Chapter 2 You're Not Human?

"Say it first, I'll listen"

Pretending that he didn't know what was going on, the North listened to Godric Gryffindor's explanation, which probably meant that the four of them were going to establish a magic school here, giving this young girl who feared magic and persecuted those who had magical talents a place to study and shelter, and now the four of them had a disagreement on the location of the site.

The idea of putting aside the north's fear that the world would not be chaotic must have fooled them into going to the city of London to establish a magic school, but in retrospect, the black egg spoke before leaving.

"If you fool around again and make the main plot impossible to do, I'll send you to *** painting as the female supporting actress"

Thinking about the ending of Brother Cheng of the human bulldozer, the north thinks that it is better to forget it, the premise of his own death is not to die, why are there so few foreigners, it is caused by death regardless of occasion and level.

Beifang rubbed his chin: "This, in fact, it's not difficult, you see how good the scenery is here, the lakes and mountains, the small hills are easy to defend and difficult to attack, and there are deep forests nearby, and the forests have their own magical creatures, as well as ingredients and building materials, it is an ideal place to build a nest."

Godric looked at Salazar with a smug expression: "Look, my idea is right"

Salazar looked at Godric with an idiot look, and then pointed to the north: "Didn't you pay attention to what she said just now, this is her territory, and people's nests are there"

Godric was momentarily dumbfounded, and when he thought about it carefully, it really seemed that the north had said that she was here first, and the north was very satisfied with this place, and wanted to build a nest.... That is, the North is not people.

Godric asked North, "You're not human?" ”

The north raised his head and scolded: "You are not a person, your whole family is not a person, you are not a person in the next life, you are not a person in the next life,, you, big, master"

Being scolded by the north, Godric tilted his face and pointed at Salazar's face and said, "Brother, is it interesting for you to pit me like this?" “

Helga and Rowena on the side handed each other a color, the two of them, who were young and beautiful and had big white legs, tried to lower the vigilance of the north with their identity as women, and Rowena of them had a gentle expression on his face, and asked the north with a smile: "So, what kind of creature are you, Your Excellency of the North?"

"We're serious human beings, okay, the statue of the emperor"

Rowena: "You want to build a nation?" ”

The North waved: "It's been built, but not here, the world"

Not in this world

The information is a bit big in an instant

"Then you are"

Beibei rubbed his hair: "Passing by here, stay for a few years and leave, you don't believe it"

Salazar shook his head: "Don't believe it"

North: "Then I said I'm here waiting for the four of you."

Salazar, Godric, Helga, and Rowena shook their heads and said in unison: "I don't believe it."

Beibei spread his hands: "Since I don't believe you, why are you asking so much, let's talk about the point, I want to build your school here, right?"

Salazar, Godric, Helga, and Rowena nodded obediently: "Yes"

The north pinched his waist and pointed to the surrounding land domineeringly: "This piece is Lao Tzu's territory, don't look at Lao Tzu, I have mental illness, my brain is a little abnormal, I want to build a school on my territory, and I will demolish it as an illegal building for you in minutes, hahahaha"

The unbridled laughter of the north echoed in the sky

The passing bird flew away in an instant

O(∩_∩)Oha

The North is happy

The four people were helpless, and the shrewd Godric used a delaying tactic, and in the name of pretending to discuss, he pulled the four people to discuss countermeasures, and in their eyes, the north was already a monster that could find a way to fool them and use it to help them guard the door.

Fight intelligence

I'm sorry

Ben North is not such a person

We've always liked to solve it by force

However, you still have to give people the opportunity to show their intelligence and talents, otherwise how will you exploit them in the future.

At night, the bonfires parted, and Salazar, Godric, Helga, and Rowena were together.

The North lit a fire himself, caught a big fish from the lake, and roasted it.

I love fish

Eat grilled fish

Hey

Babble

Singing a strange skewer song, in front of the north, on the wooden fork, the fish meat is only roasted by the fire below, the outer skin gradually cracks, leaking out the tender fish, and a small amount of fish oil seeps out along the skin of the fish and drips onto the wood.

The fragrance seeps out little by little

The north took out the oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, cumin, pepper from his pocket and began to spread it evenly.

In the grass not far from the north, a small green snake motionlessly observed the north.

Salazar, Godric, Helga, and Rowena were in the fire, Salazar kept saying: "The other party is not a beast in the wilderness, the spice box in her hand is very exquisite, it is a metal product, although there is no pattern, but the workmanship is quite exquisite, and the fabric of the other party's clothes is also better than ours, her country should be more prosperous than ours, or the country where she makes her clothes is more prosperous than ours."

"Moreover, the other party also has space magic equipment, and many materials are out of thin air."

Rowena interjected: "Yes, I see these in the eyes of the owl, oh, she seems to have delicate plates, oh my god it's white porcelain, I only see these in the materials of the Roman Empire, it's something from the mysterious country of the East"

Salazar: "So how can we build our school under her nose or with permission, if it is best to pull her into the water, mysterious and powerful can help us protect the school"

Godric: "The other party is not one of those stupid dragons who guard treasures, Salazar Slytherin, if you think so, I can guarantee that you will die a miserable death" From the beginning of the kick in the north, Godric Gryffindor understood, in fact, they are not at the same level as the north, the other party can kick themselves out when they don't react, then the knife behind her can easily hack them to death.

Helga interjected: "Actually, don't you pay attention, if she really said that she just stayed here for a few years and left, why are we still struggling with the question of whether this is her territory?"

Helga's words made Salazar, Godric, and Rowena instantly look like stupid donkeys

Salazar looked at Helga with a crooked face, "Smart Lady Helga Hufflepuff, could you have told me about your discovery earlier"

Helga seemed to be a young beast who had been wronged and lowered silently, tears were about to fall, and Rowena on the side was very angry and taught Salazar: "Salazar, how did you speak, Helga found a problem and reminded you that you actually said this about her, apologize, hurry up~!" ”

Salazar was defeated by Rowena Ravenkla's eagle-sharp eyes and apologized to Helga: "I'm sorry"

Helga: "Hum ╭ (╯^╰)╮"

Godric Gryffindor on the side suddenly had an idea: "I have a way"

To be continued