At the same time as flying Yue Jing, Murong Xixi stepped forward and snatched Su Xiaoxiao's mobile phone back.

Hiss!

People who know Yue Jing's bottom are all inhaled a breath of cold air, this thing is not to be afraid of, but he has a good father!

Yueshi is a local parent official, under his painstaking management, Yanran has become the emperor of City A, and he has asked for a promotion many times, and he tried his best to stay if he wanted to transfer him out of City A.

Even the mayor was helpless in front of him.

Oh, I'm sorry, there was a typo just now, it's not a menstrual matter, in fact, Yue Jing's father is called Yue Shi, and the father and son seem to be on a par with a woman's menstruation.

"Murong Xixi, you wait, we're not done with this matter!" Yue Jing got up from the ground angrily, Ma Dan, it's too unlucky, on the first day of school, he was actually down by a girl.

"Accompany at any time, don't send it, go slowly!" Murong Xixi smiled and looked at Yue Jing, who got up and slipped away from the back door.

Who is this woman, she actually doesn't take Yue Jing in her eyes, doesn't she know Yue Jing's origin?

Looking at Yue Jing who walked out of the door, Murong Xixi winked at Su Xiaoxiao, walked over and sat down with Su Xiaoxiao generously.

"What a coincidence, we meet again!" Murong Xixi handed the phone to Su Xiaoxiao, glanced at the thing on the phone by the way, and then his expression was stunned for a moment, how can a woman become a man?

How?

Could it be that Su Xiaoxiao wants to become a man?

Su Xiaoxiao's face was slightly red, it seems that his future college life should not be lonely, Nima, just his own Ten Thousand Demon Trick is enough to play by himself, now it's okay, there is a Ma Tian in the dormitory, there is a Murong Xixi in the classroom, and there is a Han Qi in the school, how do you feel that the earth is revolving around you.

Aren't you all busy?

"You...... Hello, yes, what a coincidence! Su Xiaoxiao took the phone and quickly pressed the button to switch to the screensaver, "That...... Thank you for helping me get my phone back! ”

"You're welcome, you should fight back hard to deal with this kind of scum! By the way, I just saw ......" Murong Xixi's eyes involuntarily glanced at Su Xiaoxiao's mobile phone, "What?" Are you going to be a man? ”

"I said, I'm a man!" Su Xiao said in a low voice.

"But you have menstrual cramps!" Murong Xixi's face was full of incredulity, how could a man have menstrual pain?

Forehead......

Su Xiaoxiao was speechless, why is this woman's subjective consciousness so strong, and she doesn't know how to turn a corner? When did I admit that I was a woman?

"I don't have menstrual cramps, I just had a bad stomach last time......" Su Xiaoxiao is going crazy, how can she explain it before she can believe it!

Of course, their own explanations are all nonsense!

"But what about blood on your clothes?" Murong Xixi's innocent face made Su Xiaoxiao unbearable to beat her.

"Yes, yes, yes? Turn to chapter 68 of this book yourself and take a good look at how the two of us talked that day, did you notice blood stains on my clothes, and I also explained, it was just a broken hemorrhoid! "Su Xiaoxiao has gone crazy.

Murong Xixi looked at Su Xiaoxiao in surprise, is it necessary to be so excited, if you are not a woman, you are not a woman! I didn't have to say that you were a woman!

"That classmate, you have hemorrhoids, don't you? It's okay, I'll tell you a recipe, use our traditional Chinese medicine Huaishi tea, directly use the Chinese medicine Huaishi tea to drink, can clear heat and cool blood, reduce swelling and relieve pain, hemorrhoids caused by damp heat betting, internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids mixed hemorrhoids have a good therapeutic effect. ”

Just when Su Xiaoxiao and Murong Xixi were arguing, suddenly a soft voice sounded on the podium, and what he said made Su Xiaoxiao almost embarrassed.

You're the only one who has hemorrhoids!

Coax!

Hearing the words of the beautiful woman, everyone let out a burst of good-natured laughter, and looked at Su Xiaoxiao with sympathy, this kid is too sad!

When everyone had laughed enough, the beauty knocked on the blackboard and solemnly introduced: "Hello everyone, my name is Tang Tang, I am your class teacher this year, and I am also your part-time counselor, of course, I am still your teacher, and I am mainly responsible for your course of Chinese medicine pharmacy!" ”

The beauty wore a dark blue miniskirt, black stockings, high heels, and a professional shirt on her upper body.

Tall with long legs and long hair shawl.

Typical beautiful teacher!

"Wow!"

"No, it won't!"

"It's really fake!"

"Beauty, I love beauty!"

"I love you too!" Tang Tang always had a smile on his face, and he looked at the young students in the audience with such experience.

She also seemed to like such envious looks.

Hearing that Tang Tang was so open, whistles and shouts came and went for a while.

The School of Chinese Medicine is a branch of University A, due to the decline of Chinese medicine, there are not many people recruited in the department, and there are only two or three hundred people in total.

"Thank you for your support, so, for the sake of me being a beauty, I ask you to take care of me in the past few years at school!" Tang Tang bowed deeply to the audience!

The whistle is up again!

With just a few simple words, Tang Tang hung everyone's anger.

Originally, the dull anger that was still due to Murong Xixi beating Yue Jing was also active.

"Teacher, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Teacher, can I chase you?"

"Teacher, how old are you?"

"Okay, okay, I'm now solemnly introducing myself, my name is Tang Tang, I'm 28 years old this year, and I don't have a boyfriend yet, so you still have hope!" Tang Tang smiled gently, and before everyone could cheer, Tang Tang continued: "Okay, okay, in the future, we will have time to discuss my emotional problems, and the most important thing now is that we need to count the size and number of the students' clothes, and then go to the school to collect the clothes, who will do this?" ”

Seeing some things in Tang Tang's organization class, Su Xiaoxiao lazily asked, and secretly glanced at Murong Xixi next to her, but she didn't expect this girl to be very enthusiastic, and she also raised her hand to sign up for the position of the school committee in the class.

It's impossible to keep checking the questions on your phone, so what to do?

Chat with the Demon Emperor? There are horses in the sky, and this will not work.

Ma Tian? By the way, where did this go? Suddenly, Su Xiaoxiao found that Ma Tian was sitting in the front row of the study room, that is, in front of Tang Tang, and was looking at Tang Tang with a look of enjoyment!

Hey, tonight is going to be a sleepless night for many men!

Just when Su Xiaoxiao was about to retract his gaze, he suddenly found that Ma Tian's nose sniffed suddenly, Su Xiaoxiao was too familiar with Ma Tian's action, this was his action when he found the monster.

It seems that his nose is particularly sensitive and can smell the demonic energy of the youkai.

Su Xiaoxiao was puzzled and found that Ma Tian's eyes were looking at Tang Tang, the head teacher and counselor!

Could it be that Tang Tang is a monster?

This joke is not made casually, Su Xiaoxiao is really afraid that Ma Tianyi can't help but say that Tang Tang is a monster!