"Thank you, Mr. President, this trophy seems to look a little better than last year."

Ronshette received the bizarre European Player of the Year trophy from UEFA President Michel Platini and began his acceptance speech with a smile.

The guests in the audience let out a burst of happy laughter.

They couldn't agree more: this trophy is really ugly!

Rather than the round Ballon d'Or, the trophy was inspired by the jersey, but the visuals were bizarre: the main body was an irregular flat circle, with a small column sticking out above each side (the sleeve of the jersey), which looked as ugly as a tree root – in simple terms, a player with arms raised and then chopped off his head and arms......

But no matter how ugly the trophy is, it doesn't detract from its official influence, and it's a major award that the whole world must recognize, not to mention ...... He stepped on Ronaldo and Messi to get it!

"I am not surprised to receive this award, because last season, whether it was the Bundesliga or the Champions League, I was able to see what I did, and the votes of Mr. Chairman and the judges undoubtedly proved the professionalism of this award."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he bragged about himself without modesty, and in this regard, whether it was Messi or Ronaldo, they could only continue to maintain a helpless expression - because this guy was not right at all.

Although they don't want to listen, out of politeness and grace, they still want to continue to listen to this arrogant Chinese continue to boast about himself:

'Bayern had a good chance last season and didn't have too many tests in the Champions League, and after we beat our qualifiers by a big score, none of our three opponents in the group stage could hinder us.

Entering the knockout rounds, only Real Madrid can be called a strong opponent, but it only slows down the pace of our progress a little......"

Mourinho, who was sitting in the audience, looked normal, but he must have wanted to flatten Lonsette's nose in his heart......

Just listen to Long Shute continue:

"If someone says that last season's Champions League title is not worth enough, I will raise my hands to agree with him, so we will prove this season that Bayern Munich deserve it!

I know that when we lifted this trophy three months ago, we will be the public enemy of all Europe in the next year, and all clubs with ambitions will look at us as potential opponents, and it will be more difficult for us to take every step. But I'm not afraid of it, and I welcome this challenge from the bottom of my heart.

In the nearly 20 years since the Champions League was restructured, many giants have emerged, but no club has ever been able to successfully defend the title, which is also known as the biggest curse of the Champions League......"

Long Shute raised his eyebrows:

"Yes, I'm going to challenge that spell with Bayern Munich and then ...... Make it history! ”

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Once again, his rhetoric spread around the world along radio waves and fiber-optic cables.

Fans all over the world have once again seen the Chinese dragon openly set up an extremely difficult flag in front of everyone's eyes......

"Let the curse be history? Long Shute proudly defends the Champions League! ”

"Truly fearless for the ignorant! He's carried away by the excitement of one of Europe's best players, right? ”

"What's so exciting about this? We've already taken it a long time ago, okay? ”

"I watched the game late, ask, was Long Ritian so arrogant before? Why can't he see the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation of low-key and humility? ”

"He was calm in his first year at Ajax, but in his second year, as he got better, he became what he is now......

"You must be mistaken, Long Ritian is like this after beating Liverpool in the Champions League in his first season at Ajax!"

"So that's the case, I thought it was after joining Bayern that I was broken by the two big-mouthed chairmen of Ruger and Director He......"

"Shocked! Captain China's public declaration has never been slapped in the face! Will you be able to continue the magical record this time?! ”

"Why didn't you get slapped in the face? Didn't the South Korean team just beat him once in the Olympics the other day? ”

“…… You go away! ”

"In all fairness, Bayern's luck last season was indeed very good, Manchester City and Napoli may sound like they are very good, but they are both in the Champions League after many years, and it is difficult to compare with Champions League regulars Bayern Munich in terms of experience, and the only strong opponent is really Real Madrid, as for the final opponent Chelsea...... In such a stubborn situation, it is difficult to attribute them to the giants! Will Bayern's luck be so good this season? ”

"After research, Bayern's luck was so good last season, the reason is because of the aura brought by the Japanese teenager Takashi Usami, and now that Usami has left the team, Bayern who has lost his blessing will definitely fall off the altar......"

"Do you want to be shameless? Why don't you say that the injuries to Robben, Van Bitten and Piggy were all brought about by him? ”

……

With the sound of controversy, the draw came to an end, and UEFA subsequently published all of last season's awards on its official website.

In the best team, Bayern are undoubtedly the biggest winners, with four spots in the XI squad:

The goalkeeper of the year was Chelsea's Czech goalkeeper Petr Cech, who played a number of games to escort the Blues all the way to the final.

Four defenders: Bayern captain Lahm, Barcelona's Gerard Pique, Real Madrid's Sergio Ramos and Chelsea's Ashley Cole.

Three midfielders: Bayern's Ronshette and Arjen Robben, Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo.

Three strikers: Bayern's Gomez, Barcelona's Messi, Chelsea's Drogba.

The best coach is, of course, Bayern coach Heynckes.

The best rookie is the son of Hai Gonggong, Austrian star David Alaba.

The best goal was scored by Ronsette at home to Napoli after he had beaten all opponents in Maradona's style – because it was a plug-in.

The best player, Champions League Golden Boot and assist king all belong to Long Shut, and the statistics of 18 goals and 12 passes broke the record for the most goals and assists in a single season in the history of the Champions League, which also reflects his dominant performance last season.

Of course, it's undeniable that Lonshette has swiped a lot of stats on teams like Villarreal and Basel, but ...... If he can't even abuse vegetables, can he still be expected to stand up in a crucial battle?

For an excellent player, the most basic kung fu is to abuse vegetables and brush data!

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With the heavy trophy in hand, Ronshit returned to the hotel with Hoeness, Rummenigge, Summer, Heynckes, Ram and others.

They were greeted with a round of applause.

"Wow, the best player in Europe!"

Muller was the first to jump out, and he diligently helped Long Shute to pick up the trophy weighing more than ten pounds, and then looked at it carefully, and smashed his mouth unabashedly:

"This ...... It's ugly! ”

Erwa's ridicule attracted more people's laughter, but when they saw the trophy with their own eyes, they all agreed one by one.

"This thing should never be kept in the bedroom! He's even scarier than Frank's picture! You're going to be unable to sleep! ”

Robben shouted.

Then Ribery punched him in the head:

"Alger, did you put my picture in your bedroom? You big pervert! ”

The erudite Neuer posed as a historian to educate his teammates:

Due to the merger of FIFA's World Footballer of the Year and UEFA's Ballon d'Or in 2011, Platini was not willing to be completely manipulated by Blatter, so the award of Europe's best player was re-established.

It's a privilege that in 2011 and 2012 this award was taken home by our great teammates, and based on how well they have performed this season, I think the Dragons have a good chance of winning three in a row......

From then on, this trophy without a head and arms can be called the 'Decapitated Dragon', and the 'Venus with the Broken Arm' is known as the world's two most deficient works of art! ”

Long Shute could only watch helplessly as his teammates continued to laugh, but he couldn't explain anything.

yes, this trophy...... It's so ugly!

– By the way, why are all Bayern in Monaco?

Because in a day's time, they're going to play the UEFA Super Cup here!

The opponent is Atletico Madrid, the winner of last season's Europa League and the third runner-up in La Liga!