Chapter Seventy-One: Lessons Can't Be Learned
Liu Huanhuan returned to the rental room, twisted his toes, and fell on the bed.
Zhao Tongqian: "What was the result?" β
Liu Huanhuan: "I was physically and mentally exhausted, and I played a long-lasting bladder game. β
"The end result?"
Liu Huanhuan: "Of course it is our side that occupies the high ground!" β
Zhao Tongqian applauded!
Liu Huanhuan raised his wrist, and a jade bracelet with a warm glow hung on his hand.
Zhao Tongqian: "I'll go... This is to give you all the treasures that only pass on to your daughter-in-law? β
Liu Huanhuan: "Your proposal is very good, although his mother said that it was specially bought for me, but I think it can be counted as the second generation from me, I want to give birth to a daughter to a daughter, and a son to a daughter-in-law." Passing on women not men. β
Zhao Tongqian: "Come on, summarize in one sentence the shining point of your second meeting with your parents." β
Liu Huanhuan: "In the early stage, the enemy was against the wild, and I pushed the tower." In the middle of the attack, the enemy attacks in the middle, and I open the master. In the later stage, the enemy once climbed the high ground, but I resisted the tower and demolished the crystal! β
Zhao Tongqian: "Excuse me to talk to people." β
So, let's flash back together to see what is going on in the front, middle and back three issues in Liu Huanhuan's mouth.
Liu Huanhuan smiled and waited to be reviewed by the leader, after all, the last time they met, Wang's mother obviously gave a dismount.
As soon as the door opened, Yu Wenjuan's dead face was revealed!
Meow a mi, this is going to do something again? Don't I want blue, don't I want red? Liu Huanhuan planned to sell her shoes to buy a jungle knife, but Yu Wenjuan turned around and directly picked up the jar on the ground.
"My face turned white with fright." Yu Wenjuan said twice, "I'm here to get sauerkraut." β
Wang Meng hurriedly assisted, "Within a radius of 100 miles, my mother's pickled cabbage is the best, and Lao Qin's family and Lao Yu's family buy cabbage every year for my mother to help." β
Liu Huanhuan saw off the fake? The ex-girlfriend left, tucked her sideburns, tidied up her bangs, put on a professional smile again, and asked Wang Meng with a smile, "How am I now?" A good wife and mother? β
Wang Meng: "Daughter-in-law, why don't we laugh, I'm panicking." β
Mother Wang: "You two, what are you flirting with at the door, come in quickly!" He reached out and pulled them into the house.
In the early stage, Yu Wenjuan, an assassin, stole a few sauerkraut monsters, although Liu Huanhuan was flustered, he insisted on smiling.
After the formal introduction, they greeted each other. Wang's mother really turned over the three generations of Liu Huanhuan's ancestors, but she also automatically sorted out her own family tree, so Liu Huanhuan also successfully knew that Wang Meng's grandfather had participated in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, his grandfather had been the village party secretary, his grandmother was the head of the local women's committee, and Wang's mother was the number one among the local underground organizers.
Why underground?
Alas, to my son ***, Infernal Affairs is the shadow behind the spy, and even inquired about Yu Wenjuan's basic situation from the side, isn't this a proper intelligence dealer and spy boss?!
Oh, where did she ask from, you ask? Ding Liyan, this sticky skin (a kind of insect in the countryside) has been living in their house all the time, okay?
- This man is not only stinky and beautiful, but also likes gossip the most! By Liu Huanhuan.
"My Wang Meng, although he is very good in all aspects, my own son I know, he is sloppy." Wang's mother broke away from her son and began to launch a medium-term offensive, "He doesn't know how to clean up the house, it's all my habit, it's all the same as his father, he doesn't know how to help when the oil bottle is poured, and he will even complain next to him, 'Hey, you help'." β
Liu Huanhuan smiled and chose to lead the line silently, looking for opportunities.
"This kid doesn't have any bad intentions, but his lack of eyesight is one of them, and this laziness is the second. Alas, I don't mean anything else, it's not easy to be a woman now, she has to work, she has to take care of her family, and she has to have children, alas. β
Liu Huanhuan's heart was rampant: What do you mean? Let me be a full-time housewife? Can the second cute son earn that little money and afford to support me, a purebred Cheng biting gold? I also have skin, okay?! Can I also regenerate health with my ultimate?!
Liu Huanhuan was about to come to a wave of counterattack, but who knew that the second cute child who was peeping in the corner of the cat took the initiative to jump out and slap his face, "Mom! Do I have what you say? Why are you slandering me! I'm not less at home to help you wash the dishes and mop the floor! β
"Stinky boy, you're still wronged to help your mother do some work!" What a pig teammate! Pig teammates!
"And Mom, I will definitely take the initiative to take care of the housework in the future. I mop the floor at home, I wash the dishes, I dry the clothes, and I just forget about eating and giving birth, but I can't cultivate these two skills. β
I have raised a son for more than 20 years, just to send my daughter-in-law to be a cow and a horse? Mother Wang simply exploded on the spot, directly bought the armor-piercing bow, and jumped into the later stage!
Liu Huanhuan saw that she was going to be a group, but the fire in her heart was gone, and she hurriedly put out the fire for her future mother-in-law, "Auntie, don't worry, I will let him do any work anywhere, and it will not be a problem for the two of us to share the burden." β
Wang Meng also began to behave well, and Wang's mother felt more comfortable. So he gave up the highland tower at his fingertips, which made Liu Huanhuan breathe a sigh of relief.
The atmosphere has been harmonious like this, and when Ding Liyan, who had gone out to surf enough, came back, he saw Liu Huanhuan wearing the jade bracelet he and Wang's mother chose together, and left with a smile.
Ding Liyan gave Ermengzi a look: It's done?
Wang Ermengzi replied with a flying kiss: Brother God assists, thank you!
Although Wang's mother is more angry at Wang Meng for secretly falling in love from herself, after all, Wang Meng has always talked about her since she was a child, but Ding Liyan has been promoting the Western free-range education concept recently, although Wang's mother spit out several baskets of troughs about the one, second and third cases proposed by Ding Liyan, but she still reflected on herself to some extent: Do I really look at my son too closely?
Alas, if you have a daughter-in-law and forget your mother, the ancients did not deceive me. Mother Wang rubbed the jade bracelet in her palm and put it on Liu Huanhuan's green wrist. This girl is still so young, so beautiful, so vibrant.
Zhao Tongqian commented: "Looking at your process, it doesn't seem to be anything to be afraid of." β
"We made up too much before." Liu Huanhuan said with relief: "You just play normally, report to the family, and then mainly praise your eldest apprentice, so that his mother can see that you like his son, basically there will be no big problem." β
Zhao Tongqian put her heart in her stomach, made a mask and went to rest, Liu Huanhuan is the parent she met on Saturday, she made a special appointment on Sunday, just followed Liu Huanhuan's advice, let her be a day late, and learn from the scriptures or something.
The next day, Zhao Tongqian wore dark circles and dead fish eyes, silently bearing Liu Huanhuan's poisonous tongue.
Liu Huanhuan: Something is wrong? Someone who goes to bed before nine o'clock actually gets insomnia? What are you lying there thinking? Can't sleep and can't count? Apply another layer of powder, and you'll soon become a panda!
Qin Wangsheng was happy in the living room, he assessed his master's mental tolerance last night, and felt that it was better to come over early to take tranquilizers, and sure enough, he saw a national treasure just after he came, and his heart was simply happy.
packed up, the two bought gifts, and finally came to the door of Qin Wangsheng's house with a familiar car.
When she came for the first time, Qin Jiaqi pretended to be "Qin II" and deceived her of a big bear, and now she is standing here for the second time, although the door is still the same door, but maybe because there are more people around her, Zhao Tongqian feels inexplicably shy.
It was Qin Jiaqi who opened the door, she took Zhao Tongqian's hand and shouted up and down: "Mom! My sister-in-law is here! Have you shaved your pineapple? β
Mother Qin yelled in the kitchen: "Dead girl! Where's the salt for you! Poked his head out and smiled at Zhao Tongqian like a spring breeze, "Sit down first, I'll get the pineapple and come." β
Father Qin was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, sitting on the sofa seriously and smiling kindly at Zhao Tongqian.
"When my dad heard that the new daughter-in-law came to the door, he actually turned out the old suit and wore it." Qin Jiaqi secretly bit her ear with Zhao Tongqian, "I'll go, the smell of mothballs is absolutely gone, and it will dissipate after drying it all night." β
Father Qin spread out the newspaper and began to read it intently.
Qin's mother brought out the fruit, and the rhythm was finally on the right track, no different from Liu Huanhuan's narration, they all asked a few people in the family, where is their hometown, whether the work is hard, etc., Zhao Tongqian finally slowly put her heart back in her stomach, but accidents often happen suddenly when the nerves are most relaxed!
Qin Jiaqi went to his brother to eat oranges, Qin Wangsheng got up to get oranges while revealing his sister's shortcomings, but it happened that Zhao Tongqian lowered his head to eat pineapples. Qin Wangsheng had a long hand, just passing over her head, and as soon as Zhao Tongqian looked up, the pink little bangs clip was scraped out!
The bangs that were bearing Zhao Tongqian's appearance were caught in the air and flipped forward for three and a half weeks, and the body fell to the ground 180 degrees, half of the butterfly wings smacked, and the limbs separated.
Zhao Tongqian's first reaction was to cover the bangs on her head that were ready to fall, and looked at Qin Wangsheng with round eyes: I said big apprentice, you are going to kill your teammates! Master, I don't have a tight spell, I'm just a pig!
Qin Wangsheng obviously also knew the importance of this bangs clip to Zhao Tongqian, but who was our Lord Qin, his face did not change, and he immediately made a decision, and instructed Qin Jiaqi to get a hairpin to deal with the "sister-in-law".
Although Qin Jiaqi was very curious about why he had to clip his bangs, he obediently went back and took one - a thin spring was glued to the clip, and a hairpin of a little yellow chicken was glued to the spring.
Zhao Tongqian closed her eyes and asked Qin Wangsheng to pin the little yellow chicken on top of her head, and her face was full of cows.
Father Qin finally put down the newspaper in his hand, picked up the hairpin of the two pieces of broken corpses on the ground, silently took out the brothers and sisters from the storage box on the coffee table, and used napkins as pads and toothpicks as stirrers to start the process of making super glue.
The pungent smell of the two brothers suddenly spread, and they instantly occupied the high ground, destroying all kinds of fragrances of fruits. Zhao Tongqian had a slight sequelae of rhinitis when she was a child, and this disease usually does not occur, but she is afraid of smelling any pungent smell and floating dust. As soon as the brothers came out, she really couldn't control "remembering a few".
"Ahh Ahh β
An earth-shattering sneeze properly suppressed the Qin family of four, and also successfully frightened Zhao Tongqian herself.
Death! She hasn't had rhinitis for more than three years! Why today! Why!
Mother Qin: "What's wrong?" Cold? β
Qin Jiaqi: "The first time I saw someone sneezing, it seemed to be thunder, I felt the ground shake just now, tell me it's an illusion?" β
Qin Wangsheng: "Rhinitis? β
Zhao Tongqian really can't wait for an Angela's special big flower to burn this apprentice who demolished the stage! Let's just say I have a cold, what can I do! But we all know that Zhao Tongqian has always had a thief's heart but no guts, so she was under too much pressure to interpret rhinitis as a cold, so she had to admit it honestly.
Finish! The son of the family is tall and big, with long hands and long legs, handsome and chic, and he is still a software-goer! What about me! It's just a small purchase, it's not tall, and I've been very fat recently! The key is rhinitis!
At this time, Dad Qin finally glued the hairpin and handed it to Zhao Tongqian. Father Qin's aesthetic, a proper older science and engineering man, the original butterfly wings of the hairpin have the feeling of spreading their wings, so the contact area between the wings and the bottom clip is very small. But Dad Qin, in line with the principle of being strong and durable, and then not broken, directly glued the broken half of the wings to the bottom clip, so that the fracture showed a V-shaped gap, Zhao Tongqian looked at this little V, and there was only one thought in his mind: This hairpin was not an angel with broken wings in his last life!
Zhao Tongqian, who felt that she was cool, looked loveless. Why would God do this to me, let me fall in love with a man who is so good in all aspects, and then set himself off like! And when Liu Huanhuan saw his parents, at most, he was pulling some questions about who would do the floor and who would sweep the children and who would give birth to the meal, how could I get to the point that I would fall hairpins and have rhinitis!
It's all an unfair life!
So, when Zhao Tongqian, who was ecstatic, finally left, she looked at Qin Wangsheng with extremely nostalgic eyes, which made Qin's mother stab her son in the back, Qin Wangsheng was inexplicably seen by Zhao Tongqian, and quickly put on a down jacket and followed.
A marriage that is strongly opposed by parents will not end well. Zhao Tongqian took the initiative to hold the little apprentice's hand for the first time, and rubbed it very ambiguously, her eyes slowly moistened, the rhinitis became more and more serious, and the transparent nasal water flowed down.
Qin Wangsheng: "It's just a runny nose, what are you crying about." β
"Your family must hate me. We can't be together anymore. Woo woo woo ... β
"Where did you see that," Qin Wangsheng hurriedly wiped his tears, "My mother is very satisfied with you." ββ
Zhao Tongqian flicked the little yellow chicken on the door of her head, and hugged her apprentice hoarsely, "You just comfort me!" It's obviously messed up! Woooooooooooo In this life, I can't be the king! β
Qin Wangsheng: γγγγγγ
Liu Huanhuan's text message Ding Dong rolled in, asking how the result of meeting the parents was. Zhao Tongqian was teary-eyed, and replied: The enemy army is very friendly, but we are too cranky, we have surrendered, help me boil the kettle, I want to cry all night!
ββββ I am the dividing line of "daughter-in-law in the eyes of my motherββββ
Zhao Tongqian thought that the strategy had failed, but in the eyes of Qin's mother, it was a completely different scene.
Mother Qin: Old Qin, you said that our son is a ghost, how can he find such a real girl, buy a lot of things, and look well-behaved and cute, like a doll.
Father Qin flipped through a page of newspaper.
Qin's mother: You didn't look at her expression when her hairpin was broken, hahaha, it was like falling gold, at first glance, she was a girl who missed the old carefully, my son has such a good eye.
Father Qin turned another page of the newspaper.
Mother Qin: The key is that you stick to that person like that and take it back, this is respecting the elders! Now there are not many such girls. When I was leaving, I looked at our son's eyes, and the little couple was in love! At this rate, I will definitely hold the next generation in the coming year! Oh yes!
Qin Jiaqi: Mom, you're in such a good mood, let's have dinner in the evening!
Mother Qin: Dead girl, I haven't settled the account for your failure in the monthly exam! Extra meals?! Do you want a rolling pin and a broom!
Qin Jiaqi ran back to the room in a hurry: Mom, I'm going to study, and I have to find out tomorrow!