196 Xiaoyou's cat maniac?
"Hmm...... Sure enough, I still can't get used to it. Xiaoyou put the bowl down to eat, and Xia Nai finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiaoyou finished eating hastily, and was about to clean up the dishes and chopsticks after wiping his mouth, but was stopped by Xia Nai.
"Hehehe, I haven't eaten yet...... "Xia Nai took the fish soup, "I'll finish the soup and clean up the dishes and chopsticks for you." β
"Hmm......" Xiaoyu stared at Nana's thief-hearted face, "That's okay." β
Xiaoyou continued to do her homework, and Xia Nai pretended to finish the soup and clean up the dishes and chopsticks.
Now, the floor-to-ceiling window is about 7 meters away from Xia Nai, it takes 1.5 seconds to run over, it takes 1 second to push open the floor to ceiling window, and it takes 3.5 seconds to complete the action of jumping gracefully without letting the soup spill, Xia Nai can complete the above actions in 6 seconds, but the time for Xiaoyou's auditory nerve to travel from the ear to the auditory nerve in the cerebral cortex is 0.000456 seconds, and it only takes 0.05 seconds for the cerebellum to perform basic unconditioned reflex actions.
Demon sister doesn't have a boob......
If you deal with Xiaoyou, you can only outwit, not attack!
Sun Tzu's Art of War Cloud, surprise, unpreparedness, as long as Xiaoyou is slacking-
Xiaoyou didn't urge Xia Nai to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, he had been working hard for a calculation problem of analytic geometry, and he couldn't tolerate the slightest distraction.
Xia Nai took the fish soup and crawled forward on the ground.
Not...... I'm going to dieβ
Xia Nai was unable to move an inch by her own Opeca land, and could only rely on the strength of her waist and legs and feet to move forward slowly.
"Hmm......" Xiaoyou stretched out, and Xia Nai quickly buried her head and pretended to sleep.
"Good ...... Risk"
Xia Nai finally felt in front of the floor-to-ceiling window and quietly pushed it open.
ββ¦β¦ What are you doing? Playing with snakes? β
Xia Nai was startled by the cold voice coming from behind her ears,
"yes, yes...... I'm cossing a beautiful snake! Xia Nai grinned and stuck out her tongue at Xiaoyou, "Hiss, hiss, hiss-Xiaoyou, come to my sister's arms!" β
"Don't mess around, hurry up and clean up the dishes and chopsticks."
"Yes, yes!"
The stiff smile on Xia Na's face finally relaxed as Xiao You turned around.
"Whew...... It's so hanging, fortunately, my Lord Xia Nai is smart and clever, and I am calm and calm as usual. β
Xia Nai pushed open the floor-to-ceiling window, jumped into the covered fish soup, and returned to the balcony of her home.
Although Kana struggled to keep her body balanced, she accidentally spilled the fish soup on her chest.
"Hmm...... It smells so strongβ"
Xia Nai pushed open the window, and the black cat in the carton was lying on the edge of the carton staring at Xia Nai, and the cat's eyes also turned into vertical pupils, shining in the dark room, making a faint meowing sound.
"It's coming, it's coming...... Baby, Mommy has risked her life to bring you something to eat...... Come on! β
Xia Nai carefully unscrewed the lid of the bowl, and the black cat immediately poked its head over and began to lick the fish soup.
"Hmm...... Sure enough, I like fresh fish, so don't worry, eat slowly......"
Xia Nai, who was enjoying the pleasure of petting the cat, suddenly felt a chill down her spine, she looked up, and a figure appeared in the direction of Xiaoyou's room, Xiaoyou was standing motionless behind the curtain, and the black image was looking directly at herself, looking very scary.
"Wow, whoaa!"
Xia Nai's heart was broken, and she hurriedly pushed Xiao Hei under the bed, stripped off all her clothes before Xiaoyou jumped from the balcony, and then snuggled into the quilt.
"What the hell are you doing? The dishes and chopsticks are not cleaned up...... Is there something to hide from me! β
"Hmm...... What's the matter-" Xia Nai-san pretended to yawn, and when he saw Xiaoyou appear in front of him, he immediately showed a shocked expression, "Xiaoyou? How did you get here...... I'm already asleep...... Hmm-"
Xiaoyou tugged at Xia Na's cheek, intending to pull Nana off the bed, "Your recent behavior is too weird, if you don't give me a good confession of the truth-"
"Woo...... Don't be like this, Xiaoyou! I'm just a kid...... Moleming underage girls is to sit in prisonβ"
"Less verbose! How can you go to bed so early-" Xiaoyou lifted the quilt that Xia Nai was clutching tightly.
"W-ahh
Xia Nai under the quilt was really naked, and the moment Xiao You lifted the quilt, Nana blocked the key parts, but Xiao You didn't see anything - it could be seen from the panicked expression on Xiao You's face.
"You've ...... How many times have you seen my body......" Xia Nai sobbed and sobbed, "You haven't even taken the initiative to say that you will be responsible for me once!" The family motto of our Xia family is that if the body is seen by a man, we must serve that man for the rest of our lives......"
"Less verbose! I've never heard of such a family motto in your family! β
Xiaoyou knocked Xia Nai on the head, "I'm going back!" Put my clothes on when you go to bed, or I'll be embarrassed when I wake you up tomorrow!" β
"Hmph...... Xiaoyou, who said no, don't think that I don't know what you did when I was asleep, I'm just pretending to be asleep for your convenience...... Ada-"
Hmph, sure enough, the flesh is a woman's strongest weapon, even the Great Demon King of Xiaoyou can hardly resist the temptation of cute girls......
Just as Xia Nai-san was proud of her plan, she finally experienced the pleasure of being a pig teammate.
Meow Woo β
scold
Ha?
Xiaoyou turned around, "It seems to be ...... It looks like a cat's voice, huh? β
"It must be a wild cat outside the house! Ahaha, ahaha, ahahaha! Xia Nai has no silver three hundred taels here every day, and at this time, Xiaoyou suddenly felt something wet in his ankle, and he was so frightened that his legs immediately shrank, "What is this thing......?"
"This is our baby!"
Because he was afraid that Xiaoyou would throw the black cat out, Xia Nai was so frightened that he directly lifted the quilt and threw Xiaoyou to the ground.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Xia Nai changed her clothes and sat on the side in a well-behaved sitting position, while Xiaoyou squatted in front of the cardboard box, looking at the black cat licking the fish soup with her tongue deep in the depths, "This is what you have been secretly doing?" You've got a lot of skills! β
"Hey, hey...... I'm not that good either......" Xia Nai scratched her head.
ββ¦β¦ Didn't save you. Xiaoyou was about to scold Xia Nai a few more words, but the black cat stuck out her tongue and licked Xiaoyou's hand.
Puff puff ......
"Wow Xiaoyou, it seems to like you very much, so are you going to throw it away?"
ββ¦β¦ Who said to throw it away - "The reason why Xiaoyou doesn't like small animals very much is because he has been bitten by dogs and vaccinated against rabies before, and this gentle cat Xiaoyou is not so annoying - on the contrary, Xiaoyou even has a sense of closeness to it, like a friend who has not seen him for many years.
"Hmm...... Great, I thought you were going to throw it away. Xia Nai breathed a sigh of relief, "I knew you were so easy to talk to, so I wouldn't hide it from you." β
"Did you name the cat?"
"Yes, it's called Xiao Hei!"
"Why is the name so earthy......
"I like to give animals names that are easy to remember, for example, Xiao Hei is a black cat, and the image of Xiao Hei is very vivid, right?"
"You are clearly insinuating Xiaoshan......"
"Not really! It's Xiaoyou, you always protect her! β
Xia Nai was exposed to the conspiracy and immediately began to mess around, and Xiao Hei seemed very close to Xiaoyou, and after only touching it for a while, he dared to run to Xiaoyou's shoulder.
Bite!
System prompt: The event has been triggered, and the two-dimensional ability [Shelter of Cat Maniacs] will be issued, which can communicate with all felines.
Wait a minute...... Is this called event unlocking?
If you look at it this way, this cat-
"That's great...... Night and night again, I can be with Xiaoyou-sama meow-"
The black cat kept scratching in Xiaoyou's arms, and he was enjoying it very much.
Clams?! Night?!