Chapter 5 The Daily Life of Primary School Students
Duanmu Feng's father, Duanmu Sanshu, was also a hero, and the ranking still belonged to the middle and upper reaches of the hero list, but he was tired of all kinds of popularity, meritorious service, and a high-salary invitation from a business tycoon, he changed his career to become a security consultant (security captain), responsible for managing the security work of a financial company, and Duanmu Feng's mother, Yukiko, was also a hero, and later left with Duanmu Sanshu to become a professional security guard. And with the relocation of that financial company, Duanmu Feng is also facing a change of school.
"Let us welcome Duanmu Feng to the second class of the fourth grade of Kobe Elementary School with warm applause!" A smiling young lady stood behind Duanmu Feng and pushed Duanmu Feng forward, "Then let's introduce yourself, Duanmu-kun"
Duanmu Feng hung the eyes of the dead fish, looked at the pile of "ignorant" little children below, and slowly said helplessly, "My name is Duanmu Feng, I now live in Shirasha Town, Kobe City, and I am nine years old this year. ”
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"This guy is such a stinky fart, cold and indifferent, as if he doesn't show us in his eyes."
"yes, yes, oh, pretending to be the same as adults, and looking at us with that kind of look. I'm nine years old. ”
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"This kid was obviously not like this just now" The young lady teacher who kept a dry smile looked at Duanmu Feng a little inexplicably
an hour ago
Yukiko pulled Duanmu Feng and came to the young lady's office, "Teacher Wuqi, I'll hand over Fengjun to you, we just moved, Fengjun is not familiar with this side, please take care of it, this child is a little naughty, please be sure not to let him use his personality, especially when eating." ”
"Alaala, Mom, I'm not a child anymore, I'll definitely listen to my beautiful sister, get along with everyone, and call a lot of friends"
"What a good boy" Hearing Duanmu Feng call him his sister, Wuqi suddenly burst into joy (usually called aunt~) "You can rest assured, Duanmu Jun will leave it to us, we will definitely teach him well"
Watching his mother gradually walk away, Duanmu Feng's cute expression gradually faded
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"He's meowing an ancestor again" Listening to the noise in the class and Duanmu Feng, who looked calm and calm, Miss Wuqi said "mentality exploded"
Taking a deep breath, adhering to the principle of sending him to the beauty if she loves someone, and sending him to the beauty if you hate someone, Miss Wuqi said, "Na, Duanmu-san, you go and do it next to the eight million classmates over there." Wu Qi pointed to Duanmu Feng at a rather cute-looking girl.
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"Why do you let this, stinky fart's family live next to the head of eight million big sisters?"
"This guy must be looking at eight million beautiful to let the teacher transfer him over!"
"Let him be at the same table with me and Inada-san, Inada-san is very enthusiastic."
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"Well, this girl is indeed very cute, I am such a handsome person, and only such a cute girl is worthy of being my tablemate~" Duanmu Feng thought in his heart, he was used to seeing the messy appearance brought about by his personality, and there was a normal girl who seemed slightly mature, and Duanmu Feng couldn't help but be a little rippling.
However, the noise in his ears made him a little unhappy, "Cut, what a group of precocious little children" Duanmu Feng pouted, "I want to fall in love at such a young age, the island country is really a lovely country..."
"My name is Eight Million Hundred, I live in Kobe Kawafume, and I am nine years old this year."
Looking at the little girl who was stiffly learning her routine, Duanmu Feng just faintly echoed "Oh"
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"What a bad tablemate" The little girl turned her head, her cheeks bulging like buns, and she was quite cute.
After class, a bunch of children gathered around Duanmu Feng's seat and asked Duanmu Feng on Twitter
"Hey, newcomer, what kind of eyes did you have just now, although you grew a little taller, but I thought you were the boss!" A little fat man clenched his fists in his chest, his head raised, as if he was looking at people with his nostrils.
"That's it, don't even talk about your own personality, tell you, our second-class preparation foolish company is the strongest in the entire grade, don't think that if you don't say anything, we will be afraid of you." A thin man who deliberately pretended to be a foolish company gangster also looked like I was hanging.
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"My personality, that's it-" Looking at the chaotic little brat, Duanmu Feng was helpless and stretched out his hands.
Everyone watched curiously when they quieted down, looking at what Duanmu Feng's personality was, and even the eight million hundred next to him turned their heads curiously.
Half a minute passed········
"What's not going to be a lie, is it?"
"Nothing happened!"
"This guy can't be a personalityless, we've all been tricked by him!"
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Just when everyone was talking, and the little fat man and the little thin man were even more arrogant, Duanmu Feng suddenly burst out, and two little mushrooms instantly grew on his hands, "pop", "pop", and two slaps on the faces of the little fat man and the little thin man with their mouths open.
"Goo Dong" "Goo Dong"
swallowed twice, and everyone looked at Duanmu Feng in shock.
"Do you know poisonous mushrooms?" Duanmu Feng smiled slightly, and raised two palms covered with brightly colored mushrooms.
"The mushroom on the left, when it absorbs water, swells and grows, producing spores, and finally grows many, many small mushrooms in your stomach until it bursts your belly; The mushroom on the right will absorb your blood as nourishment if it doesn't get water, until it sucks the person dry. Hey, hey, so the person who eats the mushroom on the left can't drink water until tomorrow when he pulls the mushroom out, and if he eats the mushroom on the right, he has to keep drinking until he pulls it out tomorrow... Otherwise, it's going to die... Hey, hey, hey—"
"Goo Dong" "Goo Dong" "Goo Dong" "Goo Dong" ······
"This guy is the devil, everyone run away" I don't know who shouted, and the onlookers who ate melons ran away in an uproar
And the little ghost who ate two mushrooms was pale and trembling.
"Well, you're not really going to give them poisonous mushrooms, are you?" The eight million hundred next to him got a mask and put it on somewhere, and asked with wide eyes.
"Alaala, how can such a beautiful mushroom be poisonous, such a beautiful mushroom - you can see that you will be poisoned immediately if you eat it, it is impossible to be poisoned after a day. Otherwise, you can have one too" As he spoke, Duanmu Feng picked the mushrooms in his hand and handed them all to eight million hundred.
"Bang" 8 million hundred out of nowhere conjured a frying pan, and the mushrooms flew away in one pot.
"Big brother spare my life, we don't want to die yet (I don't want to die), woo woo woo woo~" The two little ghosts knelt down with tears in their eyes at the same time, pitifully pulling Duanmu Feng's pants.
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"Don't worry, as long as you do what I say, you'll be fine after a day" Duanmu Feng couldn't stand it anymore, seeing that their snot was about to drip onto his pants, he showed mercy and pointed out a clear way.
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Because his parents were busy with work, Duanmu Feng had to go home by himself after school, and a pair of white little hands suddenly slapped him.
"Hey, did you really give them poisonous mushrooms?" A crisp voice sounded from behind him, but it was a little girl eight million hundred
Duan Mufeng was a little displeased when his train of thought was interrupted, and when he looked back, it was eight million, and that bit of displeasure disappeared.
"I don't call him Hey, you can call me Duanmu Feng, or you can call me Fengjun. And where did you get your pan today? ”
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