"I wrote it?" Lao Tzu smiled bitterly and said, "But I can't write it now?" I? ”

"Didn't you say you were inspired? Are you inspired? Fang Jishi asked rhetorically.

"Me?" Lao Tzu shook his head again and smiled bitterly, and said, "If you hadn't brought me the Tao Te Ching more than 2,000 years later, where would I have been able to write it?" Didn't I say that? I'm stuck, I can't write, I doubt myself? Isn't it? I'm ashamed to see people! Isn't it? ”

"It's temporary, and you'll write it sooner or later. It's just that I brought the Tao Te Ching more than 2,000 years later, so that you can waste some less brain cells! ”

"Brain cells? What are the old cells? ”

What are Brain Cells? Lao Tzu was confused again.

Fang Jishi shook his head with a wry smile and sighed in his heart. Alas! Is it really hard to talk to the ancients?

"Brain cells are brains! Isn't it very powerful and laborious to use your brain? That's the cost of brain cells! ”

"Oh-oh-oh?" Lao Tzu seems to understand it.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! ……”

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Well! Well! Well! ……”

At this time, two discordant voices came from the bedroom of the crown prince Ji Meng. One is the voice of a woman screaming coolly, and the other is the happy voice of the prince Jimeng.

When Lao Tzu heard this, his face changed on the spot.

As a person who has come over, of course he knows that it is a woman's cry.

In antiquity! Women pay attention to this sound and try not to let people hear it. So! This kind of sound was rarely heard in ancient times. Especially since the Han Dynasty, the concept of male superiority and female inferiority has become heavier, and this kind of voice is even less.

Just like public opinion, I have to suppress it and dare not show it. Otherwise! The consequences for you are severe.

Unlike modern society, if you don't make this kind of noise, others still think that you are not satisfied? Or! The man thinks that his kung fu is not good and does not conquer his opponent.

That voice is a symbol of a man taking a woman's clothes.

Who is the prince Ji Meng happy with?

Hearing that Ji Meng was also cool, Lao Tzu became suspicious.

Earlier, he was also worried about what happened to the crown prince Ji Meng by the great god Fang of the Lu Kingdom. said that the crown prince Ji Meng was still suspicious in the bedroom, but it was not good to ask directly. Now it's certain, but he doesn't think it's right.

If this goes to King Zhou Jing or the queen, everyone will not be able to eat and walk around.

Hearing this voice, Fang Jishi's face also changed greatly.

If this reaches King Zhou Jing or the queen, he will be guilty of a capital crime!

This prince Ji Meng, how did he do it? Why do you turn up the volume so much? You're afraid that others won't know, right?

Earlier, he turned up the volume of his phone to a level that only he could hear, and this guy must have turned the volume up blindly. As a result, it will not be lowered, and this will happen. There is also a possibility that the prince Ji Meng was watching the science and education film while masturbating himself, and because he was emotional, he pressed the volume button by mistake.

Because it's cool, it can't be controlled, and it makes a sound.

"Let's go! Let's check it out! Fang Jishi stood up and beckoned to Lao Tzu.

Lao Tzu also quickly got up, followed behind Fang Jishi, and the two came to the bedroom of the crown prince Ji Meng.

The little supervisor outside heard the cool screams of a woman inside, and also ran in curiously.

The eunuchs also felt strange, where did the maid come from in the palace?

Since the prince molested the maids, the maids in the palace have all been transferred.

"Go, go!" Fang Jishi glared at the little eunuchs and waved his hand. The eunuchs paused, then ran out of the hall and stood outside.

Then! The screams of the women inside not only did not stop, but increased several times more, so that they could be heard from a distance. The crown prince Ji's fierce voice was gone, only his heavy panting.

This guy must have pressed the wrong button again, originally wanted to press the sound low, but it turned out to be the maximum.

"Bang Bang!"

"Open the door!" Fang Jishi knocked on the door and shouted.

"Division! Division! Master! The crown prince replied in a panic.

"Bring that baby and let me turn it down and show it to you. It's okay! I am your master! I let you see it, didn't I? Isn't that what it is? Isn't it? Fang Jishi persuaded.

There was silence in the dormitory, and then! There was the sound of the crown prince packing up her things. After another moment, the sound of footsteps was heard.

The crown prince walked to the door and broke open the wooden stool and moved the door of the room through a crack.

Fang Jishi stood in front, Lao Tzu stood behind Fang Jishi, and both of them looked inside.

Saw! The crown prince stood there with a bright strip, and that place was like a big stick, standing proudly.

There, too, there is foam......

He had a mobile phone in his hand, and the woman's voice continued in the phone.

"Give it to me! Turn down the sound and give it to you! Fang Jishi said, reaching out his hand.

The crown prince suddenly saw that Lao Tzu was also standing outside the door, and he was frightened again.

"It's okay! I won't say it to your father, the king, because we are all guilty! Fang Jishi persuaded.

The crown prince thought about it and thought it was too! If Lao Tzu told this, they would all be "capital crimes", so he handed over the mobile phone.

Fang Jishi hurriedly turned the volume of the mobile phone to the lowest, and said: "The volume is adjusted here, press it big here, press it small here, do you see it?" You can adjust it yourself. ”

The crown prince Ji stared straight at Fang Jishi's operation, nodded, and remembered. And then! Pitifully watched, hoping to give him the phone earlier, he hadn't seen it yet.

At this time, the crown prince Ji Meng completely forgot that he was not wearing clothes, and just stood there naked. And! Somewhere is still foaming out there......

"This is the high technology of more than 2,000 years later! You see? This is the science and education film played by the woman of the island country......"

Fang Jishi said, pointing the phone screen towards Lao Tzu.

Lao Tzu looked at the screen of his mobile phone, and after seeing a woman on the screen moving like that, he couldn't bear to look at it directly. As a person who has come over, a middle-aged person who is about to enter old age, he can't look at it.

"This, this, this? Which vassal state is this a woman? Be punished! ”

"I heard! The country of Qi has developed in this direction and cultivated many female lu! No! Now in the Great Zhou Dynasty, the hereditary nobles in the various princes' countries, and many decadent hereditary nobles have female ...... in their families."

"They should all be punished!" Lao Tzu said angrily.

Fang Jishi handed the mobile phone to the crown prince Ji Meng again, and closed the door casually. Turned to Lao Tzu and said, "I don't know either? Can I use this full irrigation therapy to make the prince develop in a good direction? ”

Lao Tzu shook his head and said, "You are the great god of the Lu country, you can do it!" ”

"Am I not? Don't have a bottom in your heart? I just asked you? ”

"You traveled over 2,000 years later, you just said okay!" Lao Tzu said in frustration.

"You are the pre-Qin sage! You're not sure, where am I? ”

"Where can a person from more than 2,000 years ago be able to stand up to a person from more than 2,000 years later? Society is evolving, isn't it? You can do it! Lao Tzu insisted.

"Where? Without you pre-Qin and these wise men, where would there be more than 2,000 years later? Without the pre-Qin sages to grasp the direction of life and society, the progress of civilization, there will be no civilization to be continued! For example, in Western countries, what is the use of being developed? They don't have a civilization ......"

(End of chapter)