"Hey, Qiu Shi, have you heard?"

In class, the bamboo pole classmate on the side whispered to Qiu Shi: "It seems that something big happened yesterday!" Something extraordinarily big! ”

"Oh?" Qiu Shi turned his head to look at him with interest and asked curiously, "What's going on so big?" The secondary school next door is fighting again? ”

"Much better than that?" After snorting disdainfully, the bamboo pole continued as if showing off, "I got up early yesterday, and then casually walked around the forum, and guess what you found?" ”

"What?" Qiu Shi felt as if he had guessed what the bamboo pole wanted to say, but in order to cooperate with him, Qiu Shi still showed a particularly eager look to know, "Don't tell me what the end of the world is." ”

"How is that possible?" His voice was lowered again, as if he was a thief, and he whispered, "I heard that many people's pets became human yesterday. ”

"What the hell?"

Qiu Shi was stunned for a moment, this guy really said this is this.

However, this sluggishness made the bamboo pole think that Qiu Shi was shocked by his words, so he continued to tell him triumphantly.

"It's true! I was wondering if it was a lie, but the picture doesn't look like P, what cat lady dog lady, even spider lady, I heard that the panda park over there in the mountain city, there is a panda that has also become a human. The bamboo pole's voice was lowered, for fear of being heard by outsiders, "But don't go to the Internet now, the news is blocked." ”

"Let me tell you, those pets, animals, or whatevers that have become human beings now have special names for them." Bamboo pole looked proud that he had found such an interesting thing, "They are usually called goblins, but not the kind in novels, some people say that they can be called orcs, but orcs are too ugly, so goblins are better." ”

"Oh oh~" Qiu Shi listened very seriously and gave enough face to the bamboo pole.

"Over there! What to talk about! ”

The teacher on the stage threw a piece of chalk over, and it landed perfectly on the eyebrows of the bamboo pole, and he covered his head and lay on the table in pain, no longer daring to brag to Qiu Shi.

However, the bamboo pole didn't settle down for too long, just a few minutes, and he continued to blow to Qiu Shi softly again: "Tell you, the cat lady is really ugly!" I saw a photo in the forum.,Five-year-old cat.,After becoming a cat lady, it's like an aunt.,It's ugly.,Those novels say that cat girls are beautiful are all liars.。 ”

But my cat lady is very beautiful! Although I'm a little stupid, my breasts are a little smaller, and my ass isn't that big, my little face is delicate enough!

Qiu Shile kept nodding his head, not taking what the bamboo pole said to heart at all.

However, according to the bamboo pole, after the five-year-old cat becomes a cat lady, it looks like an aunt? Does that mean that the age of the cat lady is actually calculated according to the degree of physical aging? Generally speaking, a one-year-old cat is about the same as a fifteen-year-old human, so the fool is about fifteen or sixteen years old after becoming a human, and the four-year-old cat has become an aunt?

Well, this speculation is yet to be verified.

The course in college is quite easy, after the end of two classes and four hours in the morning, Qiu Shi's next time is all his own, there are no other classes, he doesn't plan to go out to play or anything, he just wants to go home and train Xiaosil well.

Coming out of the back door of the school, I walked about 500 meters, turned into an alley, and then walked up the stairs of the alley to room 303, which is the house where Qiu Shi lives now.

As soon as he walked into the house, Qiu Shi saw Xiaosil squatting in front of the computer, looking at the cat video on the computer screen with a focused face.

"Dasha?" The little fool glanced back at Qiu Shi, turned his head coldly, and casually shouted to Qiu Shi, "I'm hungry!" Dine! ”

"Wait, I'll call you takeout." Qiu Shi took a chair and sat next to Xiao Silly, watching Xiao Silly control the computer.

It seems that it is because Xiao Shi often watched Qiu Shi control the computer in the past, not to mention how fast she learned to use the computer, before Qiu Shi got up in the morning to get ready for school, it took about ten minutes to teach, and then Xiao Shi was able to skillfully control the mouse to browse the web.

Of course,Because she can't read the text without annotated pronunciation,When browsing the web,,Basically click on those pictures that are interested.,At this time, I just don't know what's going on and click on a cat video.。

The cat in the video should be a beautiful short, very cute, look at the appearance of at least five or six thousand yuan, the cat lazily lying on the hostess's big white legs, four feet to the sky to show a small belly, gently scratching its owner, and purring on the mouth.

Xiao Silly was almost stunned, she watched it for a few minutes, and suddenly pointed to the beauty in the video with her finger, and said to Qiu Shi: "Little Silly! I want to mate with it! It's so handsome! ”

"Huh?"

Qiu Shi, who was looking down to play with his mobile phone, was stunned by her words.

"It's handsome! I want to mate with it! Silly repeated again.

"It's really cute......" Qiu Shi carefully observed the beauty in the video, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "But where is handsome?" ”

Well, this little fool's aesthetic still maintains the aesthetics of a cat, right?

"I want it!" Xiao Silly grabbed Qiu Shi's arm, rubbed her head on Qiu Shi's arm, and was cute and coquettish, "I want to mate!" Copulation! ”

"But you've been ligated by me......"

Xiao Silly's flushed face immediately cooled down, and the whole person looked at Qiu Shi in confusion, and then looked at his lower body, and then suddenly realized: "It turns out that I have been ligated by you!" ”

"What is ligation?" She asked again.

Qiu Shi obviously noticed that Xiao Silly's vocabulary had increased a lot, and he didn't stutter as much as he did yesterday, but some words still had to take a long time to speak.

It seems that she showed her a video for a morning today, and the little fool has gained a lot!

"Ligation is ......" Qiu Shi suddenly thought, if he told the truth, would he be caught crazy by this little fool?

"Ligation makes you so beautiful, that cat can't climb you at all!" Qiu Shi immediately changed the words on his lips, "Now you only have the most perfect!" The most handsome cat is worthy of you! ”

Xiao Silly thought carefully for a moment, looked down at his body, licked the back of his hand or something, and then asked again, "What is Gao Pan?" I don't understand~"

"Dasha, your words are too long, I don't understand, I don't understand." The little fool kept shaking his head, and then he didn't continue to dwell on this matter, and continued to look at the handsome hair in the video, and muttered, "I really want to mate with it......"