I am a thinker;

I'm Mr. Bodybuilder;

I'm Ultraman;

I'm Marilyn Monroe;

I'm a women's clothing boss;

......

Vardy looked at his teammates who had let go of themselves, and asked who is the comic after all?

I'm just twisting my ass at best, you're good, these bewitching sluts.

As a result, before the World Cup final, the England team left a starting group photo that will go down in history.

There was a mixture of boos and heckling from the stands, while the fans in front of the television were beaten by England's comedies again, laughing until their stomachs hurt.

After the opponent Spanish players took pictures, they had already run to their respective seats to start the game, but when they looked back and saw the scene of England taking pictures, they were as uncomfortable as eating flies.

Are you sure we're on the same planet?

Why is there a place where Vardy has such a strange painting style?

But no one stipulates that pose for photos, and everyone, including the referees, can only watch this group of bewitching sluts let themselves go.

After enough trouble, the English players each high-fived and ran onto the field, and I have to say that after such a trouble, their psychological pressure was suddenly gone.

The teammates finally understood why Vardy was often unpredictable, and it was no wonder that Vardy always had a big heart on the pitch and let himself go so undisciplinedly, so what else could he not do!

Sometimes, the spark of comic spreads little by little until it illuminates every corner of the world.

With the referee's whistle, the world-renowned World Cup final finally officially began, but at this time, the Spanish players were still immersed in the spicy-eyed appearance of the English players and couldn't extricate themselves.

Marilyn Monroe, my goddess, the image is ruined, damn Ferdinand!

If the current morale of the players of the two teams can be digitized, then it can be easily concluded that England's morale is at 100%, and there are even signs of overflow, while Spain has only just passed, which is still due to their experience.

Villa flicked the ball to Andres Iniesta and Spain showed their strong passing ability in the first seconds of the game, a team of matadors at the top of their game, who dared to stick to their style of play against any team.

And England obviously expected this, heavily deployed in the midfield, completely gave up the competition for the ball, and gave up the initiative to the opponent, and even in the opening stage, England did not think about playing a dozen counterattacks.

If you throw a handkerchief in the backfield, we will move a small bench to watch the excitement in the midfield, just like watching our own children, but if you dare to be naughty in the midfield, don't blame Dad for being ruthless at his feet.

It turns out that Spain is a bear kid who always wants to skin his skin in front of his father, and then his ass is beaten to the point that his skin is open.

Xavi passed it horizontally to Iniesta, who received the ball and dodged past Gerrard's defence and suddenly dribbled forward, which would have upset England's defensive set-up if it had been changed to normal times.

But now because Vardy is in the midfield, there is no need to worry too much about this problem, see the right time, stab out diagonally, and a precise fatal flying tackle will make Iniesta fly several meters away while shoveling the ball, making Iniesta still wonder in mid-air, why did I fly?

Two minutes later, Xavi spun in front of Vardy to shake his centre of gravity. Anyway, no matter what people think, Vardy hates people spinning in circles in front of him the most, and he doesn't say a word, throws his knee forward, arches into Xavi's popliteal socket, and directly arches Xavi to the ground, and pounces a long way forward.

The foul was minor and did not stop Spain's chance, as the referee simply awarded Spain a free-kick without warning Vardy, let alone a yellow card.

Then another attack from Spain, Vardy was even more crisp, using his explosive power to suddenly get stuck in front of Alonso, causing Alonso to lose his balance and get the ball, and due to the nature of the savage collision, he didn't even foul.

For a while, the whole stadium was full of pictures of Vardy and the Spanish players confronting, which made it clear that even if Vardy didn't score, he was still the brightest man on the pitch.

Someone has made a statistic that as long as Vardy is on the field, then Vardy is definitely the player who has been violated the most times on the field, and at the same time, he is also the player who has violated others the most.

The fact that Vardy has violated others the most shows that Vardy is very aggressive and always has a lot of energy;

The fact that he has been violated the most often shows that Vardy is hated on the pitch......

This game also vividly reflected this, Vardy ruthlessly swept and bullied the Spanish players, but the Spaniards are not vegetarians, once Vardy gets the ball, they are surrounded from all sides, eager to give Vardy a kick......

The game was intense and exciting, the two sides were strangled in the midfield, and if you really didn't understand the ball, you would be confused with rugby if you didn't get it right.

This is in line with the expectations of the fans, and sometimes the excitement of the game is not really about the number of goals scored by the two sides, and at the level of England and Spain, every move may be endlessly charming.

However, after nearly 20 minutes of play, the players on both sides invariably lowered their rhythm, and they all wanted to catch their breath, and if they didn't stop, they were going to cramp.

At this time, technical statistics show that Spain has reached as much as 80% possession after the opening, completely crushing England, but in terms of threatening attack, the two sides are evenly matched, and neither of them has been able to threaten the opponent's goal.

Spanish fans feel that their team is so great that they can crush their opponents on the biggest stage of the World Cup final, which is the supreme glory of Spain.

But the problem is, even if you have 100% possession of the ball, but you don't score a single goal, can the referee award you the winner of this game?

At the end of the day, possession is just a reference statistic, not a basis for determining the outcome of a match.

However, just as Spain's breathing was over and ready to continue their hand-to-hand fight with England in midfield, England finally showed their fangs.

The midfield defense line is still solid, but once the Spanish attack is ended, no matter what position it is, England will immediately turn to attack and go directly towards Spain's goal, which is murderous!