Qiu Shi sat at the head of the bed with a headache, glanced at the captain who was sitting in front of the computer with no heart and lungs and became a bunch of posts, and then glanced at the little fool who had come out of the cabinet and was crawling everywhere on the ground, meowing to Qiu Shi from time to time, always feeling that his future life was dark.

How did you come across this kind of thing?

Qiu Shi sighed, took out his mobile phone, and found a pinyin teaching video of children's enlightenment on the Internet, and then stretched out his hand to greet: "Little fool, come here." ”

The little fool didn't care about Qiu Shi at all, but jumped on Qiu Shi's computer desk at once, trying to lie down as usual, but found that his body seemed to be much larger than before, so he waved his arm to sweep all the things on the table to the ground. Frightened, Qiu Shi instantly rushed over, and put aside the laptop and some gadgets on the table with a sad face, which made Xiao Silly lie on his side satisfied.

"Silly, watch TV?" Qiu Shi sat on the chair and said to the little fool lying on the table on his side, "If you watch TV, how about I give you food?" ”

The little fool yawned without interest and wanted to turn his body inside, but he only turned around half a circle and suddenly hit the wall.

"Meow! Meow! So she angrily scratched her fingernails at the wall.

Ouch hey! This cat really has a problem with its head, right?

Qiu Shi couldn't bear it, and directly lifted her up with both hands, not to mention, even if this little fool became human, his weight was still within the range he could hold, I am afraid it was only more than forty kilograms.

The cat felt the familiar feeling of falling, and found that it was already floating in the air, its little head turned left and right, and finally stopped on Qiu Shi's body, and its big bright eyes looked at Qiu Shi, and it was stupidly happy twice.

Finally lifted the little fool to the bed, Qiu Shi gasped twice, looked at it, but found that the cat actually began to make a fuss on the bed. Originally, when she was a cat, her destructive power was not as strong as it is now, but when she twisted her body on the bed, the quilts spread on the bed were already a mess.

Qiu Shi took a bag of cat food in his hand, opened the enlightenment video, sat at the head of the bed, and beckoned to the little fool twice, this stupid woman saw that there was something to eat, and her eyes immediately lit up, and she crawled to Qiu Shi's side and meowed vigorously.

"Follow me: Ah~"

Xiao Silly stared at the bag of cat food, heard Qiu Shi's voice, looked at him blankly, and then directly stretched out his hand to grab the bag of cat food.

"No! Read it with me! Ah~" Qiu Shi's reaction nerves were still okay, he dodged the little fool's palm, held the cat food high, and continued with an expressionless face, "Ah~"

The little fool was stunned to see Qiu Shi's appearance, frowned and thought about it before saying, "Huh? ”

Well, yes, that means she can really talk, doesn't it? The vocal cords should be no different from normal people.

Qiu Shi was very satisfied with the reward of a cat food, and the little fool ate it without hesitation, and after thinking for a while, the barren brain continued to scream "ahhhhh

"Oh~" Qiu Shi pointed to the O in the video with one hand, and taught the little fool again, "Oh~"

Xiao Silly was attracted by Qiu Shi's fingers, looked at the symbols in the video, and said casually: "Oh! ”

So he was rewarded with another grain of cat food, and he called out "oh oh oh" again.

"Captain, you can help teach the little fool." Qiu Shi saw that Xiao Silly also understood what to do, so he stood up and said to the captain, "I'll go out and buy her two sets of women's clothes." ”

"Do you know how big she wears?" The captain got up from his chair, stepped forward with a swing, looked the fool up and down, rubbed his chin with his hand, and nodded, "The size should be A, the clothes are about M size, and the pants are probably M size." ”

When Qiu Shi heard the captain's words, he looked at him with a confused expression.

"And it's a place." The captain nodded, put his hands on his fat waist, and boasted to himself with a righteous look, "How? Awesome, right? ”

"No, you're actually studying this?" The corners of Qiu Shi's mouth kept twitching.

"That's it! Captain Ben has studied women more than you as a virgin! The captain snorted, "Go ahead!" I'll teach her! ”

Qiu Shi was quite relieved about the captain before, but when he heard the captain's words just now, his eyes were subtle, so Qiu Shi shook his head violently, stepped forward and hugged the captain, put one hand on the captain's shoulder, and said with a serious expression: "This is a cat!" ”

"Nonsense."

"So you don't want to look at her stupid way and her."

“？？？” The captain looked dazed, looked at Xiao Silly, and then looked at Qiu Shi, and suddenly became furious, and slapped Qiu Shi's hand away, "Am I that kind of person?!" You've known me for so long! You don't have a B number in mind? ”

Hmm, hearing him say this, Qiu Shi was relieved.

You must know that when I graduated from high school, the whole class party, and there was a fairly beautiful girl who got drunk at the party, confessed to the captain, and even said to the captain that her home was far away and sent her to a hotel...... The other classmates understood the girl's words and were all coaxing, but the captain unceremoniously sent her to a nearby hotel and returned home alone.

It is said that the girl later told her girlfriends: The captain is impotent! I can't find a girlfriend in my life! This kind of talk.

Well, as a fat man who lives alone, he won't do anything to the little fool in the future.

"Well, I misunderstood you, after all, you ...... Kindness. Qiu Shi didn't want to expose the captain's sadness, waved his hand, put on a coat and left the rental house with a smile on his face.

"! Qiu Stone! You TM make it clear to me! After all, your sister, after all! ”

Listening to the roar from the rental house behind him, Qiu Shi couldn't hold back, burst out laughing, and squatted in the corridor holding his stomach and laughing.

After laughing, Qiu Shi was about to face reality......

He needed to buy a whole set of clothes for a girl who looked to be about fifteen or sixteen years old...... Not just long-sleeved and stuffy, but also underwear.

His face turned black in an instant, and he couldn't smile at all now when he was smiling happily.

As a man, it's okay to go to a physical store to buy women's clothes, so to speak, for your girlfriend, but if you buy women's underwear...... I'm afraid I can't even get in the door, right?

Otherwise...... Buy it online, right?

But you can't let the fool wear his own clothes for days, right? Although her body is thinner than that of a normal man, it is still too big for a little fool, and the hem of the dress can cover her entire buttocks.

Well, let's just take this as the first test as a cat owner...... Raising a cat lady, there will definitely be a lot of trouble in the future, so I retreated! What else to talk about cat mothers!

Having made up his mind, Qiu Shi seemed to be a warrior who was about to jump off the cliff in the next moment, and resolutely embarked on the road to the clothing mall.