This is a world full of slapsticks, and there is no way to test whether it is really true, after all, the so-called sassy words refer to the words that are hidden in the edge, without enough literary accomplishments, and they are easy to understand!

The so-called literati actually refer to those scholars who are full of nonsense.

Reading is good, not necessarily a saucker, but a saucker must be a good reader!

Yanyun, here is full of yellow sand, the sunshine is harsh, if outsiders come here and don't pay attention, there is a high possibility of heat stroke.

Shenwei Fort, this is the most powerful sect in Yanyun, the people of the sect practice day and night with guns, and arrange troops to resist Western Xia, which is extremely fierce.

Some people may wonder, the weather in Yanyun Hanhai is hot, wouldn't the disciples of Shenwei Fort get heat stroke when they practice in the sun every day?

"Drink!" On the high platform in the center of the training ground, only an earth-shattering shout could be heard, and under the dazzling sunlight, the surging energy in the body of the figure exploded, and the stainless steel chain mail draped on the body was torn apart on the spot, revealing the man's naked and strong upper body!

Shenwei Castle stunt, back to the water!

"Good!" The crowd in the audience immediately applauded, and then hundreds of people neatly lined up in the audience also burst into cheers, and the surging energy instantly shattered the clothes on the upper body!

Both men and women!

Of course, after all, Shenwei Fort is a famous and decent family, and there are countless industries under the door, among which the weaving industry is the most, after all, Shenwei Fort has the stunt of hitting the backwater, which means that their consumption of clothes is huge, and over time, the technology of weaving clothes should be the most in Shenwei Castle, and their highest masterpiece is the close-fitting fabric used by the female disciples of the door, which is not broken by the knife and cannot be worn by fire!

Although everyone present blew off the clothes on their upper bodies, there was no indecent picture as the vulgar people imagined, and the female disciples of Shenwei Fort were still wrapped with strips of cloth on their bodies.

"Come on! Sing along with me! "The person on the high platform is none other than Han Zhentian, the third son of the lord of Shenwei Castle, known as the three young men of Shenwei, "The man of the sand!" ”

The audience responded!

"Dahe slipped to the hole, licked the awakening and woke up the shellfish hole, hehe, haha, aunt lure!"

There was silence in the audience of ".....", and everyone was silent.

A few male disciples whispered, "Why Dahe?" "I don't really understand either, but Sanshao once said that it was noon on hoeing day, and now it happens to be noon."

In the distance, two heroic women in military uniforms had complicated faces.

"This could be a fake brother!" One of the women said, the hands of the guns turned white.

"Don't say it, the Blue Dragon Society was ambushed at the beginning, and the situation was critical, he may have been scared out of the Lost Soul!" Another woman with a few strands of white silk on her head sighed.

"That's too intimidating, isn't it? By the way, what about Daddy? Han Zhentian is messing around here, so he won't come out to stop it? "Han Yingying, one of the Shenwei Shuangshu, Han Zhentian's second sister.

"Daddy.... He really can't accept the great change in his younger brother's personality, and now he is borrowing wine to drown his sorrows..."Han Sisi, one of the two sisters of Shenwei, Han Zhentian's eldest sister.

“..... The family is unfortunate~" Han Yingying's tone was very complicated.

"Lost the east corner of the harvest of Sangyu, although my brother was scared stupid, but his skills have become unfathomable, and even his father thinks that he is not an opponent!" Han Sisi sighed with emotion, "Just like Li Yuanba in the Tang Dynasty, although people are stupid, my brother's kung fu is now unbeatable!" ”

"Yes, as soon as I came back, I clamored that I would go to Gongzi Yu to teach him how to be a man, and let Xiao Siwu come to Shenwei Fort to be a military advisor, and what did he say that Sigongzi was like a god, and he knew the changes in the next five hundred years, I really don't know what he thinks, he, should he be given an ecstasy curse by Xiao Siwu, right?" Recalling what Han Zhentian had done after he came back for most of the month, Han Yingying had to guess so.

"It should ..... Not really, right? Han Sisi was a little unsure, if it was in the past, she wouldn't believe in these strange things, but now, she might have to learn to believe it.

At this time, they noticed a group of people coming in the wind and sand.

"Hey, I see you're leaving Yutang, why don't you go and greet you?" Han Sisi laughed, "Before, he heard that Zhentian had a brain problem, so he claimed that he wanted to find the best imperial doctor in the palace to come over, and now the old man who followed him should be it~"

"Don't talk nonsense there, what is my departure from Yutang?!" Han Yingying glared at her sister, her face slightly hot.

"Ahh Oh no, Liyutang was beaten! Han Sisi suddenly pointed to the distance and exclaimed, "This, how strong is Zhentian's kung fu now?" Can't even hold up a move from Yutang?! ”

"What?!" Han Yingying was startled, and hurriedly looked up, only to see Liyutang, who had come all the way with the highest imperial doctor in the palace to treat Han Zhentian's brain, had been pressed to the ground and rubbed by Han Zhentian, who was embarrassed and angry, and half of her face could no longer see its original appearance, Han Yingying's face was a little stiff, "Hmph! This shows that his identity as the leader of the Ten Thousand Miles Killing Alliance is not worthy of his name! ”

"Don't talk about it, let's hurry up and stop them, it's too late to leave Yutang and be killed!" Han Sisi hurriedly pulled his sister to the scene of the incident.

Under the training ground, Han Zhentian rubbed one of the four alliances in the world and the leader of the alliance from Yutang on the ground with one hand, and held a spear in the other hand, faintly pointing at the opponent's Huiyang acupoint!

"Phew!" Han Zhentian shouted, "Okay, you carp soup, you dare to say that I have a problem with my brain, I think you have a problem with your brain!" Look at me not beating you out of today! ”

"Oh, Brother Zhentian, don't fight, don't fight, if you fight again, you'll die!" Li Yutang, who was pressed to the ground and rubbed on the ground, saw the direction of the spear in Han Zhentian's hand, and suddenly felt tightened, feeling that it was difficult to do well today.

"Stop! How can you beat my alliance leader?! Isn't Kamui Fort a friend of Wanli Kill? The disciples who came with Yutang couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly stood up to stop Han Zhentian's atrocities, "My alliance leader has worked tirelessly to invite the best imperial doctor in the palace for you, you don't just say thank you, and you actually beat our alliance leader in turn, this is too ignorant, right?!" ”

"Bastard, bastard!" Han Zhentian's face twitched, and he clenched his spear, "You bastards, see that Dad won't kill you today!" ”

Just when Han Zhentian was about to break out and hurt people,

"Stop!" Han Sisi and Han Yingying finally arrived.

"Okay, Han Zhentian, the wings are stiff, right? People kindly invited the imperial doctor to treat your brain, but they even dared to beat people in turn?! Han Yingying scolded with hatred.

"Phew! I don't have any problems with my brain! Okay very! "Han Zhen's weather is in a hurry, why don't these ordinary people understand their own thoughts?

"And say it's okay, what do you say you are doing with that bullshit sand man?" As soon as she said this, Han Yingying's face turned redder and redder, "Is this a song sung by people?!" ”

The songs sung by Han Zhentian are not blushing and their hearts are racing!

"It's called hitting the soul!" Han Zhentian pursed his lips, feeling that he was getting farther and farther away from these ordinary people.

"Yingying, save me!" A weak cry for help sounded on the ground, and I saw that at this time, Liyutang was already out of breath and less in breath.

"Rubbish! Why don't you fight back?! Han Yingying scolded, no matter how unfathomable Han Zhentian's martial arts are, he won't let him down from Yutang with one move, right?

"Brother Zhentian's skills have improved greatly, if I don't go all out, I won't be confident that I can beat him, but I'm afraid I'll hurt him if I go all out~" Li Yutang said ashamedly, feeling that his face was about to be lost.

"Hey, what a big breath!" Han Zhentian was happy, he was angry, "I think I Han Zhentian once went to the sky to fight and catch whales, just because you want to win me with just carp soup?!" ”

Thinking about the days when Han Zhentian was clearly marked as a bodyguard in the plane mall, what kind of things did he not do?

It's almost like flying out of the atmosphere to hit satellites!

"What, flying chicken? Everyone around looked confused, chickens can really fly?

"If you countrymen don't understand, forget it!" Han Zhentian felt that he was playing the piano to the cow, "In short, it's not who I, Han Zhentian, is targeting, but everyone present is rubbish!" ”

"Enough! Zhentian, you can give me enough to stop! Look what you're talking about?! Han Sisi couldn't listen to it anymore and reprimanded.

"I'm talking about good words!" Han Zhentian pursed his lips disdainfully, looking at Liyutang, who was pressed to the ground by himself and rubbed but had no power to resist, for a while, he felt more and more lonely, "Hmph, scumbag, except for Brother Gongsun Bai in this world, I'm afraid there is no one who is my opponent~ Alas, life, it's really lonely as snow~"

"Who is Gongsun Bai?" Hearing that Han Zhentian, whose skills have been unfathomable since his brain was broken, personally touted that a person's kung fu was no less than him, and everyone present was shocked.

A Han Zhentian has a brain problem that is already terrifying, isn't there another guy named Gongsun Bai who also has a brain problem?

A realm like Han Zhentian's current is already very achievable, and only people with brain problems have the opportunity to touch this threshold!

"Yo~ Brother Han, I can't imagine that you miss me so much?" At this moment, a frivolous and ridiculous word fell from the sky, from all directions, and the sound waves rolled.

Except for Han Zhentian, everyone was moved!

I looked around, but I didn't see anything.

Only Han Zhentian, he looked up for the first time, only to see a few black shadows coming from the sky under the dazzling sunlight above the sky.

"Flying immortals outside the sky, a sword from the west!" High in the air, one of the two figures hugging each other, Lang Sheng exclaimed, "Brother Gongsun's sword method is truly wonderful!" ”

I saw the cold light flickering, and the sword light fell from the sky, stabbing straight into the martial arts platform!

With a bang, the gravel flew the sword, and in the smoke and dust, a person walked out slowly, "A thousand cups of drunkenness do not fall, open the mouth of the poem, raise the sword to fight the enemy, and the good story of the green history!" ”

This aura, this force, shocked everyone in Shenwei Castle at that time!

Except for Han Zhentian, he smiled and let go of his right hand that had been pressing on Liyutang's head, and walked towards the other party, "Gongsun, I haven't seen a rise in kung fu for a few days~" Immediately saw the other party holding an unconscious person in each hand, and wondered, "These two are?" ”

"Picked up on the side of the road~" Gongsun Bai walked out of the smoke and dust, and said with a smile, "Brother Han, how is your big buffalo breeding?" ”

Han Sisi and Han Yingying, who were not far away, twitched the corners of their mouths when they heard this, and the big buffalo....

"This, this, is this an immortal?" Almost everyone's eyes were focused on Gongsun Bai, this person was wearing white fur, a sword hanging from his waist, and his clothes were very similar to a sect on the Qinchuan side.

"Taibai disciple?!" "When did the white dog become so powerful?" "Shhh

No matter how small the voice is, it is impossible to hide from Gongsun Bai's ears, he, but he grew up in the kennel since he was a child!

It's like the Inuzuka clan in the Naruto world, who grew up with dogs since childhood, and not only has a keen sense of smell, but also a sense of hearing that is beyond ordinary people.

However, Gongsun Bai didn't care even if he heard it, he just raised his eyebrows, and said to Han Zhentian, "Come, Brother Han, let's go to the corner to talk, in fact, I came this time to discuss something with you." ”

"Oh?" Han Zhentian stepped forward with a curious look and asked, "What's so grand?" ”

"Big deal! The big thing to make money! Just ask you if you want to do it! "Gongsun Bai Xue has a presence.

"The big thing to make money? Tell me about it! Han Zhentian was full of excitement, "If you really make money, then of course I will do it!" ”

Scold!

The cold mangs came out of the sheath, Gongsun Bai pulled out his sword, and the tip of the sword pointed straight at the sky, the two figures that fell from the sky.

"Unbounded Dragon Yin, who is fighting?! The sword points to the eight wildernesses and dominates the world! Gongsun Bai's voice was arrogant!

The two figures that fell from the sky were Tang Qingfeng and his doll, although Tang Qingfeng had just entered the plane mall for less than a month, and his skills could not keep up with the progress, but he had a doll, so he could also go to the sky.

His doll has many functions, one of which is to take people to the sky!

"Huh~ so arrogant?" Han Zhentian gasped, turned his head to look at Tang Qingfeng and his doll who came over, and said with a fist, "Brother Tang, are you also going to join?" ”

"Hehe, naturally~" Tang Qingfeng said with a smile, holding his doll in one hand and a panda in the other, this is his younger brother, Tang Sanshao.

(Once Literature Network,)