Roma who advance to the knockout round! ”

Totti perked up and hurriedly sent a text message to his eldest brother:

"Quick! Break the bank and buy Rome! ”

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"The winner of the 2016-17 UEFA European Player of the Season is...... Dragonsch! ”

When UEFA President Aleksandar Ceferin announced the winner of the award at the end of the ceremony, the Slovenian lawyer did not forget to introduce Ronjut:

"Anyone who follows the game of football will never forget what happened in the past year, and we are witnessing miracles and legends happening with our own eyes.

200 goals in the league in a single season, 61 goals in the Champions League, and 339 goals in all competitions combined, even Pele, who once scored a thousand goals, admitted that this is a devil! ”

"Yes, I did."

With a burst of voices, Brazilian football king Pele came up from behind the curtain with the support of his assistant:

"339 goals a season, more than five goals per game, even when I'm playing warm-up games, it's rare to be able to achieve that efficiency.

I have to admit that the crown of the champion of the ball on my head will have to change from today onwards.

And I'm pretty sure that in the not very long history of football, and for the longer years to come, no one will surpass him! He is the emperor of the football world! ”

"Thank you."

Ronshette took the strangely shaped trophy from him, and then raised an eyebrow:

"I am grateful for your compliment.

It has been said that your praise will often become a crow's mouth, and the person you praise will surely meet with bad luck. ”

Bailey laughed.

I saw Long Shute shrug his shoulders:

"But I like a challenge, so, this challenge...... I accepted it! ”

"Clank!"

A crisp electronic voice suddenly sounded in his head.

This voice, he almost forgot it:

"Main Quest: Dominate Football! An emperor through the ages!

Mission description: Win 50 trophies in a row in Liverpool and not allow you to lose the title in any official competition!

Mission Progress: 24%, 12 have been obtained.

Quest Reward: Male function is enhanced for life.

Failure Punishment: Lifetime ......"

Long Shute couldn't help but want to smash the trophy to the ground!

That's enough!

You low-level and fun scum system!

Lao Tzu is going to be Lao Tzu!

You're still threatening me with my penis?!