ps: My famous quote is: Life is made up of one routine after another, and I am the one who stands at the peak of the routine!! Huh, hahahaha!

"Brother, it's here, not that side....."

"Brother, it's over there, it's not over there....."

"Brother, it's over there, it's not over there....."

"Ahhh My brother is so stupid, he can't even tell the difference between southeast and northwest!! ”

Wu Fang: ——#

"Ahh It's a mistake, it's ........"

"Oh my God! Little Ancestor, no matter how high your IQ is, you will collapse!! ”

"How is that possible? It's obviously brother, you're too stupid! Xiao Murong was very unconvinced, and sat in a wheelchair and looked back. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Wow, your brother and I are also a college student, right? You don't think that now you are still the same as a few decades ago, and rich people can pay a little money casually to let people with insufficient scores go to Tsinghua University and Peking University, right?! ”

“....... Said ....... It seems to make some sense. ”

"That's right..... Obedient children are ......"

"But I still think my brother is stupid....."

Xiao Murong's second half of the sentence almost choked Wu Fang to death!

"You're enough! Is your brother and I a fool in your mind....."

"Hmm!"

Wu Fang: ! @#￥%

"Poof!" Xiao Murong saw Wu Fang looking so stunned, and then covered her mouth and held back a laugh.

"Little Murong..... I don't believe your brother today, how can I make you believe it...... My intellect! ”

"Huh? Well....... this."

Xiao Murong turned her head and looked at Wu Fang with a mysterious face.

Wu Fang suddenly felt a chill on his back, this little girl's mysterious appearance was too ......

"Then let me ask my brother a few questions...... If my brother can answer correctly....."

Wu Fang snorted coldly in his heart, what kind of rare questions can a little girl like you ask who hasn't even taken a step in the door. It's not easy to deal with you, huh!

Admire me, wait for you little girl to know how high the intelligence of this great god is!!

"Hee-hee...... That big brother listens. ”

"Hmph, let the horses come!!"

"Well, brother, listen...... The first question is that the cherry and the apple fell from the tree at the same time and hit my brother's head, which one hurts more?! ”

"Well, why did you hit me in the head, am I Newton?"

"Hmm! Brother is not allowed to complain, answer the question quickly! ”

"Uh, this problem, I think it should be that apples will be more painful, because apples are heavier and quite hard!"

Wu Fang said it naturally, he really felt that his answer should be regarded as no problem at all.....

"Alas....." Who knew that after listening to Wu Fang's question, Xiao Murong actually shook her head, and let out a sigh of lamentation and anger.

"Brother is so stupid! How do apples and cherries hurt? They don't feel it. It's going to hurt, it's my brother's head! Stupid! ”

Wu Fang: Huh?!

"Question 2!" Xiao Murong didn't give Wu Fang time to react from his bewilderment, and then asked the second question: "A black dog and a white dog are good friends, very good kinds, one day the white dog accidentally fell into the oil well, and then the two little dogs met again, may I ask, what will the black dog say to the white dog blackened by oil after they see each other?!" ”

"Damn, what's the problem...... Anyway, how could that white dog fall into an oil well..... What's even more strange is why it fell into an oil well and managed to crawl out alive?!! ”

"Brother!! Answer quickly! ”

"Uh..... Forehead..... This question, "With the horror experience of the first question, Wu Fang knows that this girl is going to play tricks with herself! No, you have to exhaust your imagination and answer the answer that best suits her heart!

"The black dog will say, hey, friend, you look so much prettier!!"

After a long time, Wu Fang cautiously said the answer.

"Huh?! Brother, your imagination is too rich. This time, Xiao Murong was speechless, and Xiao Murong's expression directly made Wu Fang's heart chuckle! It's bad, it can't be a wrong answer!

"The answer to this question is, when the black dog sees the white dog, it will be: Howling is right, brother, your dog can actually speak human words?!"

Wipe!! Wu Fang was directly petrified this time!

"Alas, my brother is so stupid, forget it, seeing that my brother is not convinced, then ask another question."

Xiao Murong didn't mean to stop at all, it seems that she has to ask the brother she just recognized as mentally retarded today.

"Question three, huh? Brother, before the third question, I will ask my brother an auxiliary question, does my brother know who the president of Huaxia Kingdom is from 2015 to 2020?! ”

"Ahh Of course I know! Wu Fang thought to himself that you had finally asked a fairly normal question, and then swore that "China's president from 2015 to 2020 is President Xi Jinping!" He is also one of the most beloved presidents of the people since the founding of the People's Republic of China, and his greatest contribution is that he has done a very good job in anti-corruption and anti-corruption work! ”

"Hee-hee, my brother is not stupid after all." Xiao Murong laughed softly this time, seeing her like this, she seems to be herself, can she pass this question?!

"Then, brother, listen well, please ask if, I mean if! Xi Jinping was assassinated before he was elected president, so what happened to the Chinese Congress?! ”

"Well, what's this..... If Xi Jinping is not elected president, then Huaxia is likely to be rampant with corruption, which may lead to the misery of the Chinese people, and the government forcing the people to rebel...... Of course, it probably won't be that serious......"

"Ahhhh Wrong, wrong, wrong!! My brother is so stupid, stupid! If Xi Jinping is assassinated, then the impact on Huaxia will be: one less person in the Huaxia Congress! Stupid brother! ”

“.......”

"One last string of questions! Brother, seeing that you are so stupid, I will ask you a few simple questions. ”

"First question, brother, how many steps does it take for you to stuff a rhinoceros into the refrigerator at your own house?!"

"Okay..... I don't complain, just open the fridge door, stuff the rhino in, and close the fridge door! Right?! ”

"Well, my brother got it right! Next, the animal kingdom is going to hold an animal sports conference, may I ask, why didn't the rhinoceros show up? ”

"Because the rhinoceros is still in the refrigerator!"

"Wow! Brother, your intelligence has improved, and you got it right again......"

Wu Fang: I'm a good party......

"Brother, next, at the sports meeting, an ant knew that the rhinoceros was not coming, and rode to your house to look for the rhinoceros, and when he passed by the mud near his brother's house, why did he leave only one footprint instead of two?"

"Uh...... Forehead...... This question..... Because the ants are too light?! ”

"Ahhh Wrong! Because ants ride bicycles!! ”

Wu Fang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

"Next, my brother came home and wanted to open the refrigerator to find something to eat, but why did my brother know that there was an ant in the refrigerator before opening the refrigerator?!"

"(⊙o⊙)..., how would I know ?!!"

"Ahhh My brother doesn't even know about this, because the ant's bicycle is still parked in front of your house!! ”

Wu Fang: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻

"And then! When the ants were carrying the rhinoceros on their bicycles back to the sports meeting, they accidentally got into a traffic accident, and the rhinoceros was seriously injured! Blood is needed for surgery in the hospital, and many small animals go to see the blood, but why do the small animals come back after they have been there? ”

"Huh! Because rhinos don't have a good relationship with these little animals?! ”

"Wrong! How can it be? Because when the little animals went to see the rhinoceros, they found that the little ants had already donated blood, and they felt that there were ant brothers, and the blood should be enough, so they left!! ”

Wu Fang: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"Brother, then the rhinoceros was discharged from the hospital, and I wanted to visit the ants and thank it for saving its life, but why did the rhinoceros fall and be seriously injured when it was about to arrive at the ant's house?!"

"This ..... Because there's another traffic accident?! ”

"Wrong!! Because the ant and his father happened to be enjoying the shade not far from home, he tripped over a passing rhinoceros!! I don't know, stupid!! ”

Wu Fang: I can't describe it with words and expressions......

"Brother, continue to ask a question, this time the rhinoceros went to the hospital again, but why did the rhinoceros die seriously this time and didn't donate blood to it?!"

"Because, the animals don't know that the rhinoceros is injured?!"

"Ahhh Brother, you can't use your brain, because the ants who helped the rhinoceros donate blood last time were still at home because of too much blood transfusion!! So there are no more critters that give blood to the rhinos!! ”

Wu Fang: Poof..... God, kill me with a sword!!

"The last of the last!! The Animal Games court has taken up the case of the rhinoceros death, who will they prosecute?! ”

"Uh, ants?"

"Wrong!"

"Its dad?!"

"It's you, brother!! You think, if you hadn't stuffed the rhinoceros in the refrigerator in the first place, how could there be a series of tragedies later!! That's why my brother should be responsible for the death of the rhinoceros!! ”

Wu Fang:, what you said makes so much sense, why am I speechless......