Chapter 524: Just ask if your face hurts
Didn't you mess with these media, for Mao to hack yourself?
There is no love for no reason in the world, and there is no hate for no reason, and Vardy feels that this sentence is still very reasonable!
You can't just put your hat on yourself just to eat enough, didn't your mother tell you that it was rude?
I remember the reason why Mourinho left Inter in the previous life, not only because the team lost motivation after winning the championship, but also because of the bad relationship with the Italian media, the Italian media and Mourinho are simply enemies, and it is almost a daily routine to hack him every day!
Now, Mourinho is not here, but he is first remembered by the Italian media.
Unlike the English media, which likes to dig up big news and scandals, and exaggerate facts to attract attention, the Italian media relies exclusively on blacks for food.
When he joined Inter Milan at a sky-high price in the summer, there were countless media singing about him, and now he is even more intensified, as if he is really going to fail.
It's kind of interesting!
Vardy felt that he had found the direction and programme of the class struggle.
During the England period, he scolded the referee and the FA, these two were his main opponents, and of course he occasionally had a friendly exchange with an uninteresting player on the other side, but that was not the main contradiction.
And now that I'm in Italy, the situation is directly different.
The Italian Football Association has just been seriously injured because of the phone door, and is now in a low-key stage of recuperation, not to mention taking the initiative to find trouble for themselves, even if they provoke themselves, it is estimated that they will not dare to do it easily.
The referee is the same, don't look at Rocchi gave himself a red card in the first minute, but at least he has a law to follow, and he will never dare to target himself for no reason, the referee, like the Italian Football Association, was also scared by the phone door.
As for a certain team or a certain player, Vardy has not yet encountered a challenge against him, or that Inter Milan have been too dominant in Serie A in recent seasons for others to attack Vardy, because it will not benefit them at all.
Only these unscrupulous media actually hack themselves every once in a while, so I really have to think about how to deal with them.
He is professional and slaps his face part-time, this is how he positions himself.
Didn't the media say that they couldn't do it, so they should behave well, speak with facts, and make them embarrassed.
They say that once they slap themselves in the face, there will always be a time when their faces will be swollen.
Vardy wanted to tell them not to mess with them because you can't afford to be funny, but it's too late to say anything.
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The international break, also known as the FIFA virus, is not for nothing, with two qualifiers or friendlies in the national team, and the long journey combined with the intense competition has made the players' physical condition at club level worrying, especially against the big teams.
Inter Milan is even worse, because many of the players in the Inter squad can already be called veterans, and their physical recovery is far inferior to that of young players.
Mancini was embarrassed because he might not be able to line up the main squad for this game, and even more than half of the main players would have to rest.
However, the only consolation is that Vardy, the star he had high hopes for, although he played two games in the England national team, returned to the club and was still alive and vibrant, and he didn't see any physical crisis at all.
In fact, if it weren't for Vardy taking a bottle of stamina potion, he probably would have to kneel, although he is young and carrying, he can't stand long walks and fierce competitions, especially since he is not a physical maniac.
Fortunately, he still has enough physical potions, Vardy doesn't want to spend money on things when there is sharp inflation, there should be economic recovery if there is inflation, and maybe one day the gold coins of the system will appreciate again!
Vardy started and was partnered with the veteran Crespo, Mancini gave Crespo a clear task, which is to help Vardy attract firepower, can you expect Crespo to be more intimidating than Vardy?
The midfielders have also been rotated, but even the substitutes are still better than Catania's starters, which is determined by the giants' heritage.
Vardy was worried about slapping the media in the face, why can't he do it, it's just two games, and he has less suspension in England?
Now the most goals on the scorer list are only three goals, what is there to show off, I chased it back in one game, okay!
Coming out with a belly full of anger, Vardy is really going to go on a killing spree!
Catania may know that they are not as good as Inter, so they simply set up a bus in Meazza, although Mourinho has not yet arrived in Italy, but his defensive philosophy has already been transmitted to the Italian arena first.
Mourinho wants to cry without tears, the bus is just his special means, not a conventional trick, and he doesn't want to use it easily, but it is precisely because he is so characteristic that it makes others think that he can only put the bus, this is wrong!
Inter didn't have to be tempted, and pressed directly at the opening, bombarding Catania's goal, and there was a momentum of more than 80 minutes of enjoyment left in three minutes of undressing.
Vardy was naturally the most talked-about, and in fact, apart from the embarrassing minute in the first game, this game was Vardy's real Serie A debut.
Well, whoever is mentioning that red card I'm in a hurry!
Jamie Vardy is very active, but because of the opposition's dense defense, his biggest characteristics can no longer be played, there is no space for him to sprint, and it is inevitable that he will not be comfortable playing.
In fact, it is not for nothing that the Italian media look down on him, the style of Italian football is completely different from that of England, and since ancient times, Italy's chain defense has been deeply ingrained in the hearts of the people, and I dare not say that the defensive ability of Italian teams is far greater than that of other league teams.
Moreover, the Italian football style is dominated by defensive counterattacks, and in Serie A, the middle of the table includes the middle team, all of which are played in one style.
Do you think Vardy is the only game against the bus?
Wrong pull?
At the end of a season, he will probably face the opponent's bus for more than half of the game.
With Vardy deprived of his sharpest weapon, will he still be able to set a series of records?
I have to admit that in the eyes of many people, there is some truth in such an argument.
It's just that Vardy would like to remind them that you still think you're just a simple counter-attacking striker?
At Manchester United, Vardy has already shown that he can still pose the greatest threat to opponents in positional attacks, and even if he doesn't think about his own attack, grenade throws and lethal corners alone are enough for Vardy to provide too many assists.
Several free kick characteristics, heavy artillery shots, and the spirit fox in the penalty area, which is not a weapon to break the dense defense.
What if Vardy was the mascot!
Soon, Vardy slapped the media in the face with facts.
In the 24th minute of the first half, Solari crossed from the left, and the half-high ball flew into the penalty area, and the defender in front of him just wanted to clear the siege, but he didn't expect Vardy to suddenly appear in front of him, and the header was flicked lightly, and the ball changed direction and flew into the goal.
Vardy brought out the characteristics of the spirit fox in the penalty area to the fullest, and the opponent did not expect Vardy to grab this point at all, which was completely unexpected.
Inter teammates frantically pounced to celebrate the goal, and the Inter fans in the stands were also excited, but Vardy didn't feel so good!
For no other reason, Vardy's ear hurts!
I don't have a header feature, so I can use it, but that's what the effect is, and I'm lucky to be able to score this time.
It's just that Vardy didn't grasp the timing of his header, looking at the header that broke the goal, in fact, the ball flew into the goal by grazing his side face, and the ball also gave him a hard ear.
Rubbing his ears and stomping his feet, this is a sensitive area, it is said that a girl will be softened directly when touched here, although Vardy is not to that extent, but it is definitely uncomfortable.
Soon, at a speed visible to the naked eye, one of Vardy's ears became red and swollen, almost catching up with one!
The moment of the goal was replayed in slow motion, the fans in front of the TV saw what was going on, and they all laughed until their stomachs hurt.
Vardy is Vardy, he doesn't score goals, so he has to be special.
Let me ask you if your ears hurt?
However, at this time, Vardy was suspecting that this goal may not only be the credit of the Fox in the penalty area, but also the juggling goal.
In short, all unusual goals are in the category of juggling goals, increasing the goal rate.
After rubbing for a long time, Vardy finally felt a little better, and then walked back to start the game again, but Vardy deliberately walked to the camera in the corner and made a mouth closing motion at the camera!
Shut up!
Shut your foul mouths!
If you want to hack me, you don't have the qualifications yet!
The game continued to score goals and Vardy, who had already scored the goal, was still alive and clearly not content with just one goal, which was not his style of scoring two goals.
Soon, the opportunity came, Stankovic crossed from the right, Vardy flew up in the big penalty area, the whole person was already lying in the air, facing the incoming ball, a domineering barb directly broke Catania's goal.
Although he fell heavily to the ground, Vardy got up in an instant, clenched his fists and roared!
Shut up!
That's what you say no, that's what you call hidden strength!
I'll just ask you, does your face hurt!
The teammates rushed over frantically, everyone was extremely excited, this game was really cool!
It turns out that it feels so good to have Vardy on the field, just like a bazooka, directly blowing up the bus that would have given him a headache for a long time!
Inter fans are also so excited that they can't speak, this is the real Vardy, the Vardy who can really bring Inter to the top!