Chapter 61: Are You Here to Be Funny?
"Over to you!"
Among the cavalry of the cauliflower tribe, facing the Tiannan cavalry that rushed up again, a young man who looked like a second-generation looked at a soldier beside him.
"Yes, young master!" This man has big shoulders and a round waist, but his voice is not big, but it is still a little magnetic.
After receiving the order of the young master, the soldier dismounted and came to the front of the formation, and set up his posture like this, apparently wanting to face the Tiannan cavalry with his bare hands.
"Hehe... Sure enough, it's the unfolding of this fucking... Zhuang, come to a voice and tell these stupid people, Uncle Tian has a brain! At the same time, Tian Tiannan sneered on the city wall, it was really that this warrior was too big, and he was too conspicuous to stand in front of the formation, and he could distinguish him from others from afar.
"Roar!" And when he heard the boss's order, Da Zhuang opened his mouth and let out a wild roar, which blinded everyone around him, including Tian Tiannan.
"Holy! Are you stupid? Can you go a little farther..." Feeling that his head was smashed hard with a hammer, Brother Tiannan even saw the Big Dipper swaying in front of him.
Embarrassedly shrunk his neck by the boss, and felt several murderous glances behind him and beside him, Da Zhuang had to quickly retreat several meters to the side.
On the field, after Da Zhuang roared out, the cavalry team suddenly divided into two ways and made a big bend to rush into the camp of the cauliflower tribe from the rear.
Once the cavalry began to charge with all their might, it was very difficult to suddenly brake them, even if the cavalry tried to toss the horses under them, it was useless, and it was even possible to cause the tragedy of horse destruction and death due to this dangerous driving.
Therefore, Tian Tiannan's voice that made Da Zhuang howl was an order directly given to the cavalry war horses, and only under the order or stimulation of Da Zhuang, the "beast king" of Tiannan, could the war horses be prompted to complete this exciting formation change operation.
As a result, the soldier who stood in front of the formation was stabbed by Chang Hu and Huzi who rushed up from behind, and although he could not be killed, his left hand and right foot were abolished.
"Can it still be like this?" On the city wall, the eyes of the three eagle brothers are about to pop out.
"Hey, hey, hey, you have to be unexpected to be surprised!" Seizing the opportunity, Tian Tiannan laughed insolently.
"Let's go down and have a look."
Then, one person was paired with a horse, and everyone slowly came to the enemy formation leisurely.
After the Tiannan cavalry team charged twice in succession, the other party had lost more than forty people, and there were also about twenty people with varying degrees of injuries among the remaining people, which was in stark contrast to the arrogance when they came before.
"Whoa..."
At this time, the smart barbecue never let go of the opportunity to give his master a long face, and sat in front of Tian Tiannan with his five younger brothers, and opened his mouth to let out a wild roar, which frightened many people on the other side and took several steps back at that time, including the young master.
"Hehe, Tiannan, your barbecue is so cute!"
Damn, this guy, when did he become a friend of women?
Looking back, the five sisters in the team all looked at the barbecue with a smile on their faces, and their eyes were exactly the same as when a woman saw a cute thing, and Tian Tiannan was stunned for a moment, anyway, he didn't think that there was anything on this five-meter-tall lion that had anything to do with the word "cute".
"Tut-tut, yo, isn't this Young Master Zhao?" Turning his head, there was an eagle urging the horse forward, and when he came to the young master, he said strangely.
There is a story! In this regard, Brother Tiannan's powerful sense of smell smelled the gossip for the first time.
"Xiaoxiao, tell me, what's the situation?"
"Hee-hee, both of them used to be flies in front of my second sister-in-law." Seeing Tian Tiannan's face, he smiled and said.
Then, the two looked back at the second sister-in-law behind them with an ambiguous face, until the second sister-in-law, who had always been known as a "female man" and "the fourth son of the family", was embarrassed, and the two retracted their gaze.
"Ho ho ho, that is to say, there is a second brother and the little white face opposite are shaking M···"
"What is Shake M?"
"Uh... It's a kind of man who is strict with his wife, afraid of his wife or likes strong women! "Hurry up and break it...
"What about you?"
"Huh?!" Regarding the divine turn of the young lady's topic, Tian Tiannan said that he couldn't bear it.
Fortunately, just as Tian Tiannan was sweating from Xiaoxiao's obviously questioning gaze, there was a quarrel on the eagle's side, which attracted everyone's attention, and Brother Tiannan escaped the catastrophe.
“··· There are eagles, don't deceive people too much, you know, your tribe still has to rely on our plain tribe to not starve, and our plain tribe may not only be able to exchange for mountain goods from your tribe! ”
As soon as you hear the other party's angry yelling, you can guess that this guy must have stimulated the other party with the fact that the two of them pursued a woman at the same time and finally made him succeed.
Because of the operation of the largest vegetable fields and flower fields on the Great Plains, it can be said that the cauliflower tribe has been able to rank among the top three tribes among so many tribes of the plains, second only to the Rich tribe as the strongest tribe of the plains.
As for why it is second only to one tribe, it is naturally because this rich tribe is even more greedy than imagined, and the two brothers each informed a tribe of the same level, occupying nearly one-fifth of the land of the Great Plains, one farming, the other raising livestock, it can be said that they are very rich.
If it was in the past, in the face of this Young Master Zhao's intimidation, the Yushan tribe might have been restrained, but now...
"Driving..." With a clip on the belly of the jujube red horse, Tian Tiannan came to the two of them.
"Brother Ying, you said that their arrogant capital is just that vegetable field, if it is destroyed, what will happen?" Staring at Young Master Zhao with a sinister smile, Brother Tiannan said to Youying.
"Hey, hey, hey... I haven't tried this, I really don't know, why don't we try it next time? "It can be seen that there is a lot of contradiction between Youying and this Young Master Zhao, so after hearing Tian Tiannan's words, he naturally went down.
"Presumptuous! A group of mountain monkeys, without our food, you just wait to die! Let's go..." As he spoke, this Young Master Zhao turned around and prepared to retreat with the remnants of his defeated army.
"Whoosh..."
"Poof..."
"You're here to be funny, aren't you? When did Lao Tzu allow you to go? A spear was thrown, and the powerful force went straight down Ma Juhua's throat, and he immediately killed this young master Zhao's war horse, and didn't even give it the last chance to scream, and then, Brother Tiannan's voice came into the other party's ears.
"Zhuang, all the people are killed, pay attention to the sacrificial equipment for the boss to take off completely, barbecue, whoever you like will move your mouth, I don't restrain you today... Guan Qing, take this little white face to the priest and bring it back to the tribe. ”
"No... You can't do that, my father won't let you go!" ”
"Brain-dead! Your whole family will have to come and join you in two days! Let's go..." Too lazy to look back at each other, this Nima can't beat his father, no wonder he couldn't do it back then, that guy is crazy and is the character who dares to bite the wolf's balls.
"Let go of the young master!"
"Bang bang..."
The guards around him planned to step forward to save their young master, but in the face of Da Zhuang's heavy attack skills, they could only turn into two headless corpses in the end, and when the corpse fell in front of the young master, Young Master Zhao, who was sprayed with hot blood, fainted with fright on the spot, and he didn't even have time to be incontinent...